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TheBoiledEgg
Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:54 PM
Are you qualified to be a "Professional"?


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether
you are qualified to be "professional."


The questions are NOT that difficult.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?

I got the answers which i will put up in a little while and its so easy :tape:

Hulet
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:03 PM
1. Cut it into pieces
2. Cut it into even more pieces
3. Simba - he has a date or something
4. Take out the pieces of giraffe and elephant from the fridge, dump it in one corner of the river - obviously the crocodiles will go for this, mean while, you can cross the river. (Gruesome)
Another alternative is to get Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin to wave his baby infront of the crocodiles to distract them.

Am I professional? :o

TheBoiledEgg
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:12 PM
i got one more thing to add:

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

ghosts
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:19 PM
DeuceDiva got it right :drool: :lol:

gentenaire
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:20 PM
DD got it right :D

TheBoiledEgg
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:26 PM
evil DD ........ pffffff couldnt you let them stew a bit longer,
told ya women are evil :kiss:


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?"

(Wrong Answer)


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.




OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Hulet
Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:28 PM
A true professional (that's me) realizes there are more than one right way of doing a task.:)

Experimentee
Jan 3rd, 2004, 03:05 PM
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?"

(Wrong Answer)


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
previous actions.
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But how do they know there isnt more than one refrigerator? :p
Or maybe the one refrigerator is big enough for both of them?

azza
Jan 3rd, 2004, 03:10 PM
How do u just put a giraff into the fridge its to big WTF :o did i miss something :unsure:

crazillo
Jan 3rd, 2004, 03:11 PM
hey, when the fridge is the nordpol u can put an elephant inside.

Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Jan 3rd, 2004, 03:13 PM
I once tried to put an elephant in a freezer and i ended in hospital. I guess i'm not a professional. :sad: