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AjdeNate!
Nov 17th, 2004, 04:50 PM
Probably posted before, but some are funny.






Constipated People Don't Give A crap.


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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.


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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.


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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.


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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.


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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.


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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.


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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?


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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.


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Illiterate? Write For Help.


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Honk If Anything Falls Off.


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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.


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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost,


But Miles From The Next Exit.


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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.


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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!


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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.


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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!


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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)


If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...


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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.



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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My


Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?


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Body! By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.


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Boldly Going Nowhere.


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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.


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Heart Attacks . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.


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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.


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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He


Admits He is Lost?


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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.


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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.


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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :




"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

bis2806
Nov 17th, 2004, 04:57 PM
"All Men are animals, some just make better pets" :lol: