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cellophane
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:46 AM
"Ewwwwwwwwwwww, nose job already?" said my sister about Tati Golovin. :o :haha:

Infiniti2001
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:51 AM
One time I was burning one of my Venus /Lindsay matches to dvd , when this little girl I babysit asked me why Venus was playing against the old lady :haha:

cellophane
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:52 AM
Well, maybe not necessarily players. Tennis in general. My dad also calls Mary Carillo Mary Gorilla. :o

JenFan75
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:52 AM
"She looks like an alien. I don't like her" - My mom on Hantuchova.

cellophane
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:53 AM
One time I was burning one of my Venus /Lindsay matches to dvd , when this little girl I babysit asked me why Venus was playing against the old lady :haha:

:lol: Well, honestly, Lindsay would look so much better with longer hair!

Chunchun
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:55 AM
My sister says she would like to be raped by Roddick :o

cellophane
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:59 AM
My sister says she would like to be raped by Roddick :o

Um. :tape:

Marshmallow
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:18 AM
I've heard of Lindsay 'she looks like a turtle and moves like one'. Comments weren't nicer when they saw her mom. "Turkey neck". It's not funny but...

ceiling_fan
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:36 AM
hantuchova = elegant
elena Dementieva = boyish
davenport = old lady who has aged badly
dulko- looks way older than her age

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:38 AM
Well when I play tennis with my friends, who don't watch tennis, they will hit hard winner and be like "I am Serena/Venus Williams, biatch!" or when they make a loud grunt. It's so funny.

tennnisfannn
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:41 AM
My housemate who does not watch tennis at all caught a glimpse of lindsay and asked if it was the senior's tour.

azmad_88
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:42 AM
well..my dad once asked me...is lindsay still playing? i thought she was from the billie jien king's period..

ZeroSOFInfinity
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:44 AM
Once there was a photo of Serena coming out from the sea with a bikini similiar to Halla Berry's one in "Die Another Day" in the newspapers. My friend took a look at it and asked me "Is she a transsexual?"

I laughed myself silly when I heard that. :lol:

TennisChick227
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:53 AM
My brother once asked me "Why is that girl wearing pants for her match?" when I was watching a Rafeal Nadal match :lol:

azmad_88
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:53 AM
Oh yeah..there was once when justine was playing serena..my cousin came and said..
why is that mean girl(serena) bullying that boy!! :eek:

VeeReeDavJCap81
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:55 AM
My friend saw Justine and asked why she looked like Mac Tonite

njnetswill
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:57 AM
My mom got Kim Clijsters, Mary Pierce, Amelie Mauresmo and Lindsay Davenport mixed up all in 5 minutes.

Albireo
Aug 28th, 2005, 03:57 AM
My late father, whose sobriety seemed always questionable whenever I was watching tennis, was often source of inspired lunacy:

"Is that that Goran Sonofabitchevic?"

"Where's Agassi? I hate Agassi." (He used this one no matter what tournament it was.)

"They all suck compared to Lew Hoad."

"She's hot. Izzat Sabatini?"

"SHAVE YOUR LEGS!!"

And his mantra:

"There are three total scumbags in sports: Woody Hayes, Bobby Knight, and John McEnroe."

selking
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:00 AM
Kim Clijasters

ceiling_fan
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:04 AM
my little sister goes "even i hav bigger boobs than her" about justine :lol:

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:08 AM
Oh yeah..there was once when justine was playing serena..my cousin came and said..
why is that mean girl(serena) bullying that boy!! :eek:

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

komorli
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:18 AM
My mom once said about Justine:

"She is so flat-chested, it's nice. When she wears a tight t-shirt she won't look so 'fat'. Maybe I should get breast reduction..."

Coke came out my nose, it was so funny!! :lol: Of all things to comment on about Justine!

My dad on Lena D: "OMG, I didn't know Maria (Sharapova) had a twin!"

WimbledonGreen7
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:30 AM
once i was watching tennis (wimbledon 2005 maria s. and venus)with my russian friend, and he blurs out "how da hell they play tennis on grass??" we were laughing our ass off lol.

then they showed a shot spot reply thing, and he yelled " holy shit, thats the coolest thing i ever seen!" hhaha, its his first time watching tennis.....

cometz9
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:50 AM
i was watching a Sharapova's match on tv when my dad ask what are you watching in there? :tape: Why is there screaming alot? :lol: I told him thats part of her game.

TS
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:05 AM
I was watching the Henin-Zuluaga semi on TV last year at my gran's. She doesn't speak English, and mentioned in her native tongue 'is that Cathy Freeman?', referring to Zuluaga.

I don't know where she got the connection either.

DragonFlame
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:13 AM
ok, this is what my girlfriend(who's not a tennisfan) said when she walked in during the final of wimbledon 2003match.(venus-serena)

Who are that :confused: , are you watching planet of the apes? :tape:





(i have to add it wasn't a rasistic meant comment, she's a sweet girl :angel: )

Wannabeknowitall
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:18 AM
Coming back from Charleston. Grandmother says about Lindsay Davenport. "I've never seen a good picture of her."

SpikeyAidanm
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:20 AM
My step-dad when watching Granville-Na Li. "I think the white girl hits better, she'll win"

SpikeyAidanm
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:23 AM
My Uncle: Seles needs to lose weight.

jan.
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:23 AM
I was watching Serena Vs. Justine when my mom just says 'It's not fair how she (Serena) covers the court in 2 or 3 steps while the little girl (Justine) has to take so many more steps, doesn't she know she has no chance?' I'm like err..

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:23 AM
When I was watching the JHH/Kim match last week, at a Rafting Lodge, my sister asked me.

"I thought this was the womens match, why the hell is there a male midget playing?" :lol:

I laughed so hard, until she figured out it was a girl.

dreamgoddess099
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:32 AM
My Grandmother: (refering to Venus and Serena) Why do they make those girls play against each other? They should take turns playing tournaments.

Also from my grandmother: Why is her ass so big, shouldn't running after tennis balls make your butt smaller?

Mr_Molik
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:40 AM
My family refer to Venus and Serena as "the Williams brothers". :tape: :lol:

WimbledonGreen7
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:41 AM
Also from my grandmother: Why is her ass so big, shouldn't running after tennis balls make your butt smaller?

hahaha:) nice grandma u got there lol

CrossCourt~Rally
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:45 AM
I think some of you people are just saying other people said these mean things just so you can get a laugh now... :rolleyes:
Mean spirited and ignorant comments RARELY equals FUNNY...well...maybe in a Archie Bunker sort of way. :wavey:

jan.
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:56 AM
When I was watching the JHH/Kim match last week, at a Rafting Lodge, my sister asked me.

"I thought this was the womens match, why the hell is there a male midget playing?" :lol:

I laughed so hard, until she figured out it was a girl.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Got to love your sister.

martirogi
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:15 AM
when watching wimbledon and my mom asks who's winning the tournament, who's ahead in the standings?

how is it even concievable that someone could be winning an entire tourney in the middle of it? obviously the whole single loss elimination format is confusing.

Kworb
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:17 AM
Yeah some of these are obviously made up, but they're still funny.

Knizzle
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:20 AM
My brother said Lindsay has a saggy face like a Shar pei puppy. They call her Grandma.

Also after the Wimbledon final my mother saw Venus jumping around and being really happy after winning and she was like "Why is she so excited??" "Don't they win all the time?", referring to the Williams sisters of course.

Stamp Paid
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:21 AM
My grandma: "Damn Sabrina done gained some weight, aint she?"

Stamp Paid
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:22 AM
Also, "Did Sabrina and her sister win the game today?"

when what she really wants to say is "match"

SpikeyAidanm
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:24 AM
My cousin (re Serena): I didn't know Ciara was allowed to compete agaisnt girls.

FanDeJen
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:12 AM
my sister said that Justine had a sex-change and not mononeuclosis

joaco
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:14 AM
Once there was a photo of Serena coming out from the sea with a bikini similiar to Halla Berry's one in "Die Another Day" in the newspapers. My friend took a look at it and asked me "Is she a transsexual?"

I laughed myself silly when I heard that. :lol:

LMAO!! nice thread

ivanovic
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:30 AM
:lol: omg what a funny thread

when Mauresmo played ANA at FO, they were like "how can ana beat that man"
my mom calls serena a "female horse", she's also like "how can these youngsters have the energy to hit the ball"
my brother calls myskina (myskita) and sharapova (sharpova)
my friend thinks clajsters is pronaounced with a strong J.
My mom says Hewitt is a criminal and a spoilt brat.
They also like Damir Dokic,
ohh and my mom loves tennis so much but she doesn't know how to use a computer otherwise she'll be on this board all day. she also sometimes throws stuff at the TV when the player she likes is losing .
my twin says he would only do SPREM
my other brother everytime he sees serena says "tits mate tits" :lol:

Shonami Slam
Aug 28th, 2005, 10:15 AM
on Clijsters playing in the UScircuit - she seemd to him a bit heavy, a bit weak and a bit unmotivated. :haha:
on Lindsay Davenport - Who is she? is she important?
AMelie Mauresmo - so French play tennis as well? <-----this one is gold IMO.
on nastya - She's got booming groundies.
on the blue hardcourts - "is that polyaster?" (i was like - WTF GO AWAY!)
on the net - Is there a different hight for women nets?
on ballboys - why does he have to collect every single ball? can't he collect them every time there are too much on court?
on kuznetsova - IF SHE WOULD HIT ME WITH THOSE THIGHS, YOUD BE READING MY WILL.

ceiling_fan
Aug 28th, 2005, 10:16 AM
My cousin (re Serena): I didn't know Ciara was allowed to compete agaisnt girls.

lol, ages ago my dad said " they should make serena and venus play with the men, that way it will be more fair" :lol:

Elldee
Aug 28th, 2005, 10:22 AM
The only thing I found remotely funny from my family when they pretend to know about tennis was after Lindsay retired from Charleston my Dad asked what had happened and I was like, 'she retired' and he was like 'what? for good?'. I, of course, gave a scathing sarcastic response and then he was like 'what? You told me she was retiring soon!'

1jackson2001
Aug 28th, 2005, 10:32 AM
My dad says Lindsay looks like a turtle and he is sad for her because "she looks like she can barely move, I feel bad for her...she is so sad looking..."

SaniaMirzaRulez
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:10 PM
Funny :D

Joana
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:38 PM
My father used to call Lindsay a bulldog, but it was just to piss me off, as he's a big Hingis fan.

Spunky83
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:46 PM
:lol: at you guysī stories!!!

My whole family has been watching tennis since...well, before I was born, so they know the main stuff, although there are the regular questions by my mum asking about why Justine always seems to have a "bruise on her lips" or "why does Nastya never wears skirts?"

Nothing too weird. I actually like watching tennis with them as long as they donīt start to freak me out on purpose like my father screaming and cheering like a mad man after every single point as he "just want(s) to help Myskina winning". Itīs a torture.

But my grandma once watched a bit of mens tennis on tv and then she said: "Men canīt play tennis at all...look at them! They just hit the ball twice and then it goes out!" :lol:

CooCooCachoo
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:48 PM
My friend thought the ABN/AMRO World Tennis Tournament would be finished in one day. She was like "No final on Monday?" :lol:

And also she asked me two weeks beforehand if I already knew who would be playing who :tape:

And my mother always asks me what players I like again :shrug:

CooCooCachoo
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:49 PM
And once when I was playing tennis, this guy who walked past said to me whether I am practising to be the next Richard Krajicek :shrug:

lolas
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:17 PM
My sister about Dinara Safina: "That girl looks like she hasn't learned anything in her life but playing tennis."
My mum about Justine: " I don't like that muscle-flea."

Jen&RobbyFan
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:24 PM
And once when I was playing tennis, this guy who walked past said to me whether I am practising to be the next Richard Krajicek :shrug:

Lol kinda same thing happened to me, only that this guy said i played and looked like Dokic lol.

flyingmachine
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:26 PM
I was watching Tim Henman vs Corina in RG last year and my mum said "Why this girl (Corina) is playing against Tim?" :tape:

kebab
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:29 PM
i was watching a Sharapova's match on tv when my dad ask what are you watching in there? :tape: Why is there screaming alot? :lol: I told him thats part of her game.
Haha my mom had said once "Are you wathching porn?" during one of Seles matches.Then she got used to screams,she doesn't ask anything anymore during Maria Sh.'s matches :lol:

tfannis
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:41 PM
EVERY time my dad sees Lindsay he says "Wow, she lost so much weight!" He said that already about 10 times this year alone. He even says it with only one week interval. It doesn't change a thing when I point out she's been slim for about a while now, he still thinks she's dropping pounds every second ;) :rolleyes:

And whenever he sees Venus: "Wow, she lost so much weight!". He thinks she's Serena :shrug:

VRee_Willario
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:42 PM
ok, this is what my girlfriend(who's not a tennisfan) said when she walked in during the final of wimbledon 2003match.(venus-serena)

Who are that :confused: , are you watching planet of the apes? :tape:





(i have to add it wasn't a rasistic meant comment, she's a sweat girl :angel: )
Sweat Girl? :scared: :lol: :lol:

Maryamator
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:42 PM
my mom calls maria sharapova maria shaparova :p :lol:

VRee_Willario
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:45 PM
lol, ages ago my dad said " they should make serena and venus play with the men, that way it will be more fair" :lol:
Maybe we should put for example Hingis play with the men too because she' beaten Venus and Serena. Oh wait a minute, Martina HAS "played" with all ATP players already :lol:

SJW
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:03 PM
Well when I play tennis with my friends, who don't watch tennis, they will hit hard winner and be like "I am Serena/Venus Williams, biatch!" or when they make a loud grunt. It's so funny.
i play tennis with my asian friend and she always says "ill be serena and you'll be venus" :lol:
when Venus said Serena gave her advice on how to beat Sharapova at Wimby my mom said "thank god she didnt listen!"
she also put JHHs absence off the tour down to doping.

i should really quote my mom when we watch a tennis match together. shes hilarious.

Elldee
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:06 PM
EVERY time my dad sees Lindsay he says "Wow, she lost so much weight!" He said that already about 10 times this year alone. He even says it with only one week interval. It doesn't change a thing when I point out she's been slim for about a while now, he still thinks she's dropping pounds every second ;) :rolleyes:


My Mum does the exact same thing... she was going on about it last night when I was watching the New Haven final about how much weight she'd lost between Wimbledon and now and I was like 'y'okay!'

xin_hui
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:09 PM
I was watching Tim Henman vs Corina in RG last year and my mum said "Why this girl (Corina) is playing against Tim?" :tape:

corina is really a female player, you know;)

Nicjac
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:14 PM
My boss believes that Martina Hingis is still out there playing, asking me ervery other week if she won again.

I finally gave up, just told him Friday that she's a good chance to win the US Open. His Reply: "US Open? I thought they played that in July? And Myskina won!" *sigh*

Spunky83
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:37 PM
My mother just saw Anastasia for a few seconds and: " she is very beautiful".
That's it.

Thatīs nice...compared to my mum who used to say "omg...I hate that girl! Her attitude on court is unbelievable. Something goes wrong, she freaks out, something goes well, she freaks out! I donīt get how she plays tennis!"

By now, she stopped and started to like her after I told her, that sheīs a real nice person off court having met her.

And the Lindsay-thing (keeps losing weight)...true, true, true!!!
Everytime Lindzī on, my mum says "she was sooo fat in the past, now look at her legs!". Everytime! :lol:

RenaSlam.
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:41 PM
My mom: "Who is that little boy playing Mary?"

LOL. :lol:

cellophane
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:01 PM
Yes, my mom always comments about a player's "fat thighs" :eek:, and how so and so should lose weight! :tape: :lol:

Last week when I was watching Rogers Cup, the Jelena-Ai match was on and she asked me if it was the National Canadian Championships. I was like, "Yeah, mom, I wish!" :lol:

Berlin_Calling
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:06 PM
everytime kuznetsova comes on the TV, my mom never fails to mention how she needs major plastic surgery.

frenchie
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:59 PM
My father has alot of problems to pronounce names! Sometimes it 's very funny
A few examples: Hanchuchova, Myskaya, Clichsters, Perce, ...

Albireo
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:14 PM
My father has alot of problems to pronounce names! Sometimes it 's very funny
A few examples: Hanchuchova, Myskaya, Clichsters, Perce, ...

Maybe he's learning to pronounce them by listening to Brad Gilbert.

ĪCharlDaĪ
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:17 PM
Me and my tennis aprtner were hitting on the closest court at our Club, where the Quebec city Challenge Bell is played. There was that new girl at the reception, to answer the phones, and when we left, she said: *It is so great to see professional players in the club. Good luck in the Challenge Bell*. We looked at each toher and started laughing. What a great representative she is for the tournament. I mean, we are men ;)

Alenyaa
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:19 PM
My brother saw part of last years US Open Final between Elena and Svetlana that I was watching. A couple of weeks later Eurosport was showing Svetlana's match vs Amélie in Filderstadt (I think) and he said: "Is that Kuznetsova? She looked prettier last time..." mistaking her for Elena.
:haha: <---- me

Gallofa
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:34 PM
They don't really watch... so comments go from:

My dad always says the same thing, one statement after the other.
(1) "Is Silis still playing? She's very good". Meaning "Seles" of course. He's always been impressed by Seles, don't know why, I don't think he's ever seen her play.
(2) "Martinez is _still_ playing?!?! (mumble) stubborn woman", people from Aragon are known in Spain to be very stubborn.

My auntie is only worried about why the opponent of whoever I like keeps returning the ball. She thinks this is very mean of the other player.

My sister: "why are you watching the wta tour? they suck!" Took her to RG one year... of course, we ended up watching mixed and doubles on the outside courts... she's still not over it. ;)

V-MAC
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:56 PM
My mom ALWAYS mixes up Venus with Serena and she thinks Serena is the player I love most :o

Slumpsova
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:02 PM
ten years ago when i first playing tennis. my tennis coach was like "you hit the ball like Jennifer Capriati." :haha:

my high school friend saying about why Monica never won Wimbledon "that's because she always grunt so loudly. that's against the rule at Wimbledon." :o

and this is the most recently. one of my colleagues commenting about Maria "if Anna (Kournikova) still plays, Maria wouldn't win these titles."

cellophane
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:05 PM
and this is the most recently. one of my colleagues commenting about Maria "if Anna (Kournikova) still plays, Maria wouldn't win these titles."

:lol:

Sweep
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:08 PM
On Hantuchova, my dad made the observation that "the lanky streak of piss would be better off on the catwalk, she's taking an absolute battering out there" against Venus at Wimbledon.

The only current tennis players my parents know are Sharapova, the Williams sisters and of course, Tim Henman. Who isn't exactly very popular.

cynicole
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:11 PM
My mother, watching a match between Capriati and Mauresmo, right after hearing from the commentators that Mauresmo is a lesbian:

"Why is she a lesbian? She's pretty. She can still find a man."

And it went on for a while as my father tried to explain to her that that wasn't how it worked. Eventually he gave up.


And from my brother-in-law after I told him about a day I spent at a tournament:
"Dokic? What kind of name is Dokic. That sounds like a sailor's disease."

^bibi^
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:11 PM
"Why does she send to ball into the net ?"

Alenyaa
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:12 PM
On Hantuchova, my dad made the observation that "the lanky streak of piss would be better off on the catwalk, she's taking an absolute battering out there" against Venus at Wimbledon.

The only current tennis players my parents know are Sharapova, the Williams sisters and of course, Tim Henman. Who isn't exactly very popular.
surely she did not take a beating that match, now did she? :confused:

Slumpsova
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:15 PM
i play tennis with my asian friend and she always says "ill be serena and you'll be venus" :lol:

i love doing that too :lol: it's so fun especially when you try grunting louder than each other every time hitting the ball.

zuluagafan
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:17 PM
for my family they only recognize players like this:

Kim: the chubbier of the 2 belgians
Justine: the flatest of the 2 belgians
Lindsay: the tall girl

Vamos Feńa
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:40 PM
:haha: @ some posts :haha:
My private english teacher saw a poster of Dokic in my room, a couple of weeks later he came again and asked me "What do you think about Jelena Jokić?" I was like :tape: :p

vanillalatte
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:46 PM
when i was watching the French Open Final this year, my dad said " this henin - hardenne is wearing such a weird bra! "
when i watched Wimbledon this year, my mum asked "so steffi has already finished her career??"
( i was just thinking, "oh my god. and this should be MY MUM?!!" )
:lol:

honeyke
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:48 PM
my mother when she first saw justine on tv playing against serena a few years ago:"The blonde girl has no breasts...whatīs her name??" :lol:

pigam
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:49 PM
wow there sure are a lot of people who mistake Justine for a boy.
Does she look like one on court :confused: I guess so.

My family isn't really funny. No surprises there. They just try to bug me as much as possible during Justine's matches. No surprises there either.

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:51 PM
Yeah I hate it when I watch tennis, and a really exciting match and people try to talk and ask me questions. I am like "yeah...yeah...whatever" :lol:. When I really want to say "SHUT UP!" haha

Allez-H
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:54 PM
Serena vs Venus on tv ---> my sis: "So who's Kim and who's Justine :condused: ?

Fantastic
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:03 PM
Was watching the Serena Williams vs Maria Sharapova Wimbledon final in 2004 on the big screen at our tennis club when half-way through the match a random comment from the bar shouts out: "Who's the bitch wearing the uncomfortable undies!?" LOL. Incidentally, someone shouted back: "Your Nana!"

My family don't make comments about tennis. They don't care because I watch it quietly and don't really talk about it. But that's why I'm here.

Allez-H
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:12 PM
My mom whle the Aniko Kapros :scared: - Justine Henin match a RG 2002: *Looking towards Aniko* "Some have it all....*looking towards Justine* and some having nothing at all...."


Guess what she's talking about :p

pigam
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:15 PM
My mom whle the Aniko Kapros :scared: - Justine Henin match a RG 2002: *Looking towards Aniko* "Some have it all....*looking towards Justine* and some having nothing at all...."


Guess what she's talking about :p
a good serve?:p

Chriskip
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:53 PM
My 58 year old mother "the guy in the long pants with the nice butt is playing" or she will call me to say she saw him playing today. I swear she only knows him because of the pants so she may be talking about Lopez some of the times.

My sister "Justine looks sick like you could catch something from her"....she said the same thing about Bill Clinton too.

"Serena has a big ass and breasts....how can she run and play" ..... my mother when she was cheering for Haynes to win that Wimbledon match.

"She looks soo old" about Lindsay (my sister)

"Her face looks like something ran over it and the braces are not helping either" about Svetlana (my sister)

"I could tell she was a lesbian from the first time I saw her...she looks like a man" Amelie (my sister)

"Who does her hair...why is she scratching her head so much...I am sure she can afford a better hairdresser" Venus Wimbledon 2003 (my mother)

"She seems to be much nicer than Serena, but she lets herself looks so old fashion" Venus (my sister)

"Has only a serve....cant even play the return when the other player gets the ball back in...seems to expect to only have aces. Needs to work on his ground game and stop trying to serve hard" Roddick (my dad)

"I hope all the Americans lose the first day so we can see some other players. Tired of Agassi, Roddick, etc" (my entire family basically) I have to watch the TV my room most of the times because they will run me with this tennis all the time and ask if that player didnt play the other day so why am I watching the match again.

Allez-H
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:56 PM
a good serve?:p
Damn you're good in guessing :p

CrossCourt~Rally
Aug 28th, 2005, 07:57 PM
My 58 year old mother "the guy in the long pants with the nice butt is playing" or she will call me to say she saw him playing today. I swear she only knows him because of the pants so she may be talking about Lopez some of the times.

My sister "Justine looks sick like you could catch something from her"....she said the same thing about Bill Clinton too.

"Serena has a big ass and breasts....how can she run and play" ..... my mother when she was cheering for Haynes to win that Wimbledon match.

"She looks soo old" about Lindsay (my sister)

"Her face looks like something ran over it and the braces are not helping either" about Svetlana (my sister)

"I could tell she was a lesbian from the first time I saw her...she looks like a man" Amelie (my sister)

"Who does her hair...why is she scratching her head so much...I am sure she can afford a better hairdresser" Venus Wimbledon 2003 (my mother)

"She seems to be much nicer than Serena, but she lets herself looks so old fashion" Venus (my sister)

"Has only a serve....cant even play the return when the other player gets the ball back in...seems to expect to only have aces. Needs to work on his ground game and stop trying to serve hard" Roddick (my dad)

"I hope all the Americans lose the first day so we can see some other players. Tired of Agassi, Roddick, etc" (my entire family basically) I have to watch the TV my room most of the times because they will run me with this tennis all the time and ask if that player didnt play the other day so why am I watching the match again.


Your family seems so FRIENDLY :p

kebab
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:01 PM
when Mauresmo played ANA at FO, they were like "how can ana beat that man"


:haha: :haha:

XaDavK_Kapri
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:12 PM
Some of these comments are totally fake and it shows. But the ones that LOOK real and believable are really funny :lol:

Chriskip
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:17 PM
Your family seems so FRIENDLY :p

I think the word to describe them is deranged where tennis is concerned....except for my father...he knows his sports. The others just say stuff to be part of a conversation. Since they nothing little or nothing about the game (I am tired of hearing why the go 15...30...40 and not 15...30..45...etc) they take stabs at the players.

They are great otherwise though....in fact even though they say these things they cheer for Lindsay, admit that Justine is really good....my dad thinks she is so focused, etc. The only thing is that the will always cheer for Venus and Serena when they are playing anybody else....sometimes the match is over and they dont know who has won.

CrossCourt~Rally
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Your family seems so FRIENDLY :p

I think the word to describe them is deranged where tennis is concerned....except for my father...he knows his sports. The others just say stuff to be part of a conversation. Since they nothing little or nothing about the game (I am tired of hearing why the go 15...30...40 and not 15...30..45...etc) they take stabs at the players.

They are great otherwise though....in fact even though they say these things they cheer for Lindsay, admit that Justine is really good....my dad thinks she is so focused, etc. The only thing is that the will always cheer for Venus and Serena when they are playing anybody else....sometimes the match is over and they dont know who has won.

:haha: :yeah:

cometz9
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:31 PM
my dad still thinks Serena is the older than Venus :rolleyes:

Ryan
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:33 PM
Some of these ARE made up, but some may just be sort of dumb. :p


My mom likes to watch tennis with me when it's on, and she never stops talking during the match. We were watching the New Haven final between Lindsay and Mauresmo, and she said that Mauresmo "would make a very handsome man", but she was astonished that Lindsay wasn't a lesbian either. :tape:

Whenever Serena is on, my dad will stop and go "Mooooo", before leaving the room. :lol:

VRee_Willario
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:35 PM
Of grunting players
"Why do they hit the ball if it makes them so sad and angry"
And the most annoying:

"Why are you sad when they lose, they already have a lot of money" :fiery:

VRee_Willario
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:38 PM
My 58 year old mother "the guy in the long pants with the nice butt is playing" or she will call me to say she saw him playing today. I swear she only knows him because of the pants so she may be talking about Lopez some of the times.

My sister "Justine looks sick like you could catch something from her"....she said the same thing about Bill Clinton too.

"Serena has a big ass and breasts....how can she run and play" ..... my mother when she was cheering for Haynes to win that Wimbledon match.

"She looks soo old" about Lindsay (my sister)

"Her face looks like something ran over it and the braces are not helping either" about Svetlana (my sister)

"I could tell she was a lesbian from the first time I saw her...she looks like a man" Amelie (my sister)

"Who does her hair...why is she scratching her head so much...I am sure she can afford a better hairdresser" Venus Wimbledon 2003 (my mother)

"She seems to be much nicer than Serena, but she lets herself looks so old fashion" Venus (my sister)

"Has only a serve....cant even play the return when the other player gets the ball back in...seems to expect to only have aces. Needs to work on his ground game and stop trying to serve hard" Roddick (my dad)

"I hope all the Americans lose the first day so we can see some other players. Tired of Agassi, Roddick, etc" (my entire family basically) I have to watch the TV my room most of the times because they will run me with this tennis all the time and ask if that player didnt play the other day so why am I watching the match again.
Your family sounds ugly :o
But those sound like they're made up

ampers&
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:43 PM
My grandma: "Damn Sabrina done gained some weight, aint she?"
:lol:
My Grandmother used to call Serena "Sabrina" all the time.
I would say."Grandma...it's 'SERENA'."
And she would say "Serena??? Why in the hell would her mama name her that?!":haha:

VRee_Willario
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:44 PM
:lol: I asked my family once "Do you know which women won the Grand Slam"
They said Like: Graf Navratilova and... Kournikova

K-Dog
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:48 PM
My dad continues to tell me that Lindsay is a lesbian, but I'm like "SHE'S MARRIED MORON!!!!"

If Venus or Serena loses, "They choked, they always choke!!"

My dad really can't play tennis at all (I played him on vacation and it was 5-0 me in 5 minutes before he "retired") seems to think that golf is more athletic.

He also thinks that Sharapova is hotter than Anna (PLEEZZEE!!!)

VRee_Willario
Aug 28th, 2005, 08:50 PM
My Grandma doesn't like Venus and Serena
and hates all Russians (because our country's history with Russia)

gvhvhg
Aug 28th, 2005, 09:06 PM
My sister after Sania lost yesterday at Forest Hills...."so she's out of the US Open now?" and then after I explained she said "then why did the other girl waste her time winning if shes not even in the US Open?"

Volcana
Aug 28th, 2005, 09:16 PM
Indian Wells 2005 semi Davenport vs Sharapova

My brother: "Who's the big girl?"

Me: "Davenport."

My brother: "She's #1 right?"

Me: "Yeah."

My brother: "That other girl isn't a pro, is she?"

Davenselesport
Aug 28th, 2005, 10:39 PM
Before Amelia Island 2003:

ME: Dad, Kournikova is entered in the tournament
DAD: What day are we there?
ME: Saturday, the semis... do you think we'll see Anna?
DAD: Maybe if she buys a ticket

:D

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 11:17 PM
Some of these ARE made up, but some may just be sort of dumb. :p


My mom likes to watch tennis with me when it's on, and she never stops talking during the match. We were watching the New Haven final between Lindsay and Mauresmo, and she said that Mauresmo "would make a very handsome man", but she was astonished that Lindsay wasn't a lesbian either. :tape:

Whenever Serena is on, my dad will stop and go "Mooooo", before leaving the room. :lol:

Speaking of made up...

KoOlMaNsEaN
Aug 28th, 2005, 11:39 PM
Mom-"I swear serena is a whore on the street with that so called outfit"

flyingmachine
Aug 28th, 2005, 11:42 PM
and this is the most recently. one of my colleagues commenting about Maria "if Anna (Kournikova) still plays, Maria wouldn't win these titles."
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Well as a fan of Justine my parents still has no idea who is Justine Henin Hardenne is. :lol: :tape: :o :o :o

flyingmachine
Aug 28th, 2005, 11:42 PM
and this is the most recently. one of my colleagues commenting about Maria "if Anna (Kournikova) still plays, Maria wouldn't win these titles."
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Well as a fan of Justine my parents still has no idea who is Justine Henin Hardenne. :lol: :tape: :o :o :o

Slumpsova
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:30 AM
Serena vs Venus on tv ---> my sis: "So who's Kim and who's Justine :condused: ?

are you for real? :haha:

deja_entendu
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:34 AM
It's always, absolutely always, without a doubt, family, friends, acquaintances, or strangers: 'they look like men' :tape:

RayRob
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:56 AM
:lol: at some of these...some sound very similar to my family. My grandad in particular can't pronounce names, "Sabrina Williams", "Lindsay Devenport" and I won't tell you what my sister and Bro-in-Law refer to Amilie as! :tape: oh and my Dad says "Clidjsters" (pronouncing the J and adding a d). It's so funny when my family try and pronounce some tennis players names....yet for me, pronouncing them seems to come so naturally!:p It's thanks to my love of tennis that I'm able to pronounce a lot of peoples names at work, as we have a lot of russian, polish, german, austrian etc people working where I do because they've come to the UK to study and do some part-time work. They are always very impressed at how I am able to know how to pronounce them....and also, know why the mens names end in ov, where the women have kova or a etc...

None of my family particularly watch tennis - I'm by myself in it most of the time but mum made an effort at Wimby this year - but she still doesn't get the basics. When I found Lindsay and Kim were due to meet in round 4 of Wimby....I kept asking my mum "who will win?"....wanting her to say Lindsay to make me feel better (bearing in mind she doesn't follow tennis and I purely wanted her to say Lindsay to make me feel better about going down that day to queue up for tickets before I knew Lindsay was even in the Quarters).

My mum said, "I don't think Lindsay will win - she looks too mean and surly! The other girl (kim) has a nice face, so she will win" I'm like :confused: :rolleyes: "You're not making me feel any more confident about this....." :haha: That's how mum judges who will win - who has a smile etc.

My other grandad and my grandmother was cheering for Lindsay on finals day at Wimby. They don't follow tennis but they watched the final because they new that as a Lindsay fan the match was "important" to me. The next day I saw them and some other people....and they were saying..."oh, I'm sorry Rachel" as if someone had died - lol. So anyway, I showed this picture I found on the internet to my grandad (with a blurred image of me in the background from the quarter final match), he laughed and he said, "you know, I didn't know who Lindsay was until I realised how you felt about her [as a player].......isn't she lovely" :angel: :awww: bless him.

He's nicer things to say about Lindsay than my sister does....she calles her "Miss Piggy" :tape: :fiery: :eek: lol.

My sister and Bro-in-law have many derogitory names for tennis players which I won't list, especially the players I like. They never come up with one for Eleni Daniilidou though.....that's a good thing - at least I get a break from hearing insults. I know they do it to wind me up!

-Rache

flyingmachine
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:06 AM
Well my mum is a Lindsay fan so not insult for Lindsay. Anyway my parents also have problems pronounce names too. :o Especially the Russians :o

go hingis
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:30 AM
Last night I was looking at the Us Open draw and said to my boyfriend what do you think about Justine Henin and her chances.
"I dont' care about Justine Henin, she should at least get a man's body like Mauresmo because she walks like a man anyway" was his intelligent answer. then comes
"what about those Williams sisters do they win anything anymore, I don't like them anymore why arn't they more committed to the sport what kind of athlete's are they, I thought Serena was the best"
I answer well Venus did just win Wimbledon, Serena the AO.
"Yeah well they should play more instead of just the grandslams" was his answer.
"How old's Lindsay, she's playing with alot of heart, I like that"


What a drunk dumbass.

JennyS
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:09 AM
My sister on Mary Carillo, during EVERY match she commentates for....

"Shut up, Marty Carillo!"
"Shut up Manwoman!!!"
"She sounds like a man!"
"She is so annoying!"

cellophane
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:11 AM
Last night I was looking at the Us Open draw and said to my boyfriend what do you think about Justine Henin and her chances.
"I dont' care about Justine Henin, she should at least get a man's body like Mauresmo because she walks like a man anyway" was his intelligent answer. then comes
"what about those Williams sisters do they win anything anymore, I don't like them anymore why arn't they more committed to the sport what kind of athlete's are they, I thought Serena was the best"
I answer well Venus did just win Wimbledon, Serena the AO.
"Yeah well they should play more instead of just the grandslams" was his answer.
"How old's Lindsay, she's playing with alot of heart, I like that"


What a drunk dumbass.

:lol: Sounds like you need a new boyfriend. ;)

LilMashaFan
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:15 AM
Man, shes ugly. My dad about davenport. LMAO

JennyS
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:18 AM
Also my mom is always saying how Mary Pierce looks sooooooo old

Paialii
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:31 AM
My grandma isn't into tennis at all, unless it's me she's watching.

Today she watched the Arthur Ashe Kids Day thing with me. This is our convo:

G-Ma: "That Venus could be a linebacker for the NFL, look at them arms!"
Me: "That's Serena, grandma."
G-Ma: "Oh, it's Serena? Well still, that girl could play for the NFL. She's huge."
Me: "I'll be sure to tell her that when I'm playing her as an opponent someday."
G-Ma: "(laughs) You do that, hon, but she doesn't look like someone I'd ever want to make mad."

LATER ON...

G-Ma: "Who's that cute guy playing Agassi?"
Me: "That's Andy Roddick. A cutie-patootie, isn't he? (laughs)"
G-Ma: "He's the best looking male player I've ever seen. Is he gay?"
Me: "Nope, but plenty of guys would turn gay FOR him."
G-Ma: "He sure has a butt a gay guy would like, big round and tight. (laughs)"


Now you all know where I get my Andy-booty-worshipping from.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lee-Waters' Boy
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:38 AM
this may not be funny but its very telling :p
the first thing my mom said about tiffany dabek is that she sucks
and i then realized her game is shit :p
bt hey, she qualified for the uso :woohoo:

komorli
Aug 29th, 2005, 06:09 AM
My dad called Justine, "Hunni-Heineken"... :tape:

Wombat
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:00 AM
My mom likes to watch tennis with me when it's on, and she never stops talking during the match. We were watching the New Haven final between Lindsay and Mauresmo, and she said that Mauresmo "would make a very handsome man"



My mom keeps repeating the same thing about Amelie too :)

ceiling_fan
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:08 AM
okay when my sister and i were watching the 2003 sydney international.... davenport against hantuchova... and this was before i was "into tennis"

we were both screaming things like "come on davvy you can beat that stupid bitch-ho" :tape:

now daniela's one of my faves! who woulda thunk it

DomenicDemaria
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:15 AM
Once when the Williams sisters were playing my grandfather called one of them (i dont know which one) Se-penis. I was dying from laughter when he said that.

Lady
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:38 AM
Well, suprisingly my family accepts Justine pretty warm, saying "At least she doesn't look like a man as that Mauresmo" ;) :p

Allez-H
Aug 29th, 2005, 11:33 AM
are you for real? :haha:
Yup, I swear to God this isn't made up :d But I must add that my sis hates and sports in general and she doesn't know nada about it. Sometimes she just wants to act intrested but then she makes the dumbest remarks :p This one was golden though ;)

ceiling_fan
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:07 PM
Well my mum is a Lindsay fan so not insult for Lindsay. Anyway my parents also have problems pronounce names too. :o Especially the Russians :o

lol same...

my sis says Dulko - Dul - ko

Henin-Hardenne - He-nin

Hantuchova - Hantu - CH - ova

The Pro
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:38 PM
My dad invariably, when wathcing any match, chooses one player and says they are 'shite'.

He has a special halo of hatred for Henman. Most of the stuff he says I can't put here. But he hates him.

My mum has the ability to get involved in absolutely any match, no matter who's playing.

My big brother once was watching Asagoe playing, and said, "Where are all the tall, white looking oriental girls? They're all dark skinned midgets."

He didn't mean to be racist really, he just loves asian women, and wishes there was a bunch of Zhang Ziyi's running about on the tennis court.

But he likes Ai, so he can't be too picky. I like Ai but she doesn't seem his type. :confused:

-Sonic-
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:54 PM
I sometimes think my nan is a lesbian as she comments on every woman's prettiness/lack of. I think she has a crush on Kim.

She thinks Justine is on drugs, no question.
She thinks Patty (also known as Patsy to my nan) should just get a haircut.
She thinks Venus is going bald and shouldn't have her hair like that as it only makes it look worse.
Lindsay is a "miserable little bitch".

My fav is that she calls kim "Clusters".

XaDavK_Kapri
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:07 PM
Once when the Williams sisters were playing my grandfather called one of them (i dont know which one) Se-penis. I was dying from laughter when he said that.
yeeeeessss, of course, dear :hug: :rolleyes:

Sharapova's_Boy
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:20 PM
My brother once asked me "Why is that girl wearing pants for her match?" when I was watching a Rafeal Nadal match :lol:

:lol:

Sharapova's_Boy
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:26 PM
when Venus said Serena gave her advice on how to beat Sharapova at Wimby my mom said "thank god she didnt listen!"

:haha:

!<blocparty>!
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:39 PM
My Mum thinks Lindsay looks like a pig :tape: :(

She also left me a voice message when I was at the Wimbledon final this year asking what time the match is going to finish because she was bored of looking for me on the TV :o

The Pro
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:00 PM
Oh yeah, my Dad also once said about Sue Barker 'what a mutt!'

Which I have to say I still find hilarious. :angel:

tfannis
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:03 PM
Some time ago Mary Pierce was called "The Body" ('97/'98?). Every time my dad sees Pierce on television he yells "The Body! The Body!!". I then try to say something to him, but he keeps on saying "The Body!" as an answer. He does that to annoy me, but an outsider would call him crazy. :o

cellophane
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:06 PM
Some time ago Mary Pierce was called "The Body" ('97/'98?). Every time my dad sees Pierce on television he yells "The Body! The Body!!". I then try to say something to him, but he keeps on saying "The Body!" as an answer. He does that to annoy me, but an outsider would call him crazy. :o

The Body? :confused: :lol:

What does your signature about Agassi "To see him and die" mean? :confused:

Helen Lawson
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:16 PM
If I posted what they really said on this board, I would get suspended or banned.

tfannis
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:19 PM
The Body? :confused: :lol:

What does your signature about Agassi "To see him and die" mean? :confused:

Yeah, The Body :shrug: Big boobs, muscular legs...I don't know who started it, but my dad sure heard it :rolleyes:

There's an expression, don't know who started that either :p, "Voir Naples et mourir". Naples is a beautiful city in Italy. So it means that if you have seen that city, you can die, since you have seen what you should see. The day I saw Andre play in real life, I put that expression in my sig ;) :) A bit too dramatic maybe, but I really AM a huge fan :lol:

cellophane
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:20 PM
If I posted what they really said on this board, I would get suspended or banned.

Post the X-rated version. ;)

cellophane
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Yeah, The Body :shrug: Big boobs, muscular legs...I don't know who started it, but my dad sure heard it :rolleyes:

There's an expression, don't know who started that either :p, "Voir Naples et mourir". Naples is a beautiful city in Italy. So it means that if you have seen that city, you can die, since you have seen what you should see. The day I saw Andre play in real life, I put that expression in my sig ;) :) A bit too dramatic maybe, but I really AM a huge fan :lol:

Oh, yeah, okay, then that's exactly what I thought. I know this expression. ;) I just wasn't sure if you were making a sarcastic remark or not. :)

Alenyaa
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Yeah, The Body :shrug: Big boobs, muscular legs...I don't know who started it, but my dad sure heard it :rolleyes:

There's an expression, don't know who started that either :p, "Voir Naples et mourir". Naples is a beautiful city in Italy. So it means that if you have seen that city, you can die, since you have seen what you should see. The day I saw Andre play in real life, I put that expression in my sig ;) :) A bit too dramatic maybe, but I really AM a huge fan :lol:
I knew it must have had something to do with Naples! :D

tfannis
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:24 PM
Oh, yeah, okay, then that's exactly what I thought. I know this expression. ;) I just wasn't sure if you were making a sarcastic remark or not. :)

I wouldn't dare :angel:

cellophane
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:31 PM
I knew it must have had something to do with Naples! :D

I always thought it was Paris though. ;) But it is Naples. :p

Kelly
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:38 PM
lol at this thread.

my gran has trouble keeping track on whats on the tv cos i channel surf...so when tennis is on she is like 'is this cricket'...'no its tennis'...'who's playing?'....i tell her...'never heard of them...she looks pretty'.....'thats the line judge'...'oh is she not playing then?'....'no'.....'why wont they let her play?'.....'cos she's crap'.....'well they should let her play and win s she can get better'....5 minutes later....'is this football?'

my mum is becoming a convert....after her wimbledon experience last year. we got into centre court and she asks me 'am i allowed to talk in here cos i read your not allowed to talk in wimbledon'...then this year she wanted me to get a picture of 'that dishy one with the muscles'...meaning nadal, i said 'you mean the one old enough to be your son??' she cheers for lindsay just cos she is my fave and said ' i want her to win a slam so then she will retire and you dont have to watch tennis all the time'

my step dad...'shes crap'....about everyone....'he's a puff....look at his hair...he's got funny eyes and a fat ass'. taylor dent was on tv 'is he a tennis player? ive seen healthier people at weight watchers'

TeamUSA#1
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:51 PM
Every time my wife sees Serena playing she says " God do I feel sorry for her bra... that thing must have steel reinforcements!" :lol:

Alenyaa
Aug 29th, 2005, 03:58 PM
:haha:

saki
Aug 29th, 2005, 04:29 PM
I'm sorry but the ones about Justine looking like a boy must be made up - what kind of boy wears a skirt on court? Either that or the friends/family members are incredibly short sighted.

The only thing my mother ever goes on about if she catches me watching tennis is bras. Seriously. She can't understand (and I admit that I have trouble too) why/how Serena and Venus wear the skimpy dresses that don't look like they can have a decent sports bra underneath. Especially Serena who really needs the support. I can only assume the dresses must be more supportive than they look but my mother goes on and on and on about it..

alfajeffster
Aug 29th, 2005, 04:34 PM
I remember my mother walking in the living room when Monica Seles was on TV. She had never heard of seen Monica play before, and she stopped in her tracks and asked me who was making that noise. I told her it was Monica, and she responded "that sounds disgusting, how can you stand that?":lol:

Knizzle
Aug 29th, 2005, 04:35 PM
Every time my wife sees Serena playing she says " God do I feel sorry for her bra... that thing must have steel reinforcements!" :lol:

You're a guy?? :eek:

Sir Stefwhit
Aug 29th, 2005, 04:38 PM
"Oh my god, look at her shoulders!!"- my brother about (Mauresmo)
"That little girl has a strange body"- brother (Justine)

"With all that money they make I can't understand why there hair looks like that, she's too pretty for her hair to be lookin' like that"- my mother (Serena and Venus)

"How come she doesn't move?"- my dad (Lindsay)

"That one excercise guy (Tony Little), reminds me of Kim Clijsters"- sister (Kim)

....I just shake my head and laugh, some folks.

Maryamator
Aug 29th, 2005, 04:56 PM
i was watching the french open final when my little couin came to my house so after few minutes when he saw mary pierce he was like since when does pinochio play tennis.:p

Spunky83
Aug 29th, 2005, 05:04 PM
Oh...I forgot the best things: My mumīs obsessed with Roger Federer. According to her, Roger is the most handsome guy in the world!

She scared the crap out of me when she told me she would totally approve it if her son-in-law (as in my future husband) will be like Roger. Looks and behavaviour....oh mum :rolleyes:

She even said, she loved his hair-do, although at the moment it was "a bit too short". When Roger got beaten by Nadal in this years French Open, she was mad for the rest of the day, saying things like "look at this Nadal! Look at his hair, a mess. Thatīs not a good boy...urgh...one can only hate this boy...stupid as he is" :lol:

samsung101
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:52 PM
They usually just say it's boring.

Much like golf, tennis viewing on tv doesn't
generate much interest.

Dull, boring, why are you watching that junk,
that's what I get.

If it were basketball or baseball or NASCAR,
that would be interesting to them!

-VSR-
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:55 PM
Actually it is quite easy to confuse JHH as a boy, when they camera is not up close.

marmite1
Aug 29th, 2005, 07:59 PM
My mother frequently comments on how Justine has funny breasts and that her cheast is concaved or something along thos lines.

Allez-H
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:07 PM
Actually it is quite easy to confuse JHH as a boy, when they camera is not up close.
Yup, I guess the latest ravage on the menstour is wearng skirts while matches :yeah:

-VSR-
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:10 PM
Yup, I guess the latest ravage on the menstour is wearng skirts while matches :yeah:

It prob will be. :lol: Just kidding.

tennisbum79
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:11 PM
My friend, who is a 40is female divides the women playesr in three group
The "she is so big group" (Serena, Capriati, Kim, etc...)
The "she has nice legs group" (Venu, Dani, etc..)
The "she does not look like a tennis player group" (JJH, Danilidou)


Even though they do not look alike she always mistake Venus Serena and
vice-versa. To make thing easier, she decied to call Serena the Wild One or the Big One and Venus the nice looking one or the nice legs one.

tennisbum79
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:14 PM
"Why does she send to ball into the net ?"
I get this one so much. Every single play when the ball is in the net:
my friend says: she is a professional; how come she can't judge the height of the net.

UDiTY
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:17 PM
My Dad always comes in when I am watching tennis and says, "How's Vanessa? Is she winning?"Then I have to remind him that Vanessa Williams is a singer/actor, and Venus Williams is who I am watching:lol:

-VSR-
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:18 PM
My Dad always comes in when I am watching tennis and says, "How's Vanessa? Is she winning?"Then I have to remind him that Vanessa Williams is a singer/actor, and Venus Williams is who I am watching:lol:

YES! That happens to me too. People are like so who do you like Serena or Vanessa Williams? :lol:

tennisbum79
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:19 PM
Yeah I hate it when I watch tennis, and a really exciting match and people try to talk and ask me questions. I am like "yeah...yeah...whatever" :lol:. When I really want to say "SHUT UP!" haha
That annoys me as well. Especially quesions you have already answered dozen times. They chose to ask you when a crucial break point, set point

tennisbum79
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:32 PM
My friend loves Agassi to death.
when I told her he was married one of the all-time, on Graf.
Her response was: Did she win Wimbleon or US Open.?
How come I never heard of her?

ClaudiaZ-S
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:33 PM
JHH/Petrova they had the same shirts & caps.

my boyfriend : Who is who?
me : JHH on top , Petrova on bottom
my boyfriend : Where's Clijsters?
me : She doesn't play. She was eliminated by Davenport
my b: Where's Davenport?
me: She was elimitated by Pierce
my b: Where is Pierce?
me: In the other SF !
my b :Who's the girl on the bottom
me: grrrrr Petrova
my b:She's new?
me: She played a SF two y ago!
my b: So she's new ! ohhh! Great shoot, Petrova!
me: It's Henin Hardenne!

5 minutes later, I kissed him
Results: It was quiet!

miranda_lou
Aug 29th, 2005, 10:50 PM
I took my hair dresser and two of her friends to a tennis match last year. It was the first womens' tournament in Cincinnati in 20 or so years. My firm had box seats but nobody in the office wanted to go but me.

Anyway, it was a doubles match and the women walked out on the court and began to do what they always do. One of the women in our box said "I think that girl in the white skirt will win because she hits the ball hard and the other girls can't get to it." Later another woman in our box said "Look, that ball went right past them." And started clapping. The first one said "See, I told you that one would win. What's the score." Whereupon, I said "They're warming up.":lol: :lol:

Nobody in the box even knew the match hadn't started yet.

Then, when the match finally began, they really enjoyed it and loved how the players moved and how hard they hit the ball. But, at one point the umpire said "fault" and one of my girls said "Who's fault is it."

You have to love it.:lol: :lol:

-VSR-
Aug 29th, 2005, 10:57 PM
I took my hair dresser and two of her friends to a tennis match last year. It was the first womens' tournament in Cincinnati in 20 or so years. My firm had box seats but nobody in the office wanted to go but me.

Anyway, it was a doubles match and the women walked out on the court and began to do what they always do. One of the women in our box said "I think that girl in the white skirt will win because she hits the ball hard and the other girls can't get to it." Later another woman in our box said "Look, that ball went right past them." And started clapping. The first one said "See, I told you that one would win. What's the score." Whereupon, I said "They're warming up.":lol: :lol:

Nobody in the box even knew the match hadn't started yet.

Then, when the match finally began, they really enjoyed it and loved how the players moved and how hard they hit the ball. But, at one point the umpire said "fault" and one of my girls said "Who's fault is it."

You have to love it.:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Timariot
Aug 29th, 2005, 11:11 PM
My late father, whose sobriety seemed always questionable whenever I was watching tennis, was often source of inspired lunacy:

"They all suck compared to Lew Hoad."


Well, he was right...

tennisbum79
Aug 29th, 2005, 11:26 PM
When serving and the ball touches the net and the umpire or line judge calls let ball.

Friend: How come she does not play when the ball was in?
Me: That is called let ball. If it touches the net and falls in the sevice box, it
is a repeat. If it touches the net and out of the sevice box, it is a foul ball.
Friend: How come she played it before?
Me: Because that was not a serve, it happened during the rally
Friend: Are you sure? I did not see the other girl serve. This girl (serving) is
dumb. The referee is cheating her and she does not speak up for herself.
What is rally anyway?
Me: I already explained that. (I am now getting irritated and impatient with
her)
Friend: I thought you wanted to teach tme he rule so I can watch with you
Me: Not anymore. Leave me alone
Friend: it is a boring a sport anyway played by snobish people.

Tati & Dani
Aug 29th, 2005, 11:40 PM
the women players are all fat that's what they say :lol: :rolleyes: :cuckoo:

but they hate sport , so i don't really like them :lol:

Wiggly
Aug 29th, 2005, 11:48 PM
When I was wathcing Dani vs Venus on Wimbledon:

Father: Who do you want to win?
Me: Hantuchova
Father: Me too
Me: Why
Father: You're a amle, you should understand :tape:

tennisbum79
Aug 30th, 2005, 06:22 AM
My sister after Sania lost yesterday at Forest Hills...."so she's out of the US Open now?" and then after I explained she said "then why did the other girl waste her time winning if shes not even in the US Open?"
When I get cooments these, it is is so funny and irritating at the same time, I am at loss of words. Usually I wsihed there someone from thsi forum around I could laugh with.

DomenicDemaria
Aug 30th, 2005, 08:20 AM
Once when the Williams sisters were playing my grandfather called one of them (i dont know which one) Se-penis. I was dying from laughter when he said that.

Thanks to the person who bad repped me. I diodnt say it. My grandfather did and he does not speak good english. I am a Venus fan! I wouldn't bag either sister.

CooCooCachoo
Aug 30th, 2005, 08:32 AM
Me and my tennis aprtner were hitting on the closest court at our Club, where the Quebec city Challenge Bell is played. There was that new girl at the reception, to answer the phones, and when we left, she said: *It is so great to see professional players in the club. Good luck in the Challenge Bell*. We looked at each toher and started laughing. What a great representative she is for the tournament. I mean, we are men ;)

:haha: Maybe you looked like women :devil:

CooCooCachoo
Aug 30th, 2005, 08:40 AM
Yesterday I turned on Eurosport and Schruff - Pennetta was on and one of my housemates said (about Schruff):

"She shouldn't wear an outfit like that with such tits" :lol:

cellophane
Sep 16th, 2007, 01:42 AM
Not my family... but this chick I saw playing tennis today kept saying how Hingis won the US Open. :tape:

And one guy said something like "Can you imagine returning Anna Kournikova's hard hit serves?" :tape: :haha:

Anna F'd Enrique
Sep 16th, 2007, 01:50 AM
My sister imitates Maria Sharapova well LOL.

She always says she hates "Maria's bitch face." Then she leaves the room.

sharapovarulz1
Sep 16th, 2007, 01:54 AM
Nothing to do with a player but I went to watch the final at the DFS this year in Birmingham and my best mate Hannah who has no idea of tennis decided to join me.

During the first set they take the first little break and Hannah stands up stretches and says right now it's half time do you fancy getting some food! lol

DimaDinosaur
Sep 16th, 2007, 02:50 AM
My sister says she would like to be raped by Roddick :o

Are you sure that wasn't you who said that? ;)

DimaDinosaur
Sep 16th, 2007, 02:51 AM
My sister imitates Maria Sharapova well LOL.

She always says she hates "Maria's bitch face." Then she leaves the room.

Ummmmm..............riiiiiiiighhtttttttttttttt. Is this the same sista who has a hairy back? :lol:

sharapovarulz1
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:19 AM
Ummmmm..............riiiiiiiighhtttttttttttttt. Is this the same sista who has a hairy back? :lol:

WTF??? :eek:

jellybelly
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:34 AM
WHen I accidentally tuned in on Sunday for Henin-SVETLANA match, my mummy said: "When is the WOMEN'S final going to start?"

Ntour
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:38 AM
WHen I accidentally tuned in on Sunday for Henin-SVETLANA match, my mummy said: "When is the WOMEN'S final going to start?"

who could blame her i couldn't tell the difference between justine and federer the way they play

supergrunt
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:40 AM
my mom said that Lleyton Hewitt was cute and then I told her that he was a racist. :)

Droolv
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:42 AM
When Sharapova's playing: Mute the TV, what's that sound!!

sharapovarulz1
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:42 AM
WHen I accidentally tuned in on Sunday for Henin-SVETLANA match, my mummy said: "When is the WOMEN'S final going to start?"

Ha ha good one :lol:

ZeroSOFInfinity
Sep 16th, 2007, 03:57 AM
My friend always confuses Serena and Venus.

When I was watching the replay of Justine - Serena match at the US Open, he mentioned "Is that Venus?" and I corrected him "No, that's Serena. Venus is the tall one".

Two days later we were watching TV and tuned in to Justine-Venus match. He asked me "Hey.. didn't Serena lost that day to this little girl?"

I laughed until my stomach hurts so badly. Poor guy :lol:

LeonHart
Sep 16th, 2007, 04:12 AM
My mom: "It's not fair to other girls that Serena plays on the women's tour. She plays like a man" :lol:

Goai
Sep 16th, 2007, 04:20 AM
My Dad: That Justine Henin may be small, but she can generate a lot of power.

My sister: Let me guess, Sugiyama lost!

rach8709
Sep 16th, 2007, 04:26 AM
"You know it's sad when that Sharapova girl is the best looking gal in tennis"..my dad on Maria

"She's a butterface, all I need is a brown paper sack" my brother on Maria...they are awful guys I know!

Mrs. Peel
Sep 16th, 2007, 04:33 AM
I don't remember what tournament....may have been French Open. It was Mauresmo v. Petrova. Petrova was being her usual just BIG and sulky self. My friend who know nothing about tennis was like, who is that? (meaning Nadia). He just kept saying, "She's terrible" over and over again...referring to her basic demeanor and look. :tape: EVerytime she came on the screen. "Terrible"

Random Sharapova match...another guy friend cluless about women's tennis. I ask him if he thought she was cute. He answers very deadpan...."No" :tape:

RND
Sep 16th, 2007, 06:40 AM
*pointing at all the blondes* "Are you watching Sharapova?"




:help:

Bruno71
Sep 16th, 2007, 06:45 AM
My mom in her Polishy-Hebrewy-Yiddishy accent on Serena: "Is she the one with the big tuchas?" (like "tuckus")

lympyisthebest
Sep 16th, 2007, 07:31 AM
My stepdad on Sharapova: "Is that Sailor Moon?"

schorsch
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:24 AM
my mum doesnt watch tennis, but i do so she knows quite a lot players.
she calls petrova an "armoured vehicle" (aka tank) and jankovic a wild horse. then she calls gonzalez ape or gorilla.

Anna F'd Enrique
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:46 AM
Ummmmm..............riiiiiiiighhtttttttttttttt. Is this the same sista who has a hairy back? :lol:

This overused line is in need:
Get a life or get laid

;)

LudwigDvorak
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:46 AM
Sharapova is called "Screamer," Hantuchova is "Screamer Wannabe."

"IS THAT SCREAMER WANNABE ON THE TV?

Yes, mom.

WHY DOES SHE TRY TO LOOK LIKE HER SO MUCH?"

Such a nuisance. :o

Mom just watches in pain every time she watches Elena play. I don't blame her. :o

matanuriel
Sep 16th, 2007, 10:02 AM
My mom in her Polishy-Hebrewy-Yiddishy accent on Serena: "Is she the one with the big tuchas?" (like "tuckus")

:haha: thats so funny, my mom is talking the same.

svetaisthebest
Sep 16th, 2007, 10:27 AM
My dad thought that Serena Williams was Maria Sharapova!!!!
My mum thought that Ana Ivanovic was Marat Safins' younger sister mistaking her for Dinara

twight6
Sep 16th, 2007, 11:20 AM
My mom once said: "One thing I'll give Sharapova is she's classy. Not like serena or these others who go without sports bras, their nipples hanging out... Sharapova is always covered=always classy"

:tape: Insightful yet.. :cuckoo:

strictennis
Sep 16th, 2007, 11:38 AM
My uncle said Serena looks like a Gorilla! And Martina Hingis a cocktail drink? HAHAHA

Highlandman
Sep 16th, 2007, 11:51 AM
"At least Venus lost to a good-looking girl, so she and you can live with it better than losing to an ugly one" - after her loss to Golovin - on my birthday :unsure: :sad:

One of my best friends once when he saw Henin from farer away: "Who is that hot chick? I think I should watch more tennis from now on" :lol: - He almost spoke from her the whole evening, how hot she is etc. but saw her just for a short time and there not really :o When he saw her next time, he said "No, I never said this about her, it was another girl" :lol: - sure ;)

samn
Sep 16th, 2007, 12:16 PM
Not my family, just a couple of little blue-haired ladies when I attended the Australian Open back in 2003. We were watching the senior men's doubles event and one of the players on court was John Lloyd.

Little blue-haired lady (LBHL) #1: John Lloyd? Isn't he the one married to Chris?
LBHL #2: Oh, no, dear, I think they're divorced now.
LBHL #1: Divorced? That's too sad! I had no idea.
LBHL #2: Oh, I think it's been a couple of years now already.

(Chris Evert and John Lloyd divorced at the end of 1986, hardly just a "couple of years" before 2003.)

Later that evening, Kim Clijsters and Ai Sugiyama played their doubles match against Serena and Venus Williams on the same court. This time, I heard a woman ask her companion which of the four players was Kimmie.

A couple of days later, a bunch of schoolgirls showed up to watch Petrova/Martinez play VRP/Suarez.

Schoolgirl #1: Who's the blonde on that side of the court?
Schoolgirl #2: I think it's Henin.
(Ten minutes later)
Schoolgirls: Come on, Henin! Let's win!!

At least, in the girls' defence, Adidas used to dress Henin and Petrova in the same outfits at the time and they both used to wear similar baseball caps as well. What I don't understand is why the girls couldn't just look at the scoreboard or listen to the umpire call out the scores!

ElusiveChanteuse
Sep 16th, 2007, 01:00 PM
My mom once said: "One thing I'll give Sharapova is she's classy. Not like serena or these others who go without sports bras, their nipples hanging out... Sharapova is always covered=always classy"

:tape: Insightful yet.. :cuckoo:
I bet Justine will be one of the classiest tennis player if that is according to your mom.:lol:

"At least Venus lost to a good-looking girl, so she and you can live with it better than losing to an ugly one" - after her loss to Golovin - on my birthday :unsure: :sad:

One of my best friends once when he saw Henin from farer away: "Who is that hot chick? I think I should watch more tennis from now on" :lol: - He almost spoke from her the whole evening, how hot she is etc. but saw her just for a short time and there not really :o When he saw her next time, he said "No, I never said this about her, it was another girl" :lol: - sure ;)

:haha: Nice one!;)

Highlandman
Sep 16th, 2007, 01:06 PM
:haha: Nice one!;)

Which one? :lol: I think I should watch more tennis with people who don't watch tennis or just seldom, so there are some funny stories :lol:

sammy01
Sep 16th, 2007, 02:00 PM
my mum always says oh its the butch one playing (mauresmo)!
my friends call anna chakvetadze, anna doh dah as they cant pronounce her name and i talk about her alot!
if a player is ever in a cap my nans always asks is it a bloke, its like tradition now?!
and the old is she in pain quote comes out when a loud grunter is playin!
they all go over my head now as im used to it!

TomasUli
Sep 16th, 2007, 02:00 PM
This one will only be understood by spanish speaking board members:

My mom nicknaming Martina Hingis: Martina Chingis (chingar/joder)... back when she was on her peak, and made the opponents look bad. :)

HenryMag.
Sep 16th, 2007, 06:38 PM
my dad calls to Sharapova: "Shaparova"

égalité
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:04 PM
"Ugh! Who is that hideous woman in the crowd and why do they keep showing her?"

-boyfriend during 2006 USO final, upon seeing Pierre-Yves Hardenne

Beny
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:11 PM
My mum doesn't usually say funny comments but she says that Dementieva,Petrova,Kuznetsova,Chakvetadze,Hantucho va can not play tennis...she says every time she watches them they play horrid,can't play,she can't bear to watch them.

My 4-year-old sister doesn't like Serena because she has big boobs and ass :lol: she says that Patty looks like a bomb exploded on her head or sth like that.

Aaron.
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:17 PM
My mom on today's fed cup match.

That girl from italy looks a little scary

Kuznetsova only won because she played someone more ugly than her

omg my mom :tape:

Beny
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:30 PM
:lol: @ what your mum thinks why Kuzzie won.. Is she pretty? I'm asking because I think she is and these people (not all,just sometimes) find beauty really important.
But it really made me laugh :D

LDF
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:38 PM
Sharapova is called "Screamer," Hantuchova is "Screamer Wannabe."

"IS THAT SCREAMER WANNABE ON THE TV?

Yes, mom.

WHY DOES SHE TRY TO LOOK LIKE HER SO MUCH?"

Such a nuisance. :o



My mum thinks the same about Daniela. :o

She also calls Justine 'mosquito-bites' :tape:

borisyBACK
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:40 PM
Once, when I watching a Svetlana match, my housemate said: "wow, i look more feminine than her" - and he's a 6'4 big burly guy.

Aaron.
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:40 PM
TTC was showing reruns of fed cup in July

How can Venus play with all those people looking at her knowing she looks like a hot mess. (Says my mom)

This was 2 days ago TTC was showing Venus-Chakvetadze again for fed cup

justine schnyder
Sep 16th, 2007, 09:54 PM
At the RG 2006 I watched a Mauresmo match and than my mom oame, watched it for a minute and said "Wow, she looks like a man.. poor girl" (eerrrrgg)
ho, and at the Miami final this year, I wanted Juju to win ofcourse, and I was with some friends of mine.. so at the third set, when I was sad because Juju lost her MP they put for a few secods chocolate near the Tv, and each time they did that, Serena lost points!! That was sooo funny!

zvonarevarulz
Sep 17th, 2007, 12:03 AM
My Sis on Maria S. "Why does that lady sound like she's having an orgasm":help:
My Mom on Serena"She jiggles way too much, she needs a more supportive bra"
My bro on Justine and Pierre-Yvves"He has bigger boobs than she does"
my sis then added"And she probly has more chest hair":help: :help:

Shane54
Sep 17th, 2007, 03:23 AM
My Grandma watching Serena: "I didn't know Rosie had a black sister?"

Shane54
Sep 17th, 2007, 03:24 AM
My mom on today's fed cup match.

That girl from italy looks a little scary

Kuznetsova only won because she played someone more ugly than her

omg my mom :tape:

How can someone possibly play "more ugly" than Schiavone? :lol: :lol:

swissmisshingis
Sep 17th, 2007, 03:54 AM
The first time my dad saw Hingis when she cameback in 2005 he's like..

"Who's that, is she new? She's sexy"

After 5 mins..

"Is she married?" :o

I said no..then he asked me again..

"Does she have a boyfriend?" :o just feels weird when your dad asks your those questions.

@Sweet Cleopatra
Sep 17th, 2007, 03:55 AM
I'll never:o ever:o say what my Uncle said when he saw Masha while I was still in the room:mad: I was 13 , my mother was so nervous from him

ZeroSOFInfinity
Sep 17th, 2007, 04:03 AM
I'll never:o ever:o say what my Uncle said when he saw Masha while I was still in the room:mad: I was 13 , my mother was so nervous from him

"Oh my God... she's so hot... I want to bang her good"? :tape:

Or... "Wait, isn't that my wife?" :lol:

DimaDinosaur
Sep 17th, 2007, 11:02 AM
This overused line is in need:
Get a life or get laid

;)

Thanks for the tip! BTW, is your sister still sore? If so, tell her that I'm sorry. I thought she'd be used to it with all that experience she has from her teenage days ;)

kittyking
Sep 17th, 2007, 11:05 AM
'I thought you said this was the womens final' - US Open final Justine vrs Clijsters match

darice
Sep 17th, 2007, 11:52 AM
"why didn't didn't she get that one?"

-- my aunt says (totally not understanding the concept of wrong footing)

:tape:

PretendeP
Sep 19th, 2007, 05:19 AM
great thread,

my two male friends both agreed with me that lena D is hot and feminine(watching her playing with someone) althouh all three of us have totally oposite/different taste in women:)

SIN DIOS NI LEY
Sep 19th, 2007, 06:01 AM
My cousin said ... " Sharapova is talented"

I think he is :cuckoo:

roelc
Sep 19th, 2007, 12:09 PM
not as much funny as it is irritating

my mother, every time: "well she's wearing a nice dress! nice colour!"

my dad in the middle of every point: "OUT! it was out! ... wasn't it out? I really thought it was out!"
- I really want to start throwing things at him when he does that...
and whenever dementieva, sharapova or some others are playing: "ah, it's hantchukova!"

darkangel23
Sep 19th, 2007, 12:15 PM
My mother saw Lindsay Davenport and titled her as a big old ugly lady... But she seems nice to her :)

ce
Sep 19th, 2007, 12:17 PM
not as much funny as it is irritating

my mother, every time: "well she's wearing a nice dress! nice colour!"

my dad in the middle of every point: "OUT! it was out! ... wasn't it out? I really thought it was out!"
- I really want to start throwing things at him when he does that...
and whenever dementieva, sharapova or some others are playing: "ah, it's hantchukova!"

same:rolleyes:

Tennisaddict
Sep 19th, 2007, 12:59 PM
My dad saw me watch a Serena match and than a Venus match the day after. He said (about Venus) 'Wow, Serena has lost a lot of weight". He also thinks that Hewitt should win all the time because he runs at everything :tape: My mom calls Hantuchova "Barbie" and Zvonareva "Cry baby". She also thinks that Henin looks like Carlos and that Henin looks good with only her hat on.

Ben.
Sep 19th, 2007, 01:19 PM
My dad s'times gets the williams sisters mixed up. whenever they play a match & he finds out the result he'll say "oh did serena win" and i say "no dad it was venus" :lol: