I think my d!ck is depressed!!!!!

Not sure why...:sad:

I guess because I havent been around?? :sad:

I guess because I havent been around?? :sad:
Yes, I think it needs therapy...:(

You know I love some mouth to.... :drool::lick:

Not sure why...:sad:

Look who it has to hang out with. (Or, rather, hang from) :lol: ;)

Maybe we should get a thread going for depressed penis and vaginas? :shrug:

Look who hang from :lol: ;)
Why did you have to bring your ass into this? :rolleyes:

Why did you have to bring your ass into this? :rolleyes:

Touchy, touchy. Remind me not to joke with you on Mondays.

Touchy, touchy. Remind me not to joke with you on Mondays.
Whose joking? Isn't it usually hanging from your ass? ;)

Whose joking? Isn't it usually hanging from your ass? ;)

Baby, I know I'm tight and all, but a toothpick would fall out, not hang out, of my hot ass. :p

mine's not depressed....mine's sore and tired :tape:

Baby, I know I'm tight and all, but a toothpick would fall out, not hang out, of my hot ass. :p
Trust and believe that I am no tooth pick...and you know this...:cool:

mine's not depressed....mine's sore and tired :tape:
That's prolly why mine is depressed...:(

Trust and believe that I am no tooth pick...and you know this...:cool:

:kiss:

:kiss:
I thaught so...:cool:

:kiss:

That's prolly why mine is depressed...:(
well last night we had a good workout ;)

Cam'ron must have a big one. *wink*

haven't you heard? when he's done with you...you can't walk straight ;) :drool:

well last night we had a good workout ;)
:eek::eek::drool:

Maybe I can help him cheer up :hearts:. He can pick cherries from my backyard anytime he wants to :kiss:. Better?

OHH god some guys here need to get some sex urgently!

you just need to do some batting practice :kiss:

you just need to do some batting practice :kiss:
Sally, your cabana boi is at your service...:worship:

Sally, your cabana boi is at your service...:worship:
I'm not really into the strap on scene but I'm sure we can work something out :angel:

I'm not really into the strap on scene but I'm sure we can work something out :angel::eek: :eek: I dont take, Sally...remember?...I do you and you pay...:p

:eek: :eek: I dont take, Sally...remember?...I do you and you pay...:p

Oh all right. I'll pay some hot young stud to let you do him and I'll watch. I suppose we'd have to go out to Vegas for that to be legal. It'll be a blast.

Oh all right. I'll pay some hot young stud to let you do him and I'll watch. I suppose we'd have to go out to Vegas for that to be legal. It'll be a blast.
Will you use the Save the Children Jet? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

of course babe ;)

You know, we may not even have to go to Vegas for this to happen. I'm sure we can find some homeless guy on the streets of New York and fix him all up for you. It'll be like Queer Eye for the Homeless Guy. Well Sally's Eye for the Homeless Guy. I'm really into home renovation lately. This can be my next project.

You know, we may not even have to go to Vegas for this to happen. I'm sure we can find some homeless guy on the streets of New York and fix him all up for you. It'll be like Queer Eye for the Homeless Guy. Well Sally's Eye for the Homeless Guy. I'm really into home renovation lately. This can be my next project.
Cam dont do homeless...:o Get me Usher...you have the pull :o

has that alleged Usher sex tape come out yet?

has that alleged Usher sex tape come out yet?
Not sure...but let's make our own...You ARE the fucking Sally Struthers...;)

Nice here's a description:

The tape is said to have been made when he was 19. According to a source who has seen the tape, the then-up-and-coming singer was introduced to the two women by the owner of a club where he performed.

"The club owner wanted to show his gratitude," the source tells us. "So he hooked him up with these ladies."

A portion of the tape, which we viewed exclusively, shows a naked woman moaning, "Ush," while TLC's "Waterfalls" plays in the background. (You'll recall that Usher used to date TLC's Rozonda (Chilli) Thomas.)

I guess he'll be saying "Cam" once I hook the two of you up.

or maybe you'll be the one moaning "Ush" .. "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhh" :haha:

or maybe you'll be the one moaning "Ush" .. "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhh" :haha:
That'll work...:D

My whole frickin body is depressed. Right now I just want to... disappear.

blah

haven't you heard? when he's done with you...you can't walk straight ;) :drool:

Well if you're a guy and you let him do it to you, then that means you can't really walk straight in the first place.

Why boys can't just live without sex? :rolleyes: :p I haven't had sex for more than a month due to my exams and it's ok :p I do with it, I keep going :p

Why boys can't just live without sex? :rolleyes: :p I haven't had sex for more than a month due to my exams and it's ok :p I do with it, I keep going :p
same reason girls can't!
cause it's gooooooooooooooooooooooood :D
and poor you by the way
i'd get frustrated if i were you :lol:

same reason girls can't!
cause it's gooooooooooooooooooooooood :D
and poor you by the way
i'd get frustrated if i were you :lol:
Yeah it's good but I am not a animal :p I can wait :lol: I just hope my bf could wait as well :fiery:

It's just a matter on knowing where your priorities are :p I prefer not having sex for 1 month now and having sex everyday on a beach in Hawai when I'll have a good job and earn a lot of money thanks to my studies :p ;)

Yeah it's good but I am not a animal :p I can wait :lol: I just hope my bf could wait as well :fiery:

It's just a matter on knowing where your priorities are :p I prefer not having sex for 1 month now and having sex everyday on a beach in Hawai when I'll have a good job and earn a lot of money thanks to my studies :p ;)
haha, you can have both you know! :lol:

Not sure why...:sad:

you should start a Penis-Diary... :tape:
I heard that might help! :p

you should start a Penis-Diary... :tape:
I heard that might help! :p
Cam, you should try and write 'The penis monologues' ;) :lol:

the penis monologues?
oh, that will not be good :p

Well, me and Cam's dick are slightly familiar with each other... as in, I know it takes about 6 PM's to show me the entire picture of it! :tape:

So it might be good in Cam's case Mandy! :p

Well, me and Cam's dick are slightly familiar with each other... as in, I know it takes about 6 PM's to show me the entire picture of it! :tape:

So it might be good in Cam's case Mandy! :p

Oh stop...you flatter me...:o

Well, me and Cam's dick are slightly familiar with each other... as in, I know it takes about 6 PM's to show me the entire picture of it! :tape:

So it might be good in Cam's case Mandy! :ponly 6? :rolleyes:

:lol: :p

Oh stop...you flatter me...:o
Oh I thought you sent me half a PM last week to show it and it had space to spare.

Oh I thought you sent me half a PM last week to show it and it had space to spare.
:armed: Lies...Lies...:mad:

Reminds me of the time that one of the chicks from 'Sex in the City' had a depressed PUSSY :haha: :lol:

Reminds me of the time that one of the chicks from 'Sex in the City' had a depressed PUSSY :haha: :lol:

I can relate to that :tape:

:armed: Lies...Lies...:mad:
yeah okay, we need some proof i guess :p

I can relate to that :tape:

Mine was depressed up until yesterday, it hadn't seen action in like 2 weeks :tape:

Oh Sal, anything good on Angie and Brad in the new Enquirer? :D

Mine was depressed up until yesterday, it hadn't seen action in like 2 weeks :tape:

Oh Sal, anything good on Angie and Brad in the new Enquirer? :D
2 weeks? ohh thats hell

everybody is okay now right?

my vagina is fat

my vagina is fat

:unsure: :scared: