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Pureracket
Nov 8th, 2004, 05:01 PM
http://www.q100atl.com/bertshow/images/marthastewart.jpg Martha Stewart Battles It Out In Prison
After only three weeks in prison, the guards had to be called to break up a vicious fight between Martha Stewart and her bunkmate. Both inmates were sent to the lieutenant's office to be reprimanded. This is reportedly the third time Martha has been disciplined in three weeks. The information comes from a former prisoner recently released from Alderson Federal Prison. According to the source, Martha's biggest problem is her arrogance. The third day after she arrived, she walked into the TV room where several prisoners were watching a football game. Without asking, she immediately changed the station. One inmate was so angry, she jumped up in Martha's face and screamed, "[Expletive], I ought to kill you!"

DelMonte
Nov 8th, 2004, 05:04 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: Is this for real?

grmbl
Nov 8th, 2004, 05:06 PM
:lol:

AjdeNate!
Nov 8th, 2004, 05:08 PM
She'll probably whip up a caramel torte as a peace offering.

Cam'ron Giles
Nov 8th, 2004, 05:18 PM
This is not real...:haha: :haha:

Paneru
Nov 8th, 2004, 06:15 PM
This is not real...:haha: :haha:
But it's hilarious! :haha:

Martha's gonna beat those bitches down! :devil:

Paldias
Nov 8th, 2004, 06:32 PM
Fight Martha (HOMEMAKER) you can do this. :tape: :haha:

harloo
Nov 8th, 2004, 06:40 PM
Fight Martha (HOMEMAKER) you can do this. :tape: :haha:
Martha is good with her hands, so I know she can slice a bitch.:lol:

Helen Lawson
Nov 8th, 2004, 06:41 PM
Well, I know Martha pretty well and those women better be careful in prison. Martha's not sugar and spice and everything nice when she wants something or is pissed of. And basically, she's a lot of both these days, so steer clear!

Sally Struthers
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:26 PM
I agree. Those women don't know what they're messing with. Martha has tons of money. She can have you and your whole family killed and ruin your credit forever in the blink of an eye.

CooCooCachoo
Nov 8th, 2004, 08:47 PM
:haha: This is funny :)

That teaches her for behaving egotistically ;)

jenny161185
Nov 8th, 2004, 10:55 PM
how much time is she serving in jail?

Berlin_Calling
Nov 9th, 2004, 03:37 AM
they have TV in prison? what next, computers? :lol:

Jarrett
Nov 9th, 2004, 05:16 AM
they have TV in prison? what next, computers? :lol:
I actually think they have those too.

Crazy Canuck
Nov 9th, 2004, 05:33 AM
They certainly do... where do you think we get half our posters? ;)

Pureracket
Nov 9th, 2004, 05:50 AM
They certainly do... where do you think we get half our posters? ;):lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Crazy Canuck
Nov 9th, 2004, 05:58 AM
(the other half post from the asylum, where they also have computers)

Shenanigans
Nov 9th, 2004, 07:03 AM
:haha: Martha will work the press. Prisoner Cell Block H fans will know, she is the new Bea!

chapel
Nov 9th, 2004, 09:20 AM
she never stops to amaze me. .....wow!