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MarcusRock
Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:56 PM
Commence arguing....

Here, I'll help: Your mother!






please? lol

irma
Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:57 PM
yeah she did with all those double faults and puffy serves :D

;)

Serendy Willick
Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:58 PM
Hmm, maybe it was because Serena put monster pressure on her and came out like a lion looking for some hyenas to eat.

John Inverdale
Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:58 PM
Amelie Mauresmo beat herself today
What Amelie does in her own bed is her own business.

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:00 PM
What Amelie does in her own bed is her own business.
ROFLMAOFASDFASJFDASF! :o

MR, that wasn't right to put Amelie's business out like that. LOL!

irma
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:06 PM
If I was amelie today I would have been scared too. serena looked like she could kill somebody :eek:

I would have ran away :p

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:09 PM
Serena probably killed about 9 ants, 3 flies and 5 bees before she went on court to kill Amélie. :p hey that rhymed.

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:12 PM
If it matters, I beat myself today too and will again tonight...:D

griffin
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:14 PM
Commence arguing....


please? lol

Tastes great.

persond
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:15 PM
If it matters, I beat myself today too and will again tonight...:D


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:16 PM
Tastes great.


Less filling ya bitch... :mad:

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:16 PM
TS, I wish I could beat James, Marat and Carlos really hard til they scream my name and make me the sole beneficiary in their wills. :drool: :D :p

MarcusRock
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:16 PM
Tastes great.Less filling :mad:

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:18 PM
Less filling :mad:
so is this when SJW and I get in the fountain and rip each other's clothes off or no? :confused:

griffin
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:19 PM
Less filling :mad:

Yeah, well I suppose that might be an issue for you, but

TASTES GREAT

Cybelle Darkholme
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:20 PM
This must be the lesbian thread. Marcusrock are you an honorary lesbian?


oh, less filling...:wavey:

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:20 PM
Lesbo action...so not right...:o

MarcusRock
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:22 PM
This must be the lesbian thread. Marcusrock are you an honorary lesbian?LOL. Not that I know of.

Costs less! :mad:

griffin
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:25 PM
LOL. Not that I know of.



We can fix that.

But we won't.

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:45 PM
Amelie made some chronic errors. Yes Serena did play well, but most of Amelies errors were from her own raquet. She only turned up at 4-0 down in the second, and by then it was to late.

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:47 PM
Amelie made some chronic errors. Yes Serena did play well, but most of Amelies errors were from her own raquet. She only turned up at 4-0 down in the second, and by then it was to late.

:rolleyes:

buy a clue will ya... :p

griffin
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:48 PM
pft! YOU are a chronic error :fiery:

pst, go read the thread again

MarcusRock
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:49 PM
:rolleyes:

buy a clue will ya... :pOoooh!! Dava, are you gonna take that from him? Dang.

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:54 PM
:rolleyes:

buy a clue will ya... :p

I watched it as neutral, you are (by your avatar) biased. Serena would have won anyway, she was playing too good, but Amelie was on a mental meltdown.

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:56 PM
I watched it as neutral, you are (by your avatar) biased. Serena would have won anyway, she was playing too good, but Amelie was on a mental meltdown.

You are completly incorrigible... :rolleyes:

MarcusRock
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:57 PM
I watched it as neutral, you are (by your avatar) biased. Serena would have won anyway, she was playing too good, but Amelie was on a mental meltdown.Ooooh!!! He called you biased and said he would spit on your avatar if he could. TopShotta, are you gonna take that?

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:58 PM
So you are saying

A> You are not a Serena fan

B> Serena would not have won if Amelie was 100%

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 06:59 PM
LMFAO@this thread!!!!

hell yea Cari :p

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:00 PM
hey a lesbo thread in GM

y'all are coming over to the dark side :cool:

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:06 PM
So you are saying

A> You are not a Serena fan

B> Serena would not have won if Amelie was 100%

For the love of god, go back and read the first couple of post in this thread and come again...OK :wavey:

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:06 PM
LMFAO@this thread!!!!

hell yea Cari :p
ooh baby! *rips off shirt to expose full boobs in black bra, tackles SJW and rips off her shirt to expose her full boobs in a white bra, drop kicks SJW into the fountain while screaming 'tastes great'!* :devil:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:07 PM
I Know, Im just arguing for the hell of it!

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:08 PM
ooh baby! *rips off shirt to expose full boobs in black bra, tackles SJW and rips off her shirt to expose her full boobs in a white bra, drop kicks SJW into the fountain while screaming 'tastes great'!* :devil:

:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:12 PM
ooh baby! *rips off shirt to expose full boobs in black bra, tackles SJW and rips off her shirt to expose her full boobs in a white bra, drop kicks SJW into the fountain while screaming 'tastes great'!* :devil:

LMFAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

im suprised we still got our bras on :o

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:13 PM
:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:

you would like that wouldnt you?!?!?!!? :p

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:15 PM
Damn right!

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:15 PM
LMFAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

im suprised we still got our bras on :o
well, babe I haven't had a chance to rip yours off yet... :devil:

*while SJW is screaming 'less filling!', rips her bra strap to expose right boob... it jiggles as she jumps up and down and tries to wrestle back, the front clasp on my bra busts open exposing both of my boobs and one hits me in my eye*

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:15 PM
Damn right!
:p :o :devil:

Cam'ron Giles
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:16 PM
I Know, Im just arguing for the hell of it!


:kiss:

BTW, Momo just got her ass kicked, nothing she could have done about it...she should retire... ;)

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:18 PM
well, babe I haven't had a chance to rip yours off yet... :devil:

*while SJW is screaming 'less filling!', rips her bra strap to expose right boob... it jiggles as she jumps up and down and tries to wrestle back, the front clasp on my bra busts open exposing both of my boobs and one hits me in my eye*

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man that musta hurt.....you know how big urs are :o

im sure u were hollering like you do in my bedroom :p :devil:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:20 PM
Well I think Venus shoul retire. Anna Kournikova could bagel her at the mo'!

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:31 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man that musta hurt.....you know how big urs are :o

im sure u were hollering like you do in my bedroom :p :devil:
yeah, well I can cover the black eye up with makeup.

and it did hurt but in a good way. you know I have a wider octave range than Mariah. I'd say it was like that time you grabbed my hair and called me your bitch kinda pain. yanno... the good kind. :drool:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:34 PM
I often wonder if Mariah sequels like that in bed.

Like in the song "All in Your Mind" at the end! RAH!

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:36 PM
yeah, well I can cover the black eye up with makeup.

and it did hurt but in a good way. you know I have a wider octave range than Mariah. I'd say it was like that time you grabbed my hair and called me your bitch kinda pain. yanno... the good kind. :drool:

LMFAO!!! you always my bitch :drool:

that "time"??? i think u mean "times". you dont know how much i like to hear u scream my name :o

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:37 PM
I often wonder if Mariah sequels like that in bed.

Like in the song "All in Your Mind" at the end! RAH!
yeah, babe, it's like "some-dayy-YYYYYYYYYYYY-yyyyyyyyyy-YYYYYYYYYYYYYY-yyyyyyyyyyyyy..." she shakes a lot, sweats a little and says 'whoo!' :o

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:38 PM
LMFAO!!! you always my bitch :drool:

that "time"??? i think u mean "times". you dont know how much i like to hear u scream my name :o
ooh do I get a whupping for saying time? please? :drool:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:39 PM
yeah, babe, it's like "some-dayy-YYYYYYYYYYYY-yyyyyyyyyy-YYYYYYYYYYYYYY-yyyyyyyyyyyyy..." she shakes a lot, sweats a little and says 'whoo!' :o

Like in Emotions

But I like the way it feels

INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-I-I-I-IDEEEE!

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:40 PM
ooh do I get a whupping for saying time? please? :drool:


LMFAO!!!!!!! course. i hear uve been a REAL bad girl the past few days :o

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:41 PM
ooh do I get a whupping for saying time? please? :drool:


LMFAO!!!!!!! course. i hear uve been a REAL bad girl the past few days :o

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:44 PM
Like in Emotions

But I like the way it feels

INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-I-I-I-IDEEEE!
yep, she makes weird faces too. :o

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:45 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!! course. i hear uve been a REAL bad girl the past few days :o
I sure have, Mistress Sarah. :devil: :drool:

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:46 PM
I sure have, Mistress Sarah. :devil: :drool:

LMFAO!!!!!!! now u just takin the piss :devil:

brings out BIGGEST whip :devil:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:47 PM
yep, she makes weird faces too. :o

Yeah I noticed that on my Around the World video. Did you think she sung Emotions crap on that video. I think Mariahs voice takes a few songs to get going.

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:50 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!! now u just takin the piss :devil:

brings out BIGGEST whip :devil:
oh yes! :drool: *ties self to rafters* hurt me good! :drool:

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:52 PM
oh yes! :drool: *ties self to rafters* hurt me good! :drool:

LMFAO!!!!!!!

awwwwwww chit :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 07:54 PM
I feel left out!!! I want to be spanked with White Gloves

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:21 PM
dammit Cari u dun made him bring up the white gloves again :o

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:22 PM
chit, I'm sorry! maybe we could start a beating chain... I beat dava and sjw beats me! :drool:

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:22 PM
Why is there a problem about the white gloves?

Have you two been bitching about the white gloves obsession behind my back!!!!

LOL!

Cariaoke
Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:26 PM
ROFL! um... no :o

Dava
Jun 3rd, 2003, 09:55 PM
Why is there a problem about the white gloves?

Have you two been bitching about the white gloves obsession behind my back!!!!

LOL!

And I beat SJW!!!! Wow were all in a circle, a circle of RAR!

franny
Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:36 PM
i was very very dissapointed in the way momo played today, it was i think one of the worst performances i have seen in a long time. She played worst then venus did against vera. It was pitiful, she was missing shots 1-2 feet long or wide and had so many mishits. Her serve was just totally abysmal and it was just an ugly performance. I'm not surprised, i had predicted it, but still, i am very dissapointed in her performance. HOWEVER, do not say that she beat herself today, because serena played an awesome match. Had momo gotten over the pressure, i do not doubt that she could match serena and make the match competitive, maybe 2 tight sets or 3 sets, but with the way serena was playing, amelie would not have won.

c2
Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:50 PM
well franny that was quite the buzz kill ;)

DunkMachine
Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:56 PM
LOL & :lick: @ Lesbian encounter. DAmnear busted a nut just reading that.

1jackson2001
Jun 4th, 2003, 07:22 AM
oooooh yeahhhhh


Just like MJ sings "Beat Ittttt! Beat Ittttt!"

SJW
Jun 4th, 2003, 08:07 AM
chit, I'm sorry! maybe we could start a beating chain... I beat dava and sjw beats me! :drool:

and both of youz beat me :drool:

LMFAO@the audience :D

Greenout
Jun 4th, 2003, 08:23 AM
I was really disappointed. I thought Amelie
has gotten tougher. It's back to square one.
She seemed as fragile as ever. I hope it's not going
to be one of those Jana Novotna type careers where
we'll have to wait until she makes 3 finals for a
grand slam.

Just heartbreaking stuff.....again!!

Cariaoke
Jun 4th, 2003, 12:35 PM
ROFLMMFAO @ the audience... :o

"beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it... huh!"