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Kanji
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:05 PM
I want to know if this board is populated with little naked angels :angel: or bad forked feet devils :devil:.

Kanji
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:07 PM
I let everyone judge himself. :angel:

Poe
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:11 PM
well i know what your vote will be :p

Kanji
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:12 PM
well i know what your vote will be :p
:angel: I am just corrupted enough to have an entertaining life...

Barrie_Dude
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:14 PM
:devil: Incarnation of Evil! :devil:

And, Diva, Your Purity Is Not In Question! You are as pure as the driven snow!

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:15 PM
My pureness is ripe for the plucking, so anyone who wants it can send me a PM!? :devil:

Poe
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:15 PM
i am a holy saint... people need sunglasses just to cast their eyes upon me :angel:

cellophane
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:17 PM
Pure evil! :devil: And, may I add, virgins are NOT pure. ;) Just look at Britney. ;) Of course, it all depends on what "pure" means.

Kanji
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:17 PM
i am a holy saint... people need sunglasses just to cast their eyes upon me :angel:
You wish! *spank*

Nicoleke
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:33 PM
I chose the " moderatly pure " ;) lol !!!!!

Kanji
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:35 PM
I chose the " moderatly pure " ;) lol !!!!!
I knew you were just like me Nicky. :kiss:

lakeway11
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:38 PM
so pure not even Marri can corrupt me :angel:

Poe
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:39 PM
so pure not even Marri can corrupt me :angel:

oh please... those elephant breasts could corrupt anyone

lakeway11
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:42 PM
oh please... those elephant breasts could corrupt anyone

:devil: evil women that Marri

Nicoleke
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:14 PM
I knew you were just like me Nicky. :kiss:
Indeed amigo :kiss: !!!!!

Bacardi
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:18 PM
I am the incarnation of evil :devil: I couldn't be good if I tried. :eek:

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:23 PM
lmaooooo! apoet, you crazy woman you! :kiss: :wavey:

Absolutely! Although I think you should substitute crazy for horny! :devil:

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:34 PM
you and i have been in joui's thread much too long, my friend! :devil: :devil:

I know, I know. It's wuneyej's fault. I've been saving myself for him for so long that my frustration has built up to intolerable levels! :lol:

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:39 PM
amazing isn't it? that wuneyej would have the word 'eye' in his name when in fact he's soooooooooooooooo blind! lol...i suggest you just hop a flight to the windy city and give him no chance for escape. apoet? at times, most dire measures MUST be taken! :p :devil:

If I had money, I would! :sad: However, I get the impression that wuneyej has another lady in his life right now. :sad:

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:44 PM
what?? that bastard!! :devil: ;)

I know, I know. You hold your heart out for some lucky guy and what do they do? Stomp on it! :devil: That's okay. I'm pretty enough to find someone else! :p

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:48 PM
Wuneyej, if you read this, We love you!

Bacardi
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:03 PM
Are you two fighting over wunevej again? :o Don't you know there is probably enough to go around... and I bet he likes it in 3's... Besides, two can over take one, so go get him girls! :devil:

Damn straight a bartender has to be evil. It just wouldn't go down well if everytime I served a cold one I said "be sure to repent your sins today" and "Don't drink too much, the drunk man never got into heaven". Besides, it's time for the big celebration in the Champagne room here shortly. ;)

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:08 PM
Are you two fighting over wunevej again? :o Don't you know there is probably enough to go around... and I bet he likes it in 3's... Besides, two can over take one, so go get him girls! :devil:

Damn straight a bartender has to be evil. It just wouldn't go down well if everytime I served a cold one I said "be sure to repent your sins today" and "Don't drink too much, the drunk man never got into heaven". Besides, it's time for the big celebration in the Champagne room here shortly. ;)


However much I luv DD; I'm not going to share Wuneyej with anyone! ;)


Bacardi, I never realized how hot you are until now! :lick:

Bacardi
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:17 PM
Bacardi, I never realized how hot you are until now! :lick:

Uh oh, did you stroll over to the Champagne room and see the picture I posted of myself. :tape: You might have to fight Lucy for all my attention! :lol:

King Satan
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:20 PM
I know, I know. It's wuneyej's fault. I've been saving myself for him for so long that my frustration has built up to intolerable levels! :lol:
Miss lady, i'll help you relieve some of that frustration if you're willing ;)

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:21 PM
Uh oh, did you stroll over to the Champagne room and see the picture I posted of myself. :tape: You might have to fight Lucy for all my attention! :lol:

Never mind. Found it. You are quite sexy my dear! Enough to tempt me from my straight and narrow path! ;)

Here is a link to some pics of me:

http://briefcase.yahoo.com/sumeeta27

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:22 PM
Miss lady, i'll help you relieve some of that frustration if you're willing ;)

Bring it on baby! I'm ready! :kiss:

King Satan
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:24 PM
Bring it on baby! I'm ready! :kiss:
oh yeah! :cool:

*picks the beautiful poet up and takes her to the bedroom* :devil:

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:26 PM
oh yeah! :cool:

*picks the beautiful poet up and takes her to the bedroom* :devil:

Be gentle with me my dear. It's been a while! *Then apoet proceeds to ravish King Satan!*

King Satan
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:54 PM
*but what apoet doesn't know is...satan has a slipped disc and before she knows it they're falling down the stairs....* ;)
lol *smacks dd* :devil: *oh, and puts her in a arm bar* ;)

wanna join us DD? we're having lots of fun in here! :p

lakeway11
Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:54 PM
only and only Natalie Imbruglia has the beauty to tempt me to sin
:hearts:

Bacardi
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:00 PM
Sorry lakeway11, I don't see Natalie Imbruglia posting on the webboard.... ;)

lakeway11
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:02 PM
guess i'm stuck then remaining an :angel: ... :rolleyes:

Bacardi
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:02 PM
Never mind. Found it. You are quite sexy my dear! Enough to tempt me from my straight and narrow path! ;)

Here is a link to some pics of me:

http://briefcase.yahoo.com/sumeeta27


I can tempt anyone away from any path if I want! ;) :devil: That's why I think I sit on the right hand side of Satan.... King Satan that is. :lol:

Bacardi
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:04 PM
guess i'm stuck then remaining an :angel: ... :rolleyes:


Hold up.... I don't think you are so innocent and pure... Everybody has some durty little secrets they are hiding. So don't act all :angel: like lakeway11. ;) :lol:

Besides I thought Martina was the only one who could tempt you away from being pure? :scratch:

decemberlove
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:09 PM
eww, im in the same group as barrie

lakeway11
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:12 PM
Hold up.... I don't think you are so innocent and pure... Everybody has some durty little secrets they are hiding. So don't act all :angel: like lakeway11. ;) :lol:

Besides I thought Martina was the only one who could tempt you away from being pure? :scratch:

no secrets, i state i'm a professional gambler :) ...but in my book that is an absolute virtue...hmmm, Marti i guess still could--if she gets back to winning Grand Slams :rolleyes:

King Satan
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:13 PM
can't join anything, joe! my whole shoulder just popped out of its socket! :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:
awwww i'm sorry sweetie! :kiss: *pops DD's shoulder back in place* lol

decemberlove
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:14 PM
no secrets, i state i'm a professional gambler :) ...but in my book that is an absolute virtue

lol

DunkMachine
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:24 PM
I'm a horny son of a biaaaaaaa. Does that make me pure?

lakeway11
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:46 PM
yes. ;)

i'm sure barrie_dude is just ecstatic as hell u think he's Mr. Pure now

AmErIcAn
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:54 PM
moderately corrupted

DunkMachine
Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:27 PM
yes. ;)

http://www.carkeyboi.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif
Is everyone over there as cool as you DD ;) ?!

apoet29
Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:22 PM
*but what apoet doesn't know is...satan has a slipped disc and before she knows it they're falling down the stairs....* ;)

That is the best laugh I've had in a while! :lol: Thank you!

Mase
Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:50 PM
Im pure as fresh winter snow..


Hahahaha, yeah right. LOL

~ The Leopard ~
Jul 24th, 2003, 03:02 AM
you and i have been in joui's thread much too long, my friend! :devil: :devil:

lol, yeah that thread does sometimes seem like an orgy.

:kiss: for apoet and DD.

I'm a horny devil, myself. http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/u7.gif That puts me in the "pure lust" category, doesn't it?

Rocketta
Jul 24th, 2003, 03:26 AM
lmaooooo! apoet, you crazy woman you! :kiss: :wavey:

apoet's a woman??? :eek: :eek:

DunkMachine
Jul 24th, 2003, 08:01 AM
apoet's a woman??? :eek: :eek:

Yup you've been lusting over a woman all along :p

skanky~skanketta
Jul 24th, 2003, 08:13 AM
in the one in the middle.

i love volunteering at children homes and animal shelters, but i LOVE cigarettes and sex.

i'm a good student in college, but i;d sleep with a lecturer if i wanted more marks.

i go to church sometimes, and if someone has a cell phone turned on in there, i think to myself "idiotic bitch!".

i go for confession, but i dont know the act of contrition.

i'd never tell a lie, if the truth would do more damage!(LOL!nah, i wouldnt hurt anyone for anything!)

Kanji
Jul 24th, 2003, 12:43 PM
As today, purity takes over corruption. :angel:
*I am on the right side after all*

Richie77
Jul 24th, 2003, 04:21 PM
I am right in the middle...good when I want to be, bad when I need to be ;)

Rocketta
Jul 24th, 2003, 04:47 PM
Yup you've been lusting over a woman all along :p

;)

apoet29
Jul 24th, 2003, 04:49 PM
;)

LOL! You guys are a riot! Sad to say, but sometimes this board is the best part of my day! ;)

apoet29
Jul 24th, 2003, 04:49 PM
lol, yeah that thread does sometimes seem like an orgy.

:kiss: for apoet and DD.

I'm a horny devil, myself. http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/u7.gif That puts me in the "pure lust" category, doesn't it?

I'm shocked! I had such a pure image of you! :lol: :devil:

Richie77
Jul 24th, 2003, 04:51 PM
LOL...my image of joui is definitely not pure ;)

Rocketta
Jul 24th, 2003, 04:52 PM
LOL! You guys are a riot! Sad to say, but sometimes this board is the best part of my day! ;)

me too, me too! :o

apoet29
Jul 24th, 2003, 05:45 PM
yup, rocketta! lol...a woman no doubt! :)

What can I say? It must be my animal magnetism! :lol: Love to everyone! :kiss:

Bacardi
Jul 24th, 2003, 06:14 PM
Tell me, oh please tell me..... How I can get off this evil path, and become all Saint-like. I need to change my ways. :angel:

Bacardi
Jul 24th, 2003, 06:27 PM
give it up, bacardi! you're f%&$ed for life! :p :p :p :p ;)

DAMMIT!!!!! :tape:
I wanted so hard to be good.... I have a justifiable reason even. Now I hear I'm just a little :devil: instead of an :angel: . :sad:

Rocketta
Jul 24th, 2003, 06:42 PM
What can I say? It must be my animal magnetism! :lol: Love to everyone! :kiss:

or you just come across like a man! ;) :o

LOL, you know I'm just joking! I have nothing but :hearts: :hearts: for you! :D

lakeway11
Jul 24th, 2003, 09:14 PM
Tell me, oh please tell me..... How I can get off this evil path, and become all Saint-like. I need to change my ways. :angel:

you could date me and the results would make u either become 1) saint-like and change your ways or 2) become even more crazy :p

Bacardi
Jul 25th, 2003, 12:07 AM
you could date me and the results would make u either become 1) saint-like and change your ways or 2) become even more crazy :p


And this is all it takes, hummmmmmmmmmmm

But the risks are high: Saint like status, or Crazy like a loon :scratch: