View Full Version : Ten things you have NOT learned in your life.

Jul 29th, 2003, 01:21 AM
Sorry Chris... but I feel a reversal was needed...

1) That beer is bad for you, but God it tastes good.

2) Football is only a game.

3) Pythagoras (I never listened in Maths lessons, we just used to sort out Fantasy League at the back of the class, well it involved numbers d'innit)

4) To calm down and not get worked up

5) Why Calpol Six Plus tasted foul, when the one u had before you were six tasted lovely.

6) To stick to a fitness routine (or to start one)

7) To play backgammon (thought it went with pineapple)

8) That trick that Penn and Teller did catching a bullet fired from a gun in their mouth.

9) The meaning of life

10) How to stop posting on this f**king message board. ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jul 29th, 2003, 01:26 AM
1) taht alcohol is bad in general...! :o
2) get involved with more than one person at a time
3) drinking juice after brushing my teeth
4) be on time...
5) stop eating when my stomach is full

Jul 29th, 2003, 02:35 AM
That men suck

Jul 29th, 2003, 02:37 AM
sorry, that was uncalled for... I got to stop venting like this...

how bout... that men are a lower life form?