View Full Version : Bad me as well (like Timmbo) / My confession to Splat and MBTA

Ben Brigham
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:52 PM
I have to thank Timmbo cos I wouldn't be making this apology if it wasn't for his thread from last week. If Timmbo could admit he posted a fake photo then the least I could do is confess to how I cheated on MBTA. I was so desperate to win Splat's tournaments that I created other screen names just so I could enter MBTA more than once. I'm so ashamed and I got my comeuppance cos I never won a tourney! Besides my name of Renault Szrop I had 5 other names.These are the names and their passwords just as proof.

Clea Vebber 2fhN45
Selesbian 4nnYUC
Dante 9CYCrl
Parker hfB7A9
Mundera BfLQWW

I was quite lonely as well at the time and as Timmbo did I posted fake photos of Parker, Dante and Mundera cos I wanted to meet other blokes. Those photos were of students at my uni.

I apologise to the board specially to Splat and the MBTA players for my deceit. :-(

Thanks Timmbo! You'll never realise how good I feel to tell the truth as you did on your thread. :-)

Ben Brigham

Mar 12th, 2002, 08:59 PM
well done for being brave and admitting everything.

im proud to be you're mate!:) :kiss:

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:09 PM
Well, I have to admit, my photo is fake too! That is not me! It is Jennifer Capriati! I'm sorry!

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:15 PM
lmfao @ phil :D

ok again i don't have pity for u guys and i don't think i should i don't understand why people go so far as to make themselves look better and "create" things, tell lies, post fake pics or what have u i don't understand it at all.. do u guys really hate urself that much? or r u just looking for "popularity" to make urselves feel better (in which if this is the case i still don't understand u because all the compliments and "popularity" and "friends" u gain will be based off of something fake)

..anyhow i can say that i do respect u for coming forward and admitting u lied, cheated and what have u.. i respect u on that matter only..

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:17 PM
Shit, I'm busted too... Mine is Kylie Minogue...

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:24 PM
Well, this IS me, everyone. I am Andy Roddick. Wow, that felt better.

And, my cold is doing better. I expect to play in Key Biscayne. ;)

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:28 PM
ok, This is me. I am Martina's Brother!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:29 PM
lmfao @ u guys :D

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:30 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I thought this was a thread to be honest with each other

:p :p :p :p :p :p

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:32 PM
< ---- that was me about *cough* 17 years ago :o

anyhow lets not ruin this thread because he was being honest and sincere in his post so plz cut him a little slack on that matter..

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:38 PM
lil question..did you ever won a tournament?

since I'm MBTA player, I would like to know :rolleyes:

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:38 PM
:sad: I INHALED! :sad:

Mar 12th, 2002, 09:59 PM
What's with the bloody confessions! :rolleyes:

Mar 12th, 2002, 11:16 PM
Lent is coming to an end, maybe people are motivated to seek atonement! ;)

Well, I, too, have been bad. When I said my bust size/measurements were 38DD and that they were natural, well, that wasn't really true. I was born with A cups! OMG, now I've said it! Yes, (sob), I had a boob job a long time ago. I just didn't want all of you guys to think I was phony and all having plastic surgery! I wanted people to like me for ME, not because of some plastic surgery enhancement. So, there you have it. And, the truth be told, I had my ass and eyelids done also. Ok, they were having a three for one special in Beverly Hills that week! So sue me. It's a free country, though the surgery certainly wasn't free. Ok, so I'm a damn quilt and there's nothing natural about me, ok. I just hope no one fell in love with me or liked me simply because of my now-Playmate measurements. If you guys want to hate me for lying, I understand. But, just as a side note, my body still kicks ass, even if it's man-made!

I can feel all of the pent up anxiety inside me now waning. I think the purging has been good for me! :D

Mar 13th, 2002, 12:17 AM
I had my toes enlarged.

Mar 13th, 2002, 12:28 AM
this explains why i didn't win too often in splat's game :rolleyes:

Mar 13th, 2002, 12:34 AM
lol at Celeste.. lol

Mar 13th, 2002, 12:35 AM
I know! I always wanted to enter those on-line tournaments, but I never thought I'd beat Selesbian! Now I know the truth! I just hope that BNB knows that he is no better than those athletes busted for steroids at the recent Olympics, or Tonya Harding, for that matter. I forgive BNB for his sins, I mean, everyone wants to win, I understand that, but I'm not sure I can forget just yet. It's a question of honesty, and I can't tell you how many nights I laid awake thinking about entering those on-line tournaments, but was too scared because of Selesbian's tenacity and picks. It will take some time for me to heal, that's all I'm saying. I'm kind of broken up at the moment, but I think with time, I can like BNB again. :confused:

Mar 13th, 2002, 12:40 AM
roflmao Celeste...

but in all honesty what you did is a little worse. lying to win a stupid game? at least Tim had an understandable reason and I can comisserate. Also, you used photos of people you know? You should tell them what you did.

Mar 13th, 2002, 01:08 AM
Well, I have not been reduced to plastic surgery. I'm beautiful and I was born that way!

Mar 13th, 2002, 08:34 PM
:Holding up ribs: They were removed just before Christmas. :o

Celeste! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kiss:

Mar 13th, 2002, 08:42 PM
giggle..giggle...i almost wish i had lied about something so that i could feel better about confessing...i almost feel catholic....almost...:angel:

Mar 13th, 2002, 09:39 PM
I Confess! Just Because! If I Listed All My Sins We Would Have A Thread 10000 pages long!

Mar 13th, 2002, 09:44 PM
:Yawn: :rolleyes:

Mar 18th, 2002, 12:03 PM
Congrats BNB. Im glad that U told the truth:)

sidney prescott
Mar 18th, 2002, 05:45 PM
Lol r u still in the exploration business???!!!???

Mar 18th, 2002, 11:23 PM
I was wondering what had happened to Selesbian - I always thought it was an innovative username :).

Crazy Canuck
Mar 19th, 2002, 12:21 AM
I dont play those games ever - so its good of you to come forward and admit you were cheating.
I can't possibly understand why someone would want to win a WTAworld game so badly they would go to such extremes - but to each his own I suppose :)

I dont' have anything to confess unfortunately. I've been totally honest about everything about myself so far, and intend to keep it that way.

To continue with the honestly, I should probably point out that the guy in my avatar - is the father of my children.

Few - I feel better now that you all know that too :D

Mar 19th, 2002, 12:24 AM
Alas, I must confess, that I am the man in Beccas Avatar!:rolleyes:

Crazy Canuck
Mar 19th, 2002, 12:25 AM
In keeping with honestly, I assure you all that Barrie IS NOT the man in my avatar, and that he is still up for grabs.


Mar 19th, 2002, 12:43 AM
I can't tell you how devasted I am. My whole LIFE revolved around winning an on-line tournament. I never won anything in my life, all I wanted was ONE tournament, even a Tier III! I wanted to win soooo bad, it was my whole life. But Selesbian and Clea Vebber (was she on the initial list?) were so damn good, I was too scared to even try to compete. So I was awake soooo many nights, so mad, so scared, so I don't know what, because I knew I could never beat them. I feel so ashamed, so abused, so, well, used! Another competitor like me could have been there, but I was denied by deceit and lies! LIES! I just don't know how I will go on. First, I'm falling in love with people based on what I think are real pics, considering leaving Ronnie and even Ronnie, Jr. for the person in the picture, and then it turns out not only the pics are fake, but so is the on-line tournaments!!! I'm so depressed right now, I mean, I forgive all involved, but, it's like the worst thing to ever happen to me! Just awful. This board has just wrecked my belief in mankind. :sad: :sad: :sad:

Crazy Canuck
Mar 19th, 2002, 12:53 AM
There there Celeste...

In time your wounds will heal.

May you eventually win a tournament, and complete your lifes goal.


Mar 19th, 2002, 01:35 AM
BNB, I just can't believe you were Clea Vebber! How could you impersonate Cleverbabe? She was my best friend (apart from Imelda). What turned into an Internet friendship turned into such more! One minute, we're on-line friends, the next, I get a call from some barrister from Manchester that Cleverbabe (not her real name) was hit by a bus and dragged 6 blocks with her purse in hand. A slow death for our friend Cleverbabe. But I turned out to be her trustee, so be careful who your Internet friends are!!! So, I have to fly to Manchester (a hellish flight) and sell her crap from her flat. As some might remember, I tried to sell it in WTA chat--a lot of hardcore lesbian porn and sex dolls! Who would have known about Cleverbabe's secrets! Her shit was so nasty, I knew I couldn't even move it in L.A. Where she got this stuff is another question I'll never be able to answer! Cleverbabe had some proclivities, I'll give her that. But none of you guys bought SHIT from me! Ok, so I had to liquidate Cleverbabe's apartment all alone. It wasn't easy. Thanks, guys! After all this, stupid Cleverbabe, the self-proclaimed barrister, didn't have a pot to piss in as it turns out, too much money spent on clothes and the like, so I didn't even get any dough after spending 2 weeks in Manchester. Cleverbabe, you were a good friend in life, a real bitch in death! The last time I make a friend on-line!

Anyway, I just can't stand people impersonating her! Poor Cleverbabe!

:bounce: :bounce:

Mar 19th, 2002, 07:03 PM
Just as long as you were not impersonating "Clea Duvall" Hehe.:rolleyes:

Ben Brigham
Mar 19th, 2002, 08:47 PM
Cleverbabe was such a memorable poster. She couldn't never be as she was on this board. Have you seen Josh's admin abilities? Impressive. :-)