View Full Version : THIS IS MY 100th POST!!!!!!!

Mar 1st, 2002, 10:20 PM
I have reached 100 posts! Does that make me a senior member?
I hope so!

At this very moment Elena is losing 4-5 against Suarez in Mexico.
Suarez is now serving for the 1st set.

Don't you think Elena has great legs and an amazing ass!!!

Mar 2nd, 2002, 02:24 PM
congratulations on becoming a senior member Cassius:)

Mar 2nd, 2002, 02:29 PM
Hey, I found it on one of the Russian forums. Suitable for the situation :).

Very Secret Diary of a Forum Poster

Day 1. Went to the internet. Found a forum.
Registration in English. V.bad.
Still not a registered user.

Day 4. Got registered! Great! Looks like I've got to shout to get more attention here.
Will try that tomorrow.
Junior member.

Day 5. Posted 14 new threads and 5 replies. Go me!
Still a Junior member.

Day 6. Found a lot of replies in my new threads which are not v.nice.
Dissapointed. Do they know each other already??!
Nope, still not a Member.

Day 9. Moderator obviously starting to find me strangely attractive. Sends me PMs every hour! I wonder if he would like me if I was a Senior Member? Pity he speaks English.

Day 10. Still confusing «Reply w/Quote» with «Post New Thread». Suspect that Moderator will kill me if I try anything.
Still a Member.

Day 25. Total post count is more than 600. V.good.
Senior Member.

Day 34. My God, is everyone in this forum a tennis fan but me?
Not so sure about me either.
Still cannot change the text above avatar, goddammit!

Mar 2nd, 2002, 04:54 PM
What forum is that?

Mar 3rd, 2002, 07:50 AM
Not the tennis one ;)
Devoted to the LOTR movie :).

Mar 16th, 2002, 01:57 PM
Don't you think Elena has great legs and an amazing ass!!!
Please Cassius, if you want to comment on Elena´s legs that´s ok (because she as indeed nice legs), but leave certain parts alone.
WHat do you think Elena would feel if she read some of the things you have written about her?
Be a good scouser Cassius and behave.

Mar 16th, 2002, 10:51 PM
'Be a good scouser and behave'
HA!!!!!!! Not bloody likely, mate. Ha ha ha. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 19th, 2002, 08:31 PM
Not bloody likely?
MY ASS!!!!

Be carefull Cassius, if you don´t behave I´ll call the lads from the Liverpool FC and tell them you have a Manchester United flag at home, that is enought to get you crucified in the middle of the Anfiel stadium.

Or maybe I´ll call my friend Abel "blondie" Xavier to scare you.

Mar 19th, 2002, 10:10 PM
HEY!!!!!!!! Thats SIR Abel 'Blondie' Xavier to you.
Which club do you support?
And are they in the champions league?
I think not!!!!!!!
Well, Liverpool and Mr Blonde, ARE in the champions league quarter-finals. That makes us better than any Portugese team.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

And if I cannot talk about Elena's ass, please don't talk about your own. Her's is nicer.;)

Mar 20th, 2002, 09:34 PM
Sir Abel Xavier?

WHy should I call him that? I know him since I was a kid, when I used to visit him at the Lisbon zoo, but they had to put him out because he frightened the gorilas.

Club? Well, the club that I support is The Anti Michael Schumacher Club