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JennyS
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:36 PM
Check this one out!

"The war against terrorism (and meaning Homeland Security) and moral issues, namely same sex-marriage, ie nuptials between lesbians (Cheney’s daughter is one and Capriati, Navratilova – tennis superstars – and many more and the homosexuals in males), and abortion etc. were the issues."

http://independent-bangladesh.com/news/dec/08/08122004op.htm

This sentence was not written well, but it's still hilarious.

DevilishAttitude
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:39 PM
:eek: :lol: :haha:

Jennifer is everything but a homosexual ;)

soos n the sis
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:42 PM
that is fucked up!!!

hello jennyS

there's gotta be something we can do warn the Independent, to make them change that. Jen should sue those bastards

soos n the sis
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:44 PM
I agree Devillishattitude... she's had boyfriends.

Doraemon
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:45 PM
Maybe some ppl assume she's one because of her looks.

*abby*
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:45 PM
omg has she not told u yet?jennifer and i have been a couple for quite some time now...we tried to keep it hush hush but u no wot the press r like :p ;)

*abby*
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:46 PM
wot hav her looks got 2 do wiv anythin?jennifer is gorgeous!unlike some :tape:

JennyS
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:55 PM
I don't think a person can look gay. But if we're going by stereotypes, Jen doesn't look or dress like a lesbian.

http://www.sport-magazin.ch/Magazin_0701/x/capriati.jpg

http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/504/21238536969capriati.jpg

Doraemon
Dec 8th, 2004, 05:57 PM
She would be an awsome look woman without that looooooooong chin.

Grohl
Dec 8th, 2004, 06:53 PM
I agree Devillishattitude... she's had boyfriends.
does it mean that because a girl has had boyfriends, she can't be a lesbian?

Jeff
Dec 8th, 2004, 08:10 PM
It's a bit odd that the article chose to use Navratilova and "Capriati" as the two examples of lesbians, out of all the famous lesbians in the world.

Cam'ron Giles
Dec 8th, 2004, 08:31 PM
Damn, you would think they called her a suicide bomber...:rolleyes: It's not exactly an insult to be called gay you know...I am mistaken for straight (I get hit on by women everyday)...should I be pissed and threaten to sue?

griffin
Dec 8th, 2004, 08:37 PM
Getting beat up is not the same as getting "hit on," Cam ;)

(the error is kinda boring, but the reactions, now those are hillarious :lol: )

HectorMagnus
Dec 8th, 2004, 08:38 PM
:haha: LOL

what will be next? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: stupid journalists..... :o

Cam'ron Giles
Dec 8th, 2004, 08:39 PM
Getting beat up is not the same as getting "hit on," Cam ;)


Who told? Damn...I share too much on this board...:scared:

Linnie
Dec 8th, 2004, 08:58 PM
I can think of worse things to be called ;)

icequeen
Dec 8th, 2004, 09:25 PM
Damn, you would think they called her a suicide bomber...:rolleyes: It's not exactly an insult to be called gay you know...I am mistaken for straight (I get hit on by women everyday)...should I be pissed and threaten to sue?

No it's not an insult but they are wrong because she is not gay, I don't think.

faboozadoo15
Dec 8th, 2004, 09:30 PM
I can think of worse things to be called ;)
for sure... but it's probably an error nonethless. it would be like calling navratilova a heterosexual-- not a "diss" by any means, but an error. i don't think anyone's saying "omG, how could anyone let this happen?!?!?!" but i think the reaction is a bit surprised and finding humor in it bc of the top 10 i think jenn would compete with having the most (in #) heterosexual relationships.
not saying she's 100% not a lesbian though either, in case that's what you believe ;)

pav
Dec 8th, 2004, 09:40 PM
So Jen Jen's a Lessie
once the news was confirmed
Denise started crying, and old Stefano squirmed
the family is upset, You could say in a state
but I'm more worried about the one Jen will take for a mate

For if the new sexual experience dosen't live up to expectation
We all know how Jen could react in this situation
Jen's got a good grasp of english,when She's coming on strong
She'll use the best Anglo-saxon to tell Her where She's gone wrong
and what will the poor Girl say, after this one-sided debate?
She'll say "f*ck You Capriati! You've just turned Me to go straight!"

HectorMagnus
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:15 AM
So Jen Jen's a Lessie
once the news was confirmed
Denise started crying, and old Stefano squirmed
the family is upset, You could say in a state
but I'm more worried about the one Jen will take for a mate

For if the new sexual experience dosen't live up to expectation
We all know how Jen could react in this situation
Jen's got a good grasp of english,when She's coming on strong
She'll use the best Anglo-saxon to tell Her where She's gone wrong
and what will the poor Girl say, after this one-sided debate?
She'll say "f*ck You Capriati! You've just turned Me to go straight!"


:haha: :haha: :haha:

sabandborg
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:28 AM
Slams on your resume` ---> make love to who you want to! Jennifer maybe whatever -----> aint be carin', who she bedding!

sixfeetfree
Dec 9th, 2004, 05:39 AM
Getting beat up is not the same as getting "hit on," Cam

LMFAO