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Freewoman33
Sep 13th, 2003, 05:39 PM
That marriage is not going to last. She is nasty - can't clean and can't cook. She must be good for only one thing, I guess. Her parents spoiled her to the point where she can't do ANYTHING for herself, much less her husband. She is not going to be able to keep that man because after a while, the sex tricks are going to dry up. I can't believe what I'm seeing on tv. She's so lucky to have a man as clean as he is. She needs to shape up or it'll be over before soon. I'm still in shock.

Maybe this is all for the cameras. At least I hope so. If it is how they actually live, than she's in big trouble.

Miss Thang
Sep 14th, 2003, 04:34 AM
That marriage is not going to last. She is nasty - can't clean and can't cook. She must be good for only one thing, I guess. Her parents spoiled her to the point where she can't do ANYTHING for herself, much less her husband. She is not going to be able to keep that man because after a while, the sex tricks are going to dry up. I can't believe what I'm seeing on tv. She's so lucky to have a man as clean as he is. She needs to shape up or it'll be over before soon. I'm still in shock.

Maybe this is all for the cameras. At least I hope so. If it is how they actually live, than she's in big trouble.

I hear u girl. :worship: He is too good for her.

Freewoman33
Sep 14th, 2003, 03:37 PM
I don't was to believe that she's as dumb as she acts. I think it's a front, sort of Anna Nicole. Maybe she wants to gain publicity for the show by playing the dumb bleach-blond wife.

Fantastic
Sep 14th, 2003, 04:01 PM
I don't think she's experienced enough to have "sex tricks". After all, she' only ever been with one man and that's Nick. Jessica was a virgin before marrying Nick. He wasn't. He's probably seen a lot more than she has. So what does she really have that will keep Nick? Maybe she's really a man and Nick is totally into that.

Freewoman33
Sep 14th, 2003, 04:43 PM
LOL, Fantastic, that's funny.

Maybe she was a virgin, but how many heads did she gave before getting married? She's probably a professional at it. I don't want to believe that she's completely green when it comes to the art of love making.

toreador
Sep 15th, 2003, 02:10 AM
I don't think she's experienced enough to have "sex tricks". After all, she' only ever been with one man and that's Nick. Jessica was a virgin before marrying Nick. He wasn't. He's probably seen a lot more than she has. So what does she really have that will keep Nick? Maybe she's really a man and Nick is totally into that.
she doesnt have to be experienced..she could just be perverted ;) :angel:

starr
Sep 15th, 2003, 03:02 AM
well, I think he likes her because she is childish and girly and silly. It makes him feel superior to her and manly and everything. He doesn't show her any respect. Rolls his eyes, etc. I mean, it would be hard to respect her, but he married her so he should show her some respect.

They don't seem to have much in common though.

Freewoman33
Sep 15th, 2003, 04:16 AM
well, I think he likes her because she is childish and girly and silly. It makes him feel superior to her and manly and everything. He doesn't show her any respect. Rolls his eyes, etc. I mean, it would be hard to respect her, but he married her so he should show her some respect.

They don't seem to have much in common though.

So very true.

Mark43
Sep 15th, 2003, 04:17 AM
Q: Is Miss Jessica 'tarded?

*Bubbles*
Sep 15th, 2003, 07:37 PM
http://channels.netscape.com/cp/celebrity/content/i/simpsonlachey_150.jpg
:angel: :p

darren cahill
Sep 15th, 2003, 10:37 PM
Q: Is Miss Jessica 'tarded?

ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl :haha:

i do agree! but i am just beyond addicted to that show! call me tarded AND flicted!

I love Nick though....maybe Jess will turn him off of women and he can come home to Mikey! hehehe

me and my bf said we are gonna start one of those drinking games where we take a drink everytime Jessica says "dont be mad at me" and "dont make fun of me"...shes says both at least 3 times per episode...girlfriend can burp too cant she? wee doggie! :eek:

Mark43
Sep 16th, 2003, 01:24 AM
me and my bf said we are gonna start one of those drinking games where we take a drink everytime Jessica says "dont be mad at me" and "dont make fun of me"...shes says both at least 3 times per episode...girlfriend can burp too cant she? wee doggie! :eek:

That is hilarious! I have to play that game too! haha!

darren cahill
Sep 16th, 2003, 01:36 AM
That is hilarious! I have to play that game too! haha!

Mark did you see the camping episode yet? absolute classic! i counted 4 loud burps...2 "dont be mad at me's" but the "dont make fun of me's" were countless as we were already bombed by then!

she does have a certain charm though!

i loved the clips of all our her complaints on that trip

"i'm hot, my groin hurts, my back hurts, i'm dirty, my head itches, i'm fat, i wish we were in santa barbara, i've got cramps'

i was just rollllllllllllllllllling

Mark43
Sep 16th, 2003, 02:36 AM
That girl is so Loni Anderson circa 1978!
I love it!

skanky~skanketta
Sep 16th, 2003, 07:44 AM
Dump That Ho Nicky!!!

Freewoman33
Sep 16th, 2003, 11:41 AM
She goes to the store, buys about 3 or 4 pieces of underwear for over seven hundred dollars, calls him on the phone and tells him that she just paid x amount of money for underwear. Said she didn't look the receipt before signing it. "Don't be mad at me"

I hope she doesn't do that in real life. She would be signing away hundreds of thousands without knowing it.

For Jessica's sake, I hope this is all an act.

darren cahill
Sep 16th, 2003, 11:07 PM
She goes to the store, buys about 3 or 4 pieces of underwear for over seven hundred dollars, calls him on the phone and tells him that she just paid x amount of money for underwear. Said she didn't look the receipt before signing it. "Don't be mad at me"

I hope she doesn't do that in real life. She would be signing away hundreds of thousands without knowing it.

For Jessica's sake, I hope this is all an act.

did you take a drink when she said "dont be mad at me"? i swear it must have been 1 of 15 times she says it in a 30 minute show! she has 2 things she does, she does something incredibly stupid and then says "dont be mad at me" and then says something so stupid like the "chicken of the sea" comment or the "if you cook a potato too long it gets hard" comment and then says "dont make fun of me" cause she knows shes a moron

and yet...

i adore her! LOL :hearts:

Freewoman33
Sep 16th, 2003, 11:17 PM
I wanted to reach through the damn television set and strangle her.

Actually, I would like to get a hold of her mother and knock her on the head for spoiling that child. :smash:

kournikovafan13
Sep 17th, 2003, 02:19 AM
On the episode where they go golfing, I wanted to scream. Jessica is the epitomy of dumb, and seems like such an unenjoyable person to be around. "I think I broke my wrist" "I really need to pee Nick!" "I'm tired" "This isn't fun Nick". It's people like her that make prejudice against blondes so prevalent. :retard:

He's only in it for the sex, because she has no personality. Then again, he doesn't have much of one either, so......:tape:

Tammy
Sep 17th, 2003, 02:54 AM
lmao she gets stupider as each episode goes on :p

.. i mean she didnt even know how to pronounce platypus correctly :o :rolls:

Berlin_Calling
Sep 17th, 2003, 03:08 AM
Jessica is pretty dumb yet I still love her :D:hearts:

caramel
Sep 17th, 2003, 06:05 AM
That marriage is not going to last. She is nasty - can't clean and can't cook.

I canīt clean or cook either but yet still there are plenty of men who would marry me anyway. :p

Richie77
Sep 17th, 2003, 06:13 AM
On the episode where they go golfing, I wanted to scream. Jessica is the epitomy of dumb, and seems like such an unenjoyable person to be around. "I think I broke my wrist" "I really need to pee Nick!" "I'm tired" "This isn't fun Nick". It's people like her that make prejudice against blondes so prevalent. :retard:

He's only in it for the sex, because she has no personality. Then again, he doesn't have much of one either, so......:tape:
I saw the golf episode, too...she sounds like a five-year-old! :retard:

I'm bored...are you done...let's drive the carts around really fast! :eek:

Freewoman33
Sep 17th, 2003, 11:36 AM
I canīt clean or cook either but yet still there are plenty of men who would marry me anyway. :p


Caramel, dont tell me you're a Jessica. You may not be able to cook, but I'm sure you can pick up after yourself and do other essential things. If you can't, then I see you spending a lot of money on maid service.

Have you seen the show?

Anyway, it's purely entertaining. What prompted me to start this thread was my amazement at her behavior.

Cilla
Sep 17th, 2003, 09:44 PM
OMG, this show has just aired today on MTV UK. How on earth will this marriage last? :eek:

She's so spoilt, she can hardly do a thing for herself. He looks pissed already :tape:

Don't be mad at me :lol:

darren cahill
Sep 17th, 2003, 10:42 PM
OMG, this show has just aired today on MTV UK. How on earth will this marriage last? :eek:

She's so spoilt, she can hardly do a thing for herself. He looks pissed already :tape:

Don't be mad at me :lol:

cilla, i am not kidding...count the 'dont be mad at me' and 'dont make fun of me' in each episode and you'll trip out...

i do enjoy her zaniness though...its like a sceince experiment gone wrong....

jenny161185
Sep 17th, 2003, 11:02 PM
I know when I saw it first tonight I though she was joking pretending to be dumb but no it seem's real. u sure he wasn t a virgin wen he married her ? anyways I thought it was funny when she goes lets go to bed!

Serendy Willick
Sep 18th, 2003, 05:18 AM
I can see not being able to cook, but at least have the decency to pick up your clothes off the floor and clean up your mess. Thats common fucking sense folks. Putting whole plant glasses in the trash because you dont "know" what to do with it?! rediculous. 700 dollars for underware?! hello. I just love how her parents are all in her buisness, well are you gonna feed her too?!

TM
Sep 18th, 2003, 08:22 AM
I SAW THAT MARATHON OF NIK AND JESSICA ON MTV LAST SUNDAY...

ROFTL!!!!


NAGGING SPOILED TARDED WHORE!

i just spent 700 bucks on 2bras and 2underwears...well i never check the price tag...

UNBELIEVABLE! is this fucking truE???

TM
Sep 18th, 2003, 08:25 AM
That Gurl Shure Can Belch Though........wooooooooooh!

And Create Deadly Bombs That Could Cover The Entire House..

Damn....for 2 People!!! Hello!

darren cahill
Sep 18th, 2003, 04:48 PM
Update on the latest episode...after all my going on and on over her "dont be mad' and 'dont make fun'' a whole entire episode went by and she said neither! :eek:

Mr. Man
Sep 18th, 2003, 07:56 PM
Update on the latest episode...after all my going on and on over her "dont be mad' and 'dont make fun'' a whole entire episode went by and she said neither! :eek:
You sure? Whenever I see her, I hear those words.
:p

Freewoman33
Sep 21st, 2003, 05:45 PM
Okay guys, I'm warming up to Jessica. This last episode with Grandma's wedding was cute, especially at the end when Nick went to the studio to help her with the recording. I thought that was sweet. I've forgotten how dumb she is...at least for now.

darren cahill
Sep 28th, 2003, 03:43 PM
Nick and Jessica marathon on MTV today!

so excited

and i am so pathetic! oh well....lots of sexy nick running around in his bare feets and jessica's million one liner complaints...nothing better!

Richie77
Sep 28th, 2003, 07:32 PM
She said it again!!!

"You love my stinky ass."

:lol: :haha: :p

Steam
Sep 28th, 2003, 07:39 PM
Yes, she is dumb but she is so friggin hot

Steam
Sep 28th, 2003, 08:07 PM
Platamapus? Come on.

GBFH
Sep 28th, 2003, 08:20 PM
they play clips of this show on the radio here...this is so scripted, noone can be that stupid.

Steam
Sep 28th, 2003, 08:21 PM
Scripted or not, she's hot

GBFH
Sep 28th, 2003, 08:24 PM
not so much. she has nice hair.

Serendy Willick
Sep 28th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Okay guys, I'm warming up to Jessica. This last episode with Grandma's wedding was cute, especially at the end when Nick went to the studio to help her with the recording. I thought that was sweet. I've forgotten how dumb she is...at least for now.

And she had no problems reminding us how dumb she is with the Buffalo Chicken segment. :eek: :lol:

Venus Forever
Sep 28th, 2003, 09:09 PM
God, the buffalo wings one was sooo funny.

"I don't eat a buffalo." - Jessica

You do know that buffalo wings are really chicken??

"OMG, I had no idea."

Or, how about when they were on the beach??

"OMG, a jellyfish!!" - Jessica

"That's a paper bag." - Nick

darren cahill
Sep 28th, 2003, 09:21 PM
that plastic bag thing was hysterical, i guess cause i can relate to that....i've screamed at stuff in the ocean before that turned out to be nothing! i

i think Nicks brother is so adorable....i loved the 2 of them wrestling in the water...of course it was just a gay fantasy of mine! :eek:

darren cahill
Sep 29th, 2003, 10:09 PM
Great article today on E online about jessica called "the wisdom of jessica simpson"

a MUST read...it takes some of the GOOFIEST stuff she has said and puts these funny little critiques to them...included are "platamapus" and the famous "dont make fun of me"

go check it out

Mr. Man
Sep 30th, 2003, 12:10 AM
God, the buffalo wings one was sooo funny.

"I don't eat a buffalo." - Jessica

You do know that buffalo wings are really chicken??

"OMG, I had no idea."

Or, how about when they were on the beach??

"OMG, a jellyfish!!" - Jessica

"That's a paper bag." - Nick
:haha: I was on the floor when she did the jellyfish thing.

I liked the episode when Nick and his brother scared Jessica and her friend when they went camping! ROFL Jessica's face when she was screaming! classic! :devil:

darren cahill
Sep 30th, 2003, 12:17 AM
love the last line of your sig!

writing you back right now Mr. Man...and someone is in BIG trouble AGAIN (and you know what that means! # 20! :o )

Mr. Man
Sep 30th, 2003, 12:20 AM
love the last line of your sig!

writing you back right now Mr. Man...and someone is in BIG trouble AGAIN (and you know what that means! # 20! :o )
Stop adding more, CHEATER! :rolleyes: :p