View Full Version : Punchlines to Lawyer Jokes

Jan 1st, 2005, 08:39 AM
(Yes, to me this is funny. :devil: Lord knows why.)

A good start.
Not enough sand.

His lips are moving.

"Sure, after the police leave."

Cut the rope.

"I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."


"What's the problem? Both of us are here."

How many can you afford?

New Jersey got to choose.

The diphthong.

A Doberman pinscher.

About five pounds, including the urn.

Shoot him before he hits the water.

It takes so many to make an ounce.

Your honor.

Accountants know they're boring.

An impossibility.

That bicycle might be yours!

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

People will try to avoid hitting a pothole.

The wheelbarrow.

It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim.