PDA

View Full Version : LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK


Kisha
Mar 11th, 2002, 09:58 PM
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!


:kiss: ;)

anabel
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:03 PM
Lol They are funny

Kisha
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:08 PM
if ya like, i can post a poem about blow jobs! it's really funny! but if ya'd be offended then i wont:)

anabel
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:13 PM
Lmao Kisha! If you say it for me i would not get offended

Kisha
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:17 PM
ok, lol!

Here it is:

ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

:p ;)

anabel
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:19 PM
lol!!

What commet can u say if a boy tells u that? ;)

Barrie_Dude
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:21 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: And I Thought I Was Bad!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

AjdeNate!
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:25 PM
OMG! Kisha, I'm stunned! :) Keep 'em coming! :)

Kisha
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:29 PM
ok, maybe you guys will like this:

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
the lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a ****.

Jessica02
Mar 11th, 2002, 11:11 PM
ROFLMAO Kisha!!

I didnt understand any of it of course... ;)....:angel: