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Jericho
Feb 16th, 2004, 06:37 PM
If they didnt play tennis what sport would they be playing?

Davenport - volleyball
Venus - basketball
Serena - boxing
Myskina - figure skating (she looks like she can be an figure skater)
Dementieva - gymnastics

fammmmedspin
Feb 16th, 2004, 06:53 PM
Davenport, Myskina and venus are made for those roles.


Wouldn't Justine make a better boxer - obviously not heavyweight - though you never know? Wouldn't Serena's large breasts make a painful target- or would they serve as protective padding?

Elena D would probably be too tall as a gymnast? Jumper? Pole vaulter?

Kim on ice I can see.

Smashanova P in the marathon?

The sprint racers? Amanda, Francesca? Myskina?

Golf? Conchita?

Table Tennis? Patty?

I can't quite place Jennifer - wrestling keeps on coming to mind but thats a worse fantasy than Serena boxing

TartarVicario
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:02 PM
Kim on ice I can see.

Smashanova P in the marathon?

:haha:

Jericho
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:02 PM
Yeah, i guess Dementieva is too tall for gymnastics so maybe swimming or diving

Justine - gymnastics
Clijsters - soccer (football) or hockey as a goalie because she can do the spits

beauty_is_pink
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:13 PM
Daniela Hantuchova - skiing. she was skiiing before ever playing tennis..

flyingmachine
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:18 PM
Davenport, Myskina and venus are made for those roles.

Wouldn't Justine make a better boxer - obviously not heavyweight - though you never know? Wouldn't Serena's large breasts make a painful target- or would they serve as protective padding?




Justine a boxer? :haha: :haha: :haha: God it will be interesting to see what she's looks in a boxing grove she's already has a boyish face. (Despeite she effect to femmine herself. :lol:) She will look very funny on that. Let's called her "Little musle from Brussle" that will be a good name. :haha:
Serena will be good boxer that's for sure especailly if she's learn a few tips from her dad on the art of the big mouth that will make boxing the most interesting sports ever :lol:

spudrsca
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:25 PM
Yeah, i guess Dementieva is too tall for gymnastics so maybe swimming or diving

Justine - gymnastics
Clijsters - soccer (football) or hockey as a goalie because she can do the spits
I would have say the opposite, Kim gymnastic and she has a former gymnast as a mother.
I've seen an old video of Justine when she was 6, playing football as forward with boy, she was the best scorer of her team and was quicker than the boys:eek:
http://www.sport.be/fotospecial/fotos/1710/foto2.jpg

flyingmachine
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:27 PM
Davenport, Myskina and venus are made for those roles.

Kim on ice I can see.



:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

I just don't can't see her as a figure skater she lacks creativity and she's too big on that can't see anyone could lift her up.
However I can see her in Ice Hockey.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY" as Kim shouts fighting her way through the ice ring. :lol:

lee station
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:28 PM
Daniela: Basketball. :) :yeah:

Cariaoke
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:30 PM
Jen: shot put
Serena: sprinter
Justine: swimming
Daniela: skiing
Lindsay: basketball
Venus: volleyball or track and field
Kimmy: soccer or track and field
Myskina: gymnastics or ice skating
Dinara: speed skating (imagine the shades, people)
Dementieva: volleyball or swimming (I can see the cap)
Amelie: soccer
Sharapova: golf (she reminds me of Wie)

tfannis
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:31 PM
With her massive legs Kim would make a great sprinter on ice I think...there are other sports than figure skating on ice you know ;)

Jericho
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:32 PM
Jen: shot put
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Cariaoke
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:33 PM
I didn't consider Kim for speed skating but that could work. that or curling! ok, curling is just too cruel for ANYONE to do *dead*

Jericho
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:34 PM
no offense to Seles, but i can picture her curling

Cariaoke
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:34 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:
omg stop laughing... I like Jenny but I just imagined her hurling the ball... :o :tape:

Cariaoke
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:35 PM
no offense to Seles, but i can picture her curling
:timebomb:

oh shit! she seems like the obsessive cleaning type. I bet she swiffers her floors and I love Monica! :hearts:

Jericho
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:36 PM
:timebomb:

oh shit! she seems like the obsessive cleaning type. I bet she swiffers her floors and I love Monica! :hearts:
imagine her grunting with every sweep

Cariaoke
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:38 PM
OMG... *poof*

leave Monica alone! *dead* :lol:

tfannis
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:39 PM
Jen shot put indeed :D
Daniela is way too skinny for skiing...you need some weight to generate speed ;) She looks like a high jumper :)
Lindsay volleyball
Amélie athletics...long jump?
Elena Dementieva horse jumping lol :o don't know why :confused:
Ai and Justine Judo
Kim speed skating or hockey :)

tfannis
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:44 PM
oh and Venus has an archery and snookerface :o but a volleybal body ;) :)
Meghan golf

flyingmachine
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:46 PM
If they didnt play tennis what sport would they be playing?
well this is my.

Jennifer - Kung Fu I think she will good at it.
Serena - Boxer
Justine - Footballer (forword) so she can pratice her oscar performance diving on the pently box. :lol:
Daniela - skiing
Lindsay - basketball she's long enough for that.
Venus - volleyball maybe figure skating she get the creativity
Kim - Footballer (Goalie) I could see her do the splits while Justine dives in the pently box. :lol:
Myskina - figure skating
Dementieva - Breach volleyball
Amelie- extreme sport women I could see her hanging in a old rock or Racing Driver.
Sharapova - long distance running I could see her running next to Paula Ratcliff. :wavey:

Cariaoke
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:49 PM
I nominate the Williamses as the gymnastics and figure skating outfit designers... :D

Jericho
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:51 PM
Rubin - archery or rowing
Harkleroad - cheerleading, lol
Kournikova - synchronized swimming or rythmic gymnastics
Sugiyama - table tennis
Bovina - volleyball
Capriati - softball or javelin
Shaugnessy - surfing

gmak
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:56 PM
maria sharapova - High jump :drool:

Rtael
Feb 16th, 2004, 07:59 PM
Justine would definitely play soccer! She played a lot when she was younger and was very good!

flyingmachine
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:40 PM
Oh yeah
Kournikova - Bed Olypmics :lick:

flyingmachine
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:43 PM
Justine would definitely play soccer! She played a lot when she was younger and was very good!

She was play for Alederlecht when she was young if she was a he than I think she will playing football instead of tennis. I could see her in a Man U shirt. :hearts:

jd4eva
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:50 PM
Jelena Dokic would be a Teakwondo fighter

She has a black belt in Taekwondo

Pamela Shriver
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:50 PM
Me - professional hatstand

flyingmachine
Feb 16th, 2004, 09:03 PM
Me - professional hatstand

A good career alterative for Daniela :lol:

jenny161185
Feb 16th, 2004, 10:48 PM
jen =Teakwondo fighter aswell(she took classes in it - not sure about a belt!!)

Andrew.
Feb 16th, 2004, 10:52 PM
Daniela could be the poll in the poll jump. :tape:

Alan
Feb 16th, 2004, 10:54 PM
SERENA-- decathlete! or ummm... professional wrestling :D

Martian Willow
Feb 16th, 2004, 11:00 PM
...I can see Jennifer Capriati as a NASCAR driver... :)

vettipooh
Feb 17th, 2004, 02:30 AM
iLuVenusSerena,lets take it one step further.What would their career be,if they weren't tennis players?I often wonder about that.We all know what Vee and Rena would be.How about the others?

alextreiber04
Feb 17th, 2004, 02:38 AM
Jennifer - Basket weaving. ;)

xr6turbo
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:06 AM
Jennifer - Basket weaving. ;)

:haha:

bigshow21
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:13 AM
Jennifer - Softball :)

bw2082
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:14 AM
Venus: track and field (she's got the body of a sprinter)
Serena: Boxing
Mauresmo: Diving/ swimming
Davenport: Volleyball
Daniella: gymnastics... well she's certainly thin enough :)
Capriati: Soccer
Seles: Golf
Justine: Softball
Kim: Soccer

kerbear
Feb 17th, 2004, 04:12 AM
Jennifer - Softball :)

I don't know why I see this... I just do. She just seems like one of those softball girls I see during the Olympics.

esquímaux
Feb 17th, 2004, 05:16 AM
Kim - rugby (she's got the thighs for it :angel: )

Amelie - poker (that's one poker face :eek: )

Davenport - pool

Capriati - Boxing! (I can see Jen TKO-ing somebody ;))

RedFilaJ-Cap#1
Feb 17th, 2004, 05:28 AM
Jen-Softball
Justine-Hockey the face and she is very good at faking those injuries
Venus-Basketball
Kim-Boxing

MisterQ
Feb 17th, 2004, 05:47 AM
I think Seles would be good at softball, and Agassi at baseball. They both have such amazing hand-eye coordination, I doubt the transition from a racket to a bat would be that difficult. Also, Agassi knows how to spit. :lol:

Stefwhit
Feb 17th, 2004, 07:19 AM
Serena- A stunt double
Steffi- track & field (sprinter)
Amelie- mountain climber
Lindsay- soft ball
Seles- bowling
Navarat- basketball
Chris- equestrian
Venus- Olympic high jumper
Kim- soccer
Justine- rodeo clown (i could see her in the outfits teasing the bulls)
Hingis- Chess
Coetzer, Anna Smash- horse jockeys
and...

Jennifer Capriati- roller derby (can't u picture her in this group of ladies)
http://www.crashcamfilms.com/hellonwheels/images/hustlers.jpg

MisterQ
Feb 17th, 2004, 07:49 AM
good ones, Stefwhit! martina at chess, I can see that. and jen at roller derby!

LMAO at seles --- bowling?! :lol:

Stefwhit
Feb 17th, 2004, 08:22 AM
MisterQ- Can't u hear Seles grunting as she releases the bowling ball (haa-eeee)...lol

flyingmachine
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:42 PM
Kim - rugby (she's got the thighs for it :angel: )



Yep Kim is the rugby player and Hewritt is the coach. ;)

flyingmachine
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:48 PM
Justine-Hockey the face and she is very good at faking those injuries


No Justine should be a footballer (soccer) they faking for something everytime they fall off the ground this is especailly true when they reach closer towords the penatly box if you watch european football (soccer) you will know why.

MisterQ
Feb 17th, 2004, 04:17 PM
MisterQ- Can't u hear Seles grunting as she releases the bowling ball (haa-eeee)...lol

Oh, definitely!

I think two-handed power bowling could revolutionize the sport! :lol: