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JennyS
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:35 AM
Yay, it's time for another Grand Slam drinking game. Take a sip of your favorite beverage, everytime.....

-a commentator calls Nadal's pants "Clamdingers"
-Roger Federer is compared to Pete Sampras
-Highlights of the Pete barf match are shown
-Highlights of Connor's 1991 USO run are shown
-during rain delays, the Connors/Krickstein, Sampras/Agassi 2001 qf or the 2004 JCap/Serena qf are shown
-the Steffi/Andre, Taylor/"Jaden Gil", or the Sharapova commercials are shown
-the commentators compare a player's grunting to Seles'
-the commentators talk about their playing days


John McEnroe....
-says they need to go back to wood racquets
-says the season is too long
-pronounces Justine's last name incorrectly

Mary Carillo....
-says a players "needs to" do something
-says something negative about the Williams sisters
-uses a big word that nobody, including herself understands
-says "big babe"
-reminds the audience that Amelie Mauresmo is a lesbian
-makes a REALLY bad pun
-sounds so manly that a relative or friend asks if she is a man

SelesFan70
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:40 AM
I'll set up a tent IN the liquor store because we'll all be too drunk to drive to get any more liquor! :o

Ceecor
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:53 AM
additional.....a commentator:
compares Sharapova to Kournakova BUT then notes that sharapova dislikes it.
talks about the williams beads incident.
changes there mind on who is going to win the match in the space of 1 or 2 points.
rechanges there mind back to there original choice.
AND here in AUS... flash to Bec cartwright during LLeytons match.

K-Dog
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:59 AM
-everytime Dick Enberg says "oh my!!" (we'll all have alcohol poisoning!!)
-everytime Mary C.'s laugh is annoying or sounds like a man
-everytime that the commentators dismiss that Lindsay is really no.1 and call Maria no.1
-everytime that the commentators bring up Serena or Venus' other activities
-everytime that the subject of the Williams sister's supposed decline is brought up
-everytime that a commentator says that Lindsay should've won both the Oz and Wimbledon.
-everytime that the Williams sister's technique is brought up



THIS COULD GO ON AND ON!!

Shonami Slam
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:03 AM
Everytime they talk about andre and steffi planning to play mixed doubles together.

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:23 AM
Everytime they say "Kim is the favorite"
Everytime they mention Maria Sharapova when ANOTHER match is going on
Everytime they say "Maria is only 18."

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:26 AM
-everytime that the commentators dismiss that Lindsay is really no.1 and call Maria no.1

Do you suppose they would refer to Maria as Wimbledon Champion, without saying the 2004. :rolleyes: :lol:

gvhvhg
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:28 AM
:lol: :lol: -sounds so manly that a relative or friend asks if she is a man :haha: :haha: My mom always does that!!!!!!!!

also add

-everytime the US Networks (USA and CBS) show some stupid american match when there's a hell of a match (albeit without any americans) going on elswhere
-all of the above plus the fact that they have the nerve to give you updates on the match they are not showing just to torment you!
-all of the first one except they don't give you updates so you have to log onto usopen.org and then the IBM realtime scoreboard doesn't show up
-If they put Donald Young on Ashe

cartmancop
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:32 AM
Everytime the commentators say that Lindsay's back is the reason she lost the Wimbledon final...not the fact that Venus played better when it mattered..

*Everytime Patrick Mcenroe says "HELLO" meaning of course after every winner or says "the dropper" in that damn annoying way...

*I agree about the Sharapova/Wimbledon thing. That's the only way that Cliff Drysdale can remember who she is I think, he can't say her name w/o 'the wimbledon champ' attached :lol:

*If MJ Fernandez is commentating, every time she says something is someones 'bread and butter' esp. when talking about Lindsay Davenport...every one of her shots is her 'bread and butter' apparantly :)

*Every time B. Gilbert is wearing black... talk about gettin wasted in a matter of seconds.

*Every time M. Carillo brings up the WS off court activities... double the shot if neither is playing;)

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:39 AM
I just laugh my ass off, when a match will be going on like Mauresmo and JHH, just say. Then one of them will be like

Did you see what Maria Sharapova did yesterday?
No! What!!??
She was walkin her dog!
Na ah!
Oh yes, I saw it in person.
*Meanwhile the match that is going on, just finished and it is like a the final of a Grand Slam or something.*
hahaha

Chunchun
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:39 AM
Do you suppose they would refer to Maria as Wimbledon Champion, without saying the 2004. :rolleyes: :lol:

:lol: They will always know Maria is wimby champ, but in what year? :confused: 1995-2005?

JenFan75
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:43 AM
:scared: I think I'm going to need more vodka for this

Oneofakind0490
Aug 28th, 2005, 01:56 AM
Yay, it's time for another Grand Slam drinking game. Take a sip of your favorite beverage, everytime.....

-a commentator calls Nadal's pants "Clamdingers"
-Roger Federer is compared to Pete Sampras
-Highlights of the Pete barf match are shown
-Highlights of Connor's 1991 USO run are shown
-during rain delays, the Connors/Krickstein, Sampras/Agassi 2001 qf or the 2004 JCap/Serena qf are shown
-the Steffi/Andre, Taylor/"Jaden Gil", or the Sharapova commercials are shown
-the commentators compare a player's grunting to Seles'
-the commentators talk about their playing days


John McEnroe....
-says they need to go back to wood racquets
-says the season is too long
-pronounces Justine's last name incorrectly

Mary Carillo....
-says a players "needs to" do something
-says something negative about the Williams sisters
-uses a big word that nobody, including herself understands
-says "big babe"
-reminds the audience that Amelie Mauresmo is a lesbian
-makes a REALLY bad pun
-sounds so manly that a relative or friend asks if she is a man
I don't think I will be alive anymore after this tournament:sad:

FaceyFacem
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:00 AM
drink if...
-they show roddick, agassi or federer in a blow out instead of a close women's match
-tracy austin says "under her belt"
-john mcenroe shows up late
-justine says "allez", lleyton says "c'mon", or nadal says "vamos"
-kim does the splits

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:13 AM
Drink if...

...Serena yells at herself! haha, we will all be drunk after that!

Justeenium
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:16 AM
well you did put some effort into this thread but overall it still sucks.


F+

ceiling_fan
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:16 AM
Everytime a commentator says "she's a real competitor"

-VSR-
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:42 AM
well you did put some effort into this thread but overall it still sucks.


F+

Everytime...

...Justeenium is an ass.

moon
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:26 AM
Every time Carillo says to "hit the ball down the middle of the court" as a way to beat Venus or Serena.

Lemonskin.
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:42 AM
Everytime...

...Justeenium is an ass.
:sobbing: I don't have enough money for all the alcohol!!! :sad:

morningglory
Aug 28th, 2005, 04:48 AM
every time the expressions 'in the driver seat' 'string a few points' 'it's not a break unless you hold'....
Oh and every time that Vijay Amritraj just screams 'Oh! I say!' :lol:

dansnewbeg
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:00 AM
Take a swig everytime...

- a commentator mentions that Sharapova was the better player in her AO loss to Serena Williams
- the commentators swoon when Justin Gimelstob throws himself on the court (considering how all over him they were during Wimbledon)
- a mention is made about Roddick or Agassi's charity work
- younger McEnroe openly salivates over Davis Cup possibilities when one of his young players plays a good match.
- make fun of Dementieva's serve

njnetswill
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:25 AM
-Tim Ryan calls Peng Shuai "The exciting new chinese player"

sorry if that is a repeat.

Xanadu11
Aug 28th, 2005, 05:36 AM
I think I'm drunk already...

JennyS
Aug 28th, 2005, 06:04 PM
some more....

take a drink anytime.....

-the commentators mention last years's Jen/Serena match anytime a bad call is made
-the commentators say "could this be Andre's last US Open?"
-the commentators talk about Serena's outfit
-Ted Robinson says they are "hopeful that play will resume soon" during a huge downpour
-somebody mentions the new blue courts
-anytime the name "Alves" is mentioned
-clips of Spirlea crashing into Venus are shown
-CBS shows a "highlight" of Jen losing in a third set tiebreak, says how that and her shoulder and wrist surgeries will make it really, really, REALLY hard for her to comeback, as if she's never done it before.....(Jen fans get drunk at this point)

~lollipop_girl~
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:46 PM
drink if...
-justine says "allez", lleyton says "c'mon", or nadal says "vamos"
-kim does the splits

OK I can feel the alcohol effects already. Just imagine the message that while be posting during the open if we do what FaceyFacem says alone! :help:

Lady
Aug 29th, 2005, 12:53 PM
How about
- every time Maria is grunting? ;)

bmxbandit
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:09 PM
How about

-every time Dementieva's serve gets broken?

hingis-seles
Aug 29th, 2005, 01:40 PM
- Everytime Roger Federer wins a point :p
- Everytime a commentator says [Insert name here] needs to "mix it up"

cartmancop
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:13 PM
How about

-every time Dementieva's serve gets broken?


Oh NO!!! Alcohol poisoning for everyone... :lol:

bbypk
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:31 PM
Everytime Patty try to hit Conchita in their first round match

ZeroSOFInfinity
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:41 PM
How about
- every time Maria is grunting? ;)

*HIC... HIC... HIC... HIC... HIC....* :p

By the time the 1st game ends, we all would be dead drunk :lol: :lol: :lol:

Linnie
Aug 30th, 2005, 12:53 AM
I can't believe nobody mentioned:

- Every time an announcer talks about Yuri coming to America with 5 cents in his pocket

I need to buy an extra case of Pinot Noir :drink: :p

K-Dog
Aug 30th, 2005, 01:38 AM
I've got a new couple:

tracy says: "I was talking to Maria's camp before the match...."
someone speaks about Maria's Wimbledon victory as if it was this year

ceiling_fan
Aug 30th, 2005, 09:08 AM
I can't believe nobody mentioned:

- Every time an announcer talks about Yuri coming to America with 5 cents in his pocket

I need to buy an extra case of Pinot Noir :drink: :p

lol, too true and how her mother was separated from her for 2 years because of visa problems