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jbone_0307
Jul 26th, 2004, 07:42 PM
Favorite: I dunno

Cutest: Jelena Dokic

Loudest: Serena Williams

Weirdest: Venus Williams (she sounds like a meanderthol or a T Rex

Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she use to grunt 10 seconds after making contact with the ball :lol:

!<blocparty>!
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:00 PM
Fave: Monica

Cutest: Dokic

Loudest: Serena, Sharapova, Seles

Weirdest - hard one, although Venus' is strange, but i LOVE IT!

Most Fake: No1 (IMO)

Jericho
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:04 PM
Fave: Venus
Cutest: Petrova
Loudest: Tie between Monica and Maria
Weirdest: Schiavone

AjdeNate!
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:06 PM
Favorite: Šprem
Cutest: Šprem
Loudest: Sharapova
Weirdest: Dokic
Most Fake: :confused:

PatM04
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:06 PM
Weirdest: SchiavoneSecond that

j_dementieva27
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:08 PM
Favorite: Elena Dementieva
Cutest: Elena Dementieva (i love the combo of a regular grunt with that WHOOP sound)
Loudest: Monica Seles
Weirdest: Venus Williams (sounds like a constipated donkey)
Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she only grunts sometimes... like come on, if you grunt you grunt you cant fake that)

Berlin_Calling
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:17 PM
favorite: Kournikova, Schett
cutest: Harkleroad
loudest: Bovina
weirdest: Schiavone
most fake: Hows a grunt fake? :confused:

pav
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:22 PM
I still think the Williams screeches when They are hitting fairly safe overhead smash winners are engineered for crowd effect. (now I'm gunna get it!)

Berlin_Calling
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:25 PM
I LOVE it when Serena grunts while hitting a drop shot lol.

Pamela Shriver
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:39 PM
Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.

!<blocparty>!
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:42 PM
Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.

Sorry Pam, never had the plaesure of seeing you play :p

Did you grunt?

Helen Lawson
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM
If I grunted like half these dames do, I'd get fired. You can't grunt like that when making a movie or doing a play, the director will fire you, unless you're doing "The Monica Seles Story" but I'm too old to play her, and I only play the leads. It's not like I'd agree to do the Esther role or something.

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM
The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!

http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg

daniela's necklace
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:51 PM
interesting stats there :confused:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:53 PM
I know... Maria has the loudest... but it is understandable why...

daniela's necklace
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:55 PM
erm...why? :confused:

CJ07
Jul 26th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Fave- Venus
Cutest-Elena
Weirdest-I dunno
Fakest-I dunno

Pamela Shriver
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:16 PM
Sorry Pam, never had the plaesure of seeing you play :p

Did you grunt?
No, I just swore like a marine.

!<blocparty>!
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:19 PM
No, I just swore like a marine.
oh ye, chrissy sed you were a foul-mouth on court.

UDiTY
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:25 PM
Fave: Venus

Cutest: Jelena Dokic

Loudest: Monica

Weirdest: Elena Dementieva

Most Fake: Maria Sharapova

ys
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:26 PM
Once I had an idea of creating a collection of Windows sounds ( like system error, new MSN message, new email message, etc ) based on player's grunts. :)

Pamela Shriver
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:27 PM
oh ye, chrissy sed you were a foul-mouth on court.
Chris always had her mouth full of something else........

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:29 PM
Loudest: Monica


Wrong!

deckham
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:35 PM
Favorite: Elena D ( i like myskina most b/c she doesn't grunt... ;) )
Cutest: Elena D i guess... i don't think any grunt is cute.
Loudest: Sharapova
Weirdest: Venus, then Serena (must be a sister thing... :confused: )
Most Fake: Sharapova or Serena (Sharapova is as loud as a jet and serena grunts during drop shots! that's just ridiculous!)

faboozadoo15
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:37 PM
i won't believe for a moment that clijsters has the 4th loudest grunt... or did they just put her on there for the hell of it?

samn
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:40 PM
Chris always had her mouth full of something else........

<spit-take> You owe me a new keyboard, Pam!

Jericho
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:42 PM
Sharapova is as loud as a jet and serena grunts during drop shots! that's just ridiculous!
Seles grunts on dropshots too :o

beauty_is_pink
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:44 PM
Fave: Daniela

Cutest: Daniela + ElenaD + Jelena Dokic

Loudest: Serena, Sharapova, Seles

Weirdest - Sharapova

Most Fake: (what does this mean anyways...?) Sharapova

Peer101
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:46 PM
The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!

http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg


Thats such BS :bs:

Darop.
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:47 PM
The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!

http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg

Kim Clijsters 3rd?? :confused:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:48 PM
That is an actual measurement... Those results are true...

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:50 PM
Kim Clijsters 3rd?? :confused:

Well... it must be her highest at some point... She must have had that high on one day only...

shnit.
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:50 PM
Fave: Daniela..its kinda like "uuyyy"..haha!cute!
Cutest: Daniela, ElenaD, Jelena :rocker2:
Loudest: Sharapova, Serena

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Thats such BS :bs:

IT is the truth!!!

beauty_is_pink
Jul 26th, 2004, 10:07 PM
So why do you answer, if you don't know what it means ? :rolleyes: It's just to bad mouth Masha, as usual, huh ?... :rolleyes:no i replied my post from another poster :)


and i dont bad mouth her... ask the Sharapova fans.. i congrulated her when she won Wimbly.. so dont talk when u dont kno anything

Spunky83
Jul 26th, 2004, 10:09 PM
Though I absolutely hated those "Who has the best butt/best teeth/best whatever"-threads, I totally love this one.

Sharapova really has the loudest of the loudest grunts. When I walked on the grounds at a tourney, I heard someone grunt...I was thinking "Hey, that must be Maria"...I followed the grunting and after I passed three courts (which weren´t even placed that close from each other), I finally found her practicing, that was very cool;)

Serena has the weirdest and most agressive grunt...I love it when she goes to the net and smashs a ball to the ground with full power. It always reminds me at a bear before it wants to kill you;)

Love Nastya and Justine for not grunting.

beauty_is_pink
Jul 26th, 2004, 10:19 PM
I talk when I want.oh yeh.. forgot.. im a dicator :lol: :rolleyes:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jul 26th, 2004, 10:30 PM
Maria has the best grunts!!! No doubt!!!

jbone_0307
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:00 AM
What I meant by fake grunt, is that a person who grunts for no reason. AKA Sharapova, they told her to tune it down at Birmingham or some grass tournament, and she did. Plus at Wimbledon she would be grunting at the same time as her opponent did.

heartBREAKeRS
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:19 AM
I love it when she goes to the net and smashs a ball to the ground with full power. It always reminds me at a bear before it wants to kill you;)

Love Nastya and Justine for not grunting.[/QUOTE]

hahahaha :lol: :lol: good one.. and truth.. I dont wanna stand in her way..RESPECT:worship: :lol:

pcrtennis
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:22 AM
Fave: Venus, Schett, A. Huber

Cutest: Tammy Tanasugarn

Loudest: Serena

Weirdest: Elena Dementieva

Most Fake: Maria Sharapova

beauty_is_pink
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:25 AM
What I meant by fake grunt, is that a person who grunts for no reason. AKA Sharapova, they told her to tune it down at Birmingham or some grass tournament, and she did. Plus at Wimbledon she would be grunting at the same time as her opponent did.oh okay! thanks..


so as i posted before...


Most Fake Grunt: Sharapova :)

Jericho
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:32 AM
Love Nastya and Justine for not grunting.
Justine grunts...its delayed by like a second and it sounds like an orgasm :o

thelittlestelf
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:44 AM
Venus and Serena are SO loud. They knock off Monica and Maria for the LOUDEST in tennis.

SharapovaFan16
Jul 27th, 2004, 04:23 AM
Sharapova's grunt isn't fake. She only grunts when the point is extremely important, and she wants it bad. She wants every pt but this pt is like huge. Like in Wimbledon in big break points vs Serena she would outgrunt and muscle Serena to winning the pt. Great stuff!

bis2806
Jul 27th, 2004, 05:23 AM
I really think Schiavone's grunt is really cool !!!!

WtaTour4Ever
Jul 27th, 2004, 05:24 AM
Schiavone's is funny to me b/c its like wayy before or after she hits the shot.

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 27th, 2004, 05:53 AM
Favorite: Venus Williams (Simple D Best)
Cutest: Ashley Harkleroad
Loudest: Serena Williams (And I love it!)
Weirdest: Elena Dementieva (Whapay?!?!)
Most Fake: ....

xr6turbo
Jul 27th, 2004, 07:43 AM
Justine grunts...its delayed by like a second and it sounds like an orgasm :o

:haha: I was going to write that.... You beat me to it.... :lol: :p

Matt Clarke
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:54 AM
Sharapova grunts by far the loudest consistently, so how is it possible to be fake?

Fave Sharapova
Loudest Sharapova
Cutest Sharapova
Wierdest Venus
most fake No one

Sarah<Kim-fan>
Jul 27th, 2004, 11:29 AM
http://share.lincity.com/albums/userpics/10014/Grunt-o-meter.jpg
what says the '*' next to Kim's name?

Spunky83
Jul 27th, 2004, 12:53 PM
Justine grunts...its delayed by like a second and it sounds like an orgasm :o

:lol: :tape: ...well, come to think of it, you´re right, but it´s just when the going gets tough and during long, long rallies :rolleyes: :scratch:

Spunky83
Jul 27th, 2004, 12:56 PM
what says the '*' next to Kim's name?

It´s behind every player name...I guess it´s "According to the British Newspaper The Sun"...something like that