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Cam'ron Giles
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:58 PM

Defense Attorney:What is your age?

Little old Woman:I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year?

Little old Woman: There I was sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:Did you know him?

Little old Woman:No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?

Little old Woman:He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?

Little old Woman:No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:Why not?

Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorne! y:What happened next?

Little old Woman:He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?

Little old Woman:No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:Why not?

Little old Woman:Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:What happened next?

Little old Woman:Well, I was feeling so spic y that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"

Defense Attorney:Did he take you?

Little old Woman:Hell, no. he just yelled, "April Fool!" ... And that's when I shot the little bastard!

Sep 27th, 2005, 08:07 PM

Sep 27th, 2005, 08:36 PM