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creep
May 19th, 2005, 07:37 PM
I was on my way home today from buy a few groceries whenever I noticed that the vacant house which is 3 doors down from me was in the process of being occupied by a new family (now how many exactly live there I havenít found out yet) but one of the girls who lives there is the spitting image of Vera Zvonerva! I kid you not.
I took another walk by later today to confirm what I first thought. There is high fencing around the back garden, so I climbed up to look over and she was lying in the garden. I shouted out ďHey there VeraĒ and she ran off crying.

Helen Lawson
May 19th, 2005, 07:40 PM
I was on my way home today from buy a few groceries whenever I noticed that the vacant house which is 3 doors down from me was in the process of being occupied by a new family (now how many exactly live there I havenít found out yet) but one of the girls who lives there is the spitting image of Vera Zvonerva! I kid you not.
I took another walk by later today to confirm what I first thought. There is high fencing around the back garden, so I climbed up to look over and she was lying in the garden. I shouted out ďHey there VeraĒ and she ran off crying.

It's one of two things, it's either the real Vera and you've just witnessed her sobbing and crying first hand. Or, if you look like that picture in your avatar, maybe she needs to get to you know first before you peep in on her over the fence.

alfonsojose
May 19th, 2005, 07:42 PM
She cried when she looked at your make-up

squash
May 19th, 2005, 07:49 PM
creep:

that's funny!

creep
May 19th, 2005, 07:50 PM
She cried when she looked at your make-up

That's not me in the photo, that's my mother Ethel.

creep
May 19th, 2005, 07:52 PM
It's one of two things, it's either the real Vera and you've just witnessed her sobbing and crying first hand. Or, if you look like that picture in your avatar, maybe she needs to get to you know first before you peep in on her over the fence.

Helen that's not me in the avatar. It's my mother Ethel.

She was going for a job interview this day whenever she had her snap shot taken. But she was having terrible trouble with her cataracts, so I applied her make-up.:)
The real Vera? dunno

Helen Lawson
May 19th, 2005, 07:55 PM
Helen that's not me in the avatar. It's my mother Ethel.

She was going for a job interview this day whenever she had her snap shot taken. But she was having terrible trouble with her cataracts, so I applied her make-up.:)
The real Vera? dunno

What kind of job was she applying for?

creep
May 19th, 2005, 07:56 PM
What kind of job was she applying for?

Beautician

Helen Lawson
May 19th, 2005, 07:57 PM
Beautician

For what kind of clients?

creep
May 19th, 2005, 08:03 PM
For what kind of clients?

The was a job advertisement in the window at the local beauticians for somebody to work/help part time. So I thought it would be good for mother to get out and interact with the community again after her breakdown. So I rang up and applied for her to have an interview.
I guess the clients lived around the local area, because I seen many of the ladies who worked there being picked up in cars by men.The escorts that worked there.

Helen - previously I had a picture of another poster in my avatar, but she hasnít come back, maybe I upset her, I donít know.

squash
May 19th, 2005, 08:10 PM
creep:

that is so funny, I am laughing my head off. Keep going!

creep
May 19th, 2005, 08:15 PM
creep:

that is so funny, I am laughing my head off. Keep going!

I donít understand why you are laughing so much itís the truth!:)

Iím really serious she looks just like Vera Zvonerva. Iím going to buy a scanner so I can take some photographs (NOT upskirts), and Iíll post them to prove what Iím saying is not nonsense.

carot
May 19th, 2005, 08:19 PM
the real question here is: does she have sheep?

(NOT upskirts)

down blouse then?

creep
May 19th, 2005, 08:22 PM
the real question here is: does she have sheep?



down blouse then?

lol How did you escape from the Bug/Error Reporting and Questions forum? ;):)

No, no sheep, but I did notice she had a little pussy.

squash
May 19th, 2005, 08:23 PM
I am not talking about you seeing Vera, or someone who looks like her.

It is just how you told the rest of the story. Funny! made me laugh!

Vera would not be in the US right now, she must be in Europe getting ready for the French Open.

carot
May 19th, 2005, 08:26 PM
lol How did you escape from the Bug/Error Reporting and Questions forum? ;):)

No, no sheep, but I did notice she had a little pussy.

they let me out for a little bit (not for long though)

let's hope her pussy doesn't turn out to be a stray cat...

creep
May 19th, 2005, 08:30 PM
I am not talking about you seeing Vera, or someone who looks like her.

It is just how you told the rest of the story. Funny! made me laugh!

Vera would not be in the US right now, she must be in Europe getting ready for the French Open.

Hehe I know what you mean. ;):)

Iím not American. I just choose the US flag, because the Americans seem to take the blame for everything, so why not take the blame for me too.

I'm from the UK.

creep
May 19th, 2005, 08:38 PM
they let me out for a little bit (not for long though)

let's hope her pussy doesn't turn out to be a stray cat...

Hehe I was thinking of having a name change myself, but thought why bother. I think this suits me just fine.

She was lying in the garden stroking her pussy whenever I took a peep over the fence. When she ran off into the house she slammed the door, I fell off the fence and cut my arm (it's very sore at the moment, I'm thinking I need to go see a doctor about it).

The people who lived there before her were Chinese and were the proprietors of a restaurant/take away business. They had lots of cats, and one time one of them ran down the street, and a neighbour shouted "Well Number34's off the menu tonight!

Infiniti2001
May 19th, 2005, 08:53 PM
Did you take your camera with you?? :lol:

carot
May 19th, 2005, 08:58 PM
Hehe I was thinking of having a name change myself, but thought why bother. I think this suits me just fine.

She was lying in the garden stroking her pussy whenever I took a peep over the fence. When she ran off into the house she slammed the door, I fell off the fence and cut my arm (it's very sore at the moment, I'm thinking I need to go see a doctor about it).

The people who lived there before her were Chinese and were the proprietors of a restaurant/take away business. They had lots of cats, and one time one of them ran down the street, and a neighbour shouted "Well Number34's off the menu tonight!
hope your arm gets better soon. maybe go ask the girl if her pussy can kiss it better? after all that was the reason you fell in the first place...

woops, i thought chinese only ate dog? well i rather eat pussy than dog too

tennislover
May 19th, 2005, 09:00 PM
She cried when she looked at your make-up

:lol: :lol: :lol:

creep
May 19th, 2005, 09:03 PM
Did you take your camera with you?? :lol:

If you mean earlier today, I tried to take a couple of snap shots, but all I got was photographs of her bush. (I fell off the fence, and hurt my arm)

But when you look from my bedroom window, it has an advantageous view of her back garden. I can see right into her rear without her even noticing I would ne there. So hopefully tomorrow if she's out again I will take some pictures. :)

tennislover
May 19th, 2005, 09:04 PM
.......... so I climbed up to look over and she was lying in the garden. I shouted out ďHey there VeraĒ and she ran off crying.



what did you do????????????????????????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

poor girl......it was a totally normal reaction....
you are just ...crazy.... ;)

SelesFan70
May 19th, 2005, 09:11 PM
Do any of the housemates resemble Vera's coach? :hearts:

creep
May 19th, 2005, 09:15 PM
hope your arm gets better soon. maybe go ask the girl if her pussy can kiss it better? after all that was the reason you fell in the first place...

woops, i thought chinese only ate dog? well i rather eat pussy than dog too

Thanks so kindly for the sympathy. My arm is all cut and bruised. I took a few of mothers painkillers this evening. Sheís in agony now because they were the last two in the bottle, but she can wait till tomorrow morning then Iíll get a repeat prescription from the doctor.

Yes Iíll go introduce myself to the girl rather than have the trouble like I did last time, with the girl at number25.

Itís the Koreans who eat dogs. I think?I have imagined what it would be like to eat pussy sometimes. My aunt Aida has a massive grey pussy, it would feed the 5000.

creep
May 19th, 2005, 09:17 PM
what did you do????????????????????????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

poor girl......it was a totally normal reaction....
you are just ...crazy.... ;)

Haven't you been reading? I've been explaining everything what happened today. :)

creep
May 19th, 2005, 09:19 PM
Do any of the housemates resemble Vera's coach? :hearts:

What's her coach look like? If it's a man, then no. I only seen 3 people today. One was Vera (that's what I affectionately call her now) and there was two more women. One was really ugly. Like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

SelesFan70
May 19th, 2005, 09:20 PM
What's her coach look like? If it's a man, then no. I only seen 3 people today. One was Vera (that's what I affectionately call her now) and there was two more women. One was really ugly. Like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

He's a handsome black guy...seemingly in okay shape and he smokes like a chimney.

random fan
May 19th, 2005, 09:22 PM
Hehe I know what you mean. ;):)

Iím not American. I just choose the US flag, because the Americans seem to take the blame for everything, so why not take the blame for me too.

I'm from the UK.

LMAO :haha:

This is what I am going to the wtaworld.com for :)

no seriously threads like this and locker room confrontations make my day.

Those endless flame wars between different fandomes are such an old day

creep
May 19th, 2005, 09:34 PM
:lol: Can you do me? I mean- my make-up, i really like hers, reminds me of the 80s.:)

I'd do you anytime sweetie, you know that.;) :)

G-Ha
May 19th, 2005, 09:36 PM
First you plow into her bush (albeit by accident) and now you're going to try to take snap shots of her pussy? Perhaps you should ask permission before you take pics of her pussy...who knows, maybe she'll even let you stroke it...

creep
May 19th, 2005, 09:58 PM
Iím have to put mother to bed now. I just made her a cup of hot chocolate. I just hope she doesnít spill it round herself like she did last time. This time Iím not going in to change the sheets until the morning, she can lie in her own mess, anyway sheís used to that with the incontinence problem.

I want to go take a shower, and then watch the 10 minute free view on the adult channel. Iíll then have an early night because I have a busy day ahead of me tomorrow, so goodnight everybody.

squash
May 19th, 2005, 10:59 PM
strange! but interesting!

@m@nd@
May 19th, 2005, 11:01 PM
er...............rrr.................

squash
May 20th, 2005, 09:39 AM
creep:

Did you go over to the house as yet?

tennislover
May 20th, 2005, 12:19 PM
Haven't you been reading? I've been explaining everything what happened today. :)

:)

creep
May 21st, 2005, 07:42 PM
creep:

Did you go over to the house as yet?


Yes I did today.

I awoke early this morning because I wanted to do some gardening. I was mowing the lawn and attending to Archie (my pet rats grave). Heís buried next to Aunt Emilyís pussy. Aunt Emily wanted her pussy buried with her, she was odd this way. Well before I digress any further.

I ironed my brand new safari suit which I got at Oxfam for £4-99. And spruced myself up, I was intent on introducing myself to my neighbours, but most of all I wanted to see Vera.
I went upstairs and had a look down into the row of gardens and Vera was lying on the lawn listening to music. Mrs Bambridge at number45 was giving me funny looks, but thatís just because I was up one night with my telescope looking at the stars when her daughter complained I was looking into her bedroom, but thatís a load of tripe. And the police investigation proved nothing.

So what was I saying? Ah yes Vera! Well I bought some chocolates, mother also baked a cake for me to bring as a welcoming gift, but her false teeth fell in whenever she was mixing the ingredients. Iím positive they melted in the oven when it was baking, but who knows, so I decided not to give them this.

I knocked on the door and there was no replyÖÖÖ.do you want to know what happened?

BUBI
May 21st, 2005, 07:51 PM
yes! :p

squash
May 21st, 2005, 07:51 PM
creep:

I am laughing!

I have to tell you that Vera is in France by now.

Maybe you should go and say I after the French Open.

squash
May 21st, 2005, 07:59 PM
creep:

I am laughing!

I have to tell you that Vera is in France by now.

Maybe you should go and say I after the French Open.

creep
May 21st, 2005, 08:00 PM
creep:

I am laughing!

I have to tell you that Vera is in France by now.

Maybe you should go and say I after the French Open.

I call her Vera affectionately after Vera the tennis player. I never said she was the ďReal VeraĒ. Now I do wish she were, but sadly sheís not. I was about to explain this. Because I got to chat to her today (I think she now has a crush on me) and I was about to tell you what she said.

Knizzle
May 21st, 2005, 08:26 PM
creep :haha: I can appreciate this type of trolling. Hilarious.

squash
May 21st, 2005, 08:33 PM
I knew you really did not mean Vera Zv.

It's still very funny, thanks for the laugh.

creep
May 21st, 2005, 08:52 PM
I knew you really did not mean Vera Zv.

It's still very funny, thanks for the laugh.


Yes I know what you meant. No worries.

When I knocked on the door there was no answer, I knew Vera was at home. So I decided to take a chance and go around the back. I thought maybe if I could get her attention I could find out her name. I had guessed by now that she wasnít really the Vera from the WTA tour.

So I made my way to the back of the house. I shouted up her back passage ďIs there anybody there?Ē and she replied ďCome in if you like Iím all aloneĒ so I opened the latch of that gate and made my way in. She smiled and I handed her the box of chocolates as a welcoming gift. ďAre these for me - she inquired?Ē yes I said ďDo you always give candy to girls you donít know she asked?Ē only once I said, but that was when I entered the ladies toilets by mistake when I was on holiday. (But thatís another story and the travel firm pressed no charges after the inquiry).I asked her what her name was and you will never guess?!?!? Sheís also called Vera! Her full name is Vera Lynn Guini.

When I told her that she was the spitting image of one of my favourite tennis players she just smiled and asked me her name. I told her all about Vera, but just when the conversation was getting interesting her mother came home and she had to go visit relatives. But on Monday sheís coming around to my home to watch the tennis with me. And Iím going to show her my tennis photographs. So Iím very excited and looking forward to her visit.

Btw she's 18. So everything so far is legal.