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spiceboy
May 2nd, 2005, 10:25 PM
Anti-Masturbation Advert Click Here to see (http://www.m90.org/./gallery/video/strokeme0-1263.wmv)

You'd think Jesus would get over it by now, I mean he's been crying 24/7 for thousands of years now...

PS.. 12 Disciples & Jesus wearing dresses.. your not telling me thats not a Holy Orgy waiting to happen :devil: :devil:

shap_half
May 2nd, 2005, 10:33 PM
lol
omg, americans are among the most sexually repressed people in the world.

JenFan75
May 2nd, 2005, 10:44 PM
o_o...omg wtf?!

Stupid religion.

alexusjonesfan
May 2nd, 2005, 10:45 PM
umm err, it's a joke advert

Cariaoke
May 2nd, 2005, 10:55 PM
Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression. :yeah:

the jamierbelyea
May 2nd, 2005, 11:01 PM
Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression. :yeah:

I think among the "modern" countries, we're certainly up there though.

ASV_FAN
May 2nd, 2005, 11:04 PM
In that case I don't think Jesus likes me very much. I upset him multiple times a day...

Cariaoke
May 2nd, 2005, 11:18 PM
I think among the "modern" countries, we're certainly up there though.
We might be sexually modest in public but everybody's a freak in their own bedrooms.

Actually, I take that back. Those idiots that were offended by Janet's boob do not represent me. The majority of people didn't think it was a big deal. Which begs the question was it the boob itself or who the boob belonged to. But I'm not going there. :angel:

We have our brothels, strip clubs, sex clubs, BDSM clubs, fetish clubs, escort services, etc. The only difference I've seen from traveling through Europe and such is that the open viewing of naked bodies, i.e. showing naked bodies on broadcast TV is seen as normal. There's no shame attached.

Americans still have a lot of Victorian ideas when it comes to nudity and sex but it has no effect on the birth rate or any other signs that people have a problem with having sex. Sex is selling freaking body spray. The "repression" label is a myth, pure and simple.

selking
May 2nd, 2005, 11:20 PM
Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression. :yeah:

we also have a weeks worth of coverage over seeing a nipple on televison.

Cariaoke
May 2nd, 2005, 11:24 PM
we also have a weeks worth of coverage over seeing a nipple on televison.
it was more than a week. :)

I argue there was something else behind nipplegate. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

shap_half
May 2nd, 2005, 11:26 PM
Americans sexually repressed?

The porn industry is doing very well.

Births are at an all-time high.

More people are out of the closet and are willing to explore their sexuality.

Yep, the definition of sexual repression. :yeah:

Americans against Masturbation?

Bans on Same sex marriage?

FCC outrage over Janet's breast?

Ok maybe repressed isn't the best word I could've chosen, but Americans are so conservative when it comes to sexuality.

kiwifan
May 2nd, 2005, 11:28 PM
:yawn:

alexusjonesfan
May 2nd, 2005, 11:34 PM
Americans against Masturbation?


Bans on Same sex marriage?


FCC outrage over Janet's breast?


one of these things is not like the others http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/whistling.gif

Wigglytuff
May 3rd, 2005, 02:49 AM
ok this ad is clearly a joke....and not a very good one i might add.

decemberlove
May 3rd, 2005, 03:40 AM
it was more than a week. :)

I argue there was something else behind nipplegate. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

what about the people who flip out when women breastfeed in public?

i disagree with you here. people are repressed, that's why porn does so well. they don't want to deal with their fantasies in their relationships... thats why they watch so much porn/fuck whores etc. they are too afraid to open up about their weird shit.

can't even wear a fucking thong bikini to the beach without getting a fine, or let the titties get a kiss from the sun [which i do anyway :devil: ]...

Da Bizzness
May 3rd, 2005, 03:43 AM
well, i apologize to jeezus. but i still gotta get my jerk on 3 times a day. lol that aint too much, is it?

decemberlove
May 3rd, 2005, 08:27 AM
three times is an awfully lot. is that a 7 days a week type thing?

~ The Leopard ~
May 3rd, 2005, 10:10 AM
I'd say that 3 times a day seven days a week is typical for the average 15-16 y.o. male. It's a bit on the low side if anything. One advantage of getting older is that you don't have to do this quite as much ... leaving more time for other things, such B & D sessions with pretty little bi girls from America. That's assuming there are takers, of course. :devil:

Da Bizzness
May 3rd, 2005, 10:13 AM
three times is an awfully lot. is that a 7 days a week type thing?
no, not really 7 days a week. i might have a break every now and then. lol

i can't help it, i'm a horny man. i love it in the morning when i wake up, in the afternoon, and at night. :shrug:

i can go for a couple hours at night.

Paneru
May 3rd, 2005, 02:40 PM
Americans against Masturbation?

Bans on Same sex marriage?

FCC outrage over Janet's breast?

Ok maybe repressed isn't the best word I could've chosen, but Americans are so conservative when it comes to sexuality.

Not in my opinion!

I think some of the most conservative people and we've
seen in are the biggest freaks behind closed doors and
under the darkness of night all the while putting up a
front in public.

Hypocrits.


But that's just me. :lol:

SelesFan70
May 3rd, 2005, 03:37 PM
Anti-Masturbation Advert Click Here to see (http://www.m90.org/./gallery/video/strokeme0-1263.wmv)

You'd think Jesus would get over it by now, I mean he's been crying 24/7 for thousands of years now...

PS.. 12 Disciples & Jesus wearing dresses.. your not telling me thats not a Holy Orgy waiting to happen :devil: :devil:


Since he died on the cross for my sins, and he's god, so he knew I was gonna do all this anyways it's perfectly okay....right? :confused: :tape:

Circe
May 3rd, 2005, 05:03 PM
what about the people who flip out when women breastfeed in public?

i disagree with you here. people are repressed, that's why porn does so well. they don't want to deal with their fantasies in their relationships... thats why they watch so much porn/fuck whores etc. they are too afraid to open up about their weird shit.

can't even wear a fucking thong bikini to the beach without getting a fine, or let the titties get a kiss from the sun [which i do anyway :devil: ]...

you get fined for that? you'd think they ought to be thanking you on bended knees!