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Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 04:47 PM
Not sure why...:sad:

Mase
Jan 24th, 2005, 04:50 PM
I guess because I havent been around?? :sad:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 04:52 PM
I guess because I havent been around?? :sad:
Yes, I think it needs therapy...:(

Mase
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:00 PM
You know I love some mouth to.... :drool::lick:

kabuki
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Not sure why...:sad:

Look who it has to hang out with. (Or, rather, hang from) :lol: ;)

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Maybe we should get a thread going for depressed penis and vaginas? :shrug:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:34 PM
Look who hang from :lol: ;)
Why did you have to bring your ass into this? :rolleyes:

kabuki
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:38 PM
Why did you have to bring your ass into this? :rolleyes:

Touchy, touchy. Remind me not to joke with you on Mondays.

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:40 PM
Touchy, touchy. Remind me not to joke with you on Mondays.
Whose joking? Isn't it usually hanging from your ass? ;)

kabuki
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:44 PM
Whose joking? Isn't it usually hanging from your ass? ;)

Baby, I know I'm tight and all, but a toothpick would fall out, not hang out, of my hot ass. :p

tennisIlove09
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:45 PM
mine's not depressed....mine's sore and tired :tape:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:46 PM
Baby, I know I'm tight and all, but a toothpick would fall out, not hang out, of my hot ass. :p
Trust and believe that I am no tooth pick...and you know this...:cool:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:46 PM
mine's not depressed....mine's sore and tired :tape:
That's prolly why mine is depressed...:(

kabuki
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:46 PM
Trust and believe that I am no tooth pick...and you know this...:cool:

:kiss:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:48 PM
:kiss:
I thaught so...:cool:

:kiss:

tennisIlove09
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:57 PM
That's prolly why mine is depressed...:(
well last night we had a good workout ;)

backhanddtl4
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:58 PM
Cam'ron must have a big one. *wink*

tennisIlove09
Jan 24th, 2005, 06:06 PM
haven't you heard? when he's done with you...you can't walk straight ;) :drool:

Mase
Jan 24th, 2005, 06:07 PM
well last night we had a good workout ;)
:eek::eek::drool:

Shuji Shuriken
Jan 24th, 2005, 07:37 PM
Maybe I can help him cheer up :hearts:. He can pick cherries from my backyard anytime he wants to :kiss:. Better?

patricio
Jan 24th, 2005, 07:46 PM
OHH god some guys here need to get some sex urgently!

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:25 PM
you just need to do some batting practice :kiss:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:32 PM
you just need to do some batting practice :kiss:
Sally, your cabana boi is at your service...:worship:

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:33 PM
Sally, your cabana boi is at your service...:worship:
I'm not really into the strap on scene but I'm sure we can work something out :angel:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:35 PM
I'm not really into the strap on scene but I'm sure we can work something out :angel::eek: :eek: I dont take, Sally...remember?...I do you and you pay...:p

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:39 PM
:eek: :eek: I dont take, Sally...remember?...I do you and you pay...:p

Oh all right. I'll pay some hot young stud to let you do him and I'll watch. I suppose we'd have to go out to Vegas for that to be legal. It'll be a blast.

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:42 PM
Oh all right. I'll pay some hot young stud to let you do him and I'll watch. I suppose we'd have to go out to Vegas for that to be legal. It'll be a blast.
Will you use the Save the Children Jet? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:43 PM
of course babe ;)

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:48 PM
You know, we may not even have to go to Vegas for this to happen. I'm sure we can find some homeless guy on the streets of New York and fix him all up for you. It'll be like Queer Eye for the Homeless Guy. Well Sally's Eye for the Homeless Guy. I'm really into home renovation lately. This can be my next project.

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:49 PM
You know, we may not even have to go to Vegas for this to happen. I'm sure we can find some homeless guy on the streets of New York and fix him all up for you. It'll be like Queer Eye for the Homeless Guy. Well Sally's Eye for the Homeless Guy. I'm really into home renovation lately. This can be my next project.
Cam dont do homeless...:o Get me Usher...you have the pull :o

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:50 PM
has that alleged Usher sex tape come out yet?

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:52 PM
has that alleged Usher sex tape come out yet?
Not sure...but let's make our own...You ARE the fucking Sally Struthers...;)

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:53 PM
Nice here's a description:

The tape is said to have been made when he was 19. According to a source who has seen the tape, the then-up-and-coming singer was introduced to the two women by the owner of a club where he performed.

"The club owner wanted to show his gratitude," the source tells us. "So he hooked him up with these ladies."

A portion of the tape, which we viewed exclusively, shows a naked woman moaning, "Ush," while TLC's "Waterfalls" plays in the background. (You'll recall that Usher used to date TLC's Rozonda (Chilli) Thomas.)

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:53 PM
I guess he'll be saying "Cam" once I hook the two of you up.

Sally Struthers
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:56 PM
or maybe you'll be the one moaning "Ush" .. "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhh" :haha:

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 24th, 2005, 08:57 PM
or maybe you'll be the one moaning "Ush" .. "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhh" :haha:
That'll work...:D

CondiLicious
Jan 25th, 2005, 01:18 AM
My whole frickin body is depressed. Right now I just want to... disappear.

blah

Yonge
Jan 25th, 2005, 02:06 AM
haven't you heard? when he's done with you...you can't walk straight ;) :drool:

Well if you're a guy and you let him do it to you, then that means you can't really walk straight in the first place.

Come-on-kim
Jan 25th, 2005, 06:35 AM
Why boys can't just live without sex? :rolleyes: :p I haven't had sex for more than a month due to my exams and it's ok :p I do with it, I keep going :p

mandy7
Jan 25th, 2005, 08:22 AM
Why boys can't just live without sex? :rolleyes: :p I haven't had sex for more than a month due to my exams and it's ok :p I do with it, I keep going :p
same reason girls can't!
cause it's gooooooooooooooooooooooood :D
and poor you by the way
i'd get frustrated if i were you :lol:

Come-on-kim
Jan 25th, 2005, 09:32 AM
same reason girls can't!
cause it's gooooooooooooooooooooooood :D
and poor you by the way
i'd get frustrated if i were you :lol:
Yeah it's good but I am not a animal :p I can wait :lol: I just hope my bf could wait as well :fiery:

It's just a matter on knowing where your priorities are :p I prefer not having sex for 1 month now and having sex everyday on a beach in Hawai when I'll have a good job and earn a lot of money thanks to my studies :p ;)

mandy7
Jan 25th, 2005, 10:14 AM
Yeah it's good but I am not a animal :p I can wait :lol: I just hope my bf could wait as well :fiery:

It's just a matter on knowing where your priorities are :p I prefer not having sex for 1 month now and having sex everyday on a beach in Hawai when I'll have a good job and earn a lot of money thanks to my studies :p ;)
haha, you can have both you know! :lol:

SilK
Jan 25th, 2005, 02:43 PM
Not sure why...:sad:

you should start a Penis-Diary... :tape:
I heard that might help! :p

Andy_
Jan 25th, 2005, 02:49 PM
you should start a Penis-Diary... :tape:
I heard that might help! :p
Cam, you should try and write 'The penis monologues' ;) :lol:

mandy7
Jan 25th, 2005, 09:33 PM
the penis monologues?
oh, that will not be good :p

SilK
Jan 25th, 2005, 10:04 PM
Well, me and Cam's dick are slightly familiar with each other... as in, I know it takes about 6 PM's to show me the entire picture of it! :tape:

So it might be good in Cam's case Mandy! :p

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 26th, 2005, 12:32 AM
Well, me and Cam's dick are slightly familiar with each other... as in, I know it takes about 6 PM's to show me the entire picture of it! :tape:

So it might be good in Cam's case Mandy! :p

Oh stop...you flatter me...:o

mandy7
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:34 AM
Well, me and Cam's dick are slightly familiar with each other... as in, I know it takes about 6 PM's to show me the entire picture of it! :tape:

So it might be good in Cam's case Mandy! :ponly 6? :rolleyes:

:lol: :p

patricio
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:54 PM
Oh stop...you flatter me...:o
Oh I thought you sent me half a PM last week to show it and it had space to spare.

Cam'ron Giles
Jan 26th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Oh I thought you sent me half a PM last week to show it and it had space to spare.
:armed: Lies...Lies...:mad:

Bacardi
Jan 26th, 2005, 09:49 PM
Reminds me of the time that one of the chicks from 'Sex in the City' had a depressed PUSSY :haha: :lol:

Sally Struthers
Jan 26th, 2005, 09:54 PM
Reminds me of the time that one of the chicks from 'Sex in the City' had a depressed PUSSY :haha: :lol:

I can relate to that :tape:

mandy7
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:20 PM
:armed: Lies...Lies...:mad:
yeah okay, we need some proof i guess :p

Bacardi
Jan 26th, 2005, 11:23 PM
I can relate to that :tape:

Mine was depressed up until yesterday, it hadn't seen action in like 2 weeks :tape:

Oh Sal, anything good on Angie and Brad in the new Enquirer? :D

patricio
Feb 2nd, 2005, 06:22 PM
Mine was depressed up until yesterday, it hadn't seen action in like 2 weeks :tape:

Oh Sal, anything good on Angie and Brad in the new Enquirer? :D
2 weeks? ohh thats hell

mandy7
Feb 2nd, 2005, 06:27 PM
everybody is okay now right?

Aretha Franklin
Feb 3rd, 2005, 05:05 AM
my vagina is fat

kabuki
Feb 3rd, 2005, 05:07 AM
my vagina is fat

:unsure: :scared: