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esquímaux
Sep 28th, 2004, 04:45 PM
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"Aye aye captain."
:p

DaNieLa RoCkZ
Sep 28th, 2004, 04:54 PM
"Look at my face, its so fat because i have been eating all time since my win at Wimbledon and i havent even been practicing my tennis. But im ONLY 17 and ill have plenty of time to lose the weight!"

DeDe4925
Sep 28th, 2004, 05:05 PM
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"Aye aye captain."
:p
"Of course I have a mind, I'm a Renaissance Woman. But, I'm only 17 and I have a lot of time to figure out what that means." :p

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2004, 05:08 PM
She needs to get her nails done and wax her upper lip. Otherwise, she's Hollywood material, well, at least for TV and maybe some cameos on the big screen.

Darop.
Sep 28th, 2004, 05:57 PM
Esqui :haha:

Evelyn Tremble
Sep 28th, 2004, 08:27 PM
I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. Whenever I play Serena and she gets a bad call I will say the ball was in.So help me God and my WTA ranking.

esquímaux
Sep 28th, 2004, 08:44 PM
Sharapova:
'O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?':haha:

pav
Sep 28th, 2004, 08:59 PM
No caption, but feel a morning Maria song coming on

Maria, the girls a big hit in Korea
hundreds have bought tickets just to see Her
and many locals have since found
how wonderful that combination of blonde hair good looks and sound
can be
Maria, when it's quiet Her grunt's almost pathetic
when loud it's like a cat castrated without anesthetic
wowee

Maria, some will think Her walk to the wall is a bit queer
they will love Her pre-serve hair tuck behind Her ear
will They go home and dream about Her size
Her blonde Hair and those blue eyes?
We'll see

Maria, will a win here advance Her career?
the reason She went there to Us all is quite clear
will it help Her end of year champ chance
or let some one else advance?
Maybe

Maria, will She be there at the end of the year?
for that We'll have to wait
it will be the source of much debate
will She make it,or will the W.T.A. choose Her
if that happens, is She a winner, or a loser?
beats Me!

VW#1
Sep 28th, 2004, 10:27 PM
"At first I was afraid...I was petrified"

pav
Sep 29th, 2004, 03:48 AM
I renew My pledge to the Bollettieri way, to hit the ball hard and long
and even when it isn't working and things start going wrong
I swear never to use a plan B, thats not in old nick's way
no matter what surface I'm on I will just keep on banging away
I pledge to have many future victories,when I'm screeching long and loud
and to blow the crowd some kisses,and make Nick and Uri proud

SelesFan70
Sep 29th, 2004, 04:06 AM
"Maria Sharapova reporting for duty! I have more positions on the court than John Kerry does on the issues...or maybe not!" :o

Bamafan717
Sep 29th, 2004, 04:23 AM
Yes Anna,

I pledge to become a whore like you :tape:

MrSerenaWilliams
Sep 29th, 2004, 05:50 AM
"Maria Sharapova reporting for duty! I have more positions on the court than John Kerry does on the issues...or maybe not!" :oLOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrSerenaWilliams
Sep 29th, 2004, 06:06 AM
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I am Sharapova-bot Version 2.0 reporting for duty. Unfortunately, the REAL Maria Sharapova could not be her. Really, do you think the reigning Wimbledon champ would play a Tier-IV event....please! Where's my defective cell phone. I need to call my mommy!

Brian Stewart
Sep 29th, 2004, 08:07 AM
"I'd like to give a shout out to all of the other top players who are here... somewhere... guys?"

or

"... and I'd like to thank the promoters who did such a wonderful job setting up this title, er, tournament..."

or

"Hello. My name is Maria, and I am a gruntaholic."

Mattographer
Sep 29th, 2004, 08:57 AM
"Oinky-oinky!"

Grachka
Sep 29th, 2004, 12:25 PM
"Hello. My name is Maria, and I am a gruntaholic."

:haha:

hablo
Sep 29th, 2004, 02:16 PM
I am Sharapova-bot Version 2.0 reporting for duty. Unfortunately, the REAL Maria Sharapova could not be her. Really, do you think the reigning Wimbledon champ would play a Tier-IV event....please! Where's my defective cell phone. I need to call my mommy!

Is she really playing a tier IV event ??? :lol: :lol: :eek:

Vass22
Sep 29th, 2004, 03:49 PM
"I did not come to Korea just for the money! I swear! BTW. No, my finger's aren't crossed!"

le bon vivant
Sep 29th, 2004, 03:56 PM
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"Aye aye captain."
:p Follow my hand, pay no attention to my blemishes and acne scars.

ghosts
Sep 29th, 2004, 04:21 PM
Lmao .

KoOlMaNsEaN
Sep 29th, 2004, 04:58 PM
"ICH VORSCHRIFT DIE Welt! BOGEN AUßER Mir! VEREHRUNG Mich!"

I RULE THE WORLD! BOW DOWN TO ME! WORSHIP ME! :p