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GoDominique
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:36 PM
This is a serious question.

Vote!

treiber04
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:39 PM
I seriously think I could beat her, my serve may not be the best but I have very consistent strokes and as I've seen that her backhand is as bad as a two-year olds I'd just keep hitting it too that. I'd probably win 6-3 6-2.

Xian
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:44 PM
As I play tennis since Im 7 I will beat her 60 60 for sure

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:52 PM
6-0 6-1.

I'd probably have one really horrible, inexplicable game.

GoDominique
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:54 PM
I wanted to make it a public poll, but forgot. :sobbing:

Who has voted '0-6 0-6'? :sobbing:

E. Blackadder
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:55 PM
I think most of us would lose to her, and I'm not kidding.

Brαm
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:57 PM
3-6 3-6 if I have a good day ;)

Kutuzova
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:58 PM
i would beat her 6-0 6-0, i have been playing since i was 3.

Xian
Oct 2nd, 2004, 06:00 PM
Dont think you need to much beat a Loeffler Caro

Princess Fiona
Oct 2nd, 2004, 06:02 PM
She would beat me 6-0 6-0 for sure... (If I didn't have to pull out halfway through the match due to my lack of conditioning... :o ;) )

I haven't played tennis since school... And I did not really play it there!! (I did not like school sports!! Understatement alert!!) I do try and keep fit though by going to the gym... ;) But still I would lose HAAARD... *siiiigh* ;)

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 2nd, 2004, 06:06 PM
I think most of us would lose to her, and I'm not kidding.
maybe if most of us here completely suck at tennis :lol:

faboozadoo15
Oct 2nd, 2004, 06:06 PM
6-0 6-1.

I'd probably have one really horrible, inexplicable game.
me2. 6-0 6-0 wins just don't seem to come my way...

CooCooCachoo
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:28 PM
She'd kick my butt 6-0 6-0 :haha: :tape: :lol:

E. Blackadder
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:29 PM
I think I'd give her a run but lose 5-7 5-7 or something

Bamafan717
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:37 PM
My dad could probably beat her (they are the same age), and I have defeated him 6-0 6-0 before. But that was on a good day. I would beat her 7-5 6-2. First set, I would try and see what her game plan is, and then the second, I would take over.

Elvira
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:44 PM
If anybody ever lost to Nancy, the score would be 1-6 2-6. Her only two match wins have come at that score.

GoDominique
Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:46 PM
If anybody ever lost to Nancy, the score would be 1-6 2-6. Her only two match wins have come at that score.
That's why I have included that score. ;)

thelittlestelf
Oct 2nd, 2004, 08:06 PM
Lol hmm, I've never seen her play.

CJ07
Oct 2nd, 2004, 08:10 PM
Is she that bad? I dunno maybe a few games? :shrug:

selesfan1
Oct 2nd, 2004, 08:17 PM
I voted for 6-2,6-2 because usually beginner players or players who aren't very good unintentionally hit their shots with lots of top spin and hit them short into the court. I would probably have trouble with the topspin if my assumptions are correct.

Lee-Waters' Boy
Oct 2nd, 2004, 08:22 PM
honest to god anyone on this board who has played competitive tennis, even on a mediocre high school team, would likely beat nancy at least 62 62 and thats if you are making a lot of errors

paul_masterton
Oct 2nd, 2004, 08:57 PM
i reckon i'd lose 2 or 3 games, wining 61 62 or something like that.

mainly beacsue it is not unusual for me to hit 2 or 3 double fautls every game, and if it's a long game, we can go up to 4 or 5.

and i have a tendancy to rush approach shots and smack them into the bottom of the net.

so i reckon my errors would give her a few games, that and it's often difficult to hit very slow "powder puff" serves, it happens all teh time even to top players. the first few go flying about all over the place beacsue they bounce all over the place, especially if they are being framed.

even so, go nancy :hearts:

LRWTT
Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:09 PM
:lol:

She is one of the Bagel Girls!!
They have their own board, you can find it in Elvira´s signature!

CJ07
Oct 2nd, 2004, 11:49 PM
honest to god anyone on this board who has played competitive tennis, even on a mediocre high school team, would likely beat nancy at least 62 62 and thats if you are making a lot of errors
really? :o

then I guess 7-6 6-3 maybe? but I still doubt it

¤CharlDa¤
Oct 3rd, 2004, 12:37 AM
I think Id win 0 and 1 lol...Like Aloex, I'd ahve one horrible game!

tennischick
Oct 3rd, 2004, 12:47 AM
6-2 6-2

call me generouschick :p

~Cherry*Blossom~
Oct 3rd, 2004, 01:14 AM
I can't beat any1 at the moment. The last match I played I lost 6-0 6-0 (against someone I used to be able to beat easily). Everytime I would hit an error and its annoying :mad: . In that 6-0 6-0 match I lost, I had only 1 winner and my opponent had only 3 winners, and I won only 14 points. :sad: So I think against a professional player I would lose by the same scoreline (unless I practice :) )!

bw2082
Oct 3rd, 2004, 01:20 AM
I don't play so I'd get double bagled for sure :lol:

Chunchun
Oct 3rd, 2004, 01:23 AM
who is Nancy Loeffler-Caro?? :confused:

Andrew.
Oct 3rd, 2004, 03:27 AM
who is Nancy Loeffler-Caro?? :confused: A poor Canadian woman who shouldn't be playing tennis.

faboozadoo15
Oct 3rd, 2004, 03:44 AM
A poor Canadian woman who shouldn't be playing tennis.
oh contraire, she is rich and rich in life.
but anyone here who plays tennis would beat her or nearly beat her.

Hayato
Oct 3rd, 2004, 03:48 AM
poor Nancy, horrible thread :sad:

Berlin_Calling
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:10 AM
id beat her 6-0 6-0, easily.

esquímaux
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:29 AM
6-1 6-0 I'd have my usual game with 2 aces followed by 4 double faultz :tape::angel:

CJ07
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:35 AM
poor girl :lol:
Great commitment though

vogus
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:58 AM
I don't think anybody really knows exactly what level tennis player this Nancy Loeffler Caro actually is.

I tend to think of her as an example of what would happen if an average wtaworld poster got a bunch of money together and went out and tried to play on the tour. But that might be giving Nancy's game too much credit.

faboozadoo15
Oct 3rd, 2004, 05:51 AM
There's at least 10 posters here who saw her play, including me, so we know what level she plays. And some saw her play numerous times.
did any of you guys see her on the days where she won a game or two? if not, you guys saw her on her PMS days!!! too bad for her that soon she will be menopausal :tape:

Andrew.
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:10 AM
oh contraire, she is rich and rich in life.
but anyone here who plays tennis would beat her or nearly beat her. Not poor in money.

vogus
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:44 AM
Not poor in money.
nobody who travels around the world for years and years having no job and losing 6-0 6-0 in tennis matches is poor in money. Somebody is bankrolling this lady.

So, Dr. Bagel, since you've seen her, does she totally suck, or can she play a little bit?

eddy
Oct 3rd, 2004, 07:06 AM
You obviously never saw her play... ;) She's a very average club player, a lot of people here would beat her easily.
nancy is even worse than that, at least many club players can keep a normal paced ball in the court for a handful of shots, nancy cant even do that

i'd beat her 6-0 6-0 unless i played a very loose game

Mateo Mathieu
Oct 3rd, 2004, 07:09 AM
A 62 62 victory for me :awww:

eddy
Oct 3rd, 2004, 07:09 AM
nobody who travels around the world for years and years having no job and losing 6-0 6-0 in tennis matches is poor in money. Somebody is bankrolling this lady.

So, Dr. Bagel, since you've seen her, does she totally suck, or can she play a little bit?
ive seen her once, just hit to nancys backhand and its either not going over the net and if it does luckily tap it over, just hit it in the open court for the point

nancy's backhand is the most fucked up shot i've ever seen and i see lots of beginners

SM
Oct 3rd, 2004, 08:08 AM
what a stupid thread

Mr_Molik
Oct 3rd, 2004, 10:56 AM
id like to think id double bagel her, if shes as bad as ppl say :tape:

thelittlestelf
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:15 PM
How did this woman become pro if she's so horrible :confused:?

If she's as bad as you all say, then I guess I could beat her!

¤CharlDa¤
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:52 PM
You are the living proof jp :kiss: ;)

I saw Nancy win one of her two matches....And even there it was horrible lol..

skanky~skanketta
Oct 3rd, 2004, 04:56 PM
prolly 6-3 6-4 or something cuz she has more experience. but i'll beat her. the next meeting would be 6-2 6-0

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 12:45 AM
Thanks for voting!

faboozadoo15
Oct 4th, 2004, 01:38 AM
quick, nancy fans, without busting out her record, can anyone remember any times where she won games against semi formidable opponents? bc if she did, then i think the people here saying they'd double bagel her would have to settle for 1 game lost ;)

thelittlestelf
Oct 4th, 2004, 01:40 AM
If she's so bad how bad are the two players she beat? Not just beat, mauled! Well maybe not mauled...

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:12 AM
She has won one game against Kelly McCain, Abigail Spears and Janet Lee (who was pretty good at that time).

Regarding Janet Lee, we used to think that the one game was a gift because she is too nice to double-bagel someone. :angel:
But a few weeks ago she beat Amy Dillingham 6-0 6-0, so it seems as if Nancy actually WON that game. :eek:

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:13 AM
Didn't see your reply, Dr. MB. ;)

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:16 AM
Nancy won a game at love against Wozniak (who just beat Osterloh this week).
Did you see the match? :eek:

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:27 AM
I'm sure I have read the report, but I've forgotten that I did. :o

OMG I remember the article !!! :eek: I've been trying to find it somewhere on the net, but without success.
If you have it, please post all of it. :drool:

SzavayFi
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:28 AM
in boys 14 i am ranked top 10 in texas, idk who that girl is but i geuss 6-0 6-0 idk

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:40 AM
:awww: but thanks anyway. ;)

The pic ;) I think it was the first one that we ever had of her.

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:41 AM
One more question: do you have the web address of the article's website?

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:44 AM
:haha:

Martian Willow
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:50 AM
http://www.sunspot.net/ I just have that link.

The article is archived but it's $2.95 to read it all. :o

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:51 AM
OMG the article is still available but it costs $2.95 :mad: :mad: :mad:

The f*cking link doesn't work. :rolleyes:

I would pay but I don't have a credit card. :p

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 03:03 AM
Pfffff greatest thread. :rolleyes: Only if you put the page back online. :p
Do you know how many websites still list it? "Humorous website that offers information on blah blah ..."

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 03:40 AM
I found another great thread!

http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=58002

Nancy and Fodera lost a double match 8-0 without winning a point. :o

It also says Nancy doesn't mind travelling around the world. :eek: Ding ding $$$. Then why do her husband wear clothes that seem directly bought from the Salvation Army?
Too bad the Karen Fodera pic doesn't show up on page 2. ;) Although I doubt that it was really her. :lol: That woman looked too old and also too sane. ;)

IMO Nancy is THE bagel-girl. Sure, all the others are great too, but Nancy deserves that title the most, because she is probably the worst of them all, and because she is quite weird. A lot of things about her don't really make sense, so she almost has a mystic aura around her. ;)

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 03:54 AM
Yeah, Nancy plays a lot less. :( But I don't think she's retired yet, she played three weeks ago. ;)
She probably focuses on maintaining her ranking. She will be ranked at least until June 2005 so I'm pretty sure we will see her again. Hopefully already in Quebec.

Wozniak :fiery:

EFY hasn't played this week either. :eek:

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 04:00 AM
Yes, last year the draw was quite strong. No byes. :eek:

Maybe Elizabeth will play there too. :D

croat123
Oct 4th, 2004, 04:27 AM
i haven't seen her play, but i should beat her 0 and 0 cause i've been training for 10 years

faboozadoo15
Oct 4th, 2004, 04:34 AM
:tape: :scared: karen fodera vs. roger federer :eek: :scared:

Jeff
Oct 4th, 2004, 09:47 AM
I just looked at her results for this year, and Nancy actually played Adriana Serra-Zanetti in August at Cincinatti for qualies :eek: She lost 6-0, 6-0 of course. How can this woman have the right to play, geesh, I'll never understand :o

Bamafan717
Oct 4th, 2004, 09:54 AM
why is this woman so bad? i'm still shocked to see that she loses EVERY match by the score of 6-0 6-0, 6-0 6-1, or 6-1 6-1 :o

Jeff
Oct 4th, 2004, 10:09 AM
Oh, and I'd beat her easily 6-0, 6-1. Why 6-1? Because I can never manage to psychologically finish off a match 6-0, 6-0 :p

GoDominique
Oct 4th, 2004, 01:46 PM
I just looked at her results for this year, and Nancy actually played Adriana Serra-Zanetti in August at Cincinatti for qualies :eek: She lost 6-0, 6-0 of course. How can this woman have the right to play, geesh, I'll never understand :o
She has earned it. Thanks.