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alexusjonesfan
Dec 24th, 2003, 03:37 AM
...on paying for dinner on a date? I'm a little conflicted here and need some advice.

(get your mind out of the gutter ya filthy wankers)

~ The Leopard ~
Dec 24th, 2003, 03:52 AM
I was going to say: 16 inches. I assumed it was a thread about biceps measurements.

Ballbuster
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:35 AM
I was going to say: 16 inches. I assumed it was a thread about biceps measurements.

I have 21 inches biceps - and 9.5 x 6 below.

~ The Leopard ~
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:36 AM
Anyway, you should split the bill rather than paying, coz you don't want your date to feel obligated to have sex with you in return.

Hang on,... um, er.... :confused:

alexusjonesfan
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:39 AM
Anyway, you should split the bill rather than paying, coz you don't want your date to feel obligated to have sex with you in return.

Hang on,... um, er.... :confused:

erm, perhaps you should try to look at the question from the point of view of a 19 year old male ;)

GBFH
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:43 AM
erm, perhaps you should try to look at the question from the point of view of a 19 year old male ;)

depends on the person. i don't like guys paying for me. maybe your date would.

DunkMachine
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:27 AM
If you "really" want to know. Let's just say, I was the one that caused the european eclipse ;).

AjdeNate!
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:32 AM
Funny, I don't remember you asking me out on a date. You should get my confirmation before you worry about payment. :p

AjdeNate!
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:33 AM
*that was to viggen, btw*

ys
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:59 AM
If my date is capable of paying and insisting on doing that, I might not have much of a problem with that. But if it goes out of pure pride and would only mean that because of that we can't have a dinner out twice a month and would have to settle on having it once per 2 monthes instead, I would probably object.

decemberlove
Dec 24th, 2003, 08:40 AM
i dunno... i think when you are first with a girl, you should pay the entire way, esp if you asked her out.

with couples of a long time its different. its nice if the girl is willing to split the bill occ.

dubro
Dec 24th, 2003, 08:48 AM
on depend by how 'small' she is... :o

Experimentee
Dec 24th, 2003, 02:19 PM
I'm a girl but I'll just give my opinion. I'd normally like each to pay for whatever they eat, however I dont mind if the guy wants to pay, and if he's much richer than I am, I think thats fair. But only if he wanted to, I dont ask the rich guys to pay or anything like that.

Mateo Mathieu
Dec 24th, 2003, 02:45 PM
I saw the topic and I was thinking of dick :lol: :tape:

alexusjonesfan
Dec 24th, 2003, 02:59 PM
Funny, I don't remember you asking me out on a date. You should get my confirmation before you worry about payment. :p

will you at least pay your way to Toronto or do I have to cover that too? :rolleyes: :p

Nicky2002
Dec 24th, 2003, 02:59 PM
This tread is damn funny. :lol:


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Kart
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:39 PM
I would usually offer at the very least. Whether I actually pay depends on the person and how secure they are with someone else paying - a lot of people don't seem keen or agree as long as they can pay the next time.

tennisjam
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:56 PM
the date pays, of course...to show me how much she cares for me... :angel:

AjdeNate!
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:19 PM
will you at least pay your way to Toronto or do I have to cover that too? :rolleyes: :p
I'll get myself to Candiland, but you have to pay to wine and dine me. :p

DunkMachine
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:28 PM
Well I'm big but I sure as hell ain't rich or stupid. If a woman offers to pay, I will refuse her offer.

If she insists however, then who am I to disagree with the lady :hehehe:

alexusjonesfan
Dec 24th, 2003, 07:02 PM
I'll get myself to Candiland, but you have to pay to wine and dine me. :p

I have a better cheaper idea

*calls FEMALE escort service* :p

I'm shocked at the lack of freeloading men on this board :cool:

I always offer to pay it all but invariably she refuses and I meekly accept like a little girl :lol:

decemberlove
Dec 24th, 2003, 08:01 PM
i have never offered to pay afore :)

but im a cheap date anyway cos i eat like an eight year old.

alexusjonesfan
Dec 24th, 2003, 09:11 PM
speaking of escort services...they're the best! the males ones that is! you need someone to attend something with you that you can just not have to make conversation with or worry about? it's the only way to go. then after whatever occasion it is, you tip 'em and part ways and that's that. very convenient.


well, wouldn't you expect more from such a service than simply a 'pose-a-friend'...or am I just barking up the wrong three :o :angel:

Tompier
Dec 24th, 2003, 10:30 PM
I saw the topic and I was thinking of dick :lol: :tape:

We all were i guess :p

vs1
Dec 24th, 2003, 10:48 PM
I only allow my date to pay for it all if I am certain to put out afterwards. Otherwise, I like to pay my 1/2 so that he won't think that he'll automatically get head in the car. ;)

American Me
Dec 25th, 2003, 02:13 AM
speaking of escort services...they're the best! the males ones that is! you need someone to attend something with you that you can just not have to make conversation with or worry about? it's the only way to go. then after whatever occasion it is, you tip 'em and part ways and that's that. very convenient.

I hope to become your permanent escort in 2004, Sweet Thang :inlove:

You won't have to worry about conversation because there's no shame in my game; I can "conversate" any way you want or I can just hang back and admire your beauty like a good Sagitarius would. :inlove:

I work for free, but I know you'll want to tip me a few kisses and never send me on my way. :hearts:

Its almost 2004, are you ready?

Lets Do This!!! :inlove:

Veritas
Dec 25th, 2003, 02:31 AM
...on paying for dinner on a date? I'm a little conflicted here and need some advice.

(get your mind out of the gutter ya filthy wankers)

Sometimes, girls do have a funny way of saying what they want from you. Whenever I went out with my ex, she would always say, "no, no! let me pay!", but when I foot the bill, she wouldn't stop grinning for the entire night. So my advice is that even when a girl says "no, don't pay", just do it anyway ;)

And remember, girls nowadays tend to look down on guys who are into that "chivalry" stuff. Opening the door and pulling out the chair for your date is all nice and dandy, but once you overdo the "chivalry" philosophy (e.g. dropping your coat on the floor so her shoes won't get dirty) will scare her away :p

DunkMachine
Dec 25th, 2003, 11:00 AM
And remember, girls nowadays tend to look down on guys who are into that "chivalry" stuff. Opening the door and pulling out the chair for your date is all nice and dandy, but once you overdo the "chivalry" philosophy (e.g. dropping your coat on the floor so her shoes won't get dirty) will scare her away :p
(Playing the devils advocate)
Chivalry what?! What happened to equality? First women want to be treated equally but when it comes to playing for shit, women want to be frail and helpless all of a sudden. Get tha fuck out of here! Fellas do DO fall for that stuff are whipped or too eager to get that ass.

Dunkmachine scenario:

Me: Is that caviar you ordered baby?
Lady: Yes it is.
Me: How was it?
Lady: Hmmm it tasted so good.
Me: You mean the caviar right.
Lady: Yea that too..
Me: That's great cause you paying for all that shit. The Lobster the 5 glasses of Hennesey and the funky fisheggs. That's on you. See that peanutbutter and jelly sandwich and the glass of water...... that's me. :wazzup: You pay for what you had and I'll pay for what I had.
I ain't Donald F'kin Trump, what's wrong with you ordering all that.

The woman is immediatly impressed by my masculinity and says she finds that quality in a man completely sexy. Wants to go to her place. After hearing that I pay the bill and leave "thinking" I'm getting lucky.
/scenario

Wait a minute that ain't right Awww hell she done did it again............(horsewhip cracks)

DunkMachine
Dec 25th, 2003, 11:02 AM
Ok that had nothing to do with anything. But I had fun writing it.

~ The Leopard ~
Dec 26th, 2003, 10:26 PM
Haha, you are indeed a lady, Bri. But a lady these days is feisty, intelligent and capable...all of which you are. :worship: Those Victorian-era shrinking violets ain't ladies, they're just wimps.

Still, someone has to go through the door first, so I'm happy to adopt the rule of opening it for the lady. That suit you?

Car Key Boi
Dec 27th, 2003, 01:48 AM
a quick post to enlighten all yuo loozers who have zilch experience with wimmin

KNOW THIS

DO NOT TAKE HER TO A FANCY RESTAURANT

INSTEAD, ASK HER TO COME OVER AND COOK FOR THE BOTH OF YUO

FIND OUT WHAT SHE WANTS TO COOK, AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS WAITING FOR HER WHEN SHE ARRIVES AT YUOR CRIB

MAKE HER YEAR BY LETTING HER COOK IN THE NICEST KITCHEN SHE HAS EVER SEEN IN HER LIFE

YUO RELAX, SET THE MOOD, PLAY SOME ROMANTIC MUZIC, NO WE'RE NOT TALKING HIP HOP SHIT, THEN YUO START OPENING $300 BOTTLES OF WINE

HERE'S WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS, SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES

THE GURL'S NESTING AND MATERNAL HORMONES START KICKING IN AS SHE STARTS TO IMAGINE SHARING YUOR PLACE AND GAINING A FOOTHOLD INTO YUOR LIFE

SHE LOVINGLY AND CARINGLY PREPARES YUO A STEAK DINNER WHILE GETTING ALL CARRIED AWAY BY NONSENSICAL MARRIAGE STUFF WHILE YUO ARE PLOTTING TO GET JIGGY WIT HER

BEWARE THE INTELLIGENT HOT CHICKS THOU. THEY CAN REVERSE THIS SCENARIO AND END UP OWING YUO

A CASE IN POINT. THE CAR KEY BOI

BUT IT'S ALL GOOD. THE CAR KEY BOI DOESN'T MIND BEING OWNZED BY HOTTEST CHICK EVER SECOND ONLY TO BEYONCE

-CAR KEY BOI,
DIGTBK! http://carkeyboi.com/dump/digtbk.gif

Allez Joosteen
Dec 27th, 2003, 01:10 PM
22 to 23 cm. That's what you really want to know. :devil:

Colin B
Dec 27th, 2003, 04:19 PM
Depends on the situation. If it's the first meal out together, etiquette requires the guy to at least offer to pay the whole thing - and be able to do so. If she says she'd like to pay all or part of the bill, then negotiate from there.
If it's a long term relationship, you may end up alternating who pays. That's what we do anyway.

DunkMachine
Dec 27th, 2003, 04:26 PM
a quick post to enlighten all yuo loozers who have zilch experience with wimmin

KNOW THIS

DO NOT TAKE HER TO A FANCY RESTAURANT

INSTEAD, ASK HER TO COME OVER AND COOK FOR THE BOTH OF YUO

FIND OUT WHAT SHE WANTS TO COOK, AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS WAITING FOR HER WHEN SHE ARRIVES AT YUOR CRIB

MAKE HER YEAR BY LETTING HER COOK IN THE NICEST KITCHEN SHE HAS EVER SEEN IN HER LIFE

YUO RELAX, SET THE MOOD, PLAY SOME ROMANTIC MUZIC, NO WE'RE NOT TALKING HIP HOP SHIT, THEN YUO START OPENING $300 BOTTLES OF WINE

HERE'S WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS, SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES

THE GURL'S NESTING AND MATERNAL HORMONES START KICKING IN AS SHE STARTS TO IMAGINE SHARING YUOR PLACE AND GAINING A FOOTHOLD INTO YUOR LIFE

SHE LOVINGLY AND CARINGLY PREPARES YUO A STEAK DINNER WHILE GETTING ALL CARRIED AWAY BY NONSENSICAL MARRIAGE STUFF WHILE YUO ARE PLOTTING TO GET JIGGY WIT HER

BEWARE THE INTELLIGENT HOT CHICKS THOU. THEY CAN REVERSE THIS SCENARIO AND END UP OWING YUO

A CASE IN POINT. THE CAR KEY BOI

BUT IT'S ALL GOOD. THE CAR KEY BOI DOESN'T MIND BEING OWNZED BY HOTTEST CHICK EVER SECOND ONLY TO BEYONCE

-CAR KEY BOI,
DIGTBK! http://carkeyboi.com/dump/digtbk.gif

What if her cooking sux what then. YOu have to go to hospital get your stomach pumped and the girl never wants to see you again.

Great advice dOOd :p

Hagar
Dec 27th, 2003, 10:56 PM
CKB, there is no way I will cook when the guy has invited me to his place. NO WAY.
I wouldn't mind sipping from the wine though. But just a beer is also fine with me.

In any case, the guy who invites me for dinner and expects me to pay half of the bill... that was his last date with me. Guys should be prepared to invest a bit when they go out with me. They don't get the chance to go out with a classy lady as myself every week.

Knizzle
Dec 28th, 2003, 05:51 PM
I went to the show on Christmas Eve with this chick and we got up to get our tickets and she saw me pull out my money and then she pulled hers out and said, "I got it", then I told her "No you don't", and paid for us both. I don't feel right with a woman paying for me. Especialy when I asked her to go.

Veritas
Jan 11th, 2004, 03:30 AM
:lol: :lol: yup! it's only when you overdo the chivalry stuff that it begins to get corny, da! but the common niceties (like opening a door) are still very much something to smile about especially when you know that most men just aren't well-versed at all in that department.

one thing i had to smile about in your post was how your ex would just grin all night about it even though she insisted. you've become what most women want....a mindreader. :) :kiss:

Aw thanks DD :) If I do meet you, I'd treat you to an expensive seafood dinner, complete with champagne and chocolates.

Belgium = Best
Jan 12th, 2004, 05:49 PM
My parents pay for me (but I almost never go to a restaurant...)

:D :wavey:

Barrie_Dude
Jan 12th, 2004, 07:04 PM
More often than not, we split it as it is too expensive otherwise. Unless, of course, it is a special occasion

alexusjonesfan
Jan 13th, 2004, 10:42 PM
ok. here's what i've come up with. you see, i've never really thought of this before but today i thought i'd ask someone who i'm sure is an authority in all this dating stuff. plus, he's a man and that in and of itself verifies his answers. his answers are after each question. here's what i asked....


1. what is the average guy prepared to spend on a date?

--- $100.00

2. what does this include?

--- dinner and a movie, perhaps.

3. does this factor in flowers?

--- no.

4. after the date, if you ask to see her again and she would rather not, what do you do?

--- go home and try again with someone else and hope that the next time, you'll get lucky enough to get a second date.

5. say she's been ok with you dating her 5 times. then on the sixth try she says, "sorry, i don't think this is working out"...then what?

--- you say you're sorry she feels that way and move on.

6. are men willing to do this whether they get laid or not?

--- yes. it's part of the dating game theme if you're a male.

OMG!!! know what? and like i said, i've never really thought of this before! but here's my take on men and dating.....

men are so FUCKED!!!! no matter how you look at it, you always come out the losers in the dating game because if she's not interested after the first date? you've basically canned $100. if she's not willing to put out after the first date? you may have to ask her out again and end up losing $200 or more if the dating continues!

conclusion : there is absolutely no reason in hell why any man should want to date. it makes absolute HORRID business sense! :eek:yes, arranged marriages are the way to go! :bounce:
That way, we can atleast be the exploiters rather than the exploited :p

alexusjonesfan
Jan 13th, 2004, 10:49 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i have two family members who are in arranged marriages and let me tell you....it most definitely does work on certain levels!
It does have it's pros, especially if one considers a marriage a contract between two families instead of some flakey union of two souls for eternity *plays harp for accompaniment* ;)

alexusjonesfan
Jan 13th, 2004, 10:53 PM
btw, here are the results so far of this scientific survey:

The frugal spenders aka The Cheap Bastards in the thread (Option 4) are:
Belgium = Best, Reichen andtennisjam

and

The chivalrous gentlemen aka The Pushover Doormats in the thread (Option 1) are:
Athenaeum, azerty15, croat123, fresh2flash, Ghostrider, Jarrett, Kart, korben, Mack Daddy, Ph51, Svennovitch, ys and ZAK


It's all in good fun folks ;)

Ballbuster
Jan 14th, 2004, 05:00 AM
I make more money than most people I date - yet they pay.

go figure.

AjdeNate!
Jan 14th, 2004, 05:01 AM
I make more money than most people I date - yet they pay.

go figure.
Like prostitution? :p j/k