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beauty_is_pink
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:29 PM
http://www.elena-bovina.com/photo/Hasselt/3_2004.jpg

:haha: Kim looks terrified of Lena

Mateo Mathieu
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:30 PM
LMAO! :haha:

SilK
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:31 PM
She looks like: 'WOW! Not that close, you HUGE predatory lesbian' :lol:

Mateo Mathieu
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:31 PM
God, Elena still wears that damn boring outfit? :o

Vass22
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:33 PM
"Do you have a hanky? No? It's okay I'll use your hand"

Mateo Mathieu
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:40 PM
Bovina: "Um, may I ask you a question?"
Clijsters: "Y-Yes."
Bovina: "Are you Kim Clijsters?"
Clijsters: "Y-Y-Yes."
Bovina: "Oh, I just thinking, that's all."
Clijsters: "W-What did you thinking about?"
Bovina: "Are you OK? Oh, I was saying that you look somewhat Olivier Rochus."
Clijsters: "B-B-B-B-Bitch!"

esquímaux
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:49 PM
Kimmiepoo :sad:

Andrew.
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:52 PM
*Shake hands*

Kim: FUCK that hurt!
Lena: Oops sorry. Shake my hand, bitch.
Kim: No let go!
Lena: I'll not letting go until you look me in the eye and shake my hand.

*Scratches Kim's eyes out*

Evelyn Tremble
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:54 PM
Kim: Look Elena no tongue or they'll post this all over the message board.

SelesFan70
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:01 PM
:lol:

Kim in her head: Damn, this girl is more manly than my fiance'!!!! Scary!

beauty_is_pink
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:03 PM
*Shake hands*

Kim: FUCK that hurt!
Lena: Oops sorry. Shake my hand, bitch.
Kim: No let go!
Lena: I'll not letting go until you look me in the eye and shake my hand.

*Scratches Kim's eyes out*:haha: rep! rep! :haha:

ok mine.. and please remember.. im a Bovina fan also! :)

Lena: hey Kim you okay? hows the wrist?
Kim: um.. yess Miss Bovina, it's um, realli well.
Lena: well i hope we can get pass how i kicked your wrist, my apology
Kim: yes ma am, it wasnt your fault, it was mine... how stupid of me to tie my shoes when it was untie. absoulety my fault.

Darop.
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:03 PM
Do indoor surfaces make Lena crave bitch fights?? :scared:

CooCooCachoo
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:04 PM
:lol:

Kim in her head: Damn, this girl is more manly than my fiance'!!!! Scary!

:lol:

CooCooCachoo
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:06 PM
Elena: My, you have such big, yummy arms.
Kim: She sounds like Lleyton.. Scary!

KoOlMaNsEaN
Oct 3rd, 2004, 07:43 PM
elena-"there there :kiss:"

BK4ever
Oct 3rd, 2004, 07:49 PM
"kim" yuck...u still wearing that outfit, its been like two years!

Julian
Oct 3rd, 2004, 07:49 PM
I like Elena's outfit! :hearts:

Elena: Im so sorry u had to retire Kim.ur one of the nicest players on the tour
Kim: Dont give me that bullshit u tall *ss b*tch!

lol and..

Kim: Eww! Ur one of those "things" Damir Dokic was talking about!

hehe

Hant Hant
Oct 3rd, 2004, 08:26 PM
Kim: Girl, just because my wrist is hurt doesn't mean I won't fight back if you molest me.

Brian Stewart
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:46 AM
Elena: (reaching forward) "Wow, Kim, you have a really nice pair of..."
Kim: "What?"
Elena: "...arms! Uh, a really nice pair of arms."

or

Kim: (backing away from the post-match kiss) "Hey! You closed your eyes! You stole my bit!"

or

"Oh, no, Kim, I'm not making a pass at you. Where'd you get a silly idea like that?"

"You'd be a lot more convincing if you weren't staring at my boobs."

Brian Stewart
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:51 AM
or

"Here, let me rub your arms to warm you up."

"Why?"

"Aren't you cold?"

"No. Where'd you get that idea?"

"Um, nevermind."

Bamafan717
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:53 AM
is Elena a lesbian :eek:

Zhao
Oct 4th, 2004, 07:54 AM
Bovina: "Are you ok??"

Kim: " I INJURED MY WRIST...WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU TOUCHING MY ARM???"

Lemonskin.
Oct 4th, 2004, 08:00 AM
Kim: "AARRGGHHH!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! SHE'S TOUCHING MY SPECIAL SPOOOOOOOT!!!"

pav
Oct 4th, 2004, 09:51 AM
Kim- "Big Girl, You won, I've given up,it makes Me burn
and You are trying to show Me some concern
I didn't want You to shake My hand
I'm sure that You would understand
with Your big hand You might hurt My wrist
and I've had this damn annoying cyst
if that happened I would get real pissed
now that huge hand is upon My arm
to show sympathy, support and charm
but what if that hand comes to rest
on My shapely perky left breast?
the sensation Bovo could be creatin'
could be better than anything brought on by Lleyton
sleeping with old Lleyton 's not that bad
but a couple of things make Me a bit sad
even in a hot session in bed
He still wears His cap backwards on His head
and when We are in the middle of getting it on
He stops, screws His face up and yells C'mon!
so sleeping with big Bovina could be quite a stunt
till She lets go with Her bloodcurdling grunt!
I'd get such a fright I'd fall out of bed
and twist My other wrist instead!

Doraemon
Oct 4th, 2004, 10:00 AM
Bovina: Let's see...Allow me to heal your injury with my magical hand. Haaaaaah!

Kim: thinking "What the hell is this bitch trying to do to me? It's my right wrist that is injured not the left one for God's sake.."

Sharapova's_Boy
Oct 4th, 2004, 10:48 AM
LMAO. :haha:

peanuts
Oct 4th, 2004, 11:04 AM
She looks like: 'WOW! Not that close, you HUGE predatory lesbian' :lol:
:haha::haha:kim really looked scared of lena...guess she didn't realized how tall lena was until they got to the net ;) ;) ;)

Doraemon
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:11 PM
Bovina: Sorry about your wrist but I must add I still would have won either way.
Kim: No fuckin way!

saab95
Oct 4th, 2004, 04:38 PM
http://www.sharapova.ru/Images/Foto/Vne_korta/Vne_korta2004/346.jpg

Elena : what hell Sharapova doing in Asia?
Kim: playing Williams sisters for asian #1

jklense
Oct 4th, 2004, 05:00 PM
compare the starting pic http://www.elena-bovina.com/photo/Hasselt/3_2004.jpgwith this one: http://boxmail.biz/constructor/img/142946.jpg
Different feelings... ;)

BoucharDRules
Oct 4th, 2004, 05:21 PM
even in a hot session in bed
He still wears His cap backwards on His head
and when We are in the middle of getting it on
He stops, screws His face up and yells C'mon!


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