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sartrista7
Mar 8th, 2002, 10:40 AM
Virginie Razzano is the first in here :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: That's twice she's beaten Iva, once denying her a Challenger title and now again :fiery: :fiery: @ Virginie

although seeing as Iva teamed up with her to win a doubles title last year we can spare her *some* of our wrath

TS
Mar 9th, 2002, 04:25 AM
*sticking pin in Virginie doll* ;)

:o

Scotso
Mar 9th, 2002, 04:50 AM
*yanks the pins out and runs off with the doll*

TS
Mar 9th, 2002, 04:53 AM
Chases down Scott, grabs back the doll, rips it's head off....then sticks pins in Scott :kiss:

GoSandrine
Mar 9th, 2002, 04:55 AM
GRAB HIM! :o

I'll go get the straight jacket. ;)

Scotso
Mar 9th, 2002, 05:09 AM
*staples Terry to the wall by his $^@#*

*uses the bloody pin to sew the dolls head back on*

*runs and seeks refuge in another forum*

GoSandrine
Mar 9th, 2002, 05:16 AM
*unstaples Terry's $^@#* from wall and runs after Scott carrying straight jacket*

TS
Mar 9th, 2002, 05:20 AM
Thanx Batman, erm, I mean Ed! :o

Now lets catch the villainous Scott! Little Shit!!:fiery: ;)

GoSandrine
Mar 9th, 2002, 05:26 AM
This isn't with malice, Robin...err, I mean Terry. It's for Scott's own good. He knows not what he does. We just need to keep him away from the damn medicine cabinet in Sandrine's lounge! :o

croat123
Mar 9th, 2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by GoSandrine
This isn't with malice, Robin...err, I mean Terry. It's for Scott's own good. He knows not what he does. We just need to keep him away from the damn medicine cabinet in Sandrine's lounge! :o

lol...

Vanity
Mar 10th, 2002, 05:23 AM
LMAO.. this thread was great... :D

I love my diva's!



:wavey:

sartrista7
Mar 11th, 2002, 11:24 PM
:eek: at invasion by Sandrine's Marines - Divas, we have to marshal our forces!

Roll on the next Iva vs Sandrine match :angel:

Now, where did that Virginie doll go?

:finds it and decapitates it:

GoSandrine
Mar 11th, 2002, 11:29 PM
Hey, Sartrista, I was rooting for Iva against Virginie....how did I get implicated in this??? :confused: ;)

sartrista7
Mar 12th, 2002, 12:55 AM
Your fellow Marine tried to save Virginie - well nothing can save her now the Divas have found her. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! But of course anyone who cheers Iva on is forgiven :kiss: ;)

Scotso
Mar 12th, 2002, 06:41 AM
:angel:

I don't know what you're talking about.

Vanity
Mar 12th, 2002, 06:46 AM
*takes Virginie doll, stomps on it, and kicks it under the bed*

oops

:o

;)

Scotso
Mar 12th, 2002, 06:49 AM
:o

*dives under the bed, grabs the Virginie doll and runs off throwing grenades behind him*

sartrista7
Mar 12th, 2002, 01:21 PM
*deflects hand grenades with Iva's Diva Power, sprints after Scotso and grabs Virginie doll*

*tears a leg off the Virginie doll*


:p

croat123
Mar 12th, 2002, 08:53 PM
*hits Scotsco on the head with a frying pan*

sartrista7
Mar 16th, 2002, 06:34 PM
I think we can categorically say that the Divas won :p

Scotso
Mar 17th, 2002, 06:45 AM
Pft. I'll retreat for now. But only because my Marines seem to be MIA :p

Scotso
Mar 19th, 2002, 01:04 AM
you people ruined my virginie! :sad:

this means WAR!

TS
Mar 19th, 2002, 01:24 AM
Scott...I was gonna come in here and condemn our actions :o

Poor Virginie could only manage a game against Vakulenko...I guess it's hard only playing with one arm :o

What is the message of this story?

You mess with Iva...and you're messing with a WHOLE different entity all together :fiery:

p.s - All the best Virginie in your recovery...you have learnt your lesson ;) Now go kick some butt in Europe Virginie!

Scotso
Mar 19th, 2002, 02:05 AM
:fiery:

*looks for his Iva doll!* :mad:

Vanity
Mar 19th, 2002, 06:40 AM
Julia Vakulenko d Virginie Razzano 6/1 6/0

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I guess our voodoo really did work!!! ;)

Scotso
Mar 19th, 2002, 07:45 AM
:fiery:

sartrista7
Mar 19th, 2002, 01:51 PM
:smug:

Don't mess with the Diva, bitch. You have been warned.

Terry, Virginie was playing with only one arm and NO HEAD - couldn't have been easy for her :o

:p at Scotso.

Virginie, I hope you've learned your lesson. Now you know what to do NEXT time you face Iva - that's right, you LOSE. :p

Scotso
Mar 19th, 2002, 02:48 PM
Just for that, Virginie will never lose to Iva. But they'll play 20 more times :D :fiery:

sartrista7
Mar 19th, 2002, 05:16 PM
Scotso, are you referring to Iva Gersic, the world #904? Guess you must be, because if Virginie dares beat The Diva again, our voodoo will condemn her to a career in the Challengers, where the only Iva she can beat will be Ms. Gersic :p ;)

and you'll find no Iva dolls in here, Terry and me are keeping them all in *cough* a special place

TS
Mar 19th, 2002, 09:52 PM
Yes we are! :angel:

Vera Zvonareva look out :fiery:

Vanity
Mar 20th, 2002, 02:10 AM
This is a warning to the young Russian, Vera Zvoneareva...

you already beat Irina Selyutina :fiery:
beat Iva, and your promising career will be ruined!!! :p

I mean, look at what happened to Virginie! :eek: ;)

sartrista7
Mar 20th, 2002, 03:15 PM
Vera, I want you to have a fantastically successful career and support you all the way. So understand that the KEY to this is to LOSE to Iva. Got it? Good. :p

Vanity
Mar 20th, 2002, 06:44 PM
Iva is down 2-4 right now! :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Vanity
Mar 20th, 2002, 06:46 PM
2-5

don't do it Vera! :fiery: :fiery:

croat123
Mar 21st, 2002, 01:06 AM
*puts Vera back in her place, only tearing off one leg for making a comeback atempt*
*takes Srebotnik doll and rips her head off*

Vanity
Mar 21st, 2002, 01:56 AM
*stomps on Srebotnik doll and lights it on fire*

:o

TS
Mar 22nd, 2002, 04:35 AM
*tosses away the ashes of the Srebotnik doll* ;)

Maggie...you have been warned :o

Scotso
Mar 22nd, 2002, 06:45 AM
I forgot who Srebotnik played... lol... I know I was cheering for her opponent but I can't rememeber :o

Scotso
Mar 22nd, 2002, 06:46 AM
oh yes Lucic! lol

Scotso
Mar 22nd, 2002, 06:00 PM
*rips a leg off Maggie* :mad:

Vanity
Mar 22nd, 2002, 06:29 PM
*takes maggie doll, sticks pins in and rips arms off*

:o

sartrista7
Mar 22nd, 2002, 07:06 PM
*gouges out eyes of Maggie doll*

*force-feeds Maggie doll bagels until it explodes*

there - have a taste of your own medicine. :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

croat123
Mar 22nd, 2002, 09:35 PM
looks like Maggie isn't going to win a game against Stevenson ;)

*rips off Voinea doll's head for meating Ivan (and saving match points:mad:)*

TS
Mar 23rd, 2002, 02:29 AM
Alex, I was gonna come in here and tape C4 explosives to Maggie....but u already ble her up! :( I always miss out on the fun.

Well, I hope Alex and Maggie beat the living snot out of eachother...they both beat my girls. So *up yours* girls :fiery:

:angel:

croat123
Mar 25th, 2002, 12:42 PM
As always, Iva's nemeses have paid for what they have done to our Diva!

TS
Mar 25th, 2002, 01:32 PM
LOL :o

I forgot about that...once again we have served Iva well :angel:

Vanity
Apr 2nd, 2002, 06:41 PM
Well looks like we have another name to add to the list. Gala Leon Garcia defeated Iva 6-7 6-4 6-4.

:fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

*sticks pins in gala doll*
*tears its head off*
*stomps on it*

Scotso
Apr 2nd, 2002, 07:19 PM
*sets it on fire*

croat123
Apr 2nd, 2002, 09:03 PM
*ties Gala to a TNT bomb and ignites it*

TS
Apr 3rd, 2002, 02:50 AM
:D

GoSandrine
Apr 3rd, 2002, 03:55 AM
We need to do all this viscious stuff before the match - not after! ;) :angel:

There's something about Gala that just takes the life out of her opponents though. I remember her match at the US Open when she extended Sandrine to three grueling sets, Sandrine could barely walk afterwards. Damn her! :fiery: ;)

TS
Apr 3rd, 2002, 02:56 PM
Hello Gala

http://www.fortunecity.com/campus/ink/659/dead08.gif

Goodbye Gala

GoSandrine
Apr 3rd, 2002, 03:02 PM
OH MY! :eek:

TS
Apr 3rd, 2002, 04:38 PM
:angel:

Vanity
Apr 3rd, 2002, 10:19 PM
It worked again guys.... Gala lost 6-4 6-2 to Tatiana Panova.

BUT.... we need to do this BEFORE the matches now. ;)

Scotso
Apr 4th, 2002, 10:37 PM
though unrelated...

*napalms the Myskina doll*

*sits it on a deserted island and nukes it*

Bitch :fiery:

marshmellow
Apr 5th, 2002, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by Scotso
though unrelated...

*napalms the Myskina doll*

*sits it on a deserted island and nukes it*

Bitch :fiery:

so much peace in this thread :angel:

TS
Apr 5th, 2002, 02:38 PM
yes marsh....got a problem with that? ;) :p :cool: :angel:

Scott this is a free for all...I guess its a *share voodoo* thread now....cos Im about to

BLAST ANGELES MONTOLIO out of existence :fiery: :fiery:

*picks up remnants of Angeles and tosses them asunder*

:fiery:

marshmellow
Apr 6th, 2002, 04:41 AM
no problem at all...

*taking down pointers to use for anna's matches next week*

croat123
Apr 7th, 2002, 03:24 AM
*takes Coetzer doll and breaks off her legs*

(now she's about 2' tall)

sartrista7
Apr 8th, 2002, 01:53 PM
Good to see the Divas have continued their good work! :bounce:

Grrrr@Gala

Seeing as it's a free-for-all, :fiery: :fiery: at Meghann Shaughnessy for daring to save match points against Anastasia

*throws Meghann doll in fire*

TS
Apr 10th, 2002, 11:41 PM
*putting Conchita thru meat grinder (so Sandrine can chew easier) whilst the dynamite is still firmly planted in her butt*

KABOOM! Meat everywhere:eek:

Now we're getting barbaric :angel:

croat123
Apr 11th, 2002, 08:16 PM
well, if we mix meat from conchita, maggie, and gala, then we can make cevapcici! dobar tek!

croat123
Apr 13th, 2002, 02:29 PM
*rips of Rika Fujiwara's head*

(for mirjana)

Messenger
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:52 PM
Just had to visit the "famous" voodoo thread and say congratulations to Iva for last week!

*Kissy Patty doll for beating Jenn and Serena*

croat123
May 5th, 2002, 03:12 PM
now that our voodoo powers have had time to regenerate...

*forces Asa doll through paper-shreader*
*eats what is left of her (yum)*

TS
May 5th, 2002, 03:40 PM
Hi Caesers Messenger, welcome to one of WTA Worlds most famous underground attractions started by the king of the seedy underworld himself, Alex aka sartrista7 ;)...we aim to please :angel:

As for Asa...I was chatting to alx during the match so out of respect for him I will just simply watch you guys destroy her ;)...no harm there eh? :p

sartrista7
May 5th, 2002, 04:03 PM
*pounds Asa doll into dust*

*hoovers her up*

*Libuse doll can have a pin as well for tiring Iva out*

:angel:

Terry, that's not a defence which would stand up in court... you're our accomplice now and there's nothing you can do ;) Of course, you could always join in, hehe. I'm lucky no-one I support has beaten Iva since this began (well, apart from Maggie).

croat123
May 5th, 2002, 11:35 PM
*puts Prusova through a meat grinder for making Iva tired*

:fiery: Why did she have to do that to our poor Iva. It's back to the challengers for you Lubise (omg at name).

Katie
May 12th, 2002, 09:27 AM
hey!
come visit my website, and tell me what you think of it!!!!

http://www.tennisworld.freehomepage.com

GO IVA!!!!!

croat123
May 12th, 2002, 03:40 PM
nice website, i love that pic of iva babsi and jen!

TS
May 12th, 2002, 05:16 PM
Nice site Katie! And yes that pic is delish! :hearts: :drool:

BTW guys...seeing as we're in the voodoo thread and all...did anyone notice that Iva's nemeses from Bol were playing in the first round of Rome qualies? Asa v Libuse :fiery: Good luck girls ;) muwahahhahaha

Katie
May 12th, 2002, 06:23 PM
I'm glad you liked the pic!!!i thought you would!!;O)

http://www.tennisworld.freehomepage.com

sartrista7
May 12th, 2002, 07:18 PM
Loved that pic Katie :D Iva's quite the party girl, isn't she?

Asa and Libuse played in the 2nd round of qualies Terry... I noticed our voodoo failing as both won their opening matches :fiery: and Asa's probably going to win her MD match too cos she's playing Meghann who's a bit crap right now :p

Dammit Divas, we must try harder next time ;)

Katie
May 12th, 2002, 07:54 PM
Hey, well i saw Iva last year at the Zurich Open,(i go practically every year) i wanted to get her autograph but she was going out with Anna Kournikova and some other players.....to party i suppose!!:O)

would have liked her autograph!!:O)

http://www.tennisworld.freehomepage.com

croat123
May 12th, 2002, 10:36 PM
omg,
first they torture our iva until she can't play and then they enjoy success on the tour. glupe picketine! now they will pay!

*ties the remainder of Svensson and Prusova together, sprinkes them with fish food, throws them into the pacific*

sartrista7
May 21st, 2002, 06:02 PM
:fiery: :fiery: :fiery:
*puts Magui doll on spit*

TS
May 21st, 2002, 06:12 PM
Here Alex...you take one leg and I'll take the other....make a wish :kiss: Bye Bye Magui :wavey:

*also continues torturing Prusova doll for the hell of it*
*finally makes a move on remains of Asa doll* ;) :fiery:


*Lights up cigarette, puffing away happily*

Master Lu
May 21st, 2002, 07:25 PM
Nothing can brighten a gloomy day like a nice dose of voodoo! *weg*

*joins the fun*

So, ummm, is there something that hasn't been done to all these poor dolls. hmmm ramains of the dolls, I should say...

:angel:

croat123
May 21st, 2002, 11:42 PM
Woohoo! Am I too late for the party. I want to wish the worst of luck to libuse, asa, magui, and all of the guys who knocked out the croats at RG today! :fiery:

Robbie.
May 22nd, 2002, 08:14 AM
I guess all Iva's nemesis, (especially Magui :mad: ) are headed for 1st Round elimination from RG :fiery: hehe

***ties magui to seat to watch one of arantxa's matches against an unknown:rolleyes: ****

sartrista7
May 22nd, 2002, 02:01 PM
lol@tennisaddict, that'd be pure torture... but a very good idea

*forces all players mentioned in thread so far to watch ASV v Conchita in perpetuity. When it eventually finishes they can have Venus v Serena*

croat123
May 25th, 2002, 11:54 AM
this is for mirjana!

*cremates fujiwara*
*puts ashes in a $1.00 vase from walmart*
*puts vase in chest*
*puts chest in vault on a deserted island*
*sinks the island*

TS
May 31st, 2002, 07:35 AM
*Gives instructions to Monica on how to completely destroy Ludmila*....but then again Monica doesnt need instructions...she will not let us down :fiery:

sartrista7
Jun 2nd, 2002, 11:17 PM
Indeed she didn't. Served Ludmila right. (Am I the only Iva fan who DOESN'T support Monica, incidentally? It's cos I was a Steffi fan, probably.)

croat123
Oct 19th, 2002, 08:54 PM
oh my, what was this great thread doing on the bottom of page two?

ok divas, start making your suarez dolls...