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King Satan
Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:00 AM
anyone else here worship the devil? :)

Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:27 AM
i don't like to drink my own pee, so i'll go for a no ;)

Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:34 AM
I know a dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa

~ The Leopard ~
Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:18 AM
Well, it's better than running around naked worshipping Stan.

Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:35 AM
As ecologist I can't kill goats under full moon, and as Human Rights supporter just can't spread over it the blood of 7 different virgins, sorry :p
(too much Tv for me :o)

Jul 23rd, 2003, 11:15 AM
satan didn't allow me to enter his kingdom becuase he knows I'm after his throne.:devil:

Jul 23rd, 2003, 11:47 AM
no i only worship myself

:worship: @ me

Jul 23rd, 2003, 11:49 AM
Who is he? What does he do? Is he a footballer?

Jul 23rd, 2003, 12:12 PM
Who is he? What does he do? Is he a footballer?
he deals with footballs of fire. :fiery: :devil: :lol:

Colin B
Jul 23rd, 2003, 01:57 PM
Who is he? What does he do? Is he a footballer?Nah, he's a golfer, complete with sad trousers, even sadder jumpers and little fluffy covers for his clubs.

Jul 23rd, 2003, 02:32 PM
I agree with decemberlove... I only worship myself,too. :worship:

Jul 23rd, 2003, 02:40 PM
I tried the whole sacrificing naked virgins thing but by the time I had got them up onto the altar they weren't virgins any more so I went home and watched TV and ate some crisps.

Jul 24th, 2003, 10:10 PM
anyone else here worship the devil? :)

i worship devilish Marri does that count? :devil: