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TeeRexx
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:04 AM
The KKK seems to have affectively put a curse on certain WTA players.
What other explanation could there be? :eek: :)

VENUS - abdominal strain
SERENA - Knee surgery
Chanda - shoulder tendinitis
Alex - shoulder strain

I have put a call in to Miss Cleo and Al Sharpton. :)

alexusjonesfan
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:14 AM
*prays for them*

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope..."
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope..."
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope..."

Rocketta
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:31 AM
oh my goodness! Only you TeeRex could come up with this. ;)

Jakeev
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:10 AM
Angie Haynes and Shenay Perry are looking pretty healthy.........maybe they can steal some limelight away from the above mentioned.......

fifiricci
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:40 AM
Praps its the Kim Knockout Kurse .........

as all of a sudden ppl think she's turned into an evil witch!

:devil:

Jordan.
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:42 AM
Kitty Kat Klub! :dance:

Sam L
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:42 AM
I've always thought she was Kinky Kim Klijsters!?! :confused:

fifiricci
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:46 AM
I've always thought she was Kinky Kim Klijsters!?! :confused:

U'll have to ask Lleyton.......................

fifiricci
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:51 AM
And by 2nite itll be:

Kim
Kills
Kuznetsova

*JR*
Aug 8th, 2003, 11:30 AM
Drug Store Truck Driving Man
(Joan Baez from soundtrack of Woodstock)

Well, he's got him a house on the hill
He plays country records till you've had your fill
He's a fireman's friend he's an all night DJ
But he sure does think different from the records he plays

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He don't like the young folks I know
He told me one night on his radio show
He's got him a medal he won in the War
It weighs five-hundred pounds and it sleeps by his floor
He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He's been like a father to me
He's the only DJ you can hear after three
I'm an all night musician in an acid house band
And why he don't like me I can't understand

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

TeeRexx
Aug 8th, 2003, 05:21 PM
The KKK are not a myth, are quite active and should be the prime terrorist that are hunted in america instead of Muslims.

But that, my friends, is another story.

Anyway, Miss Cleo has contacted Jamaican Jenny and they are counteracting theses curses as I type. :)

alexusjonesfan
Aug 8th, 2003, 05:23 PM
The KKK are not a myth, are quite active and should be the prime terrorist that are hunted in america instead of Muslims.

But that, my friends, is another story.

Anyway, Miss Cleo has contacted Jamaican Jenny and they are counteracting theses curses as I type. :)

Miss Cleo's an actress and got fired for embezzeling money!

I wouldn't trust that 'I'm not really a witch but I play one on TV' woman :p

Paneru
Aug 8th, 2003, 05:26 PM
:haha:

alfajeffster
Aug 8th, 2003, 05:32 PM
Drug Store Truck Driving Man
(Joan Baez from soundtrack of Woodstock)

Well, he's got him a house on the hill
He plays country records till you've had your fill
He's a fireman's friend he's an all night DJ
But he sure does think different from the records he plays

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He don't like the young folks I know
He told me one night on his radio show
He's got him a medal he won in the War
It weighs five-hundred pounds and it sleeps by his floor
He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He's been like a father to me
He's the only DJ you can hear after three
I'm an all night musician in an acid house band
And why he don't like me I can't understand

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU POSTED THESE LYRICS!!! It's one of my all time favorite songs, and a little hard to follow on the Woodstock soundtrack. BLESS YOU JOE HILL!!!

alfajeffster
Aug 8th, 2003, 05:34 PM
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU POSTED THESE LYRICS!!! It's one of my all time favorite songs, and a little hard to follow on the Woodstock soundtrack. BLESS YOU JOE HILL!!!

Hey- took a little liberty with the lyrics, I see (Acid House Band?!) :lol:

mboyle
Aug 8th, 2003, 05:53 PM
Yay another legitimate excuse to negatively rape TeeRexx:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: !!!! I must say though, this is definately the most preposturous thing to come out of your computer yet:rolleyes: .

TeeRexx
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:08 PM
mboyle - Or jackass, this post was not really meant to be taken quite literally, as a person possessing a functioning brain would be aware of after reading the item.

apparently, you are not one of those individuals.

decemberlove
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:18 PM
the kkk are not what they once were. they are actually very divided right now... lots of in-fighting

griffin
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:23 PM
I know - there are so many people to hate these days. How's a poor bigot to set priorities?

pft, better they aim their venom at each other...

Tee, perhaps you should see if Oliver Stone would be interested in making a movie on the subject?

TeeRexx
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:28 PM
Griff - And your point is?
Oh, maybe a film about how the KKK also hates homosexuals as well, hmm.

This was an obvious joke thread that some folks are actually taking quite serious.

Must be some perplexing issues in their lives that they brought in this thread.

griffin
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:33 PM
Yeah, T, there are a LOT of people not getting jokes around here...

(trans: same point you were making sending Al and Miss Cleo after them ;) )

TeeRexx
Aug 8th, 2003, 06:44 PM
Griff - I did not know that you took Miss Cleo so seriously. :p

I will use her name more reverently in the future. :p

*JR*
Aug 8th, 2003, 08:56 PM
Hey- took a little liberty with the lyrics, I see (Acid House Band?!) :lol:
Actually, the great Woodstock version was a "cover" of the (Gram Parsons written) version by the Byrds, part of the disastrous "fixing something that ain't broken" attempt to turn the group famous for songs like "8 Miles High" and (Bob Dylan written) "Mr. Tambourine Man" into a country & western rock band. Joan had to make it "hip" for the distinctly non-C&W 300,000+ attendees of Woodstock. So she substituted that for "Country Band", I think. And the spoken intro (this was 1969, now), that isn't on lyrics websites: "The following song is dedicated to the Governor of California, Ronald Ray Gun, zzzzappp"! (Little did they know that 34 years later, an actor whose character actually "uses" Ray Guns may get that job)! :D