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Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:06 AM
Dont be fooled by the claims that im flat
Im still, Im still Jenny from the block
yoused to have a little now ive gained a lot
no matter where my ranking is i can still beat Serenaaaaaaa!

They called my champ...hell thats right
But then i got cocky baby! i started playin hockey babyyy!
Oooops my bad! Origami then low fat crap
Couldnt get my head straighttttt baby. couldnt win a title baby!
But IM still me! im the best just dont have a chest!
What you get is what you seeeeee!


chorus

Dont be fooled by the claims that im flat
Im still, Im still Jenny from the block
Serena is a dumass.. and no im not a fatass da dunn da da da! (Bitch)!
No matter where i go i know where im going! (the hall of fame)!

Got to run...my workouts almost done
been reaal fun...i hope i have a son
but just remember ill never surender im still the queen bow down Bitch!

Dont be fooled by the......

Jennifer CAPRIATI: Ooooh FUCK THIS!...im going back to play tennis...JLo get me a water...and i want you to get it RIGHT THIS TIME! ooohhh Jenny...could you also get me one of those mints too? thanxs your a doll!


oooh and to all you Jen NON believers...Jennifer will come back....so tell me what you guys think??? Is jen setting up for a comeback? or are her efforts in vain??????

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:17 AM
LMAO:D you're best at craps.:worship:

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:17 AM
who invited you? i didnt...party POOPER

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:19 AM
i think i smell a stalker!

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:19 AM
then lock this thread...stupid.:D

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:24 AM
stop smiling at me! you freak me out

bis2806
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:27 AM
good one :D

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:29 AM
stop smiling at me! you freak me out
i love you Trish.:hearts:

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:30 AM
thanks bis... for the song? lol thaxs!

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:32 AM
what about me.:sad:

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:36 AM
oooh you really love this dont you??? am i turning you on???

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:38 AM
i think i am...i think you want me...and you cant have me....oooh poor baby! im being mean...but a womans got to do what a womans got to do

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:39 AM
Yes Trish, you are turning me on. ;)

As per the original topic of the thread, I chose the third choice...but I don't know if "#4" is where she'll peak. She needs to get a big tourney win...heck just any tourney win at this point lol.

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:43 AM
i think i am...i think you want me...and you cant have me....oooh poor baby! im being mean...but a womans got to do what a womans got to do
pfff..stop playing hard-to-get already. I know you adore meehhh. :lick:

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:46 AM
i jackson...sooooo where are we meet?

...no seriously lol i always seem to by eye to eye with you on everything...maybe we should exchange star signs!:) hehehe yeah...jens not gonna be #1 unless serena becomes injured for a helluva long time...#3 maybeunless she wins two oir more slams...then thats another story...hehe

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:48 AM
IM playing hard to get?? LMAO thats too funny...but ok...MSN? im tiered of this "message chat" takes to long....maybe then i wont be so "hard to get" hahaha...funny stuff though!

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:50 AM
"lickin your lips buyt noone kisses youre way...guess youll have to try me another day" Trish Stratus...Model and health lifestyle guru.not to mention kick ass wrestler

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:51 AM
You and BasicTennis should get together lol

Oh wow, I feel like a matchmaker. :o

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:52 AM
id lick my lips too but im totally....dying out here...your horny as hell and your not giving me a line to pull you in...im all for fun but you gatta give me sumthing to hold on too! I HAVE MSN...BUT MAYBE NOT...

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:54 AM
you really think soo Jackson??? but what about OUR plans??? LOL

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:54 AM
C'mon BT, Trish has the hots for you...don't let her wait for you any longer...

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:57 AM
you really think soo Jackson??? but what about OUR plans??? LOL

We don't have any plans. :)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:57 AM
oooh your phsychic too? wow interesting? ...yeah hes cute...but he did say he was 3...i dunno....thats a lil....fresh!....anyways :( hes gone....

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:58 AM
jeez...im single too...but im not looking either...the road is my boyfriend...and wrestling is my baby:)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:00 AM
BT...where have YOU gone??? im wasting my time on here WAITING for your sorry ass tyo show up! WTF??? wheree are you?

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:01 AM
three is crowd.:p

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:02 AM
BT better come out soon before Trish gets taken by someone else! ;)

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:04 AM
BT better come out soon before Trish gets taken by someone else! ;)
pffff...i thought you've taken trish already. :fiery:

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:05 AM
pffff...i thought you've taken trish already. :fiery:

oh do u want me to take her or something?

but really, you and her are the perfect match

besides, i'm taken already

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:09 AM
stop fighting...dyou wanna talk or not BT?

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:11 AM
i love love triangles...it takes three to tango.;)

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:11 AM
you can have both of us Trish.:eek:

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:12 AM
I am NOT fighting lol..I'm sure BT would agree (then again maybe not cuz he's 'weird' lol)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:16 AM
BT...i think your "cute" cause you case me all the time

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:16 AM
we all want love...and we hate fighting here....like the French do...make clothes not war.;)

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:17 AM
BT, it's hard choosing between Serena and Trish isn't it? ;)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:19 AM
...you want a threeway... oooh you naughty boy...already into sex are we...i dont even know your name...you know mine though...which is unfair...but you dont play fair do you...you wont even give me an e-mail....its really sad...sooo ill so the RIGHT thing and GIVE BOTH of you my e-mail...first one to e-mail me...gets to talk with me...privitly...the other one ...well whatever

Trishiastratus101@hotmail.com

yes i like you but are you gonna do anything about it??? BT? a name anything???

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:20 AM
BT, it's hard choosing between Serena and Trish isn't it? ;)
Naaahhh, i could always imagine her to be Serena.;) let her Jenny stay on the block. :D

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:22 AM
and jackson...always the gentleman...always the true man.... thank you ...you truelly are a sweety pie...i like serena...but if i where her id stick to the tennis court ...im a vicious catwalk girl!

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:23 AM
...you want a threeway... oooh you naughty boy...already into sex are we...i dont even know your name...you know mine though...which is unfair...but you dont play fair do you...you wont even give me an e-mail....its really sad...sooo ill so the RIGHT thing and GIVE BOTH of you my e-mail...first one to e-mail me...gets to talk with me...privitly...the other one ...well whatever

Trishiastratus101@hotmail.com

yes i like you but are you gonna do anything about it??? BT? a name anything???

LOL, I am not into you like that sweetie.

I can chat with you if you want. I'll let BT have you. ;) C'mon BT, it's your chance to have a private chat with her. :) (*Doesn't understand what a 'non' private chat is lol*)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:24 AM
and BT you are full of shit...i totally hate you know...no e-mail nothing? are you rejecting me ??? bastard

BasicTennis
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:25 AM
i hate private chat....i prefer bedroom chat.:eek:

catch ya later alligators.:p

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:26 AM
Ditching Trish now? :rolleyes:

Gotta learn to treat a lady better than that. :cool:

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:26 AM
and you thoiught i was playing hard to get then..whats your problem a girl gives you her e-mail and what do you do??? discard it? thats sad are you even a man?

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:27 AM
whatever...hes a looser...a very small minded individual...i was playing him...it was my e-mail...but who cares?

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:28 AM
well im off Jackson catch ya on the flip side...cool daddio!

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:28 AM
it's not like an e-mail addy is a very private thing...but i'm sure he has his reasons

here's a thought: maybe he's playing hard to get ;)

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 08:29 AM
well im off Jackson catch ya on the flip side...cool daddio!


Laters Trish

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:33 PM
hey 1jackson...whats up? im back LOL...you still blabbin away about serena this n' dat??? LMAO! Jezzz guy...its obvious Jen is the better woman...yeah i wish...lol so why bother LMAO??? gooodness to betsie and all the in btweens youll never learn...but i like Rena too sooo i guess.immm split....

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:35 PM
and about the "im split..." DONT get any ideals! im a ONE woman show for now...and besides...your not single anyway....good...last thing a need is anothewr poser like BT....speaking of Two inch wee wee...where did he go? first he starts coming on to me then he leaves...strange guy...i thinkhes gay...but dont tell him i said that!

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 07:37 PM
hehehe ...im actually in florida right now soaking up the suns rays...palm beach sure is devine...hehehe i hope im not making anyone jealous???:) LMAO

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 09:27 PM
hey there Trish

i'm at work right now in a real estate firm and i think the boss is hitting on me and she's like 40

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:14 PM
oooh....mmm is that a good thing? im a wrestler and 27?

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:14 PM
i hope that is better! LOL i know im better!

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:14 PM
for somne reaon i picture you as being a African American...maybe 27 from Chicago?? no??

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:18 PM
well...i think you need a "pic me up!" thank god for my website!...as i said before i USED to be a fitness model...contractedfor Musle Mag international...you know it??? its INTERNATIONAL LOL! anyways i was apart of that from 97' (when my school whent on strike was going to med school) anyways up until i got a cotract with WWF...now wwe...i was always a wrestling fan and when they saw my resume they where like "are you willing to get physical"??? i was like "yeah ive been training at this gym for 7 months now jyust waiting for a phonecall from you guys" so i got the job...and sooo know im this famous "trish stratus" LOL its all good... soooo my web site is....simple

www.trishstratus.com

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:19 PM
um no, I'm white and I'm 20 and I'm in Cali baby!

For her, it's that one extra smile she gives and that extra 2 secs she looks at me. And she invites me to lunch like everyday and she doesn't do that with other workers here.

There's so many other guys her age here. I'm the only one younger than 35 I think.

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:21 PM
and of course im a closet Jen fan...ive played tennis since the age of three...and i played in yournements up until the age of 17 ...then i buckled down on my studies...always loved biology and the human body sooo i dropped the tennis career and whent into Kenisiology and Biology @ York Universaty in Toronto.....tennis is my secound great passion but wrestling is my world right now...hopefully i can start tournements again...i havnt lost my serve...which is good! LMAO

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:22 PM
what about you? play tennis i imagine?

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:23 PM
and about the work place...dyou mind this woman hanging of your arm waiting to seduce you?

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:23 PM
Let's not get into that. ;)

I officially suck. :p

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:24 PM
I don't mind her as long as she doesn't try to get physical or get nasty. I'm thinking maybe that's why she doens't like my gf visiting during her breaks.

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:25 PM
hahaha... and of course i wouldnt mind you giving me your opinion about my ummmm physic.... when you check my fantastically designed site dedicated to helth and fitness...and i also have tons of modeling pics from my model days...im in even better shape now which is scary!...although im no hulk...i do only cardio...although im on a strict diet which is hard mind you cause im a greasy burger kinda girl!

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:26 PM
so your from ali huh? San fran? LA? Diego? San Jose? Pam springs? clue me in

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:26 PM
shameless plug??

*goes to ur site*

nice physique...ur remind me of a muscular pam anderson

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:27 PM
lol dont worry your safe from my hands...im no boy snatcher hehehehe

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Let's just say I'm in the Bay Area. ;)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:28 PM
yeah... i get that alot...shes canadian too...coincedense?

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:28 PM
but id like to think that my 4.0 GPA makes me a little brighter!

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:28 PM
perhaps it is coincidence then

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:29 PM
LOL...and thank you for the compliment...its a full time job keeping this ass tight and my arms jello free

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:31 PM
right

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:31 PM
i dunno what just happened

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:32 PM
anyhow...you do realestate? what area?

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:33 PM
anyways...yeah...as you can see even famous ppl are normal...i love this chat...i love being a bitch

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:33 PM
its sooo opposite from what i am in reality...its a nice change...i really cant stand those monica ppl...they live in cocko land

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:34 PM
sooo dyou have any advice as to how i can get some rep points? R+J from Monicas den took my rep points away and gave me a blck star!....the FIRST DAY LMAO!

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:35 PM
trust me it was a funny sight...i was mad of course...but black suites me

1jackson2001
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:36 PM
I only work part time..and only for the summer. I'm raising some money to help pay for college tuition (just finished sophomore year) for me and my gf. She works right next door lol.

And my gf and I might go on a romantic vacation somewhere, just the two of us. (if money works out)

Trish101
Jun 11th, 2003, 10:46 PM
oooh thats nice...well i have to go...talk to ya later..and if you have my e-mail...we can chat? Trishiastratus101@hotmail.com

dont be shy!

1jackson2001
Jun 12th, 2003, 12:02 AM
ok, talk to you later