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Martian Mel
Jul 28th, 2003, 11:21 PM
What sees a blind man when he's dreaming?

Why do people keep junks in their garage, while put things that worth thousands of dollars out on the driveway?

Why are there so many songs for Christmas but barely any for all the other holidays?

Why lightens the sun our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why do men have nipples?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How could I have been doing 70 miles an hour when I've only been driving for 10 minutes?

If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?

If a turtle does not have a shell on, is he homeless or naked?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are your waiting?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jul 28th, 2003, 11:25 PM
it's way too late for stuff like this mel...... :p

Martian Mel
Jul 28th, 2003, 11:28 PM
It's NEVER too late marri ;)