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Infiniti2001
Oct 6th, 2004, 05:09 PM
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


:lol: :tape:

King Aaron
Oct 6th, 2004, 05:21 PM
I read it in the papers. :lol: :o

Bacardi
Oct 6th, 2004, 07:04 PM
Gives a new meaning to choking the chicken doesn't it :lol:

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 6th, 2004, 07:07 PM
Gives a new meaning to choking the chicken doesn't it :lol:

LMAO Very good.

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 6th, 2004, 07:08 PM
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

By dog, do you mean another man?

chapel
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:14 PM
lucky he's got no use for it anymore. ....hehe

Kart
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:19 PM
I didn't realise 67 qualified as elderly :confused:.

Kart
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:19 PM
And NO I am not 67 :rolleyes:.

Kart
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:21 PM
As for the actual story :speakles:.

I'm assuming the guy was aiming to kill a cock rather than a hen.

SJW
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:25 PM
*smh*

darren cahill
Oct 6th, 2004, 09:25 PM
As for the actual story :speakles:.

I'm assuming the guy was aiming to kill a cock rather than a hen.
You stole my cock joke! Couldnt believe no one else brought up cock before now!

CC
Oct 6th, 2004, 10:12 PM
I loved the way the dog "rushed to eat it." Perhaps if he had been feeding the dog he wouldn't have gobbled up his penis so quickly. :haha:

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 7th, 2004, 12:06 AM
I'm sorry but nobody on earth could mistake their cock for a chicken's neck. Especially since he was supposed to be wearing underwear.

Clearly he was getting his dog to give him oral and it all backfired.

Surely he could have come up with a better excuse than that though?? :confused:
That just sounds so disgusting...:mad:

fabifan#1
Oct 7th, 2004, 01:39 AM
lol!!!!

:haha: that would hurt so much except if ur old is just like a little thing that is worthless :haha:

Mr_Molik
Oct 7th, 2004, 05:23 AM
I'm sorry but nobody on earth could mistake their cock for a chicken's neck. Especially since he was supposed to be wearing underwear.

Clearly he was getting his dog to give him oral and it all backfired.

Surely he could have come up with a better excuse than that though?? :confused:
ur probably right :scared:

Lord Chips
Oct 7th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Thats gonna hurt in the morning

Darop.
Oct 7th, 2004, 11:53 AM
I'm sorry but nobody on earth could mistake their cock for a chicken's neck. Especially since he was supposed to be wearing underwear.

Clearly he was getting his dog to give him oral and it all backfired.

Surely he could have come up with a better excuse than that though?? :confused:
So true! :haha:

Beefy
Oct 7th, 2004, 12:06 PM
Where were his pants?

CC
Oct 8th, 2004, 12:57 AM
I wonder if it was Beefy.

Beefy
Oct 8th, 2004, 07:50 AM
Considering I'm 20, live in Australia, and don't have a dog, I don't think so. Covering up for yourself are you CC?

CC
Oct 8th, 2004, 11:20 AM
Considering I'm 20, live in Australia, and don't have a dog, I don't think so. Covering up for yourself are you CC?
I was only wondering if the penis was beefy. I never said it was you. And the last time I checked, I still had my penis.:tape: