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Car Key Boi
Aug 4th, 2003, 08:56 PM
the whole of the WTA is one big fucking troll, from the assholes who sit on the board, to the tournament organizers all the way down to the agents and the players and even the fucking TV networks

all of them are professional trollers and their mission is to sell YUO (the tennis tard) the notion that pro wimmins' tennis is the pinnacle of sportsmanship, graciousness and that the participants are blessed with hearts of gold

and the reason why yuo're soooo easy to troll, is because most of yuo are compulsive-obsessive tards :) who are desperate to see and hear material that confirms to YUO that yuor particular fav possesses a wonderful personality blah blah blah

one of the best trolls is the pre-tournament party for the players sponsors and press blah. One of the objectives of this party is to provide photo opportunities (a common theme) for cheesy pics of the players smiling and hugging each other. Remember the players are in on the troll, so when Camera Boi approaches Kimmie and Juju or whoever for a pic, they know it's part of their job to smile and hug blah, and yuo tards fall for it every time. Yuo're falling over yuorselves to be the first to post the aforementioned pic on wtaworldtard with accompanying declarations of "Kim and Juju/whoever look so friendly together, isn't there ANYONE that Kim ISN'T friends with? blah blah blah"

then we have what i consider is THE greatest troll to be orchestrated by the WTA, namely the "such and such has a heart of gold coz she visits sick children in the hospital" troll. Again yuo're falling over yuorselves to post the news of this charitable event with declarations that this is PROOF! that Kim (or whoever) is so kind and wonderful because she went out of her way to bring the sick kiddies a big bag of toys

sorry, but Kim (or whoever) did not fly into town with a big bag of toys and the intention of visiting the local hospital blah

the whole charade is laid on by the organizers. They provide the toys, the transport for the player(s) to and from the hotel and the hospital, and of course they provide the Camera Bois and the PR Boi who's job it is to carry the troll over to the Newspaper Bois and the TV Network Bois (who are more than happy to go along with the troll, they're trying to sell papers and air time)

add to that the autograph sessions, the interviews, more photos, TV specials blah blah blah and YUO (the tennis tard) = OWNZED

now hopefully some of yuo assholes will realize that yuo're the victim of well organized and professional troll, so let's not hear anymore shit in the future about Kim or whoever being "friends" with so and so

that is all

- Car Key Boi :cool:

Martian Willow
Aug 4th, 2003, 09:06 PM
Actually I think it has been pointed out that tennis tends to be more popular when the players appear to hate each other (it's called a 'rivalry') and that this is the big difference between the WTA (currently) and the ATP gravytrain where all the players have 'the utmost respect for each other'. :)

Car Key Boi
Aug 4th, 2003, 09:32 PM
Actually I think it has been pointed out that tennis tends to be more popular when the players appear to hate each other (it's called a 'rivalry') and that this is the big difference between the WTA (currently) and the ATP gravytrain where all the players have 'the utmost respect for each other'. :)

Male sports like ATP, motor racing, boxing and so on, are more honest in that the natural rivalries and arrogant behavoir blah of the participants are encouraged because it makes it more interesting re McEnroe versus Conners etc.

this is not the case with wimmins' tennis, hence the recent "get in touch with yuor feminine side" campaign (or whatever it is) and they don't mean the biatch in yuo :)

Car Key Boi
Aug 5th, 2003, 01:19 AM
DIGTBK!

- Car Key Boi :cool:

ys
Aug 5th, 2003, 01:33 AM
the whole of the WTA is one big fucking troll, from the assholes who sit on the board, to the tournament organizers all the way down to the agents and the players and even the fucking TV networks

all of them are professional trollers and their mission is to sell YUO (the tennis tard) the notion that pro wimmins' tennis is the pinnacle of sportsmanship, graciousness and that the participants are blessed with hearts of gold

What a BS...;) All Wtworldtards combined are not responsible for even 0.1% of WTA income. So, trolling them would hardly pay.

*JR*
Aug 5th, 2003, 01:45 AM
What a BS...;) All Wtworldtards combined are not responsible for even 0.1% of WTA income. So, trolling them would hardly pay.
That's why he mentioned PR stuff done for the mass media. The Sanex heroes ad is the only even semi-official WTA marketing targeted @ the members of this board. The thread title is somewhat murky in that sense.

Car Key Boi
Aug 5th, 2003, 02:02 AM
yuo're right guys, the title has been edited for clarity :)

Car Key Boi
Aug 5th, 2003, 06:21 PM
http://carkeyboi.com/DR.gif

DA FOREHAND
Aug 5th, 2003, 06:27 PM
Lol

Car Key Boi
Aug 5th, 2003, 10:36 PM
i thought yuo said that Patty was skipping the hardcourt season coz of hofmann being a felon and unable to get a visa blah. So what happened? did he get a visa or did he stay at home while Patty traveled alone?

starr
Aug 5th, 2003, 10:45 PM
She hasn't yet come to the U.S. She playing in Finland this week.

Car Key Boi
Sep 27th, 2003, 05:15 PM
:banana:

Martian Willow
Sep 27th, 2003, 05:18 PM
...I still don't know what DIGTBK means... :confused:

:)

Car Key Boi
Sep 27th, 2003, 05:32 PM
do a search on the words "Biopure" & "artificial blood" :cool:

DIGTBK! :banana:

Steam
Sep 27th, 2003, 05:35 PM
You = played. Very, very, very played.

Bella
Sep 27th, 2003, 07:45 PM
Ah…the Car Key Boi's view of life.

Putting your best foot forward isn't a scam unless you are a scam artist. You can admire and aspire to sportsmanship, graciousness, and decency while failing at them, and then, try again to uphold them.

tennischick
Sep 27th, 2003, 07:46 PM
CKB: in essence you're talking about media manipulation and i agree. it works bec a lot of the fans (especially on this board) are very very young and naive about the fact that they are being played. i am stunned that posters can get soooo worked up over tennis players they have never met, will never meet (in the serious sense of the word), and who wouldn't give them the time of day once the cameras turn off.

however this kind of manipulation is not specific to women's tennis. media image manipulation is also used to sell movie stars and other celebrities. including tennis celebrities on both sides of the fence -- WTA and ATP. there is a more manipulation in men's tennis than you seem to be acknowledging. for instance, what do you think the whole New Balls campaign was all about?

but i agree that more fans of men's tennis tend to tune in for the tennis and less for the sex appeal. i have found that in general, there is more "tennis" discussion on men's tennis boards. on this board folks are more interested in defending Richard Williams' 13 children on the grounds that Alex Stevenson's father also had outside children...:o wtf does that have to do with tennis???

Car Key Boi
Sep 28th, 2003, 11:42 PM
Ah…the Car Key Boi's view of life.

Putting your best foot forward isn't a scam unless you are a scam artist. You can admire and aspire to sportsmanship, graciousness, and decency while failing at them, and then, try again to uphold them.

yuo're a student, right?

- Car Key Boi :cool:

Car Key Boi
Sep 28th, 2003, 11:44 PM
CKB: in essence you're talking about media manipulation and i agree. it works bec a lot of the fans (especially on this board) are very very young and naive about the fact that they are being played. i am stunned that posters can get soooo worked up over tennis players they have never met, will never meet (in the serious sense of the word), and who wouldn't give them the time of day once the cameras turn off.

however this kind of manipulation is not specific to women's tennis. media image manipulation is also used to sell movie stars and other celebrities. including tennis celebrities on both sides of the fence -- WTA and ATP. there is a more manipulation in men's tennis than you seem to be acknowledging. for instance, what do you think the whole New Balls campaign was all about?

but i agree that more fans of men's tennis tend to tune in for the tennis and less for the sex appeal. i have found that in general, there is more "tennis" discussion on men's tennis boards. on this board folks are more interested in defending Richard Williams' 13 children on the grounds that Alex Stevenson's father also had outside children...:o wtf does that have to do with tennis???

yuo're a well-traveled media professional, right?

- Car Key Boi :cool: :kiss: :hearts: :wavey:

tennischick
Sep 29th, 2003, 01:40 AM
yuo're a well-traveled media professional, right?

- Car Key Boi :cool: :kiss: :hearts: :wavey:
:tape: :tape:

and you are...?

Car Key Boi
Sep 29th, 2003, 07:55 AM
:tape: :tape:

and you are...?

a professional troller with a god given talent for persuding private investors as well as small island govts. into parting with their money

if i was running the WTA Troll machine, i'd soon have the image of WTA up there with wimmin's wrestling

i'd even have "Queen Bitch" by Lil Kim as the official anthem of the Tour

ra! :banana:

- Car Key Boi :cool: