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Helas
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:10 PM
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1250948.jpg Jessica and Nick


Porn Star's Lesbian Show



Jessica Simpson's husband Nick Lachey has been accused of cheating on her with a porn star.

Two US publications claimed he had sex with Jessica Jaymes at a stag night party.



The celebrity couple have rocketed to stardom, baring the most private moments of their celebrity marriage in the television series Newlyweds.

Star magazine and the National Enquirer both claimed Lachey frolicked with Jaymes at a party for his sound engineer friend Sean Sullivan.

Jaymes admitted Lachey had watched her indulge in a lesbian sex show - but denied anything else happened.

She said: "I was hired to perform at a bachelor party. And yes, Nick Lachey was there.

"I did a girl-on-girl show with another porn star, whose name I don't know.

"The guys are allowed to put money on me, and Nick put some money on me and that's about it. I went home with my bodyguard later that night." Lachey's spokesperson also denied the allegations, saying: "Nick was there, but he didn't do anything wrong. These claims are completely false."
http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1157479,00.html

AjdeNate!
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:13 PM
It was he did with me after the chick-on-chick action that Jess should be worried about... :angel: ;)

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:13 PM
I think this has to be untrue. If the porn star did have sex with him why would she deny it? She could get a lot more money out of the whole thing by saying she did have sex with him or better yet was sexually assaulted. Not that Sally condones that sort of thing but purely from a business angle it works better.

Kitty Alexander
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:16 PM
Darlings let me tell you something...this is crap...Jessica is upset by this IM going to have to call her, and after explaining who I am (again) Ill confort her...pleasefeel free to leave your messages of hope for her.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:24 PM
Who's in the picture, Jessica Simpson or the porn star?

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:25 PM
It's Jessica. Those can't be real. :eek:

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:26 PM
It's Jessica. Those can't be real. :eek:
Which Jessica? They're fake, they're crooked, they're ridiculous. So, I still can't tell.

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:28 PM
Which Jessica? They're fake, they're crooked, they're ridiculous. So, I still can't tell.

Oh you're right. They are crooked. I was afraid if I put my face up to the monitor too close I'd have an eye poked out.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:31 PM
Ok, it's Jessica Simpson in the picture above, here's Jessica Jaymes:

http://davesfreestuff.com/models/jessica_jaymes/images/jessica_jaymes03t.jpg

Both have had bab boob jobs, but at least the porno chick's boobs are even.

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:32 PM
Good Lord. How does the woman stand up? Does her bra or bikini top have some massive counter weight on the back side?

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:35 PM
These are some of the strangest looking breasts I've ever seen. She looks like she'd snap in half while "on the job." But I guess her boobs would remain intact!

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:39 PM
These are some of the strangest looking breasts I've ever seen. She looks like she'd snap in half while "on the job." But I guess her boobs would remain intact!

Helen, maybe they're like for the job.. you know... shock absorbers.

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:43 PM
I'm trying to figure out the mechanics of her "job." If she's on her back it seems to me that the weight of her breasts would pull them to either side ripping open her chest. If she's riding him on top, then they might knock him out. The only thing I can think that they'd be good for is maybe like for support if she's bent over the side of the bed.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:46 PM
I can't understand how her skin adheres so tightly like that to the implants, it look like the skin stretched to the max over these balloons, doesn't it hurt? I mean, even the bottoms are perfectly rounded, you can see through the bottom of the bikini top.

Sal, I think you could drop her, chest first, off a 10-story building and she'd just bounce and land on her feet!

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:52 PM
I can't understand how her skin adheres so tightly like that to the implants, it look like the skin stretched to the max over these balloons, doesn't it hurt? I mean, even the bottoms are perfectly rounded, you can see through the bottom of the bikini top.

Sal, I think you could drop her, chest first, off a 10-story building and she'd just bounce and land on her feet!

I just don't know. It boggles the mind.

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:54 PM
It's just a really bad boob job. They look completely sewn on.

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 07:56 PM
You know, on closer examination it really look photoshopped a bit.

LeonHart
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:02 PM
I'm trying to figure out the mechanics of her "job." If she's on her back it seems to me that the weight of her breasts would pull them to either side ripping open her chest. If she's riding him on top, then they might knock him out. The only thing I can think that they'd be good for is maybe like for support if she's bent over the side of the bed.
You two need a life. Lord....

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:05 PM
Where's the queen of plastic surgery to explain things when you need her?

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:08 PM
I'm trying to figure out the mechanics of her "job." If she's on her back it seems to me that the weight of her breasts would pull them to either side ripping open her chest. If she's riding him on top, then they might knock him out. The only thing I can think that they'd be good for is maybe like for support if she's bent over the side of the bed.
It seems like any heavy torso action or any gyrating, they could rip right off and go flying in any direction. That pretty much disqualifies any cowgirl or doggie style routine, unless she wears a sports bra, but what's the point in a XXX movie? On her back, they might crush her chest or tear right off if the guy is really banging her.

It says she does girl-on-girl porn, maybe this is a necessity, they can just give each other oral and her torso isn't gyrating too much.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:09 PM
You two need a life. Lord....
Sal, should we do our double bad rep routine and try to turn him red?

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:10 PM
Sal, should we do our double bad rep routine and try to turn him red?

I tried already but I gave out too many today

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:14 PM
Damn, Sally, you need to save a little, you know what I mean?

We'll try it tomorrow. I "know" someone who has like a shitload of rep points and I'm "betting" that I can get "her" to bad rep him later tonight and then we can come in with the "one-two" punch tomorrow! I figure between this "friend" of mine, you, and me, we have like 12 million rep points combined, easy, so we can do some real damage.

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:15 PM
Damn, Sally, you need to save a little, you know what I mean?

We'll try it tomorrow. I "know" someone who has like a shitload of rep points and I'm "betting" that I can get "her" to bad rep him later tonight and then we can come in with the "one-two" punch tomorrow! I figure between this "friend" of mine, you, and me, we have like 12 million rep points combined, easy, so we can do some real damage.

I got over 12 million myself

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:16 PM
Ok, then, I have like 3.5 million and this "friend" of mine has like 7 million, so we'll do it tomorrow.

LeonHart
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:16 PM
Bring it gramps. bwahahha. Well its a pity I rarely check my rep points. In fact I dont even remember how to view my rep points, lol!

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:17 PM
deal

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:18 PM
Bring it gramps. bwahahha. Well its a pity I rarely check my rep points. In fact I dont even remember how to view my rep points, lol!


Then why did you bad rep me first? You've brought this upon yourself, hon.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:26 PM
Sally, it looks like I just turned someone red by myself. I just couldn't wait anymore. Let's see how much he cares about reps now that he's red!!

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:28 PM
Sally, it looks like I just turned someone red by myself. I just couldn't wait anymore. Let's see how much he cares about reps now that he's red!!

Good one, Hel. Maybe he'll get hooked on the red ones.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:29 PM
We have to rub it in and make sure it stings. I'll get my "friend" to nail him tonight, and then you get him tomorrow.

Pureracket
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:30 PM
Who's in the picture, Jessica Simpson or the porn star?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sally Struthers
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:35 PM
Damn, Sally, you need to save a little, you know what I mean?



I've been on a bad repping spree lately since that Thomas freak put me into a bad mood.

Helen Lawson
Nov 1st, 2004, 08:37 PM
I've been on a bad repping spree lately since that Thomas freak put me into a bad mood.
I hear you Sal. That giddy feeling of absolute power, it can take over at any time.

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:35 PM
Sally! Turd-burglar here, after I turned him red, went and started a thread begging for rep points and referring to us as "two old wenches" even though he claims reps don't matter to him. Well, I called him on it and exposed his b.s., so he deleted the thread! What a pussy! I can't get him again today, but Sally, get him!! :fiery:

And if Neely, Joan Rivers, and Kitty are around, Hel and Sal need a favor. :lol:

SJW
Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:41 PM
Ok, it's Jessica Simpson in the picture above, here's Jessica Jaymes:

http://davesfreestuff.com/models/jessica_jaymes/images/jessica_jaymes03t.jpg

Both have had bab boob jobs, but at least the porno chick's boobs are even.

what an ugly body shape...no wonder she's got impants. she has no hips, is she a man? :eek:

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:44 PM
My opinion: Coke body. Rail thin, no muscle tone. Just my opinion.

Sally Struthers
Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:31 PM
Sally! Turd-burglar here, after I turned him red, went and started a thread begging for rep points and referring to us as "two old wenches" even though he claims reps don't matter to him. Well, I called him on it and exposed his b.s., so he deleted the thread! What a pussy! I can't get him again today, but Sally, get him!! :fiery:

And if Neely, Joan Rivers, and Kitty are around, Hel and Sal need a favor. :lol:


I got him last night. That's what prompted the begging thread. His original message was not quite as nice as the one you saw. It named us and stuff.

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:34 PM
My 7 million rep "friend" got him early this morning, but it wasn't enough.

Maybe it's time to get Carole Anne to teach me how to use this computer timer thing so I can bad rep him like every other day. Some people need to be taught a lesson.

Come on, Sal, with like 12 million reps, you must have some high-rep buddies who can help.

Sally Struthers
Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:42 PM
The original message he had was hilarious. It was something like " turn off the reps becuase i think they're unfiar. the more popular posters like those bitches helen and sally are trying to control me and make me look bad with all the red dots."

like no shit :lol:

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:45 PM
Ha! When I exposed his hypocracy in the other thread, he's like, "he, he, I made you mad, that's why I did this." When I exposed that for being the pile of shit it was, he deleted the thread. What a total spineless wimp!!!

Oh, it's going to be my mission now to turn him red, whatever it takes, permanently red. Hey, I had the drive to win an Oscar, so I think I can handle this. Any strategies, Sally?

Sally Struthers
Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:12 PM
Spineless! Well I've been bartering rep promises for bad reps so we'll see how that pans out.

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:28 PM
He's now deleting certain posts of his within this thread. The spacing on where our messages is messed up, that's what tipped me off. He removed at least one, the one where he's "taunting" us that he's green again. He'll regret messing with us, Sal.

Where the hell are Neely, Joan Rivers, and Kitty when you need them. Kitty doesn't have the Max excuse anymore since she plugged him.

CooCooCachoo
Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:49 PM
Why would he cheat? :cuckoo:

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:52 PM
You mean delete posts? I have no idea. The only thing Helen despises more than someone who crosses her is a WIMP who crosses her. If you're going to cross me, at least be a man about it, and if you're a broad, have some balls about it. Helen has her standards.

bw2082
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:37 PM
Well I helped :devil:

bw2082
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:38 PM
Damn I take off 250000 and he's still green.

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:52 PM
Great job, bw2082!!!! It's a start. It took me 20 years to win an Oscar, so perseverance is a virtue that I have, one of the FEW virtues, I might add.

Sally Struthers
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:56 PM
This sounds like it may be your new calling Hel

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:03 PM
Maybe it's just what I need to get my career back on track. How the hell do you get like 30 million reps, I mean, it's taken me like a long, long time to get the ones I have. My "friend" and I can only rep each other back and forth so often and then it just gets boring, because even at 7 million, it's not really all that much.

Sally Struthers
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:06 PM
you have to venture into the chat forums and then rep a lot of people in the thread about who repped you last and hten they return the favor. I've built up nearly 13 million in about 3 weeks of doing that. Some people have like 60 million points and they give out 1/100 of it. When they badrep someone they take off 1/200 of their total so like that person above who took off 250000 must have over 50 million :o

Helen Lawson
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:12 PM
That's so my goal now, this is like my new, 21st Century Oscar run! Thanks, LeonHart, for bringing me back from career doldrums! I'd good rep you if my whole new existence here wasn't to bad rep you and turn you permanently red. I haven't felt this good since I got that $50K for filling in for Judy!