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Darop.
Sep 30th, 2004, 04:11 PM
Question: In what kind of situation is Jelena? She is constantly loosing her matches, she can't get a win for a long time...
Damir: Listen to me! I am a very good friend with Mark Philippoussis, as well as with his father, whom is a very good friend of mine. On WTA Tour, girls have no escort. Either lesbians or managers, who steal money from them, surround them. You can see Martina Navratilova back on courts. Why? So she can help make that lobby stronger. I will mention Amelia Island tournament. This is one of my favorite tournaments. Once I was in the garden, drinking, smoking my cigarettes, when around 2am I saw 4-5 tennis players holding their hands. When I told to world that there are 50% of lesbians in tennis, no one believed me!

:tape:

DelMonte
Sep 30th, 2004, 04:15 PM
The man is an idiot. That's all.

bandabou
Sep 30th, 2004, 04:29 PM
:lol: :haha: So what?! It´s their lives....

Pureracket
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:08 PM
Well, you have some posters on this board who might share Damir's sentiment for this being wrong. . ..LOL!!!!!

St.Sebastian
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:21 PM
Damir must have drunk too much that night ;) ;)

BTW - What has Phillipousis to do with that :confused: ??

TheBoiledEgg
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:28 PM
Damir must have drunk too much that night ;) ;)

BTW - What has Phillipousis to do with that :confused: ??looks like he's worked his "magic" on Scud too :tape: :lol:
he hasnt won a match since :confused: :confused:

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:33 PM
Alex and Samantha Stevenson has been vindicated...:worship: Preddy Lezzies are affecting good players...:scared:

ToeTag
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:39 PM
numbnuts said:Either lesbians or managers, who steal money from them,Yo!Damir.You forgot to mention lazy-assed "fathers".
Once I was in the garden, drinking, smoking my cigarettes, when around 2am I saw 4-5 tennis players holding their handsHe should really stop smoking those kind of cigs so late at night. :o

Shenanigans
Sep 30th, 2004, 05:43 PM
So what I can gather from the answer to the question, is that Jelena has not won a match cause her father is friends with Mark P and father. Martina returned to the tour to increase the number of lesbians even though 50% of the tour is lesbian according to him. Lesbians and managers have stolen her money and 4-5 players holding hands at 2 am in the morning has upset her father. :confused:

CooCooCachoo
Sep 30th, 2004, 06:00 PM
:lol: :tape:

griffin
Sep 30th, 2004, 06:01 PM
Nav is playing doubles to make the lesbo lobby in tennis stronger?

I thought it was because she had no life and lost all her money in palimony suits

;)

Joana
Sep 30th, 2004, 06:13 PM
Nav is playing doubles to make the lesbo lobby in tennis stronger?


Serbian people love talking about homosexual lobbies. Whenever someone fails at some job it's because homosexual lobby stopped them.

dreamgoddess099
Sep 30th, 2004, 07:03 PM
You can see Martina Navratilova back on courts. Why? So she can help make that lobby stronger. :lol: Why would Martina be needed to make the lobby stronger? According to him, the lobby is already half of the tour. Someone please get that man away from his crack pipe.
I will mention Amelia Island tournament. This is one of my favorite tournaments. Once I was in the garden, drinking, smoking my cigarettes, when around 2am :haha: Does he even know pathetic he's making himself sound? He didn't have anything better to do at 2am in the morning than hang around a tennis facility drinking and smoking? Maybe he was lesbian hunting. :lol:

I saw 4-5 tennis players holding their hands. Holding hands with another female automatically makes you a lesbian? :eek: I'll have to remember next time I'm walking with my mom having a heart to heart.

When I told to world that there are 50% of lesbians in tennis, no one believed Of course nobody believed you, everybody knows there are 90% of lesbians in tennis. :rolleyes: Just like there are crazy parent coaches with no lives who try to bully their children into staying with and supporting them by threatening to ruin their careers so that they don't have to get off their lazy fat asses to get jobs and be real men and support their families instead of hiding behind their kids like weak pussys.

Vass22
Sep 30th, 2004, 07:57 PM
Why is he still free and not in a mental hospital? Surely he qualifies for a "lunatic, dangerous to society"?

:lol: :lol:

faste5683
Sep 30th, 2004, 08:57 PM
Yeah, those dangerous tennis lesbian couples. Wouldn't want to come across a couple of them late at night. No, I'd much rather confront a frenzied, raging, alcoholic tennis dad.

Freaking tennis dads...get a job!

:wavey:

DA FOREHAND
Sep 30th, 2004, 08:59 PM
Nav is playing doubles to make the lesbo lobby in tennis stronger?

I thought it was because she had no life and lost all her money in palimony suits

;)
roflmbao!@!!!!!
:lol:

esquímaux
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:02 PM
OMFG Damir is biggest tard he is 100% tard :silly:

Frank
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:02 PM
Yeah, those dangerous tennis lesbian couples. Wouldn't want to come across a couple of them late at night. No, I'd much rather confront a frenzied, raging, alcoholic tennis dad.

Freaking tennis dads...get a job!

:wavey: :lol:

Ravsieg
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:15 PM
Asked about Jelena losing matches:

- Talks about being friends with Mark.
- WTA players are lesbians.
- Managers rob money.
- He drinked and smoked at 2 Am.
- Martina Navratilova just came to increase lesbianism in tennis.

The only reasonable thing I can gather from this:

- He might have TRIED to say that Martina Navratilova wanted to turn Jelena into a lesbian, but the Mark part is completely out of place.

<b>But after all who's going to listen to someone who has just said he was drinking and smoking whoever knows what at 2 Am...</b>

GoDominique
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:19 PM
OMFG Damir is biggest tard he is 100% tard :silly:
:anzela: :scared: :retard:

esquímaux
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:19 PM
:anzela: :scared: :retard::haha::haha::haha:

Hant Hant
Sep 30th, 2004, 10:40 PM
wha

faste5683
Sep 30th, 2004, 10:43 PM
These damn tennis dads...Dockic, Sharapova, Capriati, Williams, Pierce...throw 'em all into a barb-wire enclosed ring, feed them a quart of vodka, then give each one of 'em a running, exquisitely sharpened chain saw. Then tell them to demonstrate their forehand and backhand strokes...blind-folded.

:wavey:

MilanDokic
Sep 30th, 2004, 11:26 PM
Damir is right! He is exellent man! You don't know Damir! He is a king!

hotandspicey
Oct 1st, 2004, 12:17 AM
Whatever he was drinking and smoking that night made him paranoid.Did he see 4-5 girls, or 4-5 couples??? Five is an odd #, so damn, there must have been a threesome. We all missed it!!

Albireo
Oct 1st, 2004, 01:15 AM
Whatever source this came from is a disgrace to journalistic ethics (which is saying something) for granting this piece of shit a forum to vent his pustulent opinions.

Rocketta
Oct 1st, 2004, 01:48 AM
that's pretty funny....:lol:

vettipooh
Oct 1st, 2004, 01:54 AM
I think if (not saying she is) Jelena told him she was a lesbian, the poor man would probably have aheart attack, or try to sue the wta. Poor Damir. If Jelena was winning titles, especially GS, we wouldn't hear any of that nonsense from him!!!He's delusional.

Julian
Oct 1st, 2004, 02:26 AM
damn those lesbians..hes just pissed that a lesbo is now #1 in the world. lol

SerialKiller#69
Oct 1st, 2004, 05:55 AM
:lol:

Jackson.
Oct 1st, 2004, 10:12 AM
:lol:

Femme Fatale
Oct 1st, 2004, 10:18 AM
:haha:

samn
Oct 1st, 2004, 10:37 AM
These damn tennis dads...Dockic, Sharapova, Capriati, Williams, Pierce...throw 'em all into a barb-wire enclosed ring, feed them a quart of vodka, then give each one of 'em a running, exquisitely sharpened chain saw. Then tell them to demonstrate their forehand and backhand strokes...blind-folded.

:wavey:


Come on, don't be a sexist and restrict this free-for-all to tennis dads. Samantha Stevenson has earned her right to be in that ring ;)
(Oh, and I suppose Roland Jaeger and Peter Graf will be the referees, yes? :lol: )

samn
Oct 1st, 2004, 10:43 AM
I think if (not saying she is) Jelena told him she was a lesbian, the poor man would probably have aheart attack, or try to sue the wta. Poor Damir. If Jelena was winning titles, especially GS, we wouldn't hear any of that nonsense from him!!!He's delusional.

I remember Damir being quoted as saying that if he found out Jelena was a lesbian, he'd kill himself. It inspired quite a few wisecracks about how if Jelena ever wanted to experiment with her sexuality, this was the perfect moment to do so :)

Greenout
Oct 1st, 2004, 11:18 AM
OMG! :haha:

I swear Damir is like one big endless punchline, over
and over.

Was he drunk when this interview took place?

gentenaire
Oct 1st, 2004, 12:06 PM
Where did you get this from? Did you hear it on TV or translate it from an article in another language?