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Cam'ron Giles
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:53 AM
So, Martina retired cause she was having a baby...anyone else heard this... :rolleyes:

Corina left her husband for Stubbs?

Add your own gossip... :devil:

Sam L
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:56 AM
Serena is not really injured, she's really working on a secret film project for the next Bond film. Mariah Carey is also in it. :secret:

I think there will be a catfight between the two. :eek:

alexusjonesfan
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:04 AM
Elena Dementieva actually has a tennis playing evil twin who likes to take her place at some tournaments and play horribly to drag her twin sister's name through the mud. Elena really had trouble keeping her away last year...they just couldn't stop swapping places :o

GBFH
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:16 AM
Anna K. is really off the tour because of her pregnancy! None of this "back-injury" tosh!

alexusjonesfan
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:19 AM
Anna K. is really off the tour because of her pregnancy! None of this "back-injury" tosh!

and the baby is Martina's :eek:

Lisbeth
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:00 AM
LOL, somewhat slow-growing babies - these rumours about Anna and Martina have been round for over a year!

BTW, I think the "Serena pulled out of USO to let Venus win" rumour is about the most stupid around right now!

Sam L
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:06 AM
Monica Seles was pregnant when she skipped Wimbledon 91. :o

martamagica
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:08 AM
Elena Bovina posts on this board as someone.

Sam L
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:11 AM
Elena Bovina posts on this board as someone.
:secret:

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:32 PM
Elena Bovina posts on this board as someone.


I think it's Eggy... ;)

skanky~skanketta
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:41 PM
justine is actually BRITISH!

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:44 PM
Dokic is in love with Alexandra Stevenson and Samantha and Damir gave their blessings for a commitment ceremony...:dance:

skanky~skanketta
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:45 PM
damir is actually a really gentle fellah!its his WIFE that makes him pretend to be the way he is!

Petersmiler
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Dannielle is actually 18 stone!

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:47 PM
justine is actually BRITISH!

and SJW changes nationality

servenrichie
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:48 PM
Hewitt and Kim changed places. Kim in the ATP and Hewitt in the WTA. Check out their results and you will get it :angel:


BTW, a hearty congrats to Kim for this milestone. Kid you worked hard for it!

skanky~skanketta
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:48 PM
Lol!

fifiricci
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:49 PM
Lleyton and Kim have split up because they've just discovered they are in fact brother and sister.

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:49 PM
Serena just gave birth to James Blake's baby! The baby was carried in Serena's ass after a successful uterine relocation, performed by Dr. Fleiss, Heidi's dad!

Pureracket
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Well, I guess it's common knowledge that Anna K. and Chanda Rubin were doubles partners because they had a brief physical relationship.

skanky~skanketta
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:52 PM
andre is having a secret affair with some hot chick called veronica!

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Renee Richards was really born a woman and had *2* surgeries.

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:52 PM
....but I ain't one to gossip and ya didn't hear it from me. ;)

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:57 PM
i had sex with James Blake

actually, nevermind, thats not gossip....:tape:

skanky~skanketta
Aug 18th, 2003, 02:58 PM
anna wears a WIG!

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:00 PM
Melanie Molitor is bald naturally and wears a white woman's weave
.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:00 PM
my name is actually Serena Williams

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:01 PM
Jelena has won more titles than her boyfriend... wait that's a fact.

skanky~skanketta
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:03 PM
petrova has a habit of peeing on her bed at nite!!!

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:05 PM
Justine IS actually the Harry Potter boy. shes wearing a blonde wig and contacts

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:07 PM
Justine IS actually the Harry Potter boy. shes wearing a blonde wig and contacts
:haha:

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:16 PM
Serena just gave birth to James Blake's baby! The baby was carried in Serena's ass after a successful uterine relocation, performed by Dr. Fleiss, Heidi's dad!


:worship: :haha:

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:42 PM
Damir Dokic is secretly Gay
Anna Kournikova is secretly married
Els Callens is secrtetly over 40.
MArtina Navratilova is frozen everytime she is taken off court, and then thawed out for her next match.
Dani wont split with Nig cos her mother fancys him.

Paneru
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:44 PM
Anna has clones.
Obviously they are all defective,
because none have been able to revive her game.

servenrichie
Aug 18th, 2003, 03:49 PM
LoL the Navratilova line is hilarious!

bis2806
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:05 PM
Larry Scott, the WTA CEO, is definitely gay... haha

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:08 PM
Daniela Hantuchova and Mardy Fish are twins. They are a result of a torrid affair between a Czech and an American. Their dad raised Mardy and their mom raised Daniela. They hope to reunite at the US Open.

beauty_is_pink
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:39 PM
Daniela Hantuchova and Mardy Fish are twins. They are a result of a torrid affair between a Czech and an American. Their dad raised Mardy and their mom raised Daniela. They hope to reunite at the US Open.
:haha: :lol: MORE MORE MORE!!!

Joana
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:45 PM
I actually heard Sandrine and Amelie were having an affair. :rolleyes:
Of course, that was before Testud got pregnant.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:49 PM
now Amelie has moved her attention onto Anna K

Diya
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:52 PM
Some of these are really funny !

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:54 PM
news just in......

Henin accepted $100 mil to strip nekkid for Playboy, and has dumped Pierre to be HH's new love bunny :tape:

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:57 PM
Paradorn Srichaphan has just proposed to Tamarine Tanasugarn and she accepted. Besides love and the incredible sex, the aim of their union is to give their children the longest names in history. Congrats!

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 04:59 PM
Marion Bartoli finally killed the chicken that appears on her chest during each of her matches. When approached for comment Bartoli said 'Zee chick, he peck everything.'

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:01 PM
according to Martina H (who has the record of sleeping with ATP players), Olivier Rochus has the longest dong

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:01 PM
Venus Williams has put forth a $10,000 reward for any information that leads to the recovery of her hair accessories that have been missing since the Wimbledon final. Ms. Williams is said to be so devastated that she can't bear to pick up a racquet until the US Open. When told she could simply buy new ones, she fainted from tendonitis-induced stress.

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:07 PM
Samantha Stevenson, Alexandra Stevenson's mother, has filed a lawsuit against Richard Williams for back child support, emotional distress and child neglect. Ms. Stevenson claims that Alexandra is not the daughter of Julius Erving but she is the daughter of Richard Williams. "If Richard had spent enough time with Alex as he did grooming Venus and Serena, she would have won some grand slams! What he did, I'll never forgive him for. Alex has been damaged in the process."

Oracene Williams, when reached for comment said the following, "That hard up bitch is lying." There have been no comments from Richard Williams or Alexandra Stevenson's alleged half-sisters.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:07 PM
i heard it on the grapevine that.....

apparently Serena and Justine are new best friends....

i guess you cant believe EVERYTHING you hear

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:09 PM
i ALSO hear.....

Alex has been voted sportswoman of the year on tour

uh...hold on.....im getting some news....

oh no, its Alex has been voted SPOILT woman of the year on tour

Cariaoke
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:12 PM
Robby Ginepri has reportedly bitch-slapped James Blake and Carlos Moya, saying that he looks the best in Nike's sleeveless shirt. Blake reportedly sucker-punched him while Moya kicked him squarely in the nuts. We have not heard anything else from Robby Ginepri but stay tuned.

Spirit
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:18 PM
Justine Henin is planning to wear a blindingly bright sun-yellow skin-tight cat suit at the U.S. Open.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:20 PM
......and plans to put pillows Venus made for her in the boob and ass area

Diya
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:22 PM
Lol @ Sjw

DA FOREHAND
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:23 PM
I actually heard Sandrine and Amelie were having an affair. :rolleyes:
Of course, that was before Testud got pregnant.


Amelie hasn't been the same since. She actually thought Sandrine would have her Testub(d)e baby.

alexusjonesfan
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:30 PM
Daniela Hantuchova is reportedly going to publicly reveal the secret relationship she shared with Myriam Casanova over the past year.
"We met through Martina", she said yesterday, explaining how her mentor had offered Myriam 1 million euros to eat only Krispy Kreme (a corporation which Martina secretly owns and holds rights to their 'special recipies') doughnuts for an entire year and live in her secret compound in Boca Raton Florida in order to prepare for an illegal 'fat transplant' scheduled for this december in a yet unnamed Philippine hospital. When asked by the press, Ms. Casanova simply stated: "Do I look like someone who could live on only doughnuts for a full year? Rubbish!". Ms. Navratilova was unavailable for comment. This is the second blow for Ms. Navratilova's image in recent times, as last month she was revealed to be Martha Stewart's long lost twin on a very special edition of Oprah. One of the representatives of Old Navy (another one of Ms. Navratilova's vast holdings) stated: "These are very trying times for Martina, she hasn't felt this cheated since the 1994 Wimbledon final. Daniela has really let her down by going public and leaving 'the family'". More updates to follow

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 05:48 PM
Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin's fiery relationship stems from when as juniors, Justine tripped Kim up on the way to the court in the national championships. Kim went on to break her arm, and Justine accused Kim of being "scared to face her". this after Kim had amassed a 100-1 W/L record vs Justine (Justines only win coming because she stole Kims clothes and Kim had to default mwahahahahahh)

Kim said she was scared to face Justine....face Justines herpes-fied face

Justine went on to call Kim "Miss Piggy"

they had to pretend they were friends as the Prince of Belgium fixes their matches, and he didnt want them saying to the press they were enemies as the press might expect them to bludgeon each other to death

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 18th, 2003, 07:05 PM
Jen Cap has filed for a restraining order against a WTA World poster name TeeRex...she claimed that although this poster teases her on the board...he has been sending her love notes and was seen on the grounds at Saddlebrook....MMMMMM...MMMMM...but I aint one to gossip so y'all aint heard it from me... :secret:

Thanks TopShotta for letting me post under your uname...:kiss:


- Benita Betrell

irma
Aug 18th, 2003, 07:11 PM
update: this is old news, tee left his obsession for cappy behind and his now haunting kim who totally felt for his charmes

her still bf is totally desperate and in depression!

alfajeffster
Aug 18th, 2003, 07:13 PM
Martina Hingis returns to the tour and enlists the aid of Heinz Gunthart as her coach, who promptly shows her how to beat the Williams sisters!

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:32 PM
Alexanra Stevenson's father is not Dr J, but Doctor Jackson, a doctor who practised in the La Hola district between 1975 and 1988.

darrinbaker00
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:42 PM
Samantha Stevenson, Alexandra Stevenson's mother, has filed a lawsuit against Richard Williams for back child support, emotional distress and child neglect. Ms. Stevenson claims that Alexandra is not the daughter of Julius Erving but she is the daughter of Richard Williams. "If Richard had spent enough time with Alex as he did grooming Venus and Serena, she would have won some grand slams! What he did, I'll never forgive him for. Alex has been damaged in the process."

Oracene Williams, when reached for comment said the following, "That hard up bitch is lying." There have been no comments from Richard Williams or Alexandra Stevenson's alleged half-sisters.

Even though Richard really isn't Alex's father, I'm surprised Samantha hasn't tried that already..... ;)

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:44 PM
Martina Hingis decides to take up Richard Williams offer, and he becomes her coach. He also take her to see a stoned surgion who makes her 1ft taller.

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:50 PM
Ytundie Williams set to wed Amelie Mauresmo in true tennis love match. Ytundie, who is turning pro, after beating Serena and Venus for years and years on court, decided to turn pro and will be seeded #1 at next week's US Open. Following her first Slam title, Ytundie will take a vacation to Italy, where she and her 'gal-pal' will be wed in a double ring ceremony.

Maids of honour: Irina Spirlea and Martina Hingis....both whom will be wearing duck suits with the shoulders exposed.

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:51 PM
Sandra De Jenkin is actually the best French Player, but umpiring guarentees her a trophey at the French Open.

Spirit
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:55 PM
Patrick McEnroe despises Andy Roddick. The only reason he gushes about him on the air is because Andy is blackmailing him with a certain set of photos which (I hear) show Patrick running through the nighttime streets of Paris in women's underwear. But that part probably isn't true.

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 08:56 PM
Andy Roddick is secretly stupid. He has failed to notice that if he marrys Mandy Moore she will be Mandy Roddick

Heres Mandy and Andy Roddick :laugh:

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:03 PM
^ That's a secret? :p

irma
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:04 PM
no the secret is that andy and mandy are in fact the same people

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:06 PM
Sveta is secretly Steffi's sister, or they both have the same crap plastic surgeon.

alfajeffster
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:09 PM
Renee Richards asks for, and is granted a wildcard for the U.S. Open Women's Singles draw. Five minutes before her first round match is to be televised on CBS, she sends Martina Navratilova up to the booth to explain to Patrick McEnroe and Tracy Austin that Renee is having a bad hair day, and can't possibly bring herself to go on... :lol:

hnwortman
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:10 PM
why doesn't anna k just freeze herself instead of just a sperm for her baby!! If she freezes herself between tournaments then her body will not hurt at all==lol.

salima
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:24 PM
attention (or just ignore), here is some non-american news.
any Russian player ranked higher than #10 will have to pay a huge extra tax to their land of birth. That explaines why Dementieva let her twin sister play in her name last year..........................

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:33 PM
Steffi has agreed to give Monica Andre as compensation for all those slams she "shoulda won"

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:34 PM
Elena and her twin are sooo fast, you can not see them change over. Her sister (Anele) serves, then Elena switches onto court, quickly.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:34 PM
Monica had previously just wanted all of Steffis money

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:35 PM
Navratilova has just won "newcomer of the year" award, as voted for by the public

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:37 PM
a highly regarded doctor has just diagnosed Daniela with obesity

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:37 PM
The FED Cup will be changed to the CIA cup if it goes to America.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:37 PM
Kim has quit the tour to become a stripper, or "exotic dancer" as she likes to put it :o

griffin
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:38 PM
Danilliidou REALLY concussed herself when Momo threw her out of bed.

Which also explains how Momo tweaked her back ;)

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:39 PM
Serena sees her knee injury as a sign from God, and will dress as a nun when playing tennis matches in future

Dava
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Queen Latifah will sing at the US Open final this year.

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:47 PM
singing a duet with Serena

that damn girl cant stay off the scene can she??

Hawk
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:51 PM
Danilliidou REALLY concussed herself when Momo threw her out of bed.

Which also explains how Momo tweaked her back ;)

:lol:

SJW
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:52 PM
btw a lil change to the final song this year

they will be singing "If ur good to mama", as sung by Queen Latifah in Chicago

AjdeNate!
Aug 18th, 2003, 09:54 PM
Danilliidou REALLY concussed herself when Momo threw her out of bed.

Which also explains how Momo tweaked her back ;)
:haha:

Mr. Man
Aug 18th, 2003, 10:07 PM
Justine IS actually the Harry Potter boy. shes wearing a blonde wig and contacts
ROFLMAO!