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Pamela Shriver
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:07 PM
....And upgrade my technological know-how.

So. WHat do I get?

Do I get an apple?
http://www.nada.kth.se/~snilsson/public/resources/apple.jpg

A mac?
http://im.edirectory.co.uk/products/2068/i/ladken.jpg



A PC?
http://www.twickenham-museum.org.uk/images/tours/HampPoliceman.jpg


A mouse?
http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040712/images/mouse.jpg

What kind of chip?
http://www.sfa.org/images/pages/chips1.jpg

I've already stocked up on vitamins to protect everything from viruses. But I refuse to buy a firewall. I'm scared of fire.

Sally Struthers
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:19 PM
I was watching a rerun of Married With Children a couple of days ago and in the episode they were buying a new computer. Kelly asked what color they should get and it was a big laugh ... but now 10-15 years later you can do that :lol:

Pamela Shriver
Aug 26th, 2005, 12:16 PM
What about a VD recorder do I need one of those?

samn
Aug 27th, 2005, 11:26 AM
Have you just come into some money, Pamela? Let's see, did Martina finally agree to share some (around 0.0005%) of your doubles winnings with you -- in proportion to your contribution to the doubles team that was Navratilova/Shriver? ;)

Or did you just go the Chrissie route and snag some rich old guy? Surely Georgie doesn't count! I mean, how many films was he in? Even Serena's "acting" career is more illustrious that poor Georgie's.

Pamela Shriver
Aug 27th, 2005, 04:02 PM
Have you just come into some money, Pamela? Let's see, did Martina finally agree to share some (around 0.0005%) of your doubles winnings with you -- in proportion to your contribution to the doubles team that was Navratilova/Shriver? ;)

Or did you just go the Chrissie route and snag some rich old guy? Surely Georgie doesn't count! I mean, how many films was he in? Even Serena's "acting" career is more illustrious that poor Georgie's.

George was in...was in...what was it called again...um...that prunes commercial wasn't he? but I know for a fact he's done mega loads of extra work! He was in the Blair Witch Project. As a dead tree. So there.

Nah I've given up begging for money off Marti. But I DO get lots of bucks for my vowel work. I record my voice for several firms who make Fog Horns.

Anyhoo, can someone explain what I'm doing wrong with my computer Ram? I bought one but it just don't work...
http://www.celticnationsworld.com/images/Ram%20laying%20down.jpg

And don't get me started on my Hard Drive.
http://www.maljonicsdreams.com/pictures/Spaghetti_Junction.jpg
I spent all day on this road. The hardest drive I've ever had!

controlfreak
Aug 27th, 2005, 05:42 PM
Actually if you need a new hard disk the cheapest solution is to buy a floppy disk and just download some porn onto it.