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TheBoiledEgg
Oct 2nd, 2005, 08:08 PM
"What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was,two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."


One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said,"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.


A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm JaneSugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside
and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."


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I'm sure some of you have seen this around but if not :p

Craigy
Oct 2nd, 2005, 08:11 PM
:haha:

Darop.
Oct 2nd, 2005, 08:20 PM
the 2nd one is fucking hilarious :haha:

KoOlMaNsEaN
Oct 2nd, 2005, 08:21 PM
the sum of which is four
the son of bitch is four
:lol::lol:

¤CharlDa¤
Oct 2nd, 2005, 09:06 PM
The last one is hilarious :spit:

PaulieM
Oct 2nd, 2005, 09:35 PM
:haha: i like the chicken little one

LUIS9
Oct 2nd, 2005, 10:08 PM
:rolls: :rolls: :rolls: @ I'm gonna get boobs too. :haha: :lol: :lol:

WF4EVER
Oct 2nd, 2005, 11:10 PM
All very funny!

NFFC_FAN
Oct 2nd, 2005, 11:32 PM
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm JaneSugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."





I always thought that our neighbour's surname was Nextdoor, because my Mum always referred to them as Jenny and Mike next door. :o

shnit.
Oct 2nd, 2005, 11:54 PM
Twinkie. :haha: :haha: :roll:

ginger_fish668
Oct 3rd, 2005, 02:32 AM
The second and last ones are very cute! :lol:

Scotso
Oct 3rd, 2005, 01:15 PM
One little girl raised her hand and said,"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

:haha:

DutchieGirl
Oct 3rd, 2005, 03:23 PM
:spit: :haha:

King Aaron
Oct 3rd, 2005, 04:05 PM
I always thought that our neighbour's surname was Nextdoor, because my Mum always referred to them as Jenny and Mike next door. :o
:tape: :lol:

The last one. :haha:

Kelly
Oct 3rd, 2005, 05:23 PM
the second one has just had me in tears lol

Martian KC
Oct 3rd, 2005, 06:52 PM
The last one was grand.:lol:

kittyking
Feb 12th, 2008, 09:34 AM
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said,"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.


:rolls:

(although the other ones are quite good too!)

ElusiveChanteuse
Feb 12th, 2008, 09:39 AM
:lol: :yeah:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 12th, 2008, 10:03 AM
:haha:

kittyking
Feb 12th, 2008, 09:08 PM
TBE do you have anymore?