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TheBoiledEgg
Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:56 PM
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat and blood from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.


Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!

King Aaron
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:00 PM
:lol: :o Omegood.

ghosts
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:20 PM
asjgkca :lol:

angele87
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:34 PM
omg :eek: :o

CC
Jan 2nd, 2004, 06:03 PM
Why you make me laugh, huh? :p

Vass22
Jan 2nd, 2004, 06:24 PM
Oh God! That's funny. But I don't agree that women are evil, it just says that they need to get rid of their husbands ones in a while.

gentenaire
Jan 2nd, 2004, 08:16 PM
LMAO!! :lol:

And here's the mathematical proof...

1) Time is Money
2) Money is the root of all evil
3) Women = Money x Time

So by (1) we have Women = Money^2
And since Money = Evil^1/2
We have Women = (Evil^1/2)^2 = Evil

Therefore, women are evil!! :devil:

Since when do you multiply when saying 'and' ?

3) should be women = money + time

;) :p

Monica_Rules
Jan 2nd, 2004, 10:19 PM
:lol:

DunkMachine
Jan 2nd, 2004, 10:22 PM
Ain't women great :D

Diya
Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:28 AM
in truth, the only thing this story says about women is this...we're resourceful...and we get the job done. :)

:worship:

SJW
Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:30 AM
in truth, the only thing this story says about women is this...we're resourceful...and we get the job done. :)

:haha: aint that the truth LMAO!

skanky~skanketta
Jan 3rd, 2004, 01:14 AM
most definitely DD.

Tammy
Jan 3rd, 2004, 02:20 AM
:lol:

azza
Jan 3rd, 2004, 02:26 AM
:scared: :p

Barrie_Dude
Jan 31st, 2006, 10:33 PM
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat and blood from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.


Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!:bounce: Exactly

Wigglytuff
Feb 1st, 2006, 12:00 AM
AWESOME!!!!

thats my kind of woman!!!

Sharapova's_Boy
Feb 1st, 2006, 01:06 AM
:lol:

Martian Stacey
Feb 1st, 2006, 01:10 AM
:o thats terrible! :lol: but she did follow the instructions.. they were told to kill, not just shoot ;)

RVD
Feb 1st, 2006, 08:37 AM
:haha: :haha: ...women...
My ex must have been a federal operative cuz that bitch was nutz! :lol:

The Crow
Feb 1st, 2006, 08:42 AM
lol, I was going to say: "This is an old one" before I saw the thread was made over 2 years ago.

fnuf7
Feb 1st, 2006, 09:57 AM
:lol: I like that joke/story!

TheBoiledEgg
Feb 1st, 2006, 11:29 AM
what's with Barrie bumping up my old threads :p

marmite1
Feb 1st, 2006, 11:59 AM
:lol:

Mattographer
Feb 1st, 2006, 12:27 PM
That must be Lauren Reed! :bolt:

Martian KC
Feb 1st, 2006, 02:29 PM
what's with Barrie bumping up my old threads :p

STALKER!:ras: