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Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:09 AM
Was watching the ass end of the pre-show and have to wonder at what point will Kurt Loder just say "fuck it" and decide not to show up anymore? Or will he just keep being wheeled out until he's 90?

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:11 AM
Yeah, the beginning wasn't all that spectacular either. I thought that Diddy would come out stronger than that, but maybe he'll do something big later on.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:15 AM
Diddy's performance sucked.

Gwen LOOKED HELLA PISSED when they played "Hollaback Girl" on Diddy's opening.

Gwen looked even more pissed when Kelly won for Best Female Video.

Kanye looked nice.

Hey... Beavis and Butthead!

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:16 AM
Diddy is just wack now.

And if I could I would vote for Beavis & Butthead.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:20 AM
I miss Beavis and Butthead even though they come on MTV2.

Scotso
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:24 AM
I can't win because I'm watching my Chase Utley :hearts: on ESPN.

So keep me updated on who wins what. Is Jesse McCartney performing? :hearts:

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:24 AM
:lol: I noticed how pissed Gwen was too!

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:24 AM
I miss Beavis and Butthead even though they come on MTV2.

New episodes would be awesome. The best part of that show was them cracking on the videos. I still remember them railing away on Korn before Korn became big. That was the only way I knew them when I went to college and the guys across the hall were blasting "Blind".

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:25 AM
I can't win because I'm watching my Chase Utley :hearts: on ESPN.

So keep me updated on who wins what. Is Jesse McCartney performing? :hearts:

Haha, you have a thing for weird second basemen. First Craig Counsell and now Utley.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:27 AM
New episodes would be awesome. The best part of that show was them cracking on the videos. I still remember them railing away on Korn before Korn became big. That was the only way I knew them when I went to college and the guys across the hall were blasting "Blind".
HELL YES! :rocker2:

Bobby Valentino sounds awful live. :o

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:28 AM
HELL YES! :rocker2:

Bobby Valentino sounds awful live. :o

That song was horrible live.

Someone should run up there and punch Diddy in his face and then steal his suit jacket.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:28 AM
Y'all, what is Diddy doing!??? He's making a total fool of himself.

Scotso
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:28 AM
Haha, you have a thing for weird second basemen. First Craig Counsell and now Utley.

I agree that Craig is an odd crush, but even straight men like you have to admit that Chase Utley is beautiful.

And to top it off, they're BOTH in this game! :hearts: So you see why I'm watching this over the VMAs.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:29 AM
:lol: @ Jay-Z's expression during Diddy's monologue

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:31 AM
Diddy is an awful host!

Amerie - Ann Marie

Kirsten - Kristen

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:32 AM
Diddy is an awful host!

Amerie - Ann Marie

Kirsten - Kristen

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I heard that too. He don't know what the hell he talkin about.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:32 AM
I agree that Craig is an odd crush, but even straight men like you have to admit that Chase Utley is beautiful.

And to top it off, they're BOTH in this game! :hearts: So you see why I'm watching this over the VMAs.

Don't know about that but I'll take your word for it.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:34 AM
Diddy is an awful host!

Amerie - Ann Marie

Kirsten - Kristen

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No shit, I wonder what MTV exec greenlighted this shit. Can't they get a real host? Just throw a shitload of money at Chappelle and get it over with.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:34 AM
Did anybody see Mariah, yet?

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:37 AM
No shit, I wonder what MTV exec greenlighted this shit. Can't they get a real host? Just throw a shitload of money at Chappelle and get it over with.
Chris Rock was funny as shit but after you do the Oscars you can't go 99 notches down and do the VMA's again. :sad:

Scotso
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:38 AM
Utley just popped up with bases loaded. Makes me want to change channels.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:39 AM
Ummm...Diddy is shit.
And if I hear one more Bad Boy song I'm going to throw my TV out the fucking window.

tennisIlove09
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:40 AM
Kelly Looked HAWT! :drool:

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:41 AM
WTF!?? Diddy cannot dance...:help:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:41 AM
So far the highlight has been Green Day's performance... the very first thing on the show...

oh no... a Diddy vs. Omarion dance-off...

:yawn:

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:42 AM
:lol: Did y'all see Kelly!? She said, "what are they doing?"

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:43 AM
MC HAMMER?

oh God... make it stop.

:rolls: :rolls:

Scotso
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:43 AM
Wow the VMAs are kinda sucking. I turn to see a bunch of people dancing oddly to some ancient song.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:43 AM
ROFLSADJFL;SAJF;ASLJDF

the audience reactions are priceless.

Alicia Keys just looks :confused:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:44 AM
:speakles:
M.C. Hammer????

M.C. FUCKING HAMMER?!?!?! :speakles:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:45 AM
WTF is Jessica wearing?

WTF is up with Ashlee's hair...

omg... they said they were from the dirty south and know how to shake their booties...

*hitting Golden Corral with Luther Vandross*

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:45 AM
Luda's performance sucked!! Bobby Valentino's voice was SO OFF KEY!! I was really surprised to see Kelly win over Gwen. Her video was not better than Gwen's I love both singers, but Gwen's was better. Diddy can't read the prompter!!! Yeah Gwen was pissed when Diddy used her song.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:46 AM
Ummm...:haha:...Ashlee Simpson's hair...OMFG...:rolls:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:47 AM
Alicia that dress is awful...

where's security? she could have fallen down.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:47 AM
The setup to the Diddy/Omarion danceoff was atrocious.

Have to laugh at the random appearance by MC Hammer especially the line "Why would I ever stop doing this? With others making records that just don't hit" Ummmm yeahhhh.

And I never ever want to hear Jessica Simpson say "Dirrrty South" ever ever again.

jbone_0307
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:47 AM
Is this a joke? I just turned and It looks like one big freakin circus :haha: :lol:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:47 AM
Alicia...:drool:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:49 AM
*throws donuts, hamburgers, hot dogs, lasagna and frijoles negros at Jessica Alba*

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:50 AM
Shaq...:rolleyes:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:50 AM
Shakira:drool::hearts:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:50 AM
La Tortura is the perfect phrase for this year's VMA's. :tape:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:50 AM
Alicia...:drool:

Alicia is beautiful but there is something odd going on with her chest.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:51 AM
And now its time for me to hit mute and watch some ass shaking.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:52 AM
Alejandro looks like he's going through Chemo.

Blonde is not a hot look, hombre!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:52 AM
Alicia is beautiful but there is something odd going on with her chest.
I wasn't looking at her chest, but the dress was bad.
She's still hawt though... :drool:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:53 AM
It's a pity because they both looked hot in el video. *sigh*

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:54 AM
I wasn't looking at her chest, but the dress was bad.
She's still hawt though... :drool:

Everytime I see her I can't help it. Bizarre chest that girl has. Everything else on her is great though.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:54 AM
She does more body rolls than a stripper and it's free. :rocker2:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:56 AM
Rokkstarr's reality check #345325354: you ain't ganxtah if your first name is Curtis.

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:58 AM
Me gusta Shakira!! Ella es muy caliente!! Tuvo un bueno funcionamiento esta noche!! Ella tiene un culo agradable.

~I'm just getting ready for Spanish 5 this year~

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:00 AM
Rokkstarr's reality check #345325354: you ain't ganxtah if your first name is Curtis.
:haha:
Don't you be talkin' about 50 like that. :ras:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:01 AM
oh shit!

Krumpin' vs. Clownin'!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:02 AM
WTF was that??? :scratch:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:04 AM
Hmmm... this handholding is going to fuel those rumors... :rolls: :haha: :lol:

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:05 AM
Is Amy Lynn Lee present there ? :confused:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:05 AM
Why are Ciara and Missy holding hands?
I wonder if Missy turned her out. :hehehe:

Wannabeknowitall
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:05 AM
Is it me or is Missy holding Ciara's hand a little too tightly?

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:06 AM
Hmmm... this handholding is going to fuel those rumors... :rolls: :haha: :lol:

Hmmmm, might be onto something.

There had to be an extracurricular activity involved that had Missy inspired to lose that weight.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:06 AM
Oh for the love of God, no more R. Kelly. Fucking horrible.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:06 AM
R. Kelly, time to change the channel!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:07 AM
Shit...him...
Is is me or does all his shit sound the same???

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:08 AM
Seriously, how the fuck is this anything? He is just "singing" a narration. Fucking horrible.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:08 AM
OK...the suckiness of this show is hilarious.
It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad. :haha:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:09 AM
Shit...him...
Is is me or does all his shit sound the same???

"This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'"

Love that bit and hearing that he got really upset at Chappelle for doing it. Hey dickhead, don't be pissing on girls if you don't want the jokes.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:10 AM
"This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'"

Love that bit and hearing that he got really upset at Chappelle for doing it. Hey dickhead, don't be pissing on girls if you don't want the jokes.
:rolls:

whew shit!

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:11 AM
Thx for the answer

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:11 AM
this mofo is still TALKING?

ugh... when will it be over?

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:12 AM
wait a fucking minute...

he's just on the stage lip-synching... he could have at least SUNG it live.

this shit is a joke!!!!!!!!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:12 AM
"This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'"

Love that bit and hearing that he got really upset at Chappelle for doing it. Hey dickhead, don't be pissing on girls if you don't want the jokes.
Oh....:haha:...that episode was hilarious...
"You’ll never feel, quite the same.
When you get a whiff of my hershey stain.
I wanna poop on you, too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete,
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you."
:haha:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:13 AM
shit... I'll never complain about a Madea play ever again!

Oneofakind0490
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:13 AM
Shakira was so hot.

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:14 AM
I never realized that Rufus was gay in the "Trapped in the Closet" video. Good ending in my mind!!

CC
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:15 AM
Maybe Missy and Ciara were trying to tell us in a subtle way. Missy looked like an old woman though.

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:15 AM
What I dislike in America, there's hardly place for Dance, Trance, Techno, ... but that's maybe a stereotyped view from me.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:17 AM
Unfortunately, I am at my computer and my remote doesn't reach the tv from here so I was inspired by R. Kelly's "performance".

You can all sing along.

"Steam was sitting at his computer seat, typing and watching MTV. And then R. Kelly came on and his ears started to bleed. Talking and talking the lamest soap opera he's ever heard. Trying to be hip and edgy and not coming close. So Steam had enough and got up. He got up from his computer seat. He walked over to the tv. And then. And then he changed the channel. He changed the channel."

I think I have a hit on my hands.

brickhousesupporter
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:19 AM
What I dislike in America, there's hardly place for Dance, Trance, Techno, ... but that's maybe a stereotyped view from me.

There is but it is mainly in the gay club scene and the teenage rave scenes.

Wannabeknowitall
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:20 AM
What I dislike in America, there's hardly place for Dance, Trance, Techno, ... but that's maybe a stereotyped view from me.

No it isn't. There isn't even a place in America for their music videos. We use Pepsi and car commercials for that.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:20 AM
Unfortunately, I am at my computer and my remote doesn't reach the tv from here so I was inspired by R. Kelly's "performance".

You can all sing along.

"Steam was sitting at his computer seat, typing and watching MTV. And then R. Kelly came on and his ears started to bleed. Talking and talking the lamest soap opera he's ever heard. Trying to be hip and edgy and not coming close. So Steam had enough and got up. He got up from his computer seat. He walked over to the tv. And then. And then he changed the channel. He changed the channel."

I think I have a hit on my hands.
:lol:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:20 AM
Did I hear D.Roc scream "HAAAAAAAA"? :lol:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:21 AM
He should change his name to "No one gives a shit anymore".

CC
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:21 AM
Puffster is giving his history. Maybe I should turn the tv off.

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:22 AM
There is but it is mainly in the gay club scene and the teenage rave scenes.

:confused: Weird people in the US :confused:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:22 AM
Damint...WTF...this sucks...seriously...

We don't give a shit Sean/Puffy/P.skhk'yhdas 'ipreqkth.
You still suck.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:23 AM
"Rock's answer to Beyonce and Jay-Z"

I feel sorry for rock.

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:23 AM
No it isn't. There isn't even a place in America for their music videos. We use Pepsi and car commercials for that.

Commercials ? It's like having no respect for those kind of music.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:23 AM
Ok "The Killers" performance... hella original :yeah:

Anything to save us from Diddy.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:23 AM
The Killers :worship:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:24 AM
Go Morman, Go Morman, Go! :rocker2:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:25 AM
Let me gooooooooooooo.... I just can't look (at Diddy) it's killing me!

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:26 AM
Ooh sparklers. They're tearing it up!

Rockers: 2, Hip-hoppers: 0.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:27 AM
Huge difference between lying and lying under oath.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:28 AM
Ummm...this is awkward. :unsure:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:28 AM
Lil Kim...

*tumbleweed*

Oneofakind0490
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:28 AM
It must have been akward for Kim.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:31 AM
so... did they design the set to take the longest possible time to get to the stage?

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:32 AM
"The Roman God of Feces and Manure."

:haha: :lol: :lol:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:32 AM
More Beavis and Butthead, less Diddy.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:36 AM
Someone kidnap Diddy... plz!

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:37 AM
I'm going to watch this sometime in the near future when they put in on the air again 100000000000000000 times!!

DIDDY SUXS ASS!!!

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:39 AM
"Things we haven't seen before"

What, an entertaining show?

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:39 AM
This is actually pretty cool.:shrug:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:39 AM
OK...

that was probably the last straw...

this shit is wack.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:41 AM
Nice to see that Snoop could take time out of his busy schedule of making horrible commercials with old white dudes to make an appearance here.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:41 AM
:help:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:42 AM
Common's outfit is tight. Love it.

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:44 AM
This show was supposed to be great, but it is VERY unprofessional and very disorganized. Diddy is too full of himself to be a great host. Plus, he doesn't have that special charm like hosts in the past.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:44 AM
wasn't someone else supposed to host before?

Oneofakind0490
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:45 AM
How is Helena up for MTV2 award when its on TRL alot?

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:45 AM
I know you got a complex, cock it and pull it! :rocker2:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:46 AM
Ok... why does Fall out dude keep doing the Hitler arm thing...

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:50 AM
And Fall Out Boy isn't exactly "MTV2" anymore either. Their shit is all over XM's 20 on 20. Overplayed shit.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:51 AM
And Akon's "Locked Up" is so not MTV2 either.
That song was blazin the R&B charts.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:52 AM
oh no, It's Joey Crack....

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:52 AM
50 should come out and break down this fool.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:53 AM
I think the MTV2 award was for folks that premiered on MTV2 first before it got overplayed to death.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:53 AM
I'm so not feeling 99% of Reggaeton...

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:53 AM
WTF is this??? :speakles:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:54 AM
The good part about R. Kelly is that after that even when something sucks as bad as this segment you can say "well at least its not R. Kelly".

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:54 AM
bring on Daddy Yankee!

hell yeah!

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:56 AM
damn, that was too short!

they shoulda just had Daddy Yankee!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:57 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.........DAYUM!
G-Unit got OWNED.:tape:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:57 AM
Ok, thank God Ciara isn't going up there.

They might make out. :spit:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:58 AM
Missy sounds drunk.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:58 AM
umm am i reading Diddys shirt wrong?

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:59 AM
umm am i reading Diddys shirt wrong?
No...you're not.
New Negro :rolleyes:

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:00 AM
is that like a rap thing or what?

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:01 AM
hell yes... Coldplay.

Too bad it's not "Fix You"... boooooooooo

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:02 AM
on the other hand... his falsetto isn't working tonight so "Fix You" would have been quite painful.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:02 AM
is that like a rap thing or what?
No, it's not.
It's just Diddy being Diddy.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:03 AM
i never think coldplay sounds that great live but i still love them

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:04 AM
Coldplay was very good.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:05 AM
I liked when Chris went up to the cheap seats.

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:06 AM
Did someone of you see Amy Lynn Lee ( Evanescence ) around that show ?

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:08 AM
No.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:08 AM
why would she be there?

they haven't released any new shit.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:09 AM
Did someone of you see Amy Lynn Lee ( Evanescence ) around that show ?

no, i don't think they're going to show her.

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:10 AM
no, i don't think they're going to show her.


:sad::sad::sad:

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:12 AM
holy crap! how is kelly clarkson winning anything? sorry but her videos were not better than gwen stefani...

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:12 AM
Kelly Clarkson :vomit-smiley:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:12 AM
Is Kelly high?

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:13 AM
Yeah...Alicia's breasts ARE weird. :tape:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:14 AM
OH HELL YES!

I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S A GOLDIGGER!

BUT SHE AIN'T FUCKING WITH NO BROKE NIGGAS!

:rocker2:

LindsayRocks89
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:14 AM
go kelly!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:14 AM
FINALLY!!!!!

Kanye and Jamie :worship:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:15 AM
Kanye is an arrogant asshat but damnit if his songs aren't really really good.

I still can't seem to find my "College Dropout" CD though. I want to throw that on my MP3 player.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:15 AM
ahhh kanye west :drool:

....ass like serena

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:17 AM
Okay...how did Jamie end up with his shirt being half-off??? :lol:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:18 AM
That was awesome...
best performance so far...

Dawn Marie
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:21 AM
John Legend .. gooo john.


Gwen's videos are alot better than Kelly's? WTF this show sux and this thread is hilarious.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:21 AM
Kanye and Jamie put it down - that was the best performance and best part of the show so far.

~{X}~
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:23 AM
The show isn't the greatest but compared to last year its much better. Last year was disgustingly boring. I always watch the VMA's and I couldn't even stay half way through last year. Maybe they should move the show back to NYC where it was interesting lol. :D

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:24 AM
you better be funny, mofo.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:25 AM
Damn, Snoop is now blowing Dane Cook.

I still can't believe that his album dropped at number four on Billboard. Funny guy but definitely not the best out there right now.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:25 AM
What is going on now? Danny Cook? :shrug:

Martian Jeza
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:26 AM
Finaly I shut my TV down ! Too many R&B, Rap, Hip Hop, etc. on this show : Musics which I don't like.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:26 AM
John Legend's cover girl is really pretty.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:27 AM
I just had to turn it... my god.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:28 AM
Cool, The Killers won Best New Artist.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:28 AM
I just had to turn it... my god.
I've done that many times tonight :lol:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:28 AM
Dan Cook SUCKED.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:29 AM
I just had to turn it... my god.

Not his best performance.

I still say he's not deserving to be called the best comedian or whatever it was that Rolling Stone called him this past issue because his CD sold so well.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:30 AM
Dan Cook SUCKED.

DANE Cook.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:30 AM
omg...

Don Juan looks like a human and not a clown. :yeah:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:31 AM
DANE Cook.
whatever...it won't change the fact that he sucked.:shrug:

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:31 AM
"Since you don't need the money..."

You know that Hammer is backstage plotting how he is going to bum rush those guards to take the money.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:32 AM
I thought that Gwen did look good tonight, but Ciara was gorgeous! :hearts: Snoop looking like the pimp he is, as usual.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:32 AM
whatever...it won't change the fact that he sucked.:shrug:

You are right about that. He wasn't that good. I picked up the new CD and it is amusing. He is still no Jim Norton.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:32 AM
mmmmm Eva Longeria.

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:32 AM
That little girl would get it.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:33 AM
ok so i'm not a lesbian or anything but yeah eva longoria....i just might be now haha

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:33 AM
Mariah is good and all but for the love of god, GO BACK TO EVA!!!!!!

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:33 AM
You are right about that. He wasn't that good. I picked up the new CD and it is amusing. He is still no Jim Norton.
I've never heard of Jim Norton.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:34 AM
Ok Mariah, you can stay but get Eva on the stage with you.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:34 AM
Mariah should not wear heels when she's performing.
It's obvious she has major problems moving around in them.
She looks awkward.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:35 AM
I've never heard of Jim Norton.

And that's the problem. Not many have. Then again, he is probably too blue for the masses.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:35 AM
am i the only one who thinks mariah looks so uncomfortable or something?

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:36 AM
I like the remix of "We Belong Together."

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:36 AM
And that's the problem. Not many have. Then again, he is probably too blue for the masses.
What's his comedic style?
Besides being "too blue?"

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:37 AM
am i the only one who thinks mariah looks so uncomfortable or something?
No...I think the same.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:38 AM
What's his comedic style?
Besides being "too blue?"

A bunch of off-color jokes, jokes about trannys, jokes about Laci Peterson. Some of the stuff is so fucking wrong but it makes you laugh anyway.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:38 AM
Maria's performance was okay. She did look a little off balance at times, but it was alright.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:38 AM
LOL at Beavis.

We want more and more Beavis.

Wannabeknowitall
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:39 AM
Mariah wasn't bad. It's still doesn't stop the fact that she's one more double cheeseburger from a double chin.

~{X}~
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:40 AM
Haha Mariah should of performed at the awards show, not outside. But it was a good performance. :D

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:40 AM
Mariah and Eva looked DAMN good. Wow.

Mariah did look uncomfortable. She needs to regain her stage confidence.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:42 AM
A bunch of off-color jokes, jokes about trannys, jokes about Laci Peterson. Some of the stuff is so fucking wrong but it makes you laugh anyway.
Oh, I LOVE those types of comedians.
The ones that piss EVERYONE off are the best.
I wonder why I've never heard of him...:scratch:...

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:45 AM
Paulina Rubio - Pullina Rubio

WTF is she wearing BTW, Victoria's Secret?

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:46 AM
Oh, I LOVE those types of comediens.
The ones that piss EVERYONE off are the best. :D
I wonder why I've never heard of him...:scratch:...

He never got his proper breaks.

He was getting bigger and bigger on "Opie & Anthony" and then they got cancelled for the infamous sex in St. Pat's bit.

He was on "Tough Crowd" on Comedy Central most of the time and then it got cancelled.

He only sells his CDs online.

He wasn't able to appear on "Last Comic Standing 2" due to prior contractual obligations with MTV (the two shows he did with them didn't last).

But he did kill on "The Tonight Show" including a memorable stint on the couch where he got in a good line on Hilary Duff and he does have an HBO half hour special coming up, and "Opie & Anthony" are back and growing by the day on XM Radio.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:47 AM
The Gorillaz:worship:
I :hearts: them.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:47 AM
This Black Eyed Peas song is fucking awful.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:47 AM
Wh-wh-what the fuck is Fergie wearing?

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:48 AM
I'm sick of 50 - his songs are played out too much.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:48 AM
So... are they too lazy to hire a tambourinist?

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:48 AM
Wh-wh-what the fuck is Fergie wearing?

Who cares? She should just take it off.

Then again after seeing her without makeup in Blender maybe she should leave it on.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:49 AM
What the fuck is he pumping???
He's very muscular.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:49 AM
I really don't like this f. Mobb Deep song...

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:50 AM
Who cares? She should just take it off.

Then again after seeing her without makeup in Blender maybe she should leave it on.
hell naw she shouldn't.

Crystal meth bitches are not hot.

Clumsythief
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:51 AM
What song did Green Day performed? I missed it...

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:52 AM
All these songs sound the same. Maybe it's cuz 50 does all the hooks.

Infiniti2001
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:52 AM
Maybe I am old and don't get it, but what's in 50's crotch? He keeps grabbing it :haha:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:53 AM
re: Green Day, they performed Boulevard of Broken Dreams

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:53 AM
What were they talkin about as they walked off stage? :shrug:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:53 AM
ROFL... 50 just called Fat Joe a pussy.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:54 AM
fat joe made a joke about how he felt safe with all the police protection because of G unit or something.....

censors couldnt catch all of their cussing haha

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:54 AM
NEW BEEF! NEW BEEF! NEW BEEF!

Does anyone know why Fat Joe and 50 are beefing?

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:55 AM
What were they talkin about as they walked off stage? :shrug:
the beef with Fat Joe.
Earlier on, Fat joe dissed him...saying something about security and cops and G-Unit.

50 Cents behaviour just now was retaliation.


Does no one know about the beef between 50 Cent/Fat Joe/Jadakiss/Ja Rule/The Game/Eminem???
I know it but it's far too much to explain...
Anyway, they've been beefin for a while...
Let me find the song Fat Joe released about 50 Cent...

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:56 AM
Gotcha. I heard some stuff on the radio about Fat Joe and 50 - like one of them is going to diss the other on an upcoming album. I don't know what the beef is about tho...

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:56 AM
Anyone know why Fat Joe would make that joke in the first place?

How did the beef start?

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:59 AM
50 was upset that Fat Joe appeared on that "New York" track with Ja Rule.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:59 AM
And...turning the channel now.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:01 AM
Anyone know why Fat Joe would make that joke in the first place?

How did the beef start?
It initially started with the beef between Eminem and the owner of The Source magazine.
Then 50 and Ja Rule got involved, and 50 released a song talking about how he ran New York. Fat Joe and other New York rappers didn't take kindley, and they relesed that song "New York" talkin about how real New York rappers live in New York or some shit like that.
Anyway, it's been happening for a while now.
Years, really...anyone who mainly listens to Urban R&B stations would know all about it.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:01 AM
What's the worst that I could say?

So long and goodnight, so long and goodnight!!!!!!!!!!

:rocker2:

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:01 AM
50 was upset that Fat Joe appeared on that "New York" track with Ja Rule.
:rolleyes: Rappers get worked up over the stupidest stuff. The Game came back and did his own version of "New York," and that made people mad too. This whole thing is dumb.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:02 AM
It initially started with the beef between Eminem and the owner of The Source magazine.
Then 50 and Ja Rule got involved, and 50 released a song talking about how he ran New York. Fat Joe and other New York rappers didn't take kindley, and they relesed that song "New York" talkin about how real New York rappers live in New York or some shit like that.
Anyway, it's been happening for a while now.
Years, really...anyone who mainly listens to Urban R&B stations would know all about it.
I don't listen to any radio, period. But thanks for the info.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:09 AM
Overall this show stunk on ice.

Clumsythief
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:10 AM
Wow, My Chemical Romance performance rocked! Highlight of The Night. Maybe the Green Day performance was good too, but I missed it. Coldplay wasn't that good, I was hoping for fix you. Killers were OK. All other artists, I don't really care.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:11 AM
the only thing that mattered were the performances. all the other shit sucked.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:15 AM
Yes, Green Day won!

Did Gwen win anything?

That shit is so wrong if she didn't!

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:17 AM
DC3 looks great! :kiss: Love em.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:17 AM
umm only thing gwen one was that best dressed thing....

polishprodigy
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:17 AM
This show was stupid. It perpetuated all the stereotypes that exist and glorified gangster life and everything. I know this is reality and this is what is happening everywhere on tv, but this show made me sick. Paris Hilton annoys me to death!

polishprodigy
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:18 AM
umm only thing gwen one was that best dressed thing....

at least she showed up! I read somewhere ( I think on this board) that she was gonna boycott because MTV opted for Coldplay to perform instead of her!

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:19 AM
Kelly, honey, don't try to hard rock a pop song. :o

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:19 AM
Kelly, honey, don't try to hard rock a pop song. :o
I was thinking the same thing! She's singing waaaaaaay too hard. :tape:

Knizzle
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:20 AM
R Kelly :worship:

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:20 AM
This thing won over Gwen Stefani???
TWICE?!
She is sucking so much ass right now...OMG....

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:20 AM
I was thinking the same thing! She's singing waaaaaaay too hard. :tape:
:rolls:

Clumsythief
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:20 AM
YAY, Green Day SWEEPS!!! Did Gwen got sweeped? MTV would lose a lot of credibility if it's the case, because of the controversy.

serenafan08
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:21 AM
Whoooa... what is Kelly doing!?? :help:

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:21 AM
I knew it would be bad...

this is redamndickulous!

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:22 AM
7/8 Moon men for Green Day.

fuckin' awesome!

~{X}~
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:22 AM
Ok wow, Kelly Clarkson usually sounds much better than that live. Pretty bad tonight, tried too hard.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:23 AM
I swear...

like Mom says...

Kurt must be blackmailing an MTV exec to still be on MTV.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:26 AM
I swear...

like Mom says...

Kurt must be blackmailing an MTV exec to still be on MTV.

Nice way to take this thread back to the opening post. Should just lock it here to keep it cyclical.

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:28 AM
On second thought....

Maria Menounos' Pantene commercial....yummmmm

Knizzle
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:28 AM
Snoop and Pharell got the shaft, they shoulda won SOMETHING!! And John Legend is the best new artist.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:29 AM
Nice way to take this thread back to the opening post. Should just lock it here to keep it cyclical.
er... they just showed Kurt again...

take the broom handle out of your ass, thanks. :cool:

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:33 AM
Kelly looked great (I've never seen her that skinny), but yeah she sang and tried WAY too hard!! She wouldn't have won American Idol singing like that. All the moving around with the mike-stand and trying to sing like Ashlee Simpson was a bad move on her part. She sounds way better than that live. You could tell when she wasn't moving around and just singing.

This show underperformed!!

Steam
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:35 AM
er... they just showed Kurt again...

take the broom handle out of your ass, thanks. :cool:

I realize that. Plus, it was a compliment especially since no one commented on it in the beginning of the thread.

Cariaoke
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:38 AM
ok, my bad, Steam. :cool:

K-Dog
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:39 AM
Yes, Green Day won!

Did Gwen win anything?

That shit is so wrong if she didn't!

She won two awards before the show!!

deja_entendu
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:42 AM
:haha: terrible, absolutely terrible in every way, and poor gwen :sad:

what happened to the days when cortney love would throw make up at people, or madonna would randomly roll around stage like a drunk whore in a wedding dress... i hate to say it but even britney spears' performances from a few years ago, were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more interesting than anything that's happened on the VMAs the last 2 years... scripted, and awkwardly at that

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:45 AM
She won two awards before the show!!
Those shitty things don't count.

~{X}~
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:51 AM
Yeah the last two years the show has kinda well, plainly sucked. But this year was better than last year in my opinion. But ever since they went down to Miami, the show has lacked.

ampers&
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:52 AM
So the sell-out didn't win anything? Good. I'm no fan of Kelly, but at least she has one good song, and 1 > 0. :)
What do you mean by "sell-out?"

Brooks.
Aug 29th, 2005, 05:01 AM
and mariah still hasnt won a vma :eek: :fiery:

VeeReeDavJCap81
Aug 29th, 2005, 05:40 AM
The show was alright. The last good VMA was in 1999, since then they've been pretty sub par. I honestly think they try to hard to be shocking and/or memorable instead of just putting on a good show.

thelittlestelf
Aug 29th, 2005, 05:41 AM
I hate to say it, but the VMAs always suck when Britney isn't performing.

:zzz:

new-york
Aug 30th, 2005, 01:14 AM
Destiny's Chhiiiillldd!!!

zuluagafan
Aug 30th, 2005, 03:21 AM
all i need to say is wat the EFFING did kelly clarkson do??????????????????? o my god i was just so embarassed for her and embarrased for myself watching that horrible performance