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Brian Stewart
Apr 18th, 2002, 03:31 PM
Hello MomoSapiens. It appears that Momo is struggling at the moment, having lost consecutive matches on clay. The official explanation is that she was nursing an injury, and couldn't prepare as well as she'd like. Hence the substandard play. Or so it "appears".

My intelligence-gathering operatives have uncovered something far more sinister. The person who has been claiming to be Momo these past 2 weeks is actually her evil clone- Emilia Mausermo. She has kidnapped the real Momo and taken her place on the tour. So the poor play isn't the result of any "injury", but rather the clone's lack of tennis skill.

Since the tennis community seems remarkably unconcerned, the burden of any rescue attempt falls upon us. So here is how the operation will go down:

My operatives have learned that Momo is being held prisoner in a cottage in this section of the French wine country. There are no guards. She is locked in the cottage, and probably bound by rope or handcuff or somesuch. And, since Emilia has shown up wearing Momo's tennis outfits, presumably Momo is being held in some state of undress. ....

Where was I?

We will gather our forces at this edge of the section on the map, and conduct a sweep across it until we locate the cottage. After breaking in, we will untie Momo. Before giving her a camouflage uniform to put on, she will have to be searched, to make sure there are no tracking devices secreted on her person. This should take 2, ... 3 hours max.

Once she's dressed, we will transfer her to a waiting escape vehicle, and extract her from the area. From there, she will be taken to a safe house. We will secure the area around the safe house, until such time as to escort her to her next tournament.

So remember the basic steps:


Good luck, and Viva la liberation!

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tia clara
Apr 18th, 2002, 07:11 PM
Do we really have to dress her after the rescue? Couldn't we just gently, slowly, wrap a silk chiffon or black lace scarf around her?

Where is the rest of the rescue party? Not that I would mind taking care of this all by myself...


Apr 18th, 2002, 07:42 PM
As it seems all MomoSapiens have lost their playing queens, I have lost contact with my Queen MomoFan, Griffin :sad:

So I'm popping,
* waving * :wavey: * waving *
* jumping * :bounce: * jumping * :bounce: * jumping * (Destiny's Child command ....)
* (I'm so fed up being so small !) *
* gesticulating *
* trying to catch attention using Brain's topic *

For I don't know if She received my mails :confused: (that have been quite rare these past months) ... as I wonder if she still wants that tape with all interviews of Momo on French TV ;) Contact me ?

Be good all.

Apr 18th, 2002, 07:48 PM
the hamster has landed, I repeat, the hampster has landed.... ;)

I'm thinking silk - don't want her to freeze, now, do we?

Apr 18th, 2002, 07:49 PM
:eek: oh heLLO (silly questions that shouldn't require an written answer ;))

Apr 18th, 2002, 07:52 PM
I am here, you are here, maybe I can catch you through your mail here .... arghhhhhhhhhh !

Thanks to Momo ... :) :)

Apr 18th, 2002, 07:55 PM
pst! go log into the chat (from the main page of this board)

Apr 18th, 2002, 07:57 PM
Okay ! Let me some time to log, I've never done it yet ....

Brian Stewart
Apr 18th, 2002, 08:02 PM
Ayla! Long time no see!

Remind us to pass along a warning (if Griff hasn't already).

Apr 18th, 2002, 08:17 PM
Yeah, the warning - watch out for Momosapians, they're going around kidnapping french girls ;)

Apr 19th, 2002, 04:04 PM
Personally, I think the search should be more thorough.....oh, at least 2-3 days :drool:

I'll do it if nobody else will ;)