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Kisha
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:54 PM
The Trial

Defence Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch,
on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes walking up on the porch and
sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband passed
away some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so excited that I just spread my old
legs and said to him, "Take me, young man,take me!"

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" and that's
when I shot the son of a bitch

Barrie_Dude
Mar 11th, 2002, 10:59 PM
LMAO! I love it!

Imelda
Mar 11th, 2002, 11:42 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

sartrista7
Mar 12th, 2002, 12:17 AM
hehe, nice one!

Williams Rulez
Mar 12th, 2002, 02:30 AM
LMAO...

brickhousesupporter
Mar 12th, 2002, 03:42 AM
There is nothing gross about this. Old people need love too.

Scotso
Mar 12th, 2002, 03:46 AM
roflmao

Jordan.
Mar 12th, 2002, 04:03 AM
LMAO!:D

MaRKy MaRk
Mar 12th, 2002, 07:49 AM
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p too funny!!!

jomar
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:21 AM
LMAO! good one....thanks...:D :bounce:

Monica_Rules
Mar 12th, 2002, 11:28 AM
Very Funny!LMAO!:D

Kisha
Mar 12th, 2002, 11:29 AM
glad you like it! lol!;) :)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:42 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: haha!!!!!! okay.. I'm slow!!!!! But dind't see this thread!!!

Evey
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:51 PM
LOL!! :p

Kisha
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:54 PM
Evey - maybe you know the old lady from work.:)

Evey
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Kisha
Evey - maybe you know the old lady from work.:)

LOL! maybe ;):p

Candy946
Mar 12th, 2002, 09:06 PM
LOL, had a good laugh!