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Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 02:54 PM
we got married and have 3 kids,
3 lovely boys named bob is 8, bill is 6 and little ben is 3!
follow the real-life soap here!

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:00 PM
So you two got married when he was like 9 or 10 years old?:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:02 PM
lol
latest update, trying to adopt a girl, any candidates?

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:03 PM
lol
latest update, trying to adopt a girl, any candidates?
I have this baby girl named Heidi whose father is still unknown:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:03 PM
I thought we were getting a divorce :p
ah, but that was said in the 'it's not true' thread

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:04 PM
I have this baby girl named Heidi whose father is still unknown:pare there any pics available of little heidi? :bounce:

SK Fluffy
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:06 PM
ah, but that was said in the 'it's not true' thread
So was everything eles :haha:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:07 PM
are there any pics available of little heidi? :bounce:
Not at the moment. She's the cutest looking girl I've ever seen!

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:08 PM
Me :p
Nah, that I'm sure ain't:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:11 PM
adopt me :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Yes it is!
No it isn't:p I'm sure we need a more intimate relationship to get me pregnant!:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:13 PM
adopt me :p
No:p According to Barrie you are my dad:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:13 PM
adopt me :p
would you fit in our happy familylife?
and how old are you?

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:14 PM
would you fit in our happy familylife?
and how old are you?

very old, almost eighty :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:14 PM
No:p According to Barrie you are my dad:p

wth? :p

screw you :p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:14 PM
No it isn't:p I'm sure we need a more intimate relationship to get me pregnant!:p
so it isn't you he cheated me with?

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:14 PM
wth? :p

screw you :p

shit, incest :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:15 PM
wth? :p

screw you :p
He never said that actually, but Ellen is my mom:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:16 PM
so it isn't you he cheated me with?
No:p I don't even know him:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:17 PM
He never said that actually, but Ellen is my mom:p

:mad: no she's not :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:17 PM
shit, incest :p
Sounds like some porn movie title:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:18 PM
:mad: no she's not :p
OK so you cheated with some other person?:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:18 PM
No:p I don't even know him:p
ok, so we can still be friends then, actually we're still looking for godparents for little ben, interested?

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:19 PM
OK so you cheated with some other person?:p

you're adopted; none of us is your mom :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:19 PM
I'm sure you need to have had sex to be pregnant also :p
That I have:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:20 PM
That I have:p

with who? :scared:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:20 PM
ok, so we can still be friends then, actually we're still looking for godparents for little ben, interested?
Umm...if I was the godmother, who would be the godfather?:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:21 PM
you're adopted; none of us is your mom :p
But!!!!!!!!:p We've had some DNA test:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:21 PM
Umm...if I was the godmother, who would be the godfather?:p

the other side of you :p (i don't mean dougie :p)

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:22 PM
:eek: with who?

she's lying :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:22 PM
Do you and Majo have to ask the same question?:p With too many people:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:22 PM
But!!!!!!!!:p We've had some DNA test:p

it failed :p

how would you explain your skin colour? :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:22 PM
the other side of you :p (i don't mean dougie :p)
You mean...the normal Ting?:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:23 PM
Do you and Majo have to ask the same question?:p With too many people:p

but not with mine! :p

dream on :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:23 PM
You mean...the normal Ting?:p

yes :p

and actually some people have two godmothers instead of one of each :p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:23 PM
doug, what are we gonna eat tonight?

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:23 PM
she's lying :p
Why would I lie about it!:p You want names? I have plenty!:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:24 PM
I know ;)

me too :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:24 PM
Why would I lie about it!:p You want names? I have plenty!:p

Santa Clause
The Munchkins
The 7 Dwarfs

need i go on? :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:25 PM
Godmother and godfather dont even have to know each other!
That's hot...means the godfather could be some aussie guy then:drool:

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:26 PM
That's hot...means the godfather could be some aussie guy then:drool:

lleys? :rolleyes:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:26 PM
it failed :p

how would you explain your skin colour? :p
Something went wrong...Ellen was ill or something:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:26 PM
That's hot...means the godfather could be some aussie guy then:drool:
could be, so you will be godmother?

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:27 PM
but not with mine! :p

dream on :p
I only do guys:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:27 PM
Something went wrong...Ellen was ill or something:p

no! ellen doesn't get ill, she's too strong :mad: :p

you're adopted, face it! :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:27 PM
I only do guys:p

good, mine's mine to keep then :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:27 PM
I know ;)
Teenagers, they think they know everyone, if I was Douggie's father, I'd show him who's boss:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:28 PM
yes :p

and actually some people have two godmothers instead of one of each :p
The normal Ting is male:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:29 PM
Santa Clause
The Munchkins
The 7 Dwarfs

need i go on? :p
Prince Charming:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:29 PM
The normal Ting is male:p

oh, good for her :p

she's two in one then, she can fertilize herself :p like snails do :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:30 PM
The normal Ting is male:p

thát hot stud :rolleyes: :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:31 PM
lleys? :rolleyes:
Not interested in him:p Plenty more hotter aussies out there:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:32 PM
Roast CooLilMeanie :lick:
Mashed CooLilMeanie is more tasty!

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:33 PM
Mashed CooLilMeanie is more tasty!

:puke: :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:33 PM
could be, so you will be godmother?
Do I get paid for this? Like by reps?:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:33 PM
Do I get paid for this? Like by reps?:p

whore :p


(repwhore.....)

:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:34 PM
no! ellen doesn't get ill, she's too strong :mad: :p

you're adopted, face it! :p
No I'm not:angel: You evil heartless father!:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:35 PM
No I'm not:angel: You evil heartless father!:p

this hurts, as your second mum, to be called dad :sad:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:35 PM
good, mine's mine to keep then :p
Yes please yourself:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:35 PM
and you WERE adopted!! :p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:35 PM
Do I get paid for this? Like by reps?:p
absolutely!

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:36 PM
Yes please yourself:p

not myself :p my lover :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:36 PM
dinnertime :wavey:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:36 PM
oh, good for her :p

she's two in one then, she can fertilize herself :p like snails do :p
Does that mean I can have sex with myself:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:38 PM
thát hot stud :rolleyes: :p
Uh huh:p OMG imagine me walking through the machine at Heathrow:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:39 PM
:puke: :p
I already told you to type that smiley right in another thread!:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:40 PM
whore :p


(repwhore.....)

:p
chaotic's husband seems to be more of one!:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:42 PM
this hurts, as your second mum, to be called dad :sad:
But...I'm so proud coz my mom/dad looks like Kim Clijsters!!!:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:42 PM
chaotic's husband seems to be more of one!:p
stay away from my hubby, we just sorted things out about his cheating

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:43 PM
absolutely!
OK what's the wage then:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:44 PM
not myself :p my lover :p
Can I please her too:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:46 PM
dinnertime :wavey:
Finally!:p

Btw I really need a life, I was here when you went to have lunch too:o

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:46 PM
OK what's the wage then:p
that's a topic to talk about!

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:48 PM
stay away from my hubby, we just sorted things out about his cheating
He would sleep with every poster who made him 100 million, 200 million, 300 millions, etc.:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:49 PM
Chaotic wants another baby :baby:
You keep a farm of kids or something?:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:49 PM
that's a topic to talk about!
I want at least 20 million points per week:p

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:50 PM
I just want a girl, after 3 boys!

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:52 PM
I just want a girl, after 3 boys!
Heidi is everything you need!:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 03:53 PM
So I see I got my wage for the first week:p Can I ask for a rise?:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:00 PM
But...I'm so proud coz my mom/dad looks like Kim Clijsters!!!:p

*slap*

*puts you in the corner*

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Can I please her too:p

no!

well, maybe with pressies :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Finally!:p

Btw I really need a life, I was here when you went to have lunch too:o

i know :p

get a life! :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:13 PM
*slap*

*puts you in the corner*
She does look like Kim Clijsters:awww::crying2:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:14 PM
no!

well, maybe with pressies :p
I'll send her a CD of welsh folk songs:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:15 PM
i know :p

get a life! :p
*gets one* There you go mommy:baby:

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:15 PM
She does look like Kim Clijsters:awww::crying2:

she does not!
and your mum didn't say that! :p

whats kim clijsters in chinese anyway :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:16 PM
I agree! :p
HOGE VIJF!

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:16 PM
I'll send her a CD of welsh folk songs:p

oh, she'll be ever so pleased :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:16 PM
*gets one* There you go mommy:baby:

well done *pats ting* :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:17 PM
HOGE VIJF!

and all the dutchies laugh with you :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:19 PM
she does not!
and your mum didn't say that! :p

whats kim clijsters in chinese anyway :p
金·克里斯特尔斯:p And she did!:p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:20 PM
金·克里斯特尔斯:p And she did!:p

:haha: :haha:

chinees japanees kongolees plattekees! :p

she so did not :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:21 PM
oh, she'll be ever so pleased :p
Please don't thank me:angel:

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:21 PM
*spanks Ting* :p

oh no, you're not spanking my lil' baby :p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:22 PM
and all the dutchies laugh with you :p
Who cares about the dutchies:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:24 PM
*spanks Ting* :p
Oi I'm taken:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:26 PM
:haha: :haha:

chinees japanees kongolees plattekees! :p

she so did not :p
Did:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:27 PM
oh no, you're not spanking my lil' baby :p
Mom:crying2::awww::sobbing:

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:28 PM
Who cares about the dutchies:p

you do!!!! :p

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:30 PM
By whom? :p

:secret: by Douglas :secret:

Majo
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:31 PM
Mom:crying2::awww::sobbing:

but...

I'm protecting you :awww:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:34 PM
By whom? :p
One of those guys I mentioned in the convo:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:36 PM
you do!!!! :p
OK except Baak maybe:p

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:36 PM
:secret: by Douglas :secret:
When:eek:

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 04:37 PM
but...

I'm protecting you :awww:
Please do:awww:

Grohl
Dec 26th, 2004, 06:01 PM
just to let you know, the kids ate

Ting
Dec 26th, 2004, 11:24 PM
just to let you know, the kids ate
What did they eat? (I'm only asking coz of Heidi btw:p) And I've just told people that there are currently three lil Dr.Evil Doogie and told them to watch out:p

Grohl
Dec 27th, 2004, 01:37 PM
they ate just a sandwish, doug refused to go to the shop

Ting
Dec 27th, 2004, 02:17 PM
How lazy!