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CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:16 AM
THE animal kingdom's most famous gay couple has split up. Silo and Roy, the cohabiting penguins of Central Park Zoo, are no longer an item.

The pair rose to prominence six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship.
Since then, they have successfully hatched and raised an adoptive chick (after an uncertain start that involved trying to incubate a rock).

They blazed a trail for six other gay penguin couples at the zoo.

But the affair ended when Scrappy, a new female penguin, moved into the neighbourhood and caught Silo's eye.

"Silo and Roy stopped spending as much time together or building a nest," John Rowden, the zoo's head curator, told The New York Post.

Silo promptly moved in with Scrappy, building a new nest with her.
Zookeepers are at a loss to explain Silo's sudden conversion. :tape:

marmite1
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:19 AM
:lol: Silo is a bitch.

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:25 AM
:lol: Silo is a bitch.

:haha: This is actually a TRUE STORY :lol: At first i thought it was a joke. But its on CNN.COM, AOL.com ( with video) and the New York Times :tape: :D

SloKid
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:28 AM
Silo is bi?
Those penguins should get a reality show.

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:37 AM
Silo is bi?
Those penguins should get a reality show.

Hey...If Anna Nicole Smith can....then anything is possible ;) :p

SloKid
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:40 AM
Queer as penguins.

tennisIlove09
Sep 30th, 2005, 01:03 PM
it was on gay.com. i shed a tear or two

marmite1
Sep 30th, 2005, 01:44 PM
it was on gay.com. i shed a tear or two

:lol:

kabuki
Sep 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM
Poor Roy. :sad: Maybe he'll meet his Sigfried someday.

new-york
Sep 30th, 2005, 01:49 PM
:lol: Silo is a bitch.

:haha:

SloKid
Sep 30th, 2005, 01:54 PM
Poor Roy. :sad: Maybe he'll meet his Sigfried someday.

I thought of that too. :D
I know some gay people, who complain they can't find someone to date, try being a gay penguin, then complain. :D

SelesFan70
Sep 30th, 2005, 02:03 PM
Roy has been cuckolded :p

Kelly
Sep 30th, 2005, 04:05 PM
that is just so wrong of silo, i mean what about the child...er baby penguin?? i hope roy gets custody

Bezz
Sep 30th, 2005, 04:23 PM
he'll be back! he can't resist :cool:

Vincent
Sep 30th, 2005, 05:20 PM
:sad: Where is loyalty!?

Fantastic
Sep 30th, 2005, 05:20 PM
Make a bet Scrappy dies under "mysterious circumstance" and Roy turns up with blood spatter on his flippers. Silo turns to Roy for comfort, who gets him drunk and then has his way with him. When Silo questions Roy about the spatter, Roy says he was having his period and gives Silo another beer. Silo doesn't question it and drinks up. Roy has his way with Silo again. That was the first installment of "Gay Ass Penguins." Yeah, lots of gratuitous gay penguin sex there.

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 30th, 2005, 05:25 PM
I thought of that too. :D
I know some gay people, who complain they can't find someone to date, try being a gay penguin, then complain. :D

Oooh...but there so "COLD" IN THE BEDROOM... brrr :haha:

marmite1
Sep 30th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Oooh...but there so "COLD" IN THE BEDROOM... brrr :haha:

:lol: im loving this thread.

Wigglytuff
Sep 30th, 2005, 06:03 PM
i said this in the other thread but i guess i can say it here, i was at the scentral park zoo many weeks ago and the keepers said they might be on the rocks. LOL

anyway, thier duaghter is a lesbian.

Wigglytuff
Sep 30th, 2005, 06:05 PM
Poor Roy. :sad: Maybe he'll meet his Sigfried someday.
i was thinking the same thing

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 30th, 2005, 07:16 PM
i said this in the other thread but i guess i can say it here, i was at the scentral park zoo many weeks ago and the keepers said they might be on the rocks. LOL

anyway, thier duaghter is a lesbian. That would explain the black and white suits :umbrella: :D

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 30th, 2005, 08:08 PM
Poor Roy...Hope he finds love soon...:sad:

marmite1
Sep 30th, 2005, 08:11 PM
i said this in the other thread but i guess i can say it here, i was at the scentral park zoo many weeks ago and the keepers said they might be on the rocks. LOL

anyway, thier duaghter is a lesbian.

Adopted daughter :tape:

Scotso
Sep 30th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Scrappy is a bitch!

Homewreaker!

Kart
Sep 30th, 2005, 08:48 PM
Zookeepers are at a loss to explain Silo's sudden conversion.

Clearly it was 'just a phase.'

SloKid
Sep 30th, 2005, 08:52 PM
Can you blame him, he experimented a bit.
But now that poor adopted penguin is left to live in a broken home. And Penguin (Papa) Roach are already writing a song about. They are popular with teen penguins.

VeeDaQueen
Sep 30th, 2005, 09:50 PM
I thought Penguins mated for life?

Helen Lawson
Sep 30th, 2005, 09:54 PM
Now the penguins are free to date gay men. Everyone knows the next logical step after gay marriage is sex between a consenting human and a penguin. :o

Wigglytuff
Sep 30th, 2005, 10:57 PM
Adopted daughter :tape:
yes that too :lol: :kiss: :bounce:

flyingmachine
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:00 PM
:rolls: This is so halious. It seems this is more interesting than big brother. :tape:

PaulieM
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:02 PM
:haha: This is actually a TRUE STORY :lol: At first i thought it was a joke. But its on CNN.COM, AOL.com ( with video) and the New York Times :tape: :D
i can't believe things like this actually make news :o

marmite1
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:05 PM
:rolls: This is so halious. It seems this is more interesting than big brother. :tape:

Big brother is a disgraceful show :lol:

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:44 PM
:lol: ;) Big brother is a disgraceful show :lol:

These Penguins have a higher IQ then most Big Brother contestants ;)

flyingmachine
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:46 PM
:lol: ;)

These Penguins have a higher IQ then most Big Brother contestants ;)
:lol: Unforturately, it's true. :tape:

Wigglytuff
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:47 PM
:lol: ;)

These Penguins have a higher IQ then most Big Brother contestants ;)

oh shit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

marmite1
Sep 30th, 2005, 11:48 PM
:lol: ;)

These Penguins have a higher IQ then most Big Brother contestants ;)

:lol:

CrossCourt~Rally
Oct 1st, 2005, 12:21 AM
oh shit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

;)

Pengwin
Oct 1st, 2005, 12:23 AM
Damn gay Penguins, letting the rest of us down :mad:

Jakeev
Oct 1st, 2005, 05:29 AM
THE animal kingdom's most famous gay couple has split up. Silo and Roy, the cohabiting penguins of Central Park Zoo, are no longer an item.

The pair rose to prominence six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship.
Since then, they have successfully hatched and raised an adoptive chick (after an uncertain start that involved trying to incubate a rock).

They blazed a trail for six other gay penguin couples at the zoo.

But the affair ended when Scrappy, a new female penguin, moved into the neighbourhood and caught Silo's eye.

"Silo and Roy stopped spending as much time together or building a nest," John Rowden, the zoo's head curator, told The New York Post.

Silo promptly moved in with Scrappy, building a new nest with her.
Zookeepers are at a loss to explain Silo's sudden conversion. :tape:

:lol: :lol:

tenn_ace
Oct 1st, 2005, 05:38 AM
this story is a great weapon for those who think that homosexuality could be cured... I'm sure I'll see pictures of Silo at the next anti-gay demonstration. ;)

GoSandrine
Oct 1st, 2005, 06:01 AM
Here they are in happier times.

http://web.lemoyne.edu/~hevern/psy340/photos/roy.silo.jpg

Poor Roy :sad:

Bezz
Oct 1st, 2005, 01:36 PM
Well maybe silo was Bi and roy is Gay :confused: . Its funny how roy still doesn't show any interest in the ladies lol

tennislover
Oct 1st, 2005, 01:38 PM
great thread :worship:

CrossCourt~Rally
Oct 1st, 2005, 03:17 PM
Here they are in happier times.

http://web.lemoyne.edu/~hevern/psy340/photos/roy.silo.jpg

Poor Roy :sad:

:haha: :couple: :umbrella:

SloKid
Oct 1st, 2005, 03:24 PM
Here they are in happier times.

http://web.lemoyne.edu/~hevern/psy340/photos/roy.silo.jpg

Poor Roy :sad:

Is it just me or they actually look a bit like two drag queens. Look at their heads.

PaulieM
Oct 1st, 2005, 06:21 PM
Is it just me or they actually look a bit like two drag queens. Look at their heads.
:haha:

GoSandrine
Oct 2nd, 2005, 12:28 PM
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/magasinet/2004/02/25/ping_Art.jpg

Can't the Central Park zookeepers get a separate iceberg for Roy? It seems cruel to force him to cohabitate. :sad:

Or perhaps they should bring in a big muscley gay penguin to cheer Roy up and make Silo jealous. ;)