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kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:06 PM
It has been rumored that the doubles pairing of Chanda Rubin and Daniela Hantuchova not only play together on the court, but also off the court. This is obvious, because why else would the far more experienced player, Rubin, pair with such a young girl? Obviously these two are doing more than just playing doubles matches together.

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:08 PM
omg, Chanda's gay! :eek: :eek: :o

Oh yeah, I forgot, when you play doubles with somebody, you're fucking them. CHANDA, I'll play doubles with you! :drool:

I guess Hanty doesn't like to eat meat but loves a woman with meat on her bones. You go girl! :D ;)

irma
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:09 PM
and hantu was with asv before and that's why the last got a divorce and then chanda stole hantu and asv retired in pain?

what a shame;)

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:10 PM
;) Hi Cari :wavey:

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:11 PM
:wavey: kyk :drool:

omg, thanks irma... damn we got some serious hoes in the WTA... :eek: :eek: ;)

Majo
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:19 PM
I guess Kim and Ai are doing it together too then huh? :confused:

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:21 PM
no, I think they swap partners... Lleyton spends the night with Ai and Kim spends the night with Ai's man. I hope they use protection. :o ;)

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:25 PM
Actually they all get together and have a foursome - which is the real reason Lleyton has stayed with Kim for so long - he gets on all Kim's doubles partners.

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:27 PM
http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/i/010909/r_hewitt_vt.jpg

I wonder if he makes that face in bed... maybe he scares the egg and that's why Kim hasn't had a wee one yet. Interesting...

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:32 PM
And maybe he makes that sound that he makes when he serves - that little Squeak/Grunt/I dont know what the hell it is - Poor Kim. I wonder who's on top in that relationship :confused:

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:37 PM
Well, Kim likes to do splits so I'm sure we all know who's on top... :o

I just hope Guga doesn't sound the way he does on court in bed. :o :o :o

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:39 PM
What does Serena sound like in bed, Cari? If she screams like she does on the court I would be afraid of going deaf and wear earplugs. Or just make sure that I occupy her mouth otherwise ;):lick:

DA FOREHAND
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:43 PM
LOL so Church lady Chanda is laying hands on Hantu!

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:43 PM
Serena's really quiet in bed. she likes to concentrate. she closes her eyes and makes faces. we sometimes have contests to see who can make the fugliest face. she wins most of the time. although, this one time, she was on top and her right boob started twitching and she kept moaning. good times. :o

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:46 PM
LMAO! Picturing Serena's boob twitching :drool:x1,000,000

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:50 PM
ROFL! if she was on court, she would have gotten like 10000000 code violations. :o :o

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:52 PM
And they would have ALL been worth it!
Code Violations- $$$
Serena's Boob twitching, Center Court at Wimby: Priceless

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:54 PM
:worship: :worship:

when she holds up the trophy... *twitch, twitch* what will the Duke and Dutchess say? :o :o

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:56 PM
lmAO! My guess is they will be speechless! And the duke might me trying to hide a little.... excitement :devil:

kyk710
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:57 PM
*be not me

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2003, 03:58 PM
the Duke will ask Serena if he can hold the trophy for about 5 mins... :o :o

ksgyh
Jun 17th, 2003, 01:19 AM
You guys are all so funny. This topic/post is so ridiculous, but the after-comments are even funnier. Uh, kyk, where would such a rumor ever get concocted except in your imagination?