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shirley
Mar 16th, 2002, 07:47 PM
There are so cool. Nothing to do with the fact that I worship, Mika Hakkinen.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1540000/images/_1544179_hakkinen_300.gif

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1540000/images/_1544073_nmika300.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1540000/images/_1543337_hakkinen300.jpg

Mika Hakkinen

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/furniture/in_depth/motorsport/2002/formula_one/driver_guide/raikkonen.jpg

Kimi Raikkonen


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1310000/images/_1311597_anttiniemiaward300.jpg :hearts:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1125000/images/_1125573_niemi300.jpg :kiss:

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/images/thesquad/anttiniemi_large.jpg :drool:

Antti Niemi


http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/flags/finland.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/flags/finland.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/flags/finland.gif

Martian Martin
Mar 17th, 2002, 02:26 AM
Niemi, Niemi, Niemi, Niemi, Niemi. Well any excuse to do our Niemi song, hehe!! :). Especially if he's going to help beat Hibs again, like he did tonight!!!!!! :D

Can't forget Tommi Gronlund, but Shirley I don't think you'll like him as much as Antti! ;)

JonBcn
Mar 17th, 2002, 02:42 AM
Its funny you should say that, because Id never met one until last night. He was about 6'8" and was trying to pick up my friend.

shirley
Mar 17th, 2002, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Martin
Niemi, Niemi, Niemi, Niemi, Niemi. Well any excuse to do our Niemi song, hehe!! :). Especially if he's going to help beat Hibs again, like he did tonight!!!!!! :D

Can't forget Tommi Gronlund, but Shirley I don't think you'll like him as much as Antti! ;)

Were you at the match? I watched it on the telly. Good 1st half, poor 2nd half. My man, Antti played well ;)

As for Tommi Gronlund I have no idea who he is :rolleyes: so I'll stick to Mister Niemi.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1310000/images/_1311597_anttiniemiaward300.jpg

:kiss: :hearts: :drool: http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/liplick.gif :kiss: :hearts: :drool: http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/liplick.gif

(can't find any other pics)

super_hingis
Mar 17th, 2002, 01:10 PM
i like people of all shapes and sizes LOL:p

Evey
Mar 17th, 2002, 01:16 PM
Yeah Finnish People are cool! :)

:cool:

Jay
Mar 17th, 2002, 01:24 PM
I work in motor trade/motor sport industry and it has not gone unnoticed by us in the trade as to the high percentage of World Class race or rally drivers that come from Finland, a county that has such a small population.

Compare this to say the U.S.A. where I can't think of even one motor sport world champion. There was chap called Mario Andretti a while back but he was more Italian then American.

Mazza
Mar 17th, 2002, 01:51 PM
Have to agree!! Finnish people rule :D Especially Kimi Raikkonen :kiss: :hearts: :drool:

LittleTennisFan
Mar 17th, 2002, 03:09 PM
Shirley, Thanks so much!

Antti Niemi

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/liplick.gif :drool: :kiss: :hearts: http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/liplick.gif :drool: :kiss: :hearts:

Love Finnish people, very much :D

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/flags/finland.gif

Jay
Mar 17th, 2002, 03:18 PM
Here's another cool Finn

Chelsea Super Sub Mikael Forssell

http://jellyworld.freewebspace.com/forssell.jpg

Martian Martin
Mar 17th, 2002, 11:40 PM
Yeah Shirley, I was there last night, just as well I was there, because it was fantastic!! :). I don't think it was a great game to watch, but us Hearts fans don't care!! :D. We've not beaten them for years and I've not celebrated like I did when Elvis scored the penalty for years!!!.

Your man Antti did play really well, and kept us in the game (as usual!!!), you should have seen him after the game, he came right over in front of the goals to the Hearts fans and was going mad, just celebrating so much!! :D

Oizo
Mar 18th, 2002, 12:43 AM
Shirley :wavey:
do you like the Finnish Ski-jumpers too? lol :)

Keith
Mar 18th, 2002, 02:23 PM
Hey SHirley!

I used to date a Fin. Someone once told me that Fins have a hard time smiling-it just doesnt come naturally for them. I guess I can sort of agree with that...

shirley
Mar 18th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Martin

Your man Antti did play really well, and kept us in the game (as usual!!!), you should have seen him after the game, he came right over in front of the goals to the Hearts fans and was going mad, just celebrating so much!! :D

Yay, that's my man ;)

I'm gonna kidnap him from Tynecastle, tie him up and keep him in my room and dance around the room to Britney's "I'm a Slave for you." until he signs for Killie :D

Glad to see you enjoyed yourself and Antti celebrated.

shirley
Mar 18th, 2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Jenny fan
Hey SHirley!

I used to date a Fin. Someone once told me that Fins have a hard time smiling-it just doesnt come naturally for them. I guess I can sort of agree with that...

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/bigwave.gif at Keith!

How could they not smile. dating you? ;)

veryborednow
Mar 18th, 2002, 08:47 PM
GOD!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1230000/images/_1230361_forssell150.jpg

http://www.chelseafc.com/images/the_club/the_squad/profiles/forssell.jpg

Martian Martin
Mar 19th, 2002, 12:18 AM
I'm gonna kidnap him from Tynecastle, tie him up and keep him in my room and dance around the room to Britney's "I'm a Slave for you." until he signs for Killie :D

Lmao Shirley, I'm getting worried because that actually might just work!!. I'll have to phone Hearts tomorrow and tell them to warn Antti about you ;). Maybe though if you kidnapped him, you could convince him to get cloned, and then both of us could have Antti in goal, but you'd probably clone about 10,000 Antti's and keep 9998 to yourself!! ;)

shirley
Mar 19th, 2002, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Lmao Shirley, I'm getting worried because that actually might just work!!. I'll have to phone Hearts tomorrow and tell them to warn Antti about you ;). Maybe though if you kidnapped him, you could convince him to get cloned, and then both of us could have Antti in goal, but you'd probably clone about 10,000 Antti's and keep 9998 to yourself!! ;)

:wavey: @ Martin.

My "evil" kidnap plan is underway. I've now purchased furry pink handcuffs for him :) I hope you didn't warn Hearts about my plan. I want it to be a surprise. As a very last resort I may tempt him into getting a clone then we'd both be happy ;) And you must know me so well I would keep 9998 to myself :)

Martian Martin
Mar 20th, 2002, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by shirley


:wavey: @ Martin.

My "evil" kidnap plan is underway. I've now purchased furry pink handcuffs for him :) I hope you didn't warn Hearts about my plan. I want it to be a surprise. As a very last resort I may tempt him into getting a clone then we'd both be happy ;) And you must know me so well I would keep 9998 to myself :)

Hi Shirley!!:wavey:

Omg@ the pink furry handcuffs :eek:, having said that though even if he played for Hearts with pink furry handcuffs, he still wouldn't let any goals in! :D. I thought about warning Hearts, but I thought I'd be kind and not bother, because well it makes for a good thread anyway!!. Well yeah I guess I must know you well about keeping the 9998 cloned Antti's to yourself, I'm surprised you are even letting Killie have one of them!! ;)
I await to hear the next part of the "evil" kidnapping plan!! :)

*Bubbles*
Mar 20th, 2002, 01:30 PM
you love me!
you LOVE me!!
YOU LOVE ME!!!
:bounce: **jumping of joy** :bounce:


btw I smile all the time.....


:kiss: :wavey: :kiss:

shirley
Mar 20th, 2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Hi Shirley!!:wavey:

Omg@ the pink furry handcuffs :eek:, having said that though even if he played for Hearts with pink furry handcuffs, he still wouldn't let any goals in! :D. I thought about warning Hearts, but I thought I'd be kind and not bother, because well it makes for a good thread anyway!!. Well yeah I guess I must know you well about keeping the 9998 cloned Antti's to yourself, I'm surprised you are even letting Killie have one of them!! ;)
I await to hear the next part of the "evil" kidnapping plan!! :)

Hey Martin :wavey:

I can't be selfish and keep 9999 to myself I have to give Killie one, Antti! Well Gordon Marshall is injured with a sair heid ;) and as for Colin Meldrum as a keeper :eek:! What can I say? The "evil" kidnap plan is well underway now! Although I've not actually kidnapped him, yet the ransom notes have been typed out. Me and Evey will make sure he's looked after well :D We're gonna feed him and stuff like that but the pink handcuffs are staying on!

Martian Martin
Mar 21st, 2002, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Hey Martin :wavey:

I can't be selfish and keep 9999 to myself I have to give Killie one, Antti! Well Gordon Marshall is injured with a sair heid ;) and as for Colin Meldrum as a keeper :eek:! What can I say? The "evil" kidnap plan is well underway now! Although I've not actually kidnapped him, yet the ransom notes have been typed out. Me and Evey will make sure he's looked after well :D We're gonna feed him and stuff like that but the pink handcuffs are staying on!

Hi Shirley :wavey:

Yeah that's very true about giving Killie one Antti, they could have done with him tonight :rolleyes:, I guess you were proved right about Meldrum. Well good to hear the "evil" kidnap plan is underway! What are the ransom notes like? Are they like these ones where you cut out letters from headlines in a newspaper and then stick them on a bit paper? Hope you know the sort of thing I mean here, lol!!. One thing was never in doubt, and that was that you and Evey were going to look after him well :D. So you'll be basically looking after him all the time then, and you let him out on a Saturday afternoon for a couple of hours, and then you kidnap him again after the match, that right?. Lmao about the pink handcuffs staying on though, what happens when he eats then?

I was thinking though, if you and Evey want to have Antti at your club, then how about switching teams, and supporting the best team in the country?! :p

shirley
Mar 21st, 2002, 06:34 PM
Niemi kidnapped
Hearts 'keeper snatched


HEARTS Finnish goalkeeper, Antti Niemi has been kidnapped. The likeable Finn, aged 29 was snatched outside the Edinburgh club's Tynecastle stadium yesterday.

WORRIED

Hearts manager, Craig Levein said, "At first we thought he'd just gone home but then we received a phone call from a person saying that they'd kidnapped Antti. There's been a ransom note and contact. I'm very worried."

NOTE

Five hours after the kidnapping the Edinburgh club received a ransom note. Detective Chief Inspector James Masters said, "The kidnapper or kidnappers say that Antti will not be hurt. They are going to look after him. He'll be allowed to eat and he's made a phone call which we cannot trace. He seems fine!"

CLUB

He continues, "The kidnappers demand is that Hearts sell Antti to Kilmarnock FC. They will release him when Hearts and Kilmarnock have agreed terms."

HORROR

Kilmarnock immediately expressed their horror that their own fans would do such a thing. Commercial Manager, Jim McSherry said, "Everyone at the club is horrified at what has happened to Antti. We know our goalies aren't up to the best standard but this is not the way to get a new keeper. We hope this situation can be resolved."

WITNESS

Lothian and Borders police are asking for witnesses to come across who may have seen strangers or people lurking about Tynecastle around 2pm yesterday. PC Nicky Morgan said, "We particularly wish to speak to two women aged between 18 and 20 who were seen hanging around the area between 1pm and 2pm. At this stage we would ask them to come forward. We wish to rule them out as possible suspects"

CONTACT

In yet another untraced phone call the kidnappers said they will continue to make contact with the Edinburgh club over the next few days. They want Antti in goals for Kilmarnock by April 6, when the league resumes after the split.

DEADLINE

Police however are worried that the kidnappers haven't given a deadline on when Antti should be signed by. PC Morgan said, "They want him in goals for April 6 but haven't said when they want him to be signed for. We're worried that if nothing happens in a few days then they may hurt or harm Antti."


Kidnapped: Hearts 'keeper Antti Niemi has been snatched by Killie fans who want Hearts to sell the keeper to their club.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1310000/images/_1311597_anttiniemiaward300.jpg

Peeps, do not panic! This story is made up for my friend, Martin ;)

shirley
Mar 21st, 2002, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Hi Shirley :wavey:

Yeah that's very true about giving Killie one Antti, they could have done with him tonight :rolleyes:, I guess you were proved right about Meldrum. Well good to hear the "evil" kidnap plan is underway! What are the ransom notes like? Are they like these ones where you cut out letters from headlines in a newspaper and then stick them on a bit paper? Hope you know the sort of thing I mean here, lol!!. One thing was never in doubt, and that was that you and Evey were going to look after him well :D. So you'll be basically looking after him all the time then, and you let him out on a Saturday afternoon for a couple of hours, and then you kidnap him again after the match, that right?. Lmao about the pink handcuffs staying on though, what happens when he eats then?

I was thinking though, if you and Evey want to have Antti at your club, then how about switching teams, and supporting the best team in the country?! :p

Hey Martin :wavey:

You see I was right about Colin Meldrum, especially after last night :rolleyes: he's rubbish. As for the ransom notes yeah, there are words made up of letters from magazines. Don't fret we won't kidnap him until after Saturday! And with a bit of luck, he'll be released before the league resumes on April 6 :D As for the pink handcuffs they stay on and me & Evey hand feed him :p

As for changing teams, once a Killie fan always a Killie fan .

LittleTennisFan
Mar 21st, 2002, 09:25 PM
Shirley do not kidnap, Antti! You will make all the Hearts fans sad!

....... and me too http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/mecry.gif

shirley
Mar 21st, 2002, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by LittleTennisFan
Shirley do not kidnap, Antti! You will make all the Hearts fans sad!

....... and me too http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/mecry.gif

Sorry, LTF! I have selfish, twisted needs that only a gorgeous blonde, Finnish goalkeeper for a Scottish club can fufil and can't comment further on ;)

Martian Martin
Mar 22nd, 2002, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by shirley
Niemi kidnapped
Hearts 'keeper snatched


HEARTS Finnish goalkeeper, Antti Niemi has been kidnapped. The likeable Finn, aged 29 was snatched outside the Edinburgh club's Tynecastle stadium yesterday.

WORRIED

Hearts manager, Craig Levein said, "At first we thought he'd just gone home but then we received a phone call from a person saying that they'd kidnapped Antti. There's been a ransom note and contact. I'm very worried."

NOTE

Five hours after the kidnapping the Edinburgh club received a ransom note. Detective Chief Inspector James Masters said, "The kidnapper or kidnappers say that Antti will not be hurt. They are going to look after him. He'll be allowed to eat and he's made a phone call which we cannot trace. He seems fine!"

CLUB

He continues, "The kidnappers demand is that Hearts sell Antti to Kilmarnock FC. They will release him when Hearts and Kilmarnock have agreed terms."

HORROR

Kilmarnock immediately expressed their horror that their own fans would do such a thing. Commercial Manager, Jim McSherry said, "Everyone at the club is horrified at what has happened to Antti. We know our goalies aren't up to the best standard but this is not the way to get a new keeper. We hope this situation can be resolved."

WITNESS

Lothian and Borders police are asking for witnesses to come across who may have seen strangers or people lurking about Tynecastle around 2pm yesterday. PC Nicky Morgan said, "We particularly wish to speak to two women aged between 18 and 20 who were seen hanging around the area between 1pm and 2pm. At this stage we would ask them to come forward. We wish to rule them out as possible suspects"

CONTACT

In yet another untraced phone call the kidnappers said they will continue to make contact with the Edinburgh club over the next few days. They want Antti in goals for Kilmarnock by April 6, when the league resumes after the split.

DEADLINE

Police however are worried that the kidnappers haven't given a deadline on when Antti should be signed by. PC Morgan said, "They want him in goals for April 6 but haven't said when they want him to be signed for. We're worried that if nothing happens in a few days then they may hurt or harm Antti."


Kidnapped: Hearts 'keeper Antti Niemi has been snatched by Killie fans who want Hearts to sell the keeper to their club.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1310000/images/_1311597_anttiniemiaward300.jpg

Peeps, do not panic! This story is made up for my friend, Martin ;)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. You may have stolen the best keeper for your team and I should be going mad, but I'm going to be laughing for ages and ages at this story, it's hilarious!!! :D. Hehe ever thought of writing stories?, because this was brilliant!!! . Lmao@ the Jim McSherry comment about your goalies not being too good, but this wasn't the way to get a new one! :).

This is fantastic, I'm going to have to come back with a newspaper story of my own, hehe!! :D

Martian Martin
Mar 22nd, 2002, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by LittleTennisFan
Shirley do not kidnap, Antti! You will make all the Hearts fans sad!

....... and me too http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/mecry.gif

Woohoooo, you tell her LittleTennisFan!!!! :D. You sure you aren't a secret Hearts fan, saying things like that? ;)

Martian Martin
Mar 22nd, 2002, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by shirley


Hey Martin :wavey:

You see I was right about Colin Meldrum, especially after last night :rolleyes: he's rubbish. As for the ransom notes yeah, there are words made up of letters from magazines. Don't fret we won't kidnap him until after Saturday! And with a bit of luck, he'll be released before the league resumes on April 6 :D As for the pink handcuffs they stay on and me & Evey hand feed him :p

As for changing teams, once a Killie fan always a Killie fan .

:wavey: Shirley

Yeah you were right about Meldrum, you'll be looking out your Dundee scarf for tomorrow I expect! ;). Phew that you won't be kidnapping Antti till after Saturday, thanks for being so considerate to Hearts!!. Oh I'm not so sure whether you'll get that bit of luck before the league resumes, but hehe I'd better not say that because you'll be kidnapping him before tomorrow, I'll keep quiet! ;). If you are going to be hand feeding him, then I hope you and Evey don't fight too much, "no it's my turn, no it's my turn" and so on, hehe!! :p

Yeah even though you are obsessed with him, it's not worth changing teams for, when you support a team, you always support a team!! :). Although I feel guilty for saying that, seeing that I supported Motherwell when I was a wee boy, for absolutely no reason at all!!!

Martian Martin
Mar 22nd, 2002, 03:46 PM
*Fast forward to April 7th day after the game* ;)

Hearts dreams of European football for next season have been shattered due to the continuing absence of keeper Antti Niemi, who's whereabouts are still unknown after being kidnapped, this match is one that would live long in the memory of all those present.

Things went from bad to worse for Hearts ahead of the crucial match against Aberdeen in front of a huge crowd, as back up keeper Roddy McKenzie was injured in the warm up, So manager Craig Levein took the unprecedented step of appealing to the crowd for one of them to go in goals, as 3rd choice Craig Gordon was also on the injured list. There were few volunteers but Levein chose one of them, a choice that he will be having nightmares for the rest of his managerial reign in football. The person he chose was known only as Martin, who was 18, no more was known about him, and he will be thankful for that.

The match started with Hearts going all out to get an early goal, but Fuller and Flogel were both denied by good saves from Kjaer in the Aberdeen goal. Then after 10 minutes the nightmare started for the rookie goalkeeper in the Hearts goal, a passback from Steven Pressley went straight to Martin, he missed his kick completely and the ball trundled over the line to give Aberdeen the lead. The Hearts fans behind the goal were stunned, much to the delight of the travelling Aberdeen fans. Not long after this Aberdeen came forward again, the cross came over from the left, Martin came out and caught the ball, the crowd gave him a huge cheer, but he seemed so surprised, he dropped the ball and Dadi put the ball into the empty net. Worse was to follow for the goalie who was fast becoming the biggest joke in Scottish football history, Roberto Bisconti hit a shot from the half way line that went at about 2mph, but somehow Martin let the ball roll into the net. The stewards had a difficult time keeping the Hearts fans from chucking things at their goalkeeper. He did though make amends slightly though, he got the ball at his own goal line, the Hearts fans put their hands over their eyes to prevent them seeing what blunder he would do next, but he ran forward, went past a few players, he kept going, Hearts fans thought "oh no what's he doing now"?!!. He eventually reached the Aberdeen 18 yard box, beat another 2 defenders before putting the ball past Kjaer, to reduce the lead to 3-1. The goal of the season, but not many will remember it, most will just remember his negative contribution to the game.
Still only 20 minutes into the game, Aberdeen scored again, after Martin dived over a shot from Robbie Winters, it went under him and it was 4-1 to Aberdeen. You didn't think it could get any worse for Martin, but it did, a long ball was played through for Dadi to run onto, Martin raced out of his area and brought Dadi down, he was shown a red card by the ref, which brought the Hearts fans to their feet, what a moment, the worst keeper in the world was no longer in goals for them!!. The Aberdeen fans meanwhile burst into tears, because they knew that their fun was over.

The Hearts fans booed Martin off the pitch, this life long Hearts fan had a complete nightmare, but his dream of playing for his team had been achieved. The match eventually finished 4-3 to Aberdeen, despite a fantastic fightback by Hearts who played the rest of the game with Stephane Mahe in goal, Hearts fans wondered what could have been if it hadn't been for the efforts of Martin in those first 20 minutes. When the final whistle blew, Hearts fans knew who was to blame, and they knew where this person lived. They raced straight to the house of Martin and have been protesting outside his house ever since. It's not yet known whether he fled the country immediately after the game, there have been rumours of that.

Meanwhile Hearts still are frantic over where their keeper Antti Niemi is, they are desperate to find him, but for poor Martin, all he is concerned about is getting the protestors away from his house and hoping that the two kidnappers give Antti back.

shirley
Mar 22nd, 2002, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Martin


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. You may have stolen the best keeper for your team and I should be going mad, but I'm going to be laughing for ages and ages at this story, it's hilarious!!! :D. Hehe ever thought of writing stories?, because this was brilliant!!! . Lmao@ the Jim McSherry comment about your goalies not being too good, but this wasn't the way to get a new one! :).

This is fantastic, I'm going to have to come back with a newspaper story of my own, hehe!! :D

Yay! :bounce: I'm glad you liked it :D :D I've got a copy of it on my wall. I love to write, by the way I work for a paper though not as a writer.

shirley
Mar 22nd, 2002, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Martin


:wavey: Shirley

Yeah you were right about Meldrum, you'll be looking out your Dundee scarf for tomorrow I expect! ;). Phew that you won't be kidnapping Antti till after Saturday, thanks for being so considerate to Hearts!!. Oh I'm not so sure whether you'll get that bit of luck before the league resumes, but hehe I'd better not say that because you'll be kidnapping him before tomorrow, I'll keep quiet! ;). If you are going to be hand feeding him, then I hope you and Evey don't fight too much, "no it's my turn, no it's my turn" and so on, hehe!! :p

Yeah even though you are obsessed with him, it's not worth changing teams for, when you support a team, you always support a team!! :). Although I feel guilty for saying that, seeing that I supported Motherwell when I was a wee boy, for absolutely no reason at all!!!

Yes, my Dundee scarf will be out tomorrow. You see I'm very considerate towards Hearts by not kidnapping him until tomorrow. Evey and me won't be fighting over who gets to feed him, we'll take turns (yeh right!) Martin, I'm stunned about the motherwell fact, shocked in fact http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/eek2.gif.

shirley
Mar 22nd, 2002, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Martin
*Fast forward to April 7th day after the game* ;)

Hearts dreams of European football for next season have been shattered due to the continuing absence of keeper Antti Niemi, who's whereabouts are still unknown after being kidnapped, this match is one that would live long in the memory of all those present.

Things went from bad to worse for Hearts ahead of the crucial match against Aberdeen in front of a huge crowd, as back up keeper Roddy McKenzie was injured in the warm up, So manager Craig Levein took the unprecedented step of appealing to the crowd for one of them to go in goals, as 3rd choice Craig Gordon was also on the injured list. There were few volunteers but Levein chose one of them, a choice that he will be having nightmares for the rest of his managerial reign in football. The person he chose was known only as Martin, who was 18, no more was known about him, and he will be thankful for that.

The match started with Hearts going all out to get an early goal, but Fuller and Flogel were both denied by good saves from Kjaer in the Aberdeen goal. Then after 10 minutes the nightmare started for the rookie goalkeeper in the Hearts goal, a passback from Steven Pressley went straight to Martin, he missed his kick completely and the ball trundled over the line to give Aberdeen the lead. The Hearts fans behind the goal were stunned, much to the delight of the travelling Aberdeen fans. Not long after this Aberdeen came forward again, the cross came over from the left, Martin came out and caught the ball, the crowd gave him a huge cheer, but he seemed so surprised, he dropped the ball and Dadi put the ball into the empty net. Worse was to follow for the goalie who was fast becoming the biggest joke in Scottish football history, Roberto Bisconti hit a shot from the half way line that went at about 2mph, but somehow Martin let the ball roll into the net. The stewards had a difficult time keeping the Hearts fans from chucking things at their goalkeeper. He did though make amends slightly though, he got the ball at his own goal line, the Hearts fans put their hands over their eyes to prevent them seeing what blunder he would do next, but he ran forward, went past a few players, he kept going, Hearts fans thought "oh no what's he doing now"?!!. He eventually reached the Aberdeen 18 yard box, beat another 2 defenders before putting the ball past Kjaer, to reduce the lead to 3-1. The goal of the season, but not many will remember it, most will just remember his negative contribution to the game.
Still only 20 minutes into the game, Aberdeen scored again, after Martin dived over a shot from Robbie Winters, it went under him and it was 4-1 to Aberdeen. You didn't think it could get any worse for Martin, but it did, a long ball was played through for Dadi to run onto, Martin raced out of his area and brought Dadi down, he was shown a red card by the ref, which brought the Hearts fans to their feet, what a moment, the worst keeper in the world was no longer in goals for them!!. The Aberdeen fans meanwhile burst into tears, because they knew that their fun was over.

The Hearts fans booed Martin off the pitch, this life long Hearts fan had a complete nightmare, but his dream of playing for his team had been achieved. The match eventually finished 4-3 to Aberdeen, despite a fantastic fightback by Hearts who played the rest of the game with Stephane Mahe in goal, Hearts fans wondered what could have been if it hadn't been for the efforts of Martin in those first 20 minutes. When the final whistle blew, Hearts fans knew who was to blame, and they knew where this person lived. They raced straight to the house of Martin and have been protesting outside his house ever since. It's not yet known whether he fled the country immediately after the game, there have been rumours of that.

Meanwhile Hearts still are frantic over where their keeper Antti Niemi is, they are desperate to find him, but for poor Martin, all he is concerned about is getting the protestors away from his house and hoping that the two kidnappers give Antti back.

Martin ---> http://mysmilies.sin-entertainment.com/s/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugh.gif http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif http://mysmilies.sin-entertainment.com/s/otn/laughing/astrosmiley2.gif, hilarious. I can't believe those Hearts fans would pick on you! I might have to release Antti if this situation arises. I'll need to do a follow up report. :D

Speak soon, :wavey:

LittleTennisFan
Mar 22nd, 2002, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Woohoooo, you tell her LittleTennisFan!!!! :D. You sure you aren't a secret Hearts fan, saying things like that? ;)

I'm not a Hearts fan honest. Not even a footie fan but I like Antti Niemi :kiss:

Evey
Mar 22nd, 2002, 08:49 PM
Hi Martin :wavey:

hehe! i promise we won't fight over Antti ;) i'll just feed it :p nah only kidding we can take turns. Sorry for making all the Hearts fans sad. Yeah your right about getting the dundee scarfs out tomorrow, C'mon Dundee :D Sorry i keep meaning to send you a PM, sorry! I'll send you one tomorrow.

*Bubbles*
Mar 22nd, 2002, 09:40 PM
http://www.finland-football.net/niemi1303.jpg

http://www.finland-football.net/niemi050501.jpg

treufreund
Mar 22nd, 2002, 10:04 PM
Damn these FINNS are HOT!!!!! Yummy!!

Martian Martin
Mar 23rd, 2002, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Yay! :bounce: I'm glad you liked it :D :D I've got a copy of it on my wall. I love to write, by the way I work for a paper though not as a writer.

Yeah it was really great!! :D. That's good that you work for a paper, because you've got a good talent for writing, you could definitely do a better job than most of them! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 23rd, 2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Martin ---> http://mysmilies.sin-entertainment.com/s/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugh.gif http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif http://mysmilies.sin-entertainment.com/s/otn/laughing/astrosmiley2.gif, hilarious. I can't believe those Hearts fans would pick on you! I might have to release Antti if this situation arises. I'll need to do a follow up report. :D

Speak soon, :wavey:

Wooohoo, glad to hear you liked it!!. Although definitely not as good as yours!! :). Oh I'm sure the Hearts fans would pick on me, if we had some useless goalie, I'd let our goalie know all about it ;), but don't have to worry about that at the moment with a certain Finn in goal!! :D. But I really look forward to the follow up report!! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 23rd, 2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Yes, my Dundee scarf will be out tomorrow. You see I'm very considerate towards Hearts by not kidnapping him until tomorrow. Evey and me won't be fighting over who gets to feed him, we'll take turns (yeh right!) Martin, I'm stunned about the motherwell fact, shocked in fact http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/eek2.gif.

You and Evey are very considerate not kidnapping him until after the game, I was going to say Hearts fans will like you loads for that, but they might not be as welcoming towards you after the kidnapping :p. From Evey's post as well, I predict fights between you and her with feeding him ;). Yeah I'm ashamed about the Mothewell thing :o, but I was young, what can I say?. The funny part about it was, I supported them up until 1991, well I'd only ever been to 1 game, and that was a game against Hearts. But I was still a fan when they won the Scottish Cup in 1991, then after that I stopped supporting them and got a season ticket for Hearts, for the start of the next season, so I guess you could call me the opposite of a gloryhunter!!! :D

Martian Martin
Mar 23rd, 2002, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by LittleTennisFan


I'm not a Hearts fan honest. Not even a footie fan but I like Antti Niemi :kiss:

Well you should be a footie fan ;), hehe but if you did, then you'd know who to support!! :D

Martian Martin
Mar 23rd, 2002, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by Evey
Hi Martin :wavey:

hehe! i promise we won't fight over Antti ;) i'll just feed it :p nah only kidding we can take turns. Sorry for making all the Hearts fans sad. Yeah your right about getting the dundee scarfs out tomorrow, C'mon Dundee :D Sorry i keep meaning to send you a PM, sorry! I'll send you one tomorrow.

Hi Evey :wavey:

Hehe you won't be only kidding when you kidnap Antti, you'll regret saying you won't fight over him :p. No don't worry about making the Hearts fans sad, although what's happening to me with the Hearts fans protesting outside my house, is like the Simpsons ep Homer Badman, when all the people protest against Homer outside the house! :D. I hope Dundee do you a favour tomorrow, because would be good to play you again this season, just so the fans can give JJ a good ovation. :). No don't apologise about the pm, just whenever you can!! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 23rd, 2002, 01:01 AM
Hehe Mumin, you have no idea how popular you will be with Shirley and Evey now! ;)

shirley
Mar 23rd, 2002, 09:49 AM
Niemi set for release
Hearts 'keeper to go free

HEARTS goalkeeper, Antti Niemi who has been missing for nearly two weeks is set to be released by his kidnappers.

NOTE

PC Nicky Morgan said, "We've had another note from the kidnappers. They say that they've cloned Antti and as a result he will not have to sign for Kilmarnock FC. They say that the cloned one will play for their team. Antti has been well looked after by the kidnappers and says he's unharmed."

BAD

PC Morgan continues, "The kidnappers read of the abuse that substitute goalkeeper Martin suffered following the 4-3 defeat to Aberdeen. They feel bad about it. We still have no release date though."

NO HELP

Niemi, aged 29 was kidnapped two weeks ago outside the Edinburgh club's Tynecastle ground. The police still have no witnesses and are presuming that the two women, seen hanging around the club, aged between 18 and 20 are in fact the kidnappers. PC Morgan added, "The public have been no help whatsoever. We are now presuming that the two women seen hanging around the ground are the kidnappers."

AGREED

Kilmarnock and Hearts have agreed that the 'cloned' Antti will play for the Ayrshire club and the real 'keeper will go back to Hearts. Kilmarnock have not decided if they will ban the fans from home games.

SAFE

Hearts frantic manager Craig Levein is just hoping that his star player will be okay to play for the team. Levein, said: "Antti may be all right physically but emotionally I'm unsure. It may take a while for him to get over this. I know he's safe but he'll be very traumatised. I hope he'll be okay to play. We need him back soon as we push for a European place."

WEEK

It's widely expected that the 'keeper will be released within the week and should be able to play in the Edinburgh club's next match against ... Kilmarnock. Should be interesting, what with two keepers called Niemi!

KNEW

Lothian and Borders police last night confirmed that they were questioning Hearts fan/substitute 'keeper, Martin about the kidnapping. PC Morgan said, "We believe that these kidnappers told Martin of their 'evil' plan to kidnap Antti but he claims that it was a joke and that they didn't think they'd do it. Unfortunately for us, he's keeping quiet and saying nothing."



http://www.finland-football.net/niemi050501.jpg

Kidnapped: Hearts star player, goalie Antti Niemi

shirley
Mar 23rd, 2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by mumin
http://www.finland-football.net/niemi1303.jpg

http://www.finland-football.net/niemi050501.jpg

Mumin Thank You!!!!!!!!

You, like Martin are an angel http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/angels/lily.gif

:kiss: :drool: :hearts:

shirley
Mar 23rd, 2002, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Martin


You and Evey are very considerate not kidnapping him until after the game, I was going to say Hearts fans will like you loads for that, but they might not be as welcoming towards you after the kidnapping :p. From Evey's post as well, I predict fights between you and her with feeding him ;). Yeah I'm ashamed about the Mothewell thing :o, but I was young, what can I say?. The funny part about it was, I supported them up until 1991, well I'd only ever been to 1 game, and that was a game against Hearts. But I was still a fan when they won the Scottish Cup in 1991, then after that I stopped supporting them and got a season ticket for Hearts, for the start of the next season, so I guess you could call me the opposite of a gloryhunter!!! :D

:wavey: Martin

I've decided that if Evey wants to feed Mister Niemi then she'll have to fight me for the honour :) as for the Hearts fans, I'm sure they'll be okay towards us. We'll release him before the league resumes so you won't really miss him ;) At least you saw sense at stopped following Motherwell and now you support Hearts (They have a better 'keeper.)



http://www.bubblegumclub.co.uk/Characters/Anims/box.gif http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/kao/otn/blob_box.gif Us fighting!

shirley
Mar 23rd, 2002, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Martin
Hehe Mumin, you have no idea how popular you will be with Shirley and Evey now! ;)

http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugha.gif at Martin. Is is THAT obvious? Anyone who posts pics of Antti Niemi will be popular in my books.

*Shirley swoons!*

http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldred.gifhttp://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/blobs/red.gifhttp://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldblue.gif

Osssge
Mar 23rd, 2002, 09:59 AM
I like Finnidh people, too but Mika is just my least favorite. Though I hope to see him back on the tracks soon and the rivalry between MacLarens and Ferrari...

shirley
Mar 23rd, 2002, 10:23 AM
Martin, part of the "evil" kidnapping plan!

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/lovecuff.jpg

I can't find a pic of pink ones on the net!

LittleTennisFan
Mar 23rd, 2002, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by mumin
http://www.finland-football.net/niemi1303.jpg

http://www.finland-football.net/niemi050501.jpg

Mumin, thanks.

Antti Niemi - the swooning starts now!

http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/happy/11zembarrased.gif :drool:http://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/happy/pain3.gif :drool: http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/love/newblblush.gif

THIS man is gorgeous!

LittleTennisFan
Mar 23rd, 2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Well you should be a footie fan ;), hehe but if you did, then you'd know who to support!! :D

And that would be Hearts, then? http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/cwm/cwm/winkanim.gif One thing is for sure it wouldn't be Rangers. or Celtic for that matter

*Bubbles*
Mar 23rd, 2002, 01:57 PM
lol @ the pink handcuffs

Evey
Mar 23rd, 2002, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Martin
Hehe Mumin, you have no idea how popular you will be with Shirley and Evey now! ;)

You can say that again! :) Thank you Mumin :D :angel:

Evey
Mar 23rd, 2002, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by shirley
http://www.bubblegumclub.co.uk/Characters/Anims/box.gif http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/kao/otn/blob_box.gif Us fighting!

Oi! well saying im the smaller one :p then again im am the ickle sister ;) hehe!

Martian Martin
Mar 24th, 2002, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by shirley
Niemi set for release
Hearts 'keeper to go free

HEARTS goalkeeper, Antti Niemi who has been missing for nearly two weeks is set to be released by his kidnappers.

NOTE

PC Nicky Morgan said, "We've had another note from the kidnappers. They say that they've cloned Antti and as a result he will not have to sign for Kilmarnock FC. They say that the cloned one will play for their team. Antti has been well looked after by the kidnappers and says he's unharmed."

BAD

PC Morgan continues, "The kidnappers read of the abuse that substitute goalkeeper Martin suffered following the 4-3 defeat to Aberdeen. They feel bad about it. We still have no release date though."

NO HELP

Niemi, aged 29 was kidnapped two weeks ago outside the Edinburgh club's Tynecastle ground. The police still have no witnesses and are presuming that the two women, seen hanging around the club, aged between 18 and 20 are in fact the kidnappers. PC Morgan added, "The public have been no help whatsoever. We are now presuming that the two women seen hanging around the ground are the kidnappers."

AGREED

Kilmarnock and Hearts have agreed that the 'cloned' Antti will play for the Ayrshire club and the real 'keeper will go back to Hearts. Kilmarnock have not decided if they will ban the fans from home games.

SAFE

Hearts frantic manager Craig Levein is just hoping that his star player will be okay to play for the team. Levein, said: "Antti may be all right physically but emotionally I'm unsure. It may take a while for him to get over this. I know he's safe but he'll be very traumatised. I hope he'll be okay to play. We need him back soon as we push for a European place."

WEEK

It's widely expected that the 'keeper will be released within the week and should be able to play in the Edinburgh club's next match against ... Kilmarnock. Should be interesting, what with two keepers called Niemi!

KNEW

Lothian and Borders police last night confirmed that they were questioning Hearts fan/substitute 'keeper, Martin about the kidnapping. PC Morgan said, "We believe that these kidnappers told Martin of their 'evil' plan to kidnap Antti but he claims that it was a joke and that they didn't think they'd do it. Unfortunately for us, he's keeping quiet and saying nothing."



http://www.finland-football.net/niemi050501.jpg

Kidnapped: Hearts star player, goalie Antti Niemi

Hehe, as always, just so so funny!!!!! :D:D. Wooohoo though that Antti will come back to us, and you can have the cloned one!!. So how many Antti's are you going to clone then?. Maybe it'll be millions, just so you let Niemi's rule the world!! ;)

Glad that we've been able to come to a good conclusion and now the protesters will leave me alone as well! ;). But really great stuff, although you and Evey caused us to lose a match, it was worth it, because this was a great story!! :D:)

Martian Martin
Mar 24th, 2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by shirley


http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugha.gif at Martin. Is is THAT obvious? Anyone who posts pics of Antti Niemi will be popular in my books.

*Shirley swoons!*

http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldred.gifhttp://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/blobs/red.gifhttp://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldblue.gif

Hehe yeah even my brain should have able to work that one out!! ;). Hmmm anyone posts pics of Antti, is popular in your book, so what if Colin Meldrum suddenly started posting on the board and he posted pics of Antti? Will he suddenly become popular with you? ;)

Martian Martin
Mar 24th, 2002, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by shirley
Martin, part of the "evil" kidnapping plan!

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/lovecuff.jpg

I can't find a pic of pink ones on the net!

Lmao!!!

I don't even want to think what sites you've been visiting to find this pic!! ;):p

Martian Martin
Mar 24th, 2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by LittleTennisFan


And that would be Hearts, then? http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/cwm/cwm/winkanim.gif One thing is for sure it wouldn't be Rangers. or Celtic for that matter

Oh yeah it definitely would be Hearts, although maybe not the best idea advising someone to support us, that probably seems like I'm being cruel to you ;), which I don't want to be!!. Yay for not supporting Rangers or Celtic, that's definitely a very very good thing!! :D

Martian Martin
Mar 24th, 2002, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Evey


Oi! well saying im the smaller one :p then again im am the ickle sister ;) hehe!

Hehe!! You can beat your giant sister Evey!! :D. Fight, fight, fight, fight!! ;)

shirley
Mar 24th, 2002, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Martin


Hehe, as always, just so so funny!!!!! :D:D. Wooohoo though that Antti will come back to us, and you can have the cloned one!!. So how many Antti's are you going to clone then?. Maybe it'll be millions, just so you let Niemi's rule the world!! ;)

Glad that we've been able to come to a good conclusion and now the protesters will leave me alone as well! ;). But really great stuff, although you and Evey caused us to lose a match, it was worth it, because this was a great story!! :D:)

:wavey: Martin

You see I'm a nice person and Hearts will have the real Antti back, but he's not been released yet ;) I think I'll clone 3 Antti's. One for Killie, one for me to keep and love and look after forever and ever :drool: and of course, Evey would have to have the other Antti. If she didn't get one all hell would break loose. :) Stayed tuned for the report when he's released.

shirley
Mar 24th, 2002, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by Martin


Hehe yeah even my brain should have able to work that one out!! ;). Hmmm anyone posts pics of Antti, is popular in your book, so what if Colin Meldrum suddenly started posting on the board and he posted pics of Antti? Will he suddenly become popular with you? ;)

Let me see, if Killie's crap 'keeper started posting pics of Antti would he become popular in my eyes? NO way!! Anyone else (well, apart from ... Bobby Williamson) who posts pics of Antti will be cool and popular in my eyes. :D

shirley
Mar 24th, 2002, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Martin


Lmao!!!

I don't even want to think what sites you've been visiting to find this pic!! ;):p

LOL! http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/laughing/1orglaugh.gif Glad you liked the pic though. It was a hard job but someone had to do it.

http://www.bubblegumclub.co.uk/Characters/Anims/smile2.gif

LittleTennisFan
Mar 24th, 2002, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Martin


Oh yeah it definitely would be Hearts, although maybe not the best idea advising someone to support us, that probably seems like I'm being cruel to you ;), which I don't want to be!!. Yay for not supporting Rangers or Celtic, that's definitely a very very good thing!! :D

Martin, you ain't being cruel to me by advising me to support Hearts.
I guess when they play I could cheer for them rather than being a full supporter. :)

See, I've started already.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/images/thesquad/first_team_squad_small.jpg

LittleTennisFan
Mar 24th, 2002, 08:06 PM
*bump*

http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldpurple.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/wiggle2.gif http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldpurple.gif

Evey
Mar 24th, 2002, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Martin
Hehe!! You can beat your giant sister Evey!! :D. Fight, fight, fight, fight!! ;)

:wavey: Martin! Hows you? I'm good, as you can see mad Killie fans have took over your thread hehe! :);)

hehe! Yeah i can beat her! :p

Martian Martin
Mar 25th, 2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by shirley


:wavey: Martin

You see I'm a nice person and Hearts will have the real Antti back, but he's not been released yet ;) I think I'll clone 3 Antti's. One for Killie, one for me to keep and love and look after forever and ever :drool: and of course, Evey would have to have the other Antti. If she didn't get one all hell would break loose. :) Stayed tuned for the report when he's released.

:wavey: Shirley!

Yeah no doubts about it, you are a nice person, if you weren't, then you wouldn't have given us the real Antti back, you might have just dressed someone up and put an Antti mask on his face!. Now I'm just putting ideas in your head, hehe!! ;). Good idea about the amount of cloned Antti's and I'm sure you and Evey will be just a wee bit happy ;). Yay for another report when he gets released, really looking forward to that! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 25th, 2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Let me see, if Killie's crap 'keeper started posting pics of Antti would he become popular in my eyes? NO way!! Anyone else (well, apart from ... Bobby Williamson) who posts pics of Antti will be cool and popular in my eyes. :D

Yeah I thought that about Meldrum!!!. Hehe yeah can't imagine BW being too popular if he posted a pic of Antti, would be slightly surreal if he came here and started posting pics of a rival keeper!!. I wonder what BW would call himself if he posted here? Maybe Traitor, Money Grabber or maybe My Chairman Looks Like Jabba The Hut? ;)

Martian Martin
Mar 25th, 2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by shirley


LOL! http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/laughing/1orglaugh.gif Glad you liked the pic though. It was a hard job but someone had to do it.

http://www.bubblegumclub.co.uk/Characters/Anims/smile2.gif

Hehe yeah it was a good pic, and I now know the address if I ever need to get some!! :p. Oh I'm sure you had more fun looking for these than you are letting on!! ;)

Martian Martin
Mar 25th, 2002, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by LittleTennisFan


Martin, you ain't being cruel to me by advising me to support Hearts.
I guess when they play I could cheer for them rather than being a full supporter. :)

See, I've started already.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/images/thesquad/first_team_squad_small.jpg

Yay!!! :). Glad to hear you don't think I'm being cruel to you, because I definitely don't want to be cruel! :). Yeah cheering for us when we play sounds great to me!! :). Always great to have another fan and no you don't need to be a full supporter, just cheering is enough! :)

Woooohooo at that pic, see I'm really converting you into being a big fan! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 25th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by Evey


:wavey: Martin! Hows you? I'm good, as you can see mad Killie fans have took over your thread hehe! :);)

hehe! Yeah i can beat her! :p

Hiya Evey!!!. Yeah mad Killie fans really have taken over this thread, but I don't mind at all, it's quite good really, hehe!! :)

How certain would you be of beating her, would you advise me to put my life savings on you beating her? ;):p

shirley
Mar 25th, 2002, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Martin


:wavey: Shirley!

Yeah no doubts about it, you are a nice person, if you weren't, then you wouldn't have given us the real Antti back, you might have just dressed someone up and put an Antti mask on his face!. Now I'm just putting ideas in your head, hehe!! ;). Good idea about the amount of cloned Antti's and I'm sure you and Evey will be just a wee bit happy ;). Yay for another report when he gets released, really looking forward to that! :)

Aaw, yay someone thinks I'm a nice person http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif. He-he you are indeed putting ideas in my head now. Yes me and Evey will be very happy with our Antti;s :)

shirley
Mar 25th, 2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Yeah I thought that about Meldrum!!!. Hehe yeah can't imagine BW being too popular if he posted a pic of Antti, would be slightly surreal if he came here and started posting pics of a rival keeper!!. I wonder what BW would call himself if he posted here? Maybe Traitor, Money Grabber or maybe My Chairman Looks Like Jabba The Hut? ;)

Bobby would be Big Fat Man Who Quit His So-Called Beloved Club To Go To A Crappy Wee Team

shirley
Mar 25th, 2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Hehe yeah it was a good pic, and I now know the address if I ever need to get some!! :p. Oh I'm sure you had more fun looking for these than you are letting on!! ;)

:D I guess you're right. I did have lots of fun looking for them. So if you need furry handcuffs you know who to ask. :cool:

LittleTennisFan
Mar 25th, 2002, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Yay!!! :). Glad to hear you don't think I'm being cruel to you, because I definitely don't want to be cruel! :). Yeah cheering for us when we play sounds great to me!! :). Always great to have another fan and no you don't need to be a full supporter, just cheering is enough! :)

Woooohooo at that pic, see I'm really converting you into being a big fan! :)

I don't think I'll progress to a full fan, I'll stick to cheering for Hearts.

:) I'm glad you liked the pic http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldblue.gif

Martian Martin
Mar 26th, 2002, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Aaw, yay someone thinks I'm a nice person http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif. He-he you are indeed putting ideas in my head now. Yes me and Evey will be very happy with our Antti;s :)

Yeah of course you are a nice person, no doubts about that at all! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 26th, 2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Bobby would be Big Fat Man Who Quit His So-Called Beloved Club To Go To A Crappy Wee Team

I'm sorry Shirley, you got his name wrong. :p. His name would be...Big Fat Man Who Quit His So-Called Beloved Club To Go To A Crappy Wee Team Who Are So Bad That Even Hearts Can Beat Them :D

Martian Martin
Mar 26th, 2002, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by shirley


:D I guess you're right. I did have lots of fun looking for them. So if you need furry handcuffs you know who to ask. :cool:

Well I'm glad you enjoyed looking for them!! :). Yeah I'll definitely remember that about the furry handcuffs, hehe, a statement I never thought I'd say :p

Martian Martin
Mar 26th, 2002, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by LittleTennisFan


I don't think I'll progress to a full fan, I'll stick to cheering for Hearts.

:) I'm glad you liked the pic http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/blobs/boldblue.gif

That's brilliant :). At least I know when Hearts play Killie next season, I won't be out numbered in people supporting Killie! :D

shirley
Mar 26th, 2002, 06:18 PM
Niemi released
Hearts 'keeper goes free

HEARTS Finnish International goalkeeper, Antti Niemi has been released by his kidnappers. The goalkeeper (29) had been kidnapped three weeks ago by Kilmarnock fans who demanded he signed for their club.

FINE

The goalkeeper was dropped off outside Tynecastle yesterday afternoon by his kidnappers. The Finnish star looked a bid dazed but said he felt fine. He said, "I'm just a bit dazed but otherwise I feel fine. I don't want any trouble. I want to look forward to playing Kilmarnock on Saturday.

CLONE

Saturday's game against Kilmarnock should be interesting as the Ayrshire club will have a clone of Niemi in their goal. The kidnappers have named the goalie, Mark . Kilmarnock manager Jim Jefferies said, "We can't have two Antti Niemi's so the kidnappers have called him Mark, as in Antti mark 2."

FREE

Lothian and Borders police have also let Hearts fan.substitute 'keeper, Martin go free. PC Nicky Morgan said, "We firnly believe that Martin had nothing to do with Antti's kidnapping."

CHARGES

Antti will not press charges against his kidnappers who have been named as Irvine sisters, Shirley (20) and Evey (18) He said, "The girls looked after me. They were so sweet and kind. They didn't harm me. I don't want them to get into trouble. I am not pressing charges. Through out these past three weeks, Shirley and Evey have become my friends."

UNSURE

Kilmarnock, meanwhile are unsure of what action they will take against the sisters. Commercal manager, Jim McSherry said, "We are undecided as what we will do to the girls. We may ban them from home games but then again because they have cloned Antti we've sold Colin Meldrum so maybe the girls should be praised. We could give them free season tickets for next season. We may make them VIP guests for the Hearts game on Saturday. Most Killie fans are quite happy we have Antti as a keeper."

RELIEF

Hearts manager, Craig Levein expressed his relief that the girls had released Antti. He said, "I'm just relieved that he's okay. I'm grateful that Shirley and Evey have released him."

KING

Antti said of his time with the kidnappers, "They treated me like a king. They put furry handcuffs on my wrists and hand fed me. I quite enjoyed it. They are sweet girls and I hope that no-one will harm them."

EACH

He also said that the girls had cloned three Antti's. He says laughing, "They cloned three of me. One for Killie and one of me for each of them. It's sweet actually. Shirley has nicknamed her clone "Mister Perfect."

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RELEASED: Hearts goalkeeper, Antti Niemi was yesterday released by his kidnappers. He refuses to press charges. He looked a bit dazed at yesterday's press conference.

shirley
Mar 26th, 2002, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Well I'm glad you enjoyed looking for them!! :). Yeah I'll definitely remember that about the furry handcuffs, hehe, a statement I never thought I'd say :p

Well, furry handcuffs make you say things you thought you'd never say :)

Martian Martin
Mar 26th, 2002, 08:09 PM
Wooohooooo!!!!!!! :D:D. Just a fantastic story, so funny as well and aww a nice happy ending too!!. Hehe you should definitely be getting VIP passes for getting rid of Colin Meldrum! :D

A really great story though, great work!!!. I can't say much more than that!! :D

Woohooo for the story!!!! :)

Martian Martin
Mar 26th, 2002, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by shirley


Well, furry handcuffs make you say things you thought you'd never say :)

Hehe I would definitely say you are talking from personal experience!! ;):p

Evey
Mar 26th, 2002, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Martin
Wooohooooo!!!!!!! :D:D. Just a fantastic story, so funny as well and aww a nice happy ending too!!. Hehe you should definitely be getting VIP passes for getting rid of Colin Meldrum! :D

lol i know! Good story sis :)

shirley
Mar 27th, 2002, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Martin
Wooohooooo!!!!!!! :D:D. Just a fantastic story, so funny as well and aww a nice happy ending too!!. Hehe you should definitely be getting VIP passes for getting rid of Colin Meldrum! :D

A really great story though, great work!!!. I can't say much more than that!! :D

Woohooo for the story!!!! :)

Aaw thanks http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif. I'm glad you liked it :) Happy ending for all involved.

Martian Martin
Mar 27th, 2002, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by shirley


Aaw thanks http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif. I'm glad you liked it :) Happy ending for all involved.

Yeah I really did like it, just a great story :). You should be getting Journalist of the Year!!! :)

shirley
Mar 27th, 2002, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Yeah I really did like it, just a great story :). You should be getting Journalist of the Year!!! :)

Aaw now Martin that's sweet. you've got me blushing again http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/blush.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/blush.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/blush.gif

Martian Martin
Mar 28th, 2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by shirley


Aaw now Martin that's sweet. you've got me blushing again http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/blush.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/blush.gif http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/blush.gif

Well it's really true, you could do a far better job than most of them could and the imagination to come up with the story as well, was great! :)

Hehe aww don't blush, hehe we are having a contest just now, see who can blush the most!!!http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif

Martian Martin
Mar 28th, 2002, 01:13 AM
It's just a real shame that Antti isn't Scottish, we could have done with him as our goalie tonight!!!

shirley
Mar 28th, 2002, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Martin


Well it's really true, you could do a far better job than most of them could and the imagination to come up with the story as well, was great! :)

Hehe aww don't blush, hehe we are having a contest just now, see who can blush the most!!!http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif

Aaw sweet! I could put the reporters at work to shame :) LOL @ the blushing contest

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Martian Martin
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by shirley


Aaw sweet! I could put the reporters at work to shame :) LOL @ the blushing contest

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You definitely could put them to shame :). Ok I think we need totals on the blushing contest, but I think you might just be slightly ahead just now, but I'm sure I'll catch up soon!!

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Hmmm ok, well I think I'm probably winning now ;)

shirley
Mar 29th, 2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Martin


You definitely could put them to shame :). Ok I think we need totals on the blushing contest, but I think you might just be slightly ahead just now, but I'm sure I'll catch up soon!!

http://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif http://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gifhttp://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif

Hmmm ok, well I think I'm probably winning now ;)

Okay i'd say you were leading in the blushing stakes.

But I'm catching up ;)

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Martian Martin
Mar 29th, 2002, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by shirley


Okay i'd say you were leading in the blushing stakes.

But I'm catching up ;)

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How can I possibly catch up on you now? ;)

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Oh well you are still in the lead ;). I'm just letting you win this contest to start with :p

Evey
Mar 29th, 2002, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Martin


How can I possibly catch up on you now? ;)

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Oh well you are still in the lead ;). I'm just letting you win this contest to start with :p

lol Martin,

shirley
Mar 30th, 2002, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Martin


How can I possibly catch up on you now? ;)

http://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gifhttp://www.grillsportverein.de/smilies/otn/love/icon_smile_blush.gif

Oh well you are still in the lead ;). I'm just letting you win this contest to start with :p

I see, i deserve to win because I showed you 'em first ;)

Martian Martin
Mar 31st, 2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by shirley


I see, i deserve to win because I showed you 'em first ;)

Hehe that's a good a reason as any ;), but no you deserve to win, because, because, because I say so!! :D

shirley
Mar 31st, 2002, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by Martin


Hehe that's a good a reason as any ;), but no you deserve to win, because, because, because I say so!! :D

aaw, that's sweet. You deserve to win because .... you are a lovely person :D

LittleTennisFan
Apr 8th, 2002, 06:46 PM
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Martian Martin
Apr 9th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by shirley


aaw, that's sweet. You deserve to win because .... you are a lovely person :D

Oh no, I never replied to this :o. But yay to LTF for doing some bumping :). Awww thanks for saying that about me, I know you only said that because you wanted me to do this again, hehe ;)
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