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Mar 15th, 2002, 04:12 PM
"Don't make me run! I'm, full of chocolate!"
Uder, the German Exchange student whilst being chased by Homer with a towel. :D
Mar 15th, 2002, 04:13 PM
"Doh!" - Homer Simpson
Mar 15th, 2002, 05:12 PM
"It's funny because its true"
"All my life I've been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body"
:) :) :D :D
Mar 15th, 2002, 10:40 PM
"What's that? A broken neck? Great!"
Mar 15th, 2002, 10:45 PM
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmm donuts!"- Homer
"Now, now, this is not a lending library. Put down that magazine or I'll blow your heads off!" - Apu
Mar 15th, 2002, 10:58 PM
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." - Homer :D
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer :D
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). - Homer ;)
"No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am." - Bart :D
"Oh no, the dead have risen and their voting Republican." - Lisa ;)
Mar 15th, 2002, 11:51 PM
"Bonjour ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!!" -Groundskeeper Willie
Apu: "In fact I can recite pi to 40,000 places, the last digit is 1".....Homer: "Mmmmm...pie" :)
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"- Homer :D
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"- Homer :)
Mar 16th, 2002, 01:45 AM
WHY U LITTLE.........(STRANGLES)
Mar 16th, 2002, 07:18 AM
Homer, while driving, talking to Bart:
"Well son, it takes a lot to impress your old dad, (looks left) WOW, A BLUE CAR!!:) :bounce:
Mar 16th, 2002, 12:19 PM
Homer: "No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million other people better at it than you."
Homer: "(reads)To start, press any key. Where's the ANY key?"
Mar 16th, 2002, 02:15 PM
on one of those halloween episodes:
Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
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