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TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:41 AM
From cbssportslie.com
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August 18 - WEST PALM BEACH, FL - Octagon senior vice president, Schmelme Goode, announced that their premier client, Russian athlete and pinup girl, Anna Kournikova, has hired the fiesty father of tennis champions Venus and Serena Williams, Richard Williams, to work on a short term training progam of four to six months, following her recovery from her back injury.

"Mr. Williams has trained two of the greatest tennis players of all time, so we are sure that he can make some positive improvements to what is left of Ms. Kournikova's game," Goode told the media that was assembled at the Octagon office in Palm Beach.

In a phone interview Kournikova stated that, "If he can teach his daughters well enough to win 10 slams, then he should be able to do something for my ass,"

"If I can teach a three year old to play tennis, I can certainly get blondie to learn to get her game together," Williams, who was also at the conference, told the assembled reporters.

"Well, even if the Rooskie is too knuckleheaded to learn from a master tennis teacher like me, then I will have at least gotten enough money out of her diamond studed butt to buy myself a new 40 foot cabin cruiser," Williams said with a very broad grin.

Despite some misgivings at the strange matchup, many believe that Williams could be the person to finally get Kournikova's game out of the tennis toilet.
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Wow, this is a great move for anna.
I hope that she makes the most of Richard's training because it is going to cost a lot. :)

TR :cool:

Hingiswinsthis
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:43 AM
lol;)

tenn_ace
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:45 AM
she better retire :p :tape: :devil:

ProjectMayhem
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:50 AM
It was neither clever nor amusing, but given how low people's expectations are of your posts, the reaction won't be all that bad.

Knizzle
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:52 AM
It was neither clever nor amusing, but given how low people's expectations are of your posts, the reaction won't be all that bad.

It was funny to me, and I am not easily amused.

Gospodin
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:55 AM
It was funny to me, and I am not easily amused.
of course its funny to you. it was trashing kournikova. had that joke been aimed at your precious williams sisters you'd be crying racism all the way to the white house. :rolleyes:

Mr. Man
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:56 AM
man, Tee Rexx you're stooopid! ROFL :p

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:58 AM
Gos - Good grief :rolleyes:
Look at my old post and see how I have taken rips at my faves as well.

Get a grip.

Ballbuster
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:59 AM
of course its funny to you. it was trashing kournikova. had that joke been aimed at your precious williams sisters you'd be crying all the way to the white house. :rolleyes:

The difference is......What TeeRex wrote was truth!

and the White House is not the place to scream .....you won't get heard.

Knizzle
Aug 19th, 2003, 04:02 AM
of course its funny to you. it was trashing kournikova. had that joke been aimed at your precious williams sisters you'd be crying racism all the way to the white house. :rolleyes:

He is not trashing Kournikova!! I have laughed at plenty of jokes about Venus and Serena, as long as they are funny and in good taste. Fried beans made a joke about Serena's US Open attire being a wheelchair, and I laughed at it because it was a harmless funny joke, and I could tell he didn't do it out of dislike for Serena.

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 04:04 AM
BallB/Knizzle - It is always good to see some intelligent posters with a sense of humor. :)

ProjectMayhem
Aug 19th, 2003, 04:56 AM
Again, they have neither/nor. Quite on the contrary, if they found this thread amusing, it shows a lack of intelligence and a very underdeveloped sense of humor, which is completely unsuprising, given the players they support.

Knizzle
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:00 AM
Again, they have neither/nor. Quite on the contrary, if they found this thread amusing, it shows a lack of intelligence and a very underdeveloped sense of humor, which is completely unsuprising, given the players they support.

We have no intelligence, but yet you pick your favorite players based on whether they are "cuties" or not. It's obvious you have posted on this board before, so what was your username before??

ProjectMayhem
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:05 AM
Cuties is just a term of affection, and as I scroll over the names of my favorites, they are a good looking group, but let's face it, there are one or two who are far from cute.

And if I had a previous user-name, my shining intelligence, bubbling personality, and distinctive writing stlye would quickly reveal it.

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:11 AM
Once again, the old bord rule, if you really don't like the thread, don't post in it.

That rule, however, may be a little to cerebral for some to comprehend.

Malin
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:39 AM
Once again, the old bord rule, if you really don't like the thread, don't post in it.

That rule, however, may be a little to cerebral for some to comprehend.

You should listen to your own words, if you don't like Jen don't constantly post threads and stuff about her.

DunkMachine
Aug 19th, 2003, 07:27 AM
How does saying that Richard will train Kournikova is an insult to her. She should only be so lucky to be trained by the supreme master and genius of tennis that is Richard Williams.

Anna mite actually look good when Richard buffs her up.

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 10:37 AM
Malin - Reading comprehension is definitely not one of your strong points I see.
If you don't like a thread - Don't post in it, dummy. :p

If you want to post about a player - start your own thread. :p :)

selesfan
Aug 19th, 2003, 11:51 AM
It was funny to me, and I am not easily amused.

Ditto! I found it quite amusing. :)

selesfan
Aug 19th, 2003, 11:55 AM
Again, they have neither/nor. Quite on the contrary, if they found this thread amusing, it shows a lack of intelligence and a very underdeveloped sense of humor, which is completely unsuprising, given the players they support.

I can see all the intelligence you have by just reading your signature. :rolleyes:

TSequoia01
Aug 19th, 2003, 12:41 PM
The difference is......What TeeRex wrote was truth!

and the White House is not the place to scream .....you won't get heard.

LOL! And remember it is not called the "White House" due to a few coats of paint. :o

Dava
Aug 19th, 2003, 01:33 PM
LOL :rolleyes:

Volcana
Aug 19th, 2003, 02:20 PM
The best thing about this is its a GOOD idea.

The funniest thing about it is Richard WIlliams really would say

"If I can teach a three year old to play tennis, I can certainly get blondie to learn to get her game together," Williams, who was also at the conference, told the assembled reporters.

"Well, even if the Rooskie is too knuckleheaded to learn from a master tennis teacher like me, then I will have at least gotten enough money out of her diamond studed butt to buy myself a new 40 foot cabin cruiser,"

In fact, he'd encourage people to quote him.

When they decide who's the most unlikely coach of champions, no one else is getting any votes.

Hulet
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:25 PM
Ha ha... funny TeeRexx. But, seriously, that would have been the smartest choise anna made in her "tennis career".

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 03:59 PM
I bet some chubby, Italian-American player has thought about having Richard as a coach as well. :)

Diya
Aug 19th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Jennifer would never have a "classless" guy as her coach :p

CamilleVidann
Aug 19th, 2003, 04:28 PM
Richard Williams......
He did a great job raising two great champs.
Would he make a perfect coach for Anna?
No. I don't think they would get along well.
Oh wait...they could be a perfect match up as they are "beaty & beast" of the tennis world.....

Malin
Aug 19th, 2003, 04:56 PM
Malin - Reading comprehension is definitely not one of your strong points I see.
If you don't like a thread - Don't post in it, dummy. :p

If you want to post about a player - start your own thread. :p :)

Dummy?? how old are you?? william's fans seem to get more stupid every day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

DunkMachine
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:10 PM
Richard Williams......
He did a great job raising two great champs.
Would he make a perfect coach for Anna?
No. I don't think they would get along well.
Oh wait...they could be a perfect match up as they are "beaty & beast" of the tennis world.....

Anna ain't that bad looking for you to be calling her beast.

Infiniti2001
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:12 PM
Dummy?? how old are you?? william's fans seem to get more stupid every day. :lol: :lol: :lol:


"some" of you need to take a good look in the mirror some :rolleyes: time

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:21 PM
Anna ain't that bad looking for you to be calling her beast.
LMFuckingassoff :haha: :haha:

*dies*

:lol: :haha: :lol:

auntie janie
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Anna ain't that bad looking for you to be calling her beast.

OMG!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :worship:

CamilleVidann
Aug 19th, 2003, 05:52 PM
I think it's even funnier that I associated Richard with the "beauty".

jenny161185
Aug 19th, 2003, 06:05 PM
lol and jen isn t chubby! I dont think Anna can get help from anyone now but herself :(

Volcana
Aug 19th, 2003, 06:09 PM
Cuties is just a term of affection, and as I scroll over the names of my favorites, they are a good looking group, but let's face it, there are one or two who are far from cute.

And if I had a previous user-name, my shining intelligence, bubbling personality, and distinctive writing stlye would quickly reveal it.


Good lord!! YOU'RE 'Cesspool' ?!?!?

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 08:56 PM
This story has just been confirmed on another web site. (see GM) :) LOL

*JR*
Aug 19th, 2003, 10:11 PM
This story has just been confirmed on another web site. (see GM) :) LOL With Da Boi having gone off to wedded bliss for 3 months or so :p TR is THE Trollmeister, the Clown Prince of WTA World. :D TeeRexx Rulz! :worship:

Hulet
Aug 19th, 2003, 10:19 PM
http://www.annaforever.de/index_21.html

August 19, 2003 (II)
Anna plays WTT / RICHARD = NEW COACH / Ranking News / no New Haven / Bogomolov inspired / DVD Pack-winner
Anna will participate in the World Team Tennis Smash Hits benefit that will take place on Thursday, September 25th at 7:30pm at the FleetCenter in Boston. Tickets | More Infos

<http://www.annaforever.de/interviews/rating_tennisball.JPG> RICHARD = NEW COACH: I hardly can believe it - is that true???: RICHARD WILLIAMS WILL BE ANNA'S NEW COACH for the next 4 to 6 months??? Octagon senior vice President, Schmelme Goode, said yesterday to the press (in Octagon's office in Palm Beach): "...we are sure that he can make some positive improvements to what is left of Ms. Kournikova's game" (does THAT sound good??? - NO)! Even more - Anna should have stated in a phone Interview: "If he can teach his daughters well enough to win 10 slams, then he should be able to do something for my ass." Is this the way Anna would talk?!?!?!?!?! Richard Williams was also at the conference and didn't talk very politely about Anna :-(((( Read more


:lol:
Are anna's fans the most gullible (SCMS) fans ever?
:dies in cariosity style:

*JR*
Aug 19th, 2003, 10:22 PM
:lol:
Are anna's fans the most gullible (SCMS) fans ever?
:dies in cariosity style:
I wonder if TR was able to troll Frank Riley like Da Boi did! :lol:

VS Fan
Aug 19th, 2003, 10:39 PM
Hell, Serena Might have made it to the Quarters in a wheelchair!

TeeRexx
Aug 19th, 2003, 11:05 PM
JR - I am glad that you are giving me the respect and admiration that I so deserve. :) LOL

I wonder will my article make it to anna's official site?

Better still, will Anna take the good advice of the intelligent article and hire Richard the Tennis Master? :eek::)

Car Key Boi
Aug 20th, 2003, 09:21 AM
Roger, thax for e-mailing me the link to this thread :)

TeeRexx, although i've often referred to yuo as a "talentless piece of shit" this Anna troll is pretty good although yuo went a little OTT with Anna's quotes, but nonetheless it's still an excellent troll and yuo get bonus points for it appearing on the german Anna site

Tee Rexx, the Car Key Boi salutes YUO! http://carkeyboi.com/dump/rockon.gif

Car Key Boi
Aug 20th, 2003, 09:35 AM
I wonder will my article make it to anna's official site?



not gonna happen bub, the only hope was to make the message board and now that's not possible coz rumor has it the forum was taken down after a bunch of hacker trolls started deleting members posts and shit

the forum has been down over a week "for maintainance"

yeah, right http://carkeyboi.com/dump/lol.gif