Caption this! Best gets a good rep.

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg

omg how fucking funny is that t-shirt :lol:

i want to change those words to "my ball is big" :devil: :drool:

Wow....Serena sure rocks that shirt!! :hearts:

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpgPress: "Ms. Williams would it be safe to say you played you best tennis yesterday?"
Serena: "Why sure, and now I'm playing my breast tennis today"

I need to get a T-Shirt that reads, "That 1947 Best Actress Oscar was Mine!"

Serena is inspiring on so many levels.

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg

:eek:

Serena : Help!!!!!! My balloones are getting to the sky.Pull me plz.

Press: "Ms. Williams would it be safe to say you played you best tennis yesterday?"
Serena: "Why sure, and now I'm playing my breast tennis today"
:haha: :haha: :haha:

"If only the balls used at USO was this big... there wun be any wrong calls..."

That T is just classic. I love how Serena is turning this in to a good thing... She's got a such a positive attitude... Orange looks good on her. Reminds me of her little Puma outfit :hearts:

Wooooooooooohooooo!! Rena!! :lol: :haha:

'pssst. these aren't real'

"So THAT'S how my feet look."

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg
Serena: "Yes, I can read it fine."

Note to Justine: Don't try this at home. :wavey:

should be "The balls are in"

Serena: "Yes, I can read it fine."

Note to Justine: Don't try this at home. :wavey:
:lol: :haha:

omg, that shirt is classic....:lol:

I wonder who came up with that? :D

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg
Serena: could you please move them out of the way because I can't see what I am signing?

Reporter :"Serena, some cynical people might say yu are only drawing attention to your cleavage area becuase of the recent announcement in the last few days that Miss tulyaganova is coming back on the tour, could yu comment on that please"?

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg
/me = masturbating furiously

Reporter :"Serena, some cynical people might say yu are only drawing attention to your cleavage area becuase of the recent announcement in the last few days that Miss tulyaganova is coming back on the tour, could yu comment on that please"?
omg... :lol: :sesil: :haha:

Media: Serena, are you trying to make a statement by wearing that t-shirt?

Serena: well from this angle it reads "ni saw llab eht" so i have no idea what y'all are carrying on about :o

Serena: "Yes, I can read it fine."

Note to Justine: Don't try this at home. :wavey:
LMBAO! http://wtaworld.com/images/smilies/haha.gifhttp://wtaworld.com/images/smilies/haha.gifhttp://wtaworld.com/images/smilies/haha.gifhttp://wtaworld.com/images/smilies/haha.gif

Classic shirt with a classic line. Such a sense of humour!! I hope she sends one to Alves as a gift and suggests to her, that she wears it while officiating!!!!!

I need to get a T-Shirt that reads, "That 1947 Best Actress Oscar was Mine!"

Serena is inspiring on so many levels.You are a hoot! :wavey: Maybe Rena will be kind enough to design a special line of tees for you. E-mail her, I hear she replies to her fans.;)

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg
"These balls are so in... erm I mean that ball at the USO was in" :o

im just real glad she turned this from a highly emotional thing to a positive fun t-shirt

Serena :yeah::kiss:

I need to get a T-Shirt that reads, "That 1947 Best Actress Oscar was Mine!"

Serena is inspiring on so many levels.
Let's see, who were the nominees that year again?:confused:

Loretta Young (The Farmer's Daughter)
Joan Crawford (Possessed)
Jeanne Craine (?)

are the only ones I can think of Hel...

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg

"I'd make it part of my on-court attire, but it's too hard to read in rhinestone"

(dunk - WAY more info than we needed)

serena: hey those printers missed out the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!:fiery:

Wow.. The best one gets a good rep! What a motivator :haha:

But the picture rules ;)

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg

Serena: OK, i will try to read what is says on my T-shirt but i cannot promise anything!

Media: Serena, are you trying to make a statement by wearing that t-shirt?

Serena: well from this angle it reads "ni saw llab eht" so i have no idea what y'all are carrying on about :o Serena: See, Alves, I DO speak another language.:)

"No wonder they called it out, there were too big balls out there!" :lol:

'The ball was in' rests on a sloping line
the mike stand has allowed for Serena's curves in it's design
to Her left the pen holder is trying to summon up the nerve
to ask a question,but not be labled a perve
He's searched a lot,and done His best
in His whole Country, He's never seen such a bulging chest
His eyes can't stay off that incredible sight
under the funny writing just to His right
He finally asks"Miss,I don't want to seem a flirt
but why have You got two basketballs shoved up Your shirt?"

Serena answered "Is your little mind bent?
I know I only ever have to play at twenty percent
but when it came to growing My breasts and my great behind
I had one hundred and ten in mind!
so keep Your shaking hand on Your pen
and let's move the questions back to tennis again!"

That T is just classic. I love how Serena is turning this in to a good thing... She's got a such a positive attitude... Orange looks good on her. Reminds me of her little Puma outfit :hearts:


My favorite Serena outfit. I wish she was still with Puma.

Damn, babygirl! You rocking that shirt!!!

Press: 'As we can see here you have a new line of clothing 'The Ball was In', do you have any other coming out?
S. Williams: *looks at shirt* Yes, several. For example like 'What's with the Hand?', 'Christine', 'I'M FUCKING SERENA WILLIAMS', and my personal favourite on the front it will say 'Some things just need a womens touch' and on the back of the shirt 'No, not you Justine.'

Press: 'As we can see here you have a new line of clothing 'The Ball was In', do you have any other coming out?
S. Williams: *looks at shirt* Yes, several. For example like 'What's with the Hand?', 'Christine', 'I'M FUCKING SERENA WILLIAMS'*, and my personal favourite on the front it will say 'Some things just need a womens touch' and on the back of the shirt 'No, not you Justine.'


*is that one for Brett Ratner?

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg

Serena: I wanted to shout it from rooftops with a bullhorn. but over my breastesis the tee shirt makes more noise.

My goodies...My goodies...My goodies, not my goodies

SERENA: I signed a contract
with the Hugo Boss Fashion Group...
.
JUSTINE: Why is the world so unfair?
Dont they SEE i am " THE BIG BOSS "?
.
SERENA: Juju had her hands too busy... Size matters...
I am a much better standard, in all departments...
.JUSTINE: Amen. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
.
.
http://tinypic.com/acq4i
Simply the best!!! :worship: :worship:

My goodies...My goodies...My goodies, not my goodies

LOL Ciarena


Serena: "To all the men out there. If you want, you can have your balls in my service box......if ya know what I mean (big grin)"

Wow.. The best one gets a good rep! What a motivator :haha:

I see you entered the thread, so you'd know. :p

http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/t/p/2004-09-27/U333P6T12D1169774F44DT20040927003745.jpg

Serena: If the ball is not in anymore, what is this?:confused:

"... but the boobs were out."

or

"... in fact, it was this far in."

or

"Ms. Williams, why do you have such small feet?"

"Don't you know-- nothing grows in the shade."