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treufreund
Aug 6th, 2003, 05:53 AM
Gurl I's heard that Miss Venus be lovin' her some McDonald's chikkin nuggits and "freedom fries". Gurl she was seen late at night after losing to Rena at Wimby searching the streets of London for some Krispy Kremes.

Gurl she flew home and went to a Krispy Kreme and ran into a guilty-lookin' Monica Seles. Monica told her if this gets out she will get her and make Gunther Parche look like an angel. :D

so if any of y'all wants to stop Miss Venus y'all announce the truth about Monica's late night krispy kreme binges and let ''em know that it was Venus who told the world. and while you are at it send miss venus some chikkin nuggits, freedom fries and a box of jelly filled Krispy Kremes and she'll be gettin' more abdominal strains.

(btw, just for fun y'all simma down now. this board has gotten too serious and nasty lately folks!)

Ballbuster
Aug 6th, 2003, 05:59 AM
That won't stop Venus. She eats whatever she wants anyway. Besides the aforementioned food is beneath her. She merely peddles it because they happen to have the big bucks.

The only one to stop Venus is Venus.


Oh, and that was whack.

alexusjonesfan
Aug 6th, 2003, 06:00 AM
The only one to stop Venus is Venus.


....or Serena

treufreund
Aug 6th, 2003, 06:03 AM
ballbuster your response is SERIOUS. but the thread is a JOKE!!! helloooooo!!! now back to Venus lovin' those Krispy Kremes and chikkin nuggits. :D

Besides when Venus played in Germany she said she ate several Berliners and that they were real yummy and then she lost to Kim in the finals. :)

Ballbuster
Aug 6th, 2003, 06:35 AM
Since when do I need your permission to speak?

Besides, what you wrote was Country.

treufreund
Aug 6th, 2003, 07:01 AM
whut is wrowng with cunntry?

of course you course don't need anyone's permission to speak :D just trying to lighten the board up a bit. people are getting all in a tizzy over every little thing lately

tennisjam
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:07 AM
yeah, people became rather aggressive lately out here so...

:) :D ;) :cool: :wavey: :angel: :kiss: :hearts: :drool: :bounce: :lick: :lol: to everyone...

treufreund
Aug 6th, 2003, 05:10 PM
Thanks tennisjelly ;) want to join me, monica, venus and mary jo fernandez this evening for Krispy Kremes and Big Red.? :D

alfajeffster
Aug 6th, 2003, 05:20 PM
How can anyone take seriously a post written in ebonics?