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Car Key Boi
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:13 AM
may it please the board, the plaintiff, Car Key Boi (hereafter referred to as CKB) requests that attendants report to this thread, taking into account the lawful and non-binding restriction that they discuss all issues in a lawyerly tone

CKB is prepared, on the understanding that it is entirely without prejudice to his rights, including but not limited to the right to withdraw any comment he may or may not make with reference to the thread, to participate in a strictly limited way

should, at any time in the future, he consider it prudent to make further posts, resubmit all or part of the posts already made, or indeed to entirely withdraw all or part of any posts made, his rights to take such action and any further action he considers appropriate or neccessary to protect his interests are herewith reserved

Colin B
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:20 AM
Objection!

Car Key Boi
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:27 AM
Objection!

Overruled! Ownzed! :D

Colin B
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:39 AM
Overruled! Ownzed! :D
M'lord, I submit that the word 'Ownzed' hitherto missapropriated by my learned friend does not appear within the bounds of legal lexis and should, therefore, his afforementioned caveats notwithstanding, be withdrawn from this thread with immediate effect, forthewith.

E&OE

Dava
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:46 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, please look at exhibit A, thread, 80385.

Car Key Boi
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:53 AM
M'lord, I submit that the word 'Ownzed' hitherto missapropriated by my learned friend does not appear within the bounds of legal lexis and should, therefore, his afforementioned caveats notwithstanding, be withdrawn from this thread with immediate effect, forthewith.

E&OE

inasmuchas and whereas the said CKB has given certain undertakings and has taken certain undergivings from time to time and as the context may require now for the avoidance of doubt the Fellowship of Readers of Threads (hereafter referred to as FRTs) are asked to hereby agree that they are willing jointly and severally to be bound by the said undertakings and undergivings MUTATIS MUTANDIS and without limit of time except insofaras any one or plurity of the said FRTs shall at their absolute discretion decline to so do

gentenaire
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:56 AM
I charge $500/hour.

gg
Jul 29th, 2003, 10:57 AM
Miss Henin-Hardenne, how do you plead?

gg
Jul 29th, 2003, 11:01 AM
Its Mrs Henin-Hardenne, I move for a mistrial.

DunkMachine
Jul 29th, 2003, 11:01 AM
I charge $500/hour.

You must have thunderpussy to charge a steep price like that :tape:

SM
Jul 29th, 2003, 12:05 PM
CKB is vicariously liable for the bull shit that will be posted in this thread. :)

Car Key Boi
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:29 PM
CKB is vicariously liable for the bull shit that will be posted in this thread. :)

the posts contained "In This Thread" (hereafter referred to as ITT) are intended to be of general interest and are provided "as is". None of the posts ITT constitutes professional advice, nor does CKB warrant that any posts will be error free or will meet any particular criteria of performance or quality. In particular, but without limitation, posts may be rendered inaccurate by changes in applicable laws and other regulations. CKB neither assumes nor accepts any responsibility or liability (including for libel) in relation thereto and expressly disclaims all implied warranties including without limitation, warranties of quality, coherent, and eloquent posting

Bacardi
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:41 PM
I plead the 5th. :tape:

Cariaoke
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:42 PM
the jury finds the defendant, carkeyboi, guilty for the crime of silly postage. :p

Poe
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:46 PM
I would just like to state that this topic including but not limited to CKB's posts is fucking hillarious.

BigB08822
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:54 PM
Sustained..

Cariaoke
Jul 29th, 2003, 06:55 PM
I wish to call Poe to the witness stand... :p

Car Key Boi
Aug 1st, 2003, 12:31 AM
I would just like to state that this topic including but not limited to CKB's posts is fucking hillarious.

the CKB rests, yuor honor ;)