View Full Version : Sally's National Enquirer Recap of the Week #2

Sally Struthers
Nov 4th, 2004, 08:17 PM
I just got my National Enquirer in this week.. here's the scoop:

Michael Jackson is being sued by an ex-pal who threatens to write a tell all book

Lindsay Lohan is spinning out of control and smashed her BMW into a guardrail

Rosie Odonnell says Star Jones lost her weight from surgery and implies that her fiance is gay

Joey Lawrence is getting divorced

Big story on Jack Nicolson's love life

OJ Simpson busted by the IRS

Article on Streisand being fat and gaining 30 pounds since labor day

Julia Roberts pregnancy scare

The Nick/Jessica/stripper thing

Liza is out of control abd boozing again

here's her picture...

Helen Lawson
Nov 4th, 2004, 08:24 PM
I'd only give this one a B-. Without the photos of Barbra looking fat and Liza getting drunk and telling everyone at a honkey-tonk NC bar that she's broke, living month to month, and doesn't know where next month's rent check is coming from, this one would have been a C.

Sal, I got mine like on Monday and usually I get them REALLY late!

Sally Struthers
Nov 4th, 2004, 08:33 PM
damn... now I'm the one getting them late